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The Fart Button  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2092 times:

An ad keeps appearing on a.net and it is a big red button with the caption.

The fart button...go on, you know you want to.."

Well, me being me and a stubborn bugger I absolutely refuse to press it.

Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

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User currently offlineIAH777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2092 times:

I, too, am wary of unexplained "things" on websites. I'll bet its just a clever way of getting those who otherwise ignore ads to click by preying on our penchant for toilet humor. I was tempted, but then the dog farted, I had a good chuckle and my need was satisfied.

User currently offlineNewark777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2085 times:

For those who want the incredibly satisfying feeling of pressing the Fart Button without the annoyance of the following ad, please go here:

http://www.instantjoke.com/

Harry


User currently offlineAAden From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2083 times:

sweet thanks



aaden


User currently offlineIAH777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2080 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 2):
For those who want the incredibly satisfying feeling of pressing the Fart Button without the annoyance of the following ad, please go here:

Anyone else click about a hundred times?





Hello?





Anyone?


User currently offlineRolfen From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2066 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 4):
Anyone else click about a hundred times?

Get a life
Well... I did, but only because you did and I thought from your post that something special would happen if you click it 100 times, but it turned out to be wrong.


User currently offlineKevinL1011 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2020 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Well, me being me and a stubborn bugger I absolutely refuse to press it.

Button shmutton!

Just don't ask me to pull your finger !

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 4):
Anyone else click about a hundred times?

By the time I got to 7 clicks, my IE was hijacked to some weird Turkish proctological exam website.
Man.....They have some crude medical practices in Turkey. Colonoscopys' are done with this primitive medical instrument consisting of 5 glass beads on a string and all of the Nurses are naked !....and for some reason, the Doctors all operate wearing gold watches. One Doctor appeared to have lost his and kept reaching in trying to find it. Pretty weird.

Thanks Newark 777. Ooops! my phone is ringing.

Anyone else have this happen?  confused 


Anyone?



Well?


User currently offlineCadet57 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1971 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

We did at school. As a joke, my teacher connected his iBook to the projector/speaker system, clicked said fart button and 6 of us laughed at the simplistic pleasure of listening to a fake, digital fart.


User currently offlineBrendan03 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1927 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

Yes, A few times, and IE's popup blocker stopped the following URL, I did it a few times but I've noticed lately there isn't any sound?


User currently offlineIAH777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1884 times:

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 5):
Well... I did, but only because you did and I thought from your post that something special would happen if you click it 100 times, but it turned out to be wrong.

Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.


User currently offlineRolfen From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.

Like my mouse will break or I'll get a finger cramp...


User currently offlineYYZflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.

what is it? You are just trying to get us to waste our time  Wink


User currently offlineIAH777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1810 times:

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 11):
what is it?

The Internet Fairy will appear and link you to The Realm of Free Midget Orgies, but magical winning lottery numbers will pop-up on the 10,000th click.  Wink

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 11):
You are just trying to get us to waste our time

I never! All lies.


User currently offlineFutureUApilot From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

Ah, this reminds me of one of my favorite flash games.

http://www.abum.com/show/3182/big-red-button.swf

Great stuff!

-Sam


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