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User currently offlineRobK From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3947 posts, RR: 18
Posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2845 times:

So I've recently moved gaff and up until a few days ago, thought my next door neighbour was just an oldish woman (Irene) and her daughter and HER baby.

Well, Tuesday night about 2130 I'd just returned from work to see Irene fly out of her house flapping her arms about. Long story shortened, it turned out to be a wasp, which I removed for her (what a super-star eh!).

We ended up getting chatting like you do and she was telling me her daughter was currently out staying at her bloke's house and she'd (the daughter) would be moving out soon. I was just about to comment about her being all on her own when the door into the kitchen opens (we were sat in the side extension) and this young lass (I estimated to be about 16 or 17) in her PJs appears  expressionless . Was a bit of a shock, coz I didn't know who this was as nothing had been mentioned about her - not that it was any of my business anyway of course!

Anyway, turned out to be her grand-daughter and she also lived there because her Old Dear moved miles away and she didn't get on with her Old Man. We got chatting about a TV soap we both happened to watch and then she pipes up "awwwwww right, you must be our new neighbour!" in a kind of weird I'm-really-pleased-about-that fashion.

Anyway, she suddenly disappeared and I continued chatting to Irene and then 5 minutes later the lassie (Sarah) reappears, but now with a load of face powder on and mascara and her hair straightened!  irked  I was just beginning to think to myself why are you now wearing make-up if you're about to go to bed and then I suddenly twigged what was going on! I've got an admirer!  bigthumbsup   bouncy   hyper .

I decided that was as good a time as any to make a rapid exit but not before I was quizzed by her about what times I start and finish work and what times I usually leave the house and get back  confused . I left for work at 5am next morning and just happened to glance up at the front bedroom window of next door, and guess whose face was peeping out?!!  biggrin 

The worrying part is that I'm in my late 20s and she's 14 apparently  crazy  which really surprised me as she looks at least 16; maybe I'm losing my touch. Even more worrying is that it didn't escape my attention that she's already quite "well-developed" (not that I was looking - come on guys, back me up here, it's just an automatic bloke thing, honest!) and is a bonny looking lass, there's no doubt about it. I just don't want this attention/grief/hassle, call it what you will, but she seems to make a bee-line for me whenever she sees me and tries to strike up a conversation and I'm running out of "I'm really busy and got to be somewhere" excuses.

I went out to cut the grass in the back garden on Wednesday afternoon as it was a glorious day and the grass was well overdue for a cut. Shortly after I got the mower out and began cutting she suddenly appears in a bikini with a towel in her hand and proceeds to lay out on the grass and start sunning herself. I'll openly admit I was having a difficult time trying not to look as one half of my brain was telling me that was what I should be doing, ie. lots of female flesh on display so brain reminds you that you're a bloke and it's to look at! But the other half of my brain was going no, no, no, no, she's just a school girl.  crazy 

What's the best way to sort this out without hurting her feelings or leading her on?

 confused 

Anyone been in a similar situation??  Sad

R

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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7408 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2836 times:
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Quoting RobK (Thread starter):
Anyone been in a similar situation??

Ever seen yourself in a suit with arrows all over it? Don't even think about it. Ignore her.



Made from jets!
User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2810 times:

Tell her you are into blood-letting.

User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3207 posts, RR: 13
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2810 times:

If she is 14, do the right thing and tell her to come back in 2 years! You may well bag a champ there. Oh and the looking thing, dont worry  Wink


Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineA319XFW From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2801 times:

Tell her you're gay... Or will that just make her try and turn you 
Edit: Or tell her you're an aviation geek  duck 

[Edited 2006-05-14 22:56:25]

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2794 times:

Quoting RobK (Thread starter):

What's the best way to sort this out without hurting her feelings or leading her on?

Be nice and polite and make with the ignorance of her affection/attention. The only way your going to have a problem is if she ends up naked in your place. So long as you don't invite her in, your good to go. If you are going to visit her, make sure her Grandmother is about and stay in a comunal room. Once she's 16 (as I understand it in Brittan) Let whatever will be, be.


User currently offlineRobK From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3947 posts, RR: 18
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2783 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 3):
If she is 14, do the right thing and tell her to come back in 2 years! You may well bag a champ there. Oh and the looking thing, dont worry

 biggrin  I'd thought about doing that actually, but didn't mention it in my original post in fear of getting a severe flaming from the self-righteous brigade. Good to see you share a similar SOH to my own  biggrin .

R


User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7408 posts, RR: 50
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2770 times:
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Quoting TedTAce (Reply 5):
Once she's 16 (as I understand it in Brittan) Let whatever will be, be.

And Ted weighs in with the Hugh Hefner approach



Made from jets!
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2770 times:

Is RobK the new Pe@rson ? All this underage perving, could they be related ?  Smile

User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2758 times:

Tell her: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2751 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 8):
Is RobK the new Pe@rson ? All this underage perving, could they be related ?

 rotf 

Hey good things happen from situations like this, look at myt332  Wow! He's now engaged to his best mate.. himself Big grin

On a positive note.. tell her to come back when shes legal! Thats ofcourse if you want to.. or.. yeah anyways.. great weather outside tonight..  laughing 

Lew


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5138 posts, RR: 33
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2751 times:

If theres grass on the pitch.......lets play! Big grin


That'll teach you
User currently offlineGEEZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2751 times:

Quoting RobK (Thread starter):
Anyone been in a similar situation??

Yes. Right now!

There is an Italian family that moved 2 doors down from me about a year ago.. The mum, dad, and son and daughter. - I'd not really spoken to them until recently, we'd just say hello in passing kinda thing. - But last weekend, I took my nephew out to the local shopping centre to buy him a football as the weather was nice and he said that he wanted to play football on the big patch of grass outside. - So I did.

Anyway, we came back and started having a kick around outside, as you do, and then the son and the daughter came over and asked if they could join in with us, and of course I had no objections. - But being in my late 20's, and a fairly heavy smoker, I soon got tired and went to sit down for a rest to stop myself from dying! - So I am sitting down on the railings and the daughter, Sharon comes over and starts talking to me. - She looks about 17 or 18 years old, but I wasnt sure how old she was. - I was inquisitive to find out her age so I asked her. - She said "I'm nearly 14" - I was like "Bloody hell, you look about 18!" - We had a laugh about it and I didnt think nothing of it and just continued to kick the ball about etc.

Next day, about 5pm theres a knock on my door.. guess who?! - Sharon and her brother Gianmarco (7 years old) wanted to know If I fancied coming out for a kick about.. I wasnt doing anything at the time so I thought it wouldnt hurt to have a kick around with the football. - Again, we got chatting, and she started asking if I was single etc, and what type of girls I go for.. It was so obvious that she fancies me, not by just what she was asking me, but the way she was looking at me etc.. I felt like answering her question by saying "Girls my own age!" but I didnt wanna hurt her feelings!

Now, everytime I glance out of my window, shes looking up to see If she can see me etc, and its getting a bit scary to be honest! She knows that I am 28, but it doesn't seem to bother her!

And over the past few days, I have gotten very friendly with their parents, who incidentally are a very nice couple. - This afternoon, 'knock knock' on my door, its Sharon and Gianmarco. - They were having a barbeque in their back garden and I was invited! - I went along because I thought it was a lovely gesture and it would be rude of me to refuse.. plus i was fucking starving! LOL

So I go to the barbeque. - They'd set up a table in the back garden under a small marquee, was very relaxed indeed, until I noticed that the whole time Sharon was staring at me and smiling...uh oh!

I felt quite uncomfortable with this, especially if her parents had noticed. - So i tended not to look at her, apart from when i was talking to her!

It's a mad situation, its flattering, but she is just a no go area! I am double her age + 2 years! But being the age that she is, I imagine this is just a crush and she will get over it within a week or so!!

Chris  wave 


User currently offlineGEEZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2751 times:

Quoting EWS (Reply 10):
look at myt332 He's now engaged to his best mate.. himself

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2738 times:

Quoting EWS (Reply 10):
look at myt332

Do we have to ? Euwww  yuck 

 biggrin 


User currently offlineRobK From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3947 posts, RR: 18
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2738 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 8):
Is RobK the new Pe@rson ? All this underage perving, could they be related ?

Who is this Pe@rson you speak of?  confused 

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 9):
Tell her: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

Not sure how to take that! Think I know what you're trying to say though..  biggrin 

Quoting EWS (Reply 10):
On a positive note.. tell her to come back when shes legal! Thats ofcourse if you want to..

Er, well no not really, well actually, not sure, maybe I could be persuaded if she really insists  biggrin .

Quote:
or.. yeah anyways.. great weather outside tonight..

PMSL. Used that one (or along those lines) far too many times already...

R


User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2722 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 14):
Do we have to ? Euwww

Yes this is my means of torturing anet!  gasp   headache   liar   melting 

Lew


User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7408 posts, RR: 50
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2722 times:
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GEEZ, RobK,
have either of you guys ever seen the movie, "The Crush". You should rent it. It should cure you of your encounters with your local neighbourhood Lolita problem.



Made from jets!
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2722 times:

Quoting RobK (Reply 15):
PMSL. Used that one (or along those lines) far too many times already...

I dunno use one of the other ones then..

"Get yer coat, you've pulled"

"Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Ill walk past again"

Taken from the MYT332 Book of Usless chat up Lines"

Lew


User currently offlineN229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1949 posts, RR: 32
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2711 times:

Quoting A319XFW (Reply 4):
tell her you're an aviation geek

Guaranteed to work...(assuming you don't want her to come back in two years). Every time you see her start talking about something that a 14-year-old girl would find the most boring possible thing imaginable. Talk about D-checks on an L-1011 and maybe something about gardening too.



It's people like you what cause unrest!
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2711 times:

Quoting RobK (Reply 15):
Who is this Pe@rson you speak of?

James is a spotty leching law-student (leather patches 'n all) who was forever posting threads along the lines of "Is it OK to sleep with 12 year olds" etc, not (we trust) with any true evil intent, but sort of for moral/ethical debate (and to try and get backing for his overhormoned fantasies !)

 Smile


User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2700 times:

On Alex's site...



Seems its the "boy" next door..  rotf 

Lew


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2700 times:

Quoting EWS (Reply 21):
..

That hat ! It's so me !!


User currently offlineRobK From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3947 posts, RR: 18
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2690 times:

Quoting GEEZ (Reply 12):
There is an Italian family that moved 2 doors down from me about a year ago.. The mum, dad, and son and daughter. - I'd not really spoken to them until recently, we'd just say hello in passing kinda thing. - But last weekend, I took my nephew out to the local shopping centre to buy him a football as the weather was nice and he said that he wanted to play football on the big patch of grass outside. - So I did.

Anyway, we came back and started having a kick around outside, as you do, and then the son and the daughter came over and asked if they could join in with us, and of course I had no objections. - But being in my late 20's, and a fairly heavy smoker, I soon got tired and went to sit down for a rest to stop myself from dying! - So I am sitting down on the railings and the daughter, Sharon comes over and starts talking to me. - She looks about 17 or 18 years old, but I wasnt sure how old she was. - I was inquisitive to find out her age so I asked her. - She said "I'm nearly 14" - I was like "Bloody hell, you look about 18!" - We had a laugh about it and I didnt think nothing of it and just continued to kick the ball about etc.

Next day, about 5pm theres a knock on my door.. guess who?! - Sharon and her brother Gianmarco (7 years old) wanted to know If I fancied coming out for a kick about.. I wasnt doing anything at the time so I thought it wouldnt hurt to have a kick around with the football. - Again, we got chatting, and she started asking if I was single etc, and what type of girls I go for..

I haven't had that one yet, but I fear it's a-coming  Sad

Quote:
It was so obvious that she fancies me, not by just what she was asking me, but the way she was looking at me etc..

Yes it doesn't take a genius to work it out does it?

Quote:
I felt like answering her question by saying "Girls my own age!" but I didnt wanna hurt her feelings!

Exactly my thoughts too.  Sad

Quote:
Now, everytime I glance out of my window, shes looking up to see If she can see me etc, and its getting a bit scary to be honest!

 yes  Yes, this sounds strangely familiar!  Sad

Quote:
[She knows that I am 28, but it doesn't seem to bother her!

Sarah knows I'm 29  Wow! and it doesn't seem to bother her either.  Sad

Quote:
And over the past few days, I have gotten very friendly with their parents, who incidentally are a very nice couple. - This afternoon, 'knock knock' on my door, its Sharon and Gianmarco. - They were having a barbeque in their back garden and I was invited! - I went along because I thought it was a lovely gesture and it would be rude of me to refuse.. plus i was fucking starving! LOL

PMSL!  bigthumbsup 

Quote:
So I go to the barbeque. - They'd set up a table in the back garden under a small marquee, was very relaxed indeed, until I noticed that the whole time Sharon was staring at me and smiling...uh oh!

I felt quite uncomfortable with this, especially if her parents had noticed. - So i tended not to look at her, apart from when i was talking to her!

It's a mad situation, its flattering, but she is just a no go area! I am double her age + 2 years! But being the age that she is, I imagine this is just a crush and she will get over it within a week or so!!

Get over it in a week or so?! You're a having a feckin giraffe ain't ya?!  confused 

Glad I'm not the only one anyway. I will escape her tomorrow as I'm working at 1am and be back for lunch time when she'll be at school then off to bed late afternoon - sorted! Tuesday's another challenge though  Sad ...

R


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2690 times:

Ask her when her 16th birthday is Big grin

She will get the message  Wink


Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
25 Post contains images RobK : Thanks Ted . Think I'll have to resort to washing the car/cutting the hedge/grass after 10pm when she's gone to bed... and it's also dark outside . I
26 TedTAce : The what???? I said let whatever will be, be. don't you think that after two years of un-requited love the girl will have moved on to someone more re
27 Post contains images Tiger119 : Is there a "Jerry Springer Show" in Europe? David
28 Post contains links TedTAce : Yes: http://www.mediawatchuk.org/news%20a...Jerry%20Springer%20The%20Opera.htm
29 Post contains images BMIFlyer : I know that Hence why I winked in the 1st place Lee
30 Usnseallt82 : With a young little girl falling all over me in a half-illegal way? Of course. I don't see any problem with it. Signed, Tom Cruise
31 Post contains links AC773 : Track her flights and let her know about it, that should do the job nicely as shown below... Friend Flying FL FLL-ATL Friday -AC773
32 Post contains images BMIFlyer : FLAIRPORT strikes Lee
33 BAxMAN : I guess the gang will be needing a new leader for the next couple of months at least, so why not....go ahead. There are competitively priced flights t
34 JRadier : the kid kind of looks like you as well, need to tell us something?
35 JGPH1A : Curses - my secret mini-me has been discovered ! Time to trigger the "Alan Parsons" Project ! BwuAHHAHAHAHAH !!!
36 Post contains images KaiGywer : OK, since nobody else took the plunge, I'll say it...
37 KiwiinOz : Could be because nobody else is interested in seeing pics of 14 year old girls, but I guess I shouldn't speak for everybody.
38 Post contains links HPLASOps : Here ya go (I hope you're under 18): Movie Poster Movie Poster
39 Georgetown : Buy a futures contract!
40 Bushpilot : I skipped over most of the posts to write about my similar situation though I think it has passed a bit, but not sure. I live in a small town, and my
41 Jutes85 : There is only one solution for all the problems in this thread: PIITB What the hell are you waiting for fool?
42 Post contains images RobK : Getting back on topic... Went outside about 8pm to bring my washing in which was actually wetter than when I put it out and thought I'd made sure the
43 Post contains images Luxair : ROBK, I think you are a big Hypocriet, if ya know what I mean, aren't ya? Signed CARLOS
44 Post contains images RobK : R filler
45 Post contains images JRadier : Allthough allready used Better take the cam with you on saturday and make us happy with some pics
46 Post contains images Luxair : Ok, I will say it like that, be honest, if you realy wouldn't like to see her or get invited by her or whatever than you could easly avoid her or at l
47 Post contains images RobK : Well tell me what guy WOULDN'T be happy to get female attention! (gayboys excluded) She's just a kid with a crush at the end of the day and if my bei
48 AirPacific747 : Where are the pics of that girl you're talking about, RobK?
49 RobK : Um, well I've no desire to go taking pics of her and I'm sure she wouldn't be over the moon about it either, never mind her folks. She a cross betwee
50 Post contains images AirPacific747 : Well you never know
51 AR385 : That't the "problem?" with 14-17 year olds. They'll have a crush on any male that moves who is in their mid to late 20's. After the age of consent, wh
52 Post contains images Rolfen : Oh yeah man I know what you mean. It hurts. I think I had 2 15 year old admirers, one at the gym and one at the beach, and I really literally ran awa
53 Post contains images RobK : ! Rolfen, I've no intention of "doing" anything with her right now nor even in the future, although that might change in a good few years time . The
54 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Hey, Rob! I'm too important to read through all the replies. I figured I was done when I arrived at Tedwin's. I recently experienced what you speak of
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