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The Fart Button  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1885 times:

An ad keeps appearing on a.net and it is a big red button with the caption.

The fart button...go on, you know you want to.."

Well, me being me and a stubborn bugger I absolutely refuse to press it.

Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1885 times:

I, too, am wary of unexplained "things" on websites. I'll bet its just a clever way of getting those who otherwise ignore ads to click by preying on our penchant for toilet humor. I was tempted, but then the dog farted, I had a good chuckle and my need was satisfied.

User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 2, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1878 times:

For those who want the incredibly satisfying feeling of pressing the Fart Button without the annoyance of the following ad, please go here:

http://www.instantjoke.com/

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineAAden From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 835 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1876 times:

sweet thanks



aaden


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1873 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 2):
For those who want the incredibly satisfying feeling of pressing the Fart Button without the annoyance of the following ad, please go here:

Anyone else click about a hundred times?





Hello?





Anyone?


User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1803 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1859 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 4):
Anyone else click about a hundred times?

Get a life
Well... I did, but only because you did and I thought from your post that something special would happen if you click it 100 times, but it turned out to be wrong.



rolf
User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 48
Reply 6, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Well, me being me and a stubborn bugger I absolutely refuse to press it.

Button shmutton!

Just don't ask me to pull your finger !

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 4):
Anyone else click about a hundred times?

By the time I got to 7 clicks, my IE was hijacked to some weird Turkish proctological exam website.
Man.....They have some crude medical practices in Turkey. Colonoscopys' are done with this primitive medical instrument consisting of 5 glass beads on a string and all of the Nurses are naked !....and for some reason, the Doctors all operate wearing gold watches. One Doctor appeared to have lost his and kept reaching in trying to find it. Pretty weird.

Thanks Newark 777. Ooops! my phone is ringing.

Anyone else have this happen?  confused 


Anyone?



Well?



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 31
Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1764 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

We did at school. As a joke, my teacher connected his iBook to the projector/speaker system, clicked said fart button and 6 of us laughed at the simplistic pleasure of listening to a fake, digital fart.



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineBrendan03 From Australia, joined Aug 2005, 951 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1720 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

Yes, A few times, and IE's popup blocker stopped the following URL, I did it a few times but I've noticed lately there isn't any sound?



Coolier than thou.
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1677 times:

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 5):
Well... I did, but only because you did and I thought from your post that something special would happen if you click it 100 times, but it turned out to be wrong.

Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.


User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1803 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1658 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.

Like my mouse will break or I'll get a finger cramp...



rolf
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1618 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.

what is it? You are just trying to get us to waste our time  Wink



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1603 times:

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 11):
what is it?

The Internet Fairy will appear and link you to The Realm of Free Midget Orgies, but magical winning lottery numbers will pop-up on the 10,000th click.  Wink

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 11):
You are just trying to get us to waste our time

I never! All lies.


User currently offlineFutureUApilot From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1365 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (8 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

Ah, this reminds me of one of my favorite flash games.

http://www.abum.com/show/3182/big-red-button.swf

Great stuff!

-Sam



The Pilot is the highest form of life on Earth!
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