N766AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 517 times:
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
Ok..maybe some of these arent 'famous' but they sure are funny!
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman Costume warning label
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
-Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
`Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
-Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
-The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
Bible church's focus is the Bible
-Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
-Journal of Commerce, April 20
Fish lurk in streams
-Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29
And from the bumper sticker file...
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
"i souport publik edekasion"
DeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 12, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 497 times:
Polaris, isnt that quote by Siddhartha Guatama? Did he have his name changed to Guatama Buddha? I know that he is buddha, but I had never known he was referred to as that. We are now learning about that in history, so just wondering.
"what is popular is not always right, what is right is not always popular"
Its plastered on almost every classrooms walls here, so thats where I got it