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User currently offlineAirbus60 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 783 times:

If you can lie on the floor, without holding on, your sober.

Eat more shit, 20 billion flies can't be wrong.

You are about as useful as a priest in a Whorehouse

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User currently offlinePolaris From Canada, joined Feb 2000, 1150 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 661 times:

"The mind is everything; what you think, you become." Gautama Buddha

User currently offlineBrissie_lions From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 655 times:

"I am not an animal, I am a human being".....The Elephant Man.  

User currently offlinePolaris From Canada, joined Feb 2000, 1150 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 650 times:

"The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation." former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau

User currently offlineWestjet#1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 644 times:



if you can't dazzle em with brilliance; then baffle them with bullshit!!!


User currently offlinePolaris From Canada, joined Feb 2000, 1150 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 636 times:

"The key to success is self-confidence. If you can fake that, you've got it made!" Groucho Marx

User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2683 posts, RR: 16
Reply 6, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days ago) and read 633 times:

"Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country" -JFK

"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
-Neil Armstrong

"Shit Floats"
"Shit Happens"

"...Russia has ceased to exist, we'll begin bombing in five minutes.." -Ronald Reagan



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User currently offlineN766AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days ago) and read 634 times:

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
-Anon

Ok..maybe some of these arent 'famous' but they sure are funny!

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman Costume warning label

Headlines:

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
-Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

`Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
-Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
-The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Bible church's focus is the Bible
-Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
-Journal of Commerce, April 20

Fish lurk in streams
-Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

And from the bumper sticker file...

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
"i souport publik edekasion"


User currently offlineUSAirways737 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1026 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (14 years 3 months 3 days ago) and read 630 times:

"I did not have sexual relations with..." Do I even need to finish?

"I didn't inhale"

All by our beloved President






User currently offlineGreeneyes53787 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 844 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 623 times:

"A Bible falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not."



User currently offlineDanny From Poland, joined Apr 2002, 3516 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 617 times:

--- It's better not to speak and let people think you're dumb, than to open your mouth and proove it. --- Lisa Simpson.

User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7811 posts, RR: 16
Reply 11, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 615 times:

"Its like nailing down Jell-o"
Michael Schaller, Professor of History, The University of Arizona. In a History 440 lecture about Joe McCarthy.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 614 times:

Polaris, isnt that quote by Siddhartha Guatama? Did he have his name changed to Guatama Buddha? I know that he is buddha, but I had never known he was referred to as that. We are now learning about that in history, so just wondering.

"what is popular is not always right, what is right is not always popular"

Its plastered on almost every classrooms walls here, so thats where I got it  


User currently offlineGranite From UK - Scotland, joined May 1999, 5579 posts, RR: 63
Reply 13, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 608 times:
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'Im the best President' - Clinton

Gary


User currently offlineHamlet69 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 2754 posts, RR: 58
Reply 14, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 606 times:

Here's a range of quotes:

"False face must hide what the false heart doth know."
-MacBeth

". . . for there is nothing either good nor bad, but thinking makes it so."
-Hamlet

"Some men see things as they are and say 'Why?' I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"
-Robert Kennedy

"What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world."
-Albert Einstein

"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
-Leonardo da Vinci

"We now live in an age where man has walked on the Moon. It's not a miracle, we just decided to go."
-James Lovell, Apollo 13

"Read my lips: No new taxes."
-President George Bush

Hamlet69



Honor the warriors, not the war.
User currently offlineAb.400 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 598 times:

" He was a good friend of mine and the greatest Basketball-player ever in the US. "

Mariah Carrey been asked about the dead of Hussein, King of Jordan.


User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 595 times:

Hey Beavis, pull my finger...huh ha, huh ha... - Butthead

No way buttmunch. - Beavis

I yam what I yam. - Popeye


User currently offlinePolaris From Canada, joined Feb 2000, 1150 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 587 times:

"...out damned spot!" Lady MacBeth

User currently offlinePurdue Arrow From United States of America, joined May 1999, 1574 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 586 times:

Don't know who said it, but it is proudly displayed on a statue in the terrazzo of the US Air Force Academy in Colorade Springs, CO...



"Man's flight through life is sustained by the power of his knowledge."


User currently offlineCrjmech From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 260 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (14 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 579 times:

"No matter where you go, there you are."
-Buckaroo Banzai



Thou shalt mind thine altitude,lest the ground reach up and smite thee.
User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 25
Reply 20, posted (14 years 3 months 18 hours ago) and read 567 times:

"God does not play dice with the universe."

- Albert Einstein

"You may take our lives, but you'll never take, our FREEDOM!"

- William Wallace (Mel Gibson)



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User currently offlineAC_A340 From Canada, joined Sep 1999, 2251 posts, RR: 1
Reply 21, posted (14 years 3 months 12 hours ago) and read 565 times:

"It's impossible to fly with the eagles when you work with turkeys" - Pushing Tin

"Fuddle Duddle" - Former PM Pierre Trudeau

I got a mind block right now so that's all I can think of.


User currently offlineJetBlue26 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 82 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (14 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 558 times:

"The best safety device in an airplane is a well trained pilot"-Flight Safety International



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