N766AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 517 times:
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
-Anon
Ok..maybe some of these arent 'famous' but they sure are funny!
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman Costume warning label
Headlines:
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
-Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
`Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
-Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
-The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
Bible church's focus is the Bible
-Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
-Journal of Commerce, April 20
Fish lurk in streams
-Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29
And from the bumper sticker file...
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
"i souport publik edekasion"
USAirways737 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1026 posts, RR: 1 Reply 8, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 513 times:
"I did not have sexual relations with..." Do I even need to finish?
Greeneyes53787 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 844 posts, RR: 0 Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 506 times:
"A Bible falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not."
DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7680 posts, RR: 18 Reply 11, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 498 times:
"Its like nailing down Jell-o"
Michael Schaller, Professor of History, The University of Arizona. In a History 440 lecture about Joe McCarthy.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
DeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 12, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 497 times:
Polaris, isnt that quote by Siddhartha Guatama? Did he have his name changed to Guatama Buddha? I know that he is buddha, but I had never known he was referred to as that. We are now learning about that in history, so just wondering.
"what is popular is not always right, what is right is not always popular"
Its plastered on almost every classrooms walls here, so thats where I got it
Hamlet69 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 2669 posts, RR: 59 Reply 14, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 489 times:
Here's a range of quotes:
"False face must hide what the false heart doth know."
-MacBeth
". . . for there is nothing either good nor bad, but thinking makes it so."
-Hamlet
"Some men see things as they are and say 'Why?' I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"
-Robert Kennedy
"What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world."
-Albert Einstein
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
-Leonardo da Vinci
"We now live in an age where man has walked on the Moon. It's not a miracle, we just decided to go."
-James Lovell, Apollo 13
"Read my lips: No new taxes."
-President George Bush
Purdue Arrow From United States of America, joined May 1999, 1574 posts, RR: 8 Reply 18, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 469 times:
Don't know who said it, but it is proudly displayed on a statue in the terrazzo of the US Air Force Academy in Colorade Springs, CO...
"Man's flight through life is sustained by the power of his knowledge."
Crjmech From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 260 posts, RR: 1 Reply 19, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 462 times:
"No matter where you go, there you are."
-Buckaroo Banzai
Thou shalt mind thine altitude,lest the ground reach up and smite thee.
Tbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7011 posts, RR: 28 Reply 20, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 450 times:
"God does not play dice with the universe."
- Albert Einstein
"You may take our lives, but you'll never take, our FREEDOM!"
JetBlue26 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 82 posts, RR: 2 Reply 22, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 441 times:
"The best safety device in an airplane is a well trained pilot"-Flight Safety International
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