KiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2029 posts, RR: 5 Posted (7 years 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1059 times:
So I've been dating this, "girl" for nigh on 4 days now and we've run into a couple of snags. I figured that instead of going on Doctor Phil, I would do the best next thing, air my issues on a-net.
Obviousely I am madly in love with her. It is a love that knows no bounds and can look past the nasty bout of herpes that she contracted from one of her cousins, (yes, she's from Tasmania). She rubs my feet at the end of the day, she can drive a tractor, she can whittle her own cutlery, she makes the best spam-burgers, and she dresses like Angela Lansbury. And she's got legs that go ALL the way up, (well, most of the way, there was some skin grafting after the nasty incident when she lit one of her farts a coulpe of years back)
Anyway, what I want to know is, why does my soul still feel so empty? Should I communicate with her more, or less? Am I smothering her? Should I be the tough guy or the needy one? Should I wash more often? How come I have to turn away from her when we are having sex? Why is her Mum sending me pictures of herself in her lingerie? Should we get married?
I hope you can help as I feel lost and confused. I'm only 16 but I'm pretty sure after the last 4 days that I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her.
Planespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3438 posts, RR: 5 Reply 3, posted (7 years 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1034 times:
KevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51 Reply 7, posted (7 years 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 985 times:
Quoting KiwiinOz (Thread starter): she can drive a tractor, she can whittle her own cutlery, she makes the best spam-burgers, and she dresses like Angela Lansbury. And she's got legs that go ALL the way up, (well, most of the way, there was some skin grafting after the nasty incident when she lit one of her farts a coulpe of years back)
ZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 6937 posts, RR: 10 Reply 10, posted (7 years 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 856 times:
Falling in love in 4 days!!! WOW
All I can say is to keep your feet as close to the ground at this early stage of your relationship. Don't jump the gun right now.
Let things settle, and within a month or two there may be a chance of you seeing things a little differently (past the 'honeymoon' stage)
Don't over do things mate. I understand you may be head over heals now, but just take things easy and dont be so 'full on' esspecially not so soon into the relationship.
Well, I'm not really sure of her age. Plus, she's got one of those deformed spinal cords, (like the guy on "Shallow Hal"), so the extra appendage had me a little confused
Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4): That "Made in China" logo on her butt should have been a dead giveaway.
She does have a stamp on her butt, but it doesn't say, "Made in China" though. It's a couple of arrows pointing towards two options, one is subtitled, $10, the other, $12.95
Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 5): Despite the scars you just have to hold on to a girl like that.
I tried that but the skin still pulls away in my hands.
Quoting ZKSUJ (Reply 10): Falling in love in 4 days!!! WOW
All I can say is to keep your feet as close to the ground at this early stage of your relationship. Don't jump the gun right now.
Let things settle, and within a month or two there may be a chance of you seeing things a little differently (past the 'honeymoon' stage)
Don't over do things mate. I understand you may be head over heals now, but just take things easy and dont be so 'full on' esspecially not so soon into the relationship.
Thanks, you are very sweet and caring. We will make you Godfather.
Quoting FlyingColours (Reply 11): Sex after 4 days of going out, now thats gotta be good stuff you're smokin there, pass the joint
Yeah, she said she wanted to wait so it would be special.
Ok, let me get this straight. You have been 'Seeing' eachother for 4 days, and already have problems in the relationship. Now you are asking wheather u should get married?? Give it time, give her space...infact give yourself space and calm down.
Thats a big word for a 16 year old. Most 16 year olds I've come accross wouldn't know what that means. Also other things you've said seem to imply your perhaps older then 16.
I'm wondering if, without any disrespect, your taking us for a ride?
KiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2029 posts, RR: 5 Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 682 times:
This is why I love a-net, you guys are just great.
Anyway, I've got an update for you:
I went round to the bar she dances at and confronted her last night. The bouncer and I have this funny joke going where he pretends I'm barred from the place for harrassing the staff, (He's such a joker!). Sometimes he takes it a bit far though which is why I'm wearing dark glasses today, but that's not important right now.
Once I got in the back door, I told her the stuff that you guys had told me. Plus I said that I'm a great catch and that there's plenty of girls out there waiting for me and she better take the chance and hop on and enjoy the ride. She cried and said that no-one had ever said anything so nice to her and that I was like those romantic guys in the movies. She kissed me but I'd just had a kebab and she asked me to chew some gum.
Anyway, so I decide to wait until she finishes her shift. I was just quietly sitting at one end of the bar and this other guy comes in and she kisses him!!! Well he was a lot bigger than me so I waited until he went to the bathroom before I asked Shanelle, (that's her name), what the story was.
Well she told me that he was a regular and treats her real nice. He has promised her that he is going to take her out to the greyhounds one night. He's got a full time job, and only has a couple of payments left until he owns his own Vespa!
How can I compete with that? I love her but should I even continue the race knowing that I'm probably going to get shafted anyway?
Rolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1764 posts, RR: 2 Reply 21, posted (7 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 628 times:
Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 17): How can I compete with that? I love her but should I even continue the race knowing that I'm probably going to get shafted anyway?
You got to show her who's the real man. It's simple animal instinct man, challenge the other male and beat the crap out of him.
If you do this you'll get her (... probably). If you dont do it all your offspring will be doomed by your cowardice.
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