British767 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2005, 284 posts, RR: 23 Reply 11, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2278 times:
I find it annoying when people say "eww...that's so gross" when people fart...get over it! It's only natural! Like Lee quite rightly said, it's something to (sometimes) be proud of!l!!
IBERIA747 From Spain, joined Aug 2003, 1825 posts, RR: 62 Reply 15, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2246 times:
Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9): There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.
I was in an elevator once with 2 more people, one of them being a very nice looking chick. For a minute she must have forgotten about where she was. She was looking for something inside her purse when suddenly a loud "BRRRRRRRPFFFFFFTTTT" was heard. The other person and I just looked at each other like saying "WTF?!?!?" and the poor girl didn't have the courage to turn around. She immediately froze and just said "OH MY GOD!!" without looking at us and she ran away as fast as she could as soon as the elevator doors were open.
As for farting contests...they're one of the funniest things I have ever seen...even more if people are using lighters to produce explosions.
Nighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 4992 posts, RR: 38 Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2238 times:
Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9): There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.
Except when its Kaz! Man does she stink!
I quite enjoy a good fart. BTW, if you ever see me eating beans, run for your lives!!! Man do they make me fart, and I swear to god last time I ate beans environmental health set up an exclusion zone .......
ACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7598 posts, RR: 40 Reply 20, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2217 times:
Quoting Thom@s (Reply 18): Funny, I thought the cloud would be in the 2nd symbol though...
Speaking of which. Anyone ever try to see if a little (or large depending what you had for dinner) white puff of vapour comes out if you fart in the winter? Kinda like when you breathe.
ACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7598 posts, RR: 40 Reply 24, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2187 times:
When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I was paranoid as hell. What would she think if I accidently farted in bed. Turns out she did the deed before me and I thought it was as funny as hell. (what can I say, I´m such a child!)
31 CastleIsland: Just remember, when you smell a fart, molecules that are now in your body were in someone else's asshole just a few seconds before.
32 Cosec59: Nope it's a sure sign of the rapid decline in the moral values of today's society
33 BMIFlyer: Kaz, is there nothing you wont discuss on these boards? Lee
34 CFCUQ: Q. Do you know why farts stink ? A. So that deaf people can enjoy them too !
35 Cxsjr: Taking this a step further, what do you call them in your country? By far my favourite is 'trump' - love it!; care to share some overseas terms folks?
36 IAH777: I am a huge fan of the Dutch Oven and its cousin, the Detroit Oven. Dutch Oven: while you and your dearest are in bed, blow ass, pull the sheet over h
37 ACDC8: Cutting the cheese! Make sure its a hot summer day and crank the heat! LOL! "Pardon me for being rude It was not me, it was my food It just popped up
38 Kazzie: Nah, Ill even happily talk discuss your female purchase in Thialand
39 Speedbirdie: Or how Kaz just said THE funniest thing of 2006!! My Fav TV show comes on 'Question Time' and for those who are familiar with question time, its about
40 AirframeAS: A lead of mine (While I was at AS) was dubbed "The King of All farts." He even purposely farts loudly in supervisor meetings. The dude thought he was
42 BMIFlyer: Kaz, get a life, and learn to spell too. I will happily discuss what I "got upto" in Thailand, and no, it wasn't "lady purchasing" as you so kindly p
43 Kazzie: Lee...... you need to saturate more.... go back the field that you came from! Peeled!
65 Aloges: Yup. You can pay for it with the money your fancy little rebate saves you. Shame about Kent and East Sussex, but I fathom sometimes you have to give
66 BMIFlyer: No, you did Ass lick = Butt licker Cool, maybe i should ask starlionblue what he thinks Lee
67 LO231: Then you go to the stage of "skidmarks"... Couldn' resist, get it? Too long, holding, pffffffffffffffpfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr = skidmark. Regards, LO231 PS
68 Boeingfanyyz: If it comes out, it comes out! The worst is when you're stuck in a hot sticky room after eating Chinese/Indian and then when you fart you get this wei
69 BMIFlyer: They are both chav counties, we can dispose of those easily Nothing lost there Lee
70 Aloges: Then you'd bloody well better have a go at it!
80 Boeingfanyyz: Hey, I havent put that on the internet yet! How did you get your hands on that! "Let your gas be free, where ere you be" Cheers, Boeingfanyyz
81 Jamie757: I have a secret undercover source, this was you as well wasn't it? Click Here Rgds.
82 Vaporlock: YooYoo, your dam funny!!! Wow, what a topic!!! LMAO....and no not FMAO...hehe I'll never forget that thread where the 2 girls were wearing those tigh
83 F9Animal: Hollllllllyyyyyy freaking hell! DAMN! LLLLMMMMMFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO! FUNNY VIDEO! WTF? YOU GUYS!!! Alright... Confession time!!! I was working the pit
84 ABfemme: Word of warning - NEVER fart in a wetsuit !!
86 JohnKrist: Hillarious topic Nothing beats a good chili/onion fart in a hot humid car, those cling to the interior for a good 30 minutes, lol. In Swedish: fis, wh
87 Skidmarks: Think again small boy!!!!!!!! My wife might have something to say about that - and once she's had a go at you you'd never fart again - well, not as w
88 Christeljs: Kazzie, us girls shouldn't be talking about f*rting!
91 TEBguy: Back when i had my Ford Explorer, i rewired the window lock switch so it locked out not just the rear windows, but the front passanger window control
92 Christeljs: Think of what we're talking about. You probably knew it anyway
93 Nighthawk: "He who farts in church, sits in his own pew" - Confucious
95 BMIFlyer: *Thinks* I still come to the same conclusion Well, unless I fly to that little island you live on, then i'll probably never bump into your dear wife
97 EWRCabincrew: To add to this... Some air crew refer to farting in the aisle as "crop dusting". When you eat a veg meal and you gotta let one go and the lavs are ful
98 Nitrohelper: Is it true that women can't fart as loud as men because they won't keep their mouth closed long enough to build pressure? Beans ,Beans the musical fru
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