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User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

So I've been dating this, "girl" for nigh on 4 days now and we've run into a couple of snags. I figured that instead of going on Doctor Phil, I would do the best next thing, air my issues on a-net.

Obviousely I am madly in love with her. It is a love that knows no bounds and can look past the nasty bout of herpes that she contracted from one of her cousins, (yes, she's from Tasmania). She rubs my feet at the end of the day, she can drive a tractor, she can whittle her own cutlery, she makes the best spam-burgers, and she dresses like Angela Lansbury. And she's got legs that go ALL the way up, (well, most of the way, there was some skin grafting after the nasty incident when she lit one of her farts a coulpe of years back)

Anyway, what I want to know is, why does my soul still feel so empty? Should I communicate with her more, or less? Am I smothering her? Should I be the tough guy or the needy one? Should I wash more often? How come I have to turn away from her when we are having sex? Why is her Mum sending me pictures of herself in her lingerie? Should we get married?

I hope you can help as I feel lost and confused. I'm only 16 but I'm pretty sure after the last 4 days that I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her.

I look forward to your advise

Signed

Big hearted, starry eyed, rambunctious teddybear

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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

You should probably take up smoking. Or, stop smoking.  Wink


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3642 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1260 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
So I've been dating this, "girl"

why is the word girl in quotes  
It doesn't sound like she is right for you

[Edited 2006-05-18 03:35:57]


Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlinePlanespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3512 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1246 times:

mock post mock post mock post mock post mock post


Do you like movies about gladiators?
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1246 times:

That "Made in China" logo on her butt should have been a dead giveaway. Thanks for the chuckle, however.

User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1233 times:

You had me up to Dr. Phil. Very funny.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
there was some skin grafting after the nasty incident when she lit one of her farts a coulpe of years back

Despite the scars you just have to hold on to a girl like that.



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

Quoting Planespotting (Reply 3):
mock post mock post mock post mock post mock post

Gee, ya think?


User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 49
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1197 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
she can drive a tractor, she can whittle her own cutlery, she makes the best spam-burgers, and she dresses like Angela Lansbury. And she's got legs that go ALL the way up, (well, most of the way, there was some skin grafting after the nasty incident when she lit one of her farts a coulpe of years back)

Are you dating Aircrafts' Mom ?  scratchchin 



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

Quoting Planespotting (Reply 3):
mock post

Pock most.


User currently offlineKiwiTEAL From Australia, joined Nov 2005, 253 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1111 times:

Does she have two heads? lol  Smile Sounds a bit of a disaster waitin to happen lmao!

User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7073 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1068 times:

Falling in love in 4 days!!! WOW

All I can say is to keep your feet as close to the ground at this early stage of your relationship. Don't jump the gun right now.
Let things settle, and within a month or two there may be a chance of you seeing things a little differently (past the 'honeymoon' stage)

Don't over do things mate. I understand you may be head over heals now, but just take things easy and dont be so 'full on' esspecially not so soon into the relationship.

All the best

SUJ


User currently offlineFlyingColours From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 2315 posts, RR: 10
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1052 times:

Quoting ZKSUJ (Reply 11):

Dear god Nigel I hope you wern't being serious there  Smile

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
How come I have to turn away from her when we are having sex?

Sex after 4 days of going out, now thats gotta be good stuff you're smokin there, pass the joint  Wink

Phil
FlyingColours



Lifes a train racing towards you, now you can either run away or grab a chair & a beer and watch it come - Phil
User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9483 posts, RR: 42
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1011 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):

Phwoarr! Any pics?


User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 957 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
You should probably take up smoking. Or, stop smoking

Prefer snorting anyway

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 2):
why is the word girl in quotes

Well, I'm not really sure of her age. Plus, she's got one of those deformed spinal cords, (like the guy on "Shallow Hal"), so the extra appendage had me a little confused

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
That "Made in China" logo on her butt should have been a dead giveaway.

She does have a stamp on her butt, but it doesn't say, "Made in China" though. It's a couple of arrows pointing towards two options, one is subtitled, $10, the other, $12.95

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 5):
Despite the scars you just have to hold on to a girl like that.

I tried that but the skin still pulls away in my hands.

Quoting ZKSUJ (Reply 10):
Falling in love in 4 days!!! WOW

All I can say is to keep your feet as close to the ground at this early stage of your relationship. Don't jump the gun right now.
Let things settle, and within a month or two there may be a chance of you seeing things a little differently (past the 'honeymoon' stage)

Don't over do things mate. I understand you may be head over heals now, but just take things easy and dont be so 'full on' esspecially not so soon into the relationship.

Thanks, you are very sweet and caring. We will make you Godfather.

Quoting FlyingColours (Reply 11):
Sex after 4 days of going out, now thats gotta be good stuff you're smokin there, pass the joint

Yeah, she said she wanted to wait so it would be special.


User currently offlineJoffie From Australia, joined Mar 2006, 802 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 925 times:

Ok, lets analyse this.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
So I've been dating this, "girl" for nigh on 4 days now

You have been dating her for only four days? Fair enough, gotta start somewhere  

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
and we've run into a couple of snags

So quickly? Something is not right.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
figured that instead of going on Doctor Phil, I would do the best next thing, air my issues on a-net.

DR Phil would not waste his time, and i am sure A.NET is not the best option 

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
Obviousely I am madly in love with her.

No your not, you have only been 'dating' for 4 days...

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
Should I communicate with her

Yes

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
Am I smothering her?

Give it time.. dont move so quickly

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
How come I have to turn away from her when we are having sex?

??? Only after 4 days of dating??????

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
Why is her Mum sending me pictures of herself in her lingerie?

Cannot answer that

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
Should we get married?

Ok, let me get this straight. You have been 'Seeing' eachother for 4 days, and already have problems in the relationship. Now you are asking wheather u should get married?? Give it time, give her space...infact give yourself space and calm down.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
I'm only 16

In Australia you cannot get married under the age of 18 without a court order anyway.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her.

Bullshit.

You are not sure of her age. Now IIRC when u meet a chick/girl/whatever you call them i would of thought you go 'how old are you'??


EDIT: IS this thread for real, or a joke like DC's What does the 'U' IN Qantas stand for Big grin

[Edited 2006-05-19 08:22:08]

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 912 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
Why is her Mum sending me pictures of herself in her lingerie?

Say what?  Wow!

That's the most shocking part for me.  Confused


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8434 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 906 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
I'm only 16

Your profile seems to suggest otherwise.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
rambunctious

Thats a big word for a 16 year old. Most 16 year olds I've come accross wouldn't know what that means. Also other things you've said seem to imply your perhaps older then 16.

I'm wondering if, without any disrespect, your taking us for a ride?


User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 894 times:

This is why I love a-net, you guys are just great.

Anyway, I've got an update for you:

I went round to the bar she dances at and confronted her last night. The bouncer and I have this funny joke going where he pretends I'm barred from the place for harrassing the staff, (He's such a joker!). Sometimes he takes it a bit far though which is why I'm wearing dark glasses today, but that's not important right now.

Once I got in the back door, I told her the stuff that you guys had told me. Plus I said that I'm a great catch and that there's plenty of girls out there waiting for me and she better take the chance and hop on and enjoy the ride. She cried and said that no-one had ever said anything so nice to her and that I was like those romantic guys in the movies. She kissed me but I'd just had a kebab and she asked me to chew some gum.

Anyway, so I decide to wait until she finishes her shift. I was just quietly sitting at one end of the bar and this other guy comes in and she kisses him!!! Well he was a lot bigger than me so I waited until he went to the bathroom before I asked Shanelle, (that's her name), what the story was.

Well she told me that he was a regular and treats her real nice. He has promised her that he is going to take her out to the greyhounds one night. He's got a full time job, and only has a couple of payments left until he owns his own Vespa!

How can I compete with that? I love her but should I even continue the race knowing that I'm probably going to get shafted anyway?


User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7073 posts, RR: 12
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 880 times:

Quoting FlyingColours (Reply 11):
Dear god Nigel I hope you wern't being serious there

Hehehe

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 13):
Thanks, you are very sweet and caring. We will make you Godfather.

Thanks, totally honored  Wink Big grin


User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1796 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 861 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
and can look past the nasty bout of herpes

OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
that she contracted from one of her cousins

What?

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
there was some skin grafting after the nasty incident when she lit one of her farts a coulpe of years back)

 vomit 



rolf
User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1796 posts, RR: 2
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 846 times:

Quoting Joffie (Reply 14):
??? Only after 4 days of dating??????

4 days is too much according to my standards.

Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter):
How come I have to turn away from her when we are having sex?

Was that for me?



rolf
User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1796 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 840 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 17):
How can I compete with that? I love her but should I even continue the race knowing that I'm probably going to get shafted anyway?

You got to show her who's the real man. It's simple animal instinct man, challenge the other male and beat the crap out of him.
If you do this you'll get her (... probably). If you dont do it all your offspring will be doomed by your cowardice.

Remember: nice guys finish last



rolf
User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 835 times:

KiwiInOz, you have to be one of the sickest SOBs on here with this post. I've been laughing my ass off with every response of yours. Well done!


"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
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