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Farting - Thoughts  
User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2608 times:

So, Is sitting herem trying to eat, and the Hoe (Hannah) and Ginger (Alex) will not stop talking about how they need to fart after eating Indian.....

So whats your take on farting? Do it all the time or just a quiet one who will not admit it  Wink

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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2590 times:

Is it just me or will anything do as a thread topic these days...?

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
Unhealthy obsession for MUSE!!!, 27th August HEADLINE! ill be there! will you!

Nah... Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9545 posts, RR: 42
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2590 times:

Absolutely not. Well, except in the summer when I'm half asleep and need to remove the duvet without waking up.

User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24964 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2590 times:

Farting eh....something Nighthawk does on a shockingly very regular occurrence  Yeah sure


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User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7653 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2569 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
So whats your take on farting? Do it all the time or just a quiet one who will not admit it

If I gotta pass the gas, I´ll usually take a look around and try to let out a little squeker ....  shhh 



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2553 times:

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 4):
If I gotta pass the gas, I´ll usually take a look around and try to let out a little squeker ....

...and then it turns out it was only the tip of the iceberg...



Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7653 posts, RR: 35
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2541 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 5):
...and then it turns out it was only the tip of the iceberg...

 Wow!
That usually happens to me if I keep it in for too long ...  Silly



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User currently offlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2183 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2529 times:

Being a Guinness drinker I tend to do it regularly, with military precision!  Wink

Usually they tend to be loud, and fairly vicious ......  Silly



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2529 times:

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 6):
That usually happens to me if I keep it in for too long ...

We still talking about farting I hope...  scared 

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2516 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
So whats your take on farting? Do it all the time or just a quiet one who will not admit it

All the time. We have a FartFest most mornings at work.

There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

EVERYONE farts - it is impossible to live if you didn't - so be proud and loud !!.

 Smile



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2506 times:

I usually wait till i get into the car, let one rip, power up the windows and turn the heat on to MAX !!

Oh baby!!!



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User currently offlineBritish767 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2005, 284 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2506 times:

I find it annoying when people say "eww...that's so gross" when people fart...get over it! It's only natural! Like Lee quite rightly said, it's something to (sometimes) be proud of!l!!

Ben

[Edited 2006-05-18 22:09:36]

User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3267 posts, RR: 16
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2492 times:

Farting = always funny. Its just the smell that turns people off. As for me well, I turn a lot of people off.


Yay Pudding!
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2492 times:

It is natural, and if someone does do it I just cover my nose with my shirt. I will cough if its really bad.


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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2492 times:

Quoting British767 (Reply 11):
it's only natural!!

So is pissing and shitting....and i do that after Indian as well, but i refuse to do it while in mixed company.  Wink



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User currently offlineIBERIA747 From Spain, joined Aug 2003, 1831 posts, RR: 58
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2474 times:

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9):
There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

  

I was in an elevator once with 2 more people, one of them being a very nice looking chick. For a minute she must have forgotten about where she was. She was looking for something inside her purse when suddenly a loud "BRRRRRRRPFFFFFFTTTT" was heard. The other person and I just looked at each other like saying "WTF?!?!?" and the poor girl didn't have the courage to turn around. She immediately froze and just said "OH MY GOD!!" without looking at us and she ran away as fast as she could as soon as the elevator doors were open.

As for farting contests...they're one of the funniest things I have ever seen...even more if people are using lighters to produce explosions.

[Edited 2006-05-18 22:22:22]


¡¡VIVA ESPAÑA!!
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7653 posts, RR: 35
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2474 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
We still talking about farting I hope...

....maybe.....  devil   Wink

This is the way I see farting ....

 wideeyed  =  butthead  =  relieved 



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User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5182 posts, RR: 33
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2466 times:

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9):
There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

Except when its Kaz! Man does she stink!

I quite enjoy a good fart. BTW, if you ever see me eating beans, run for your lives!!! Man do they make me fart, and I swear to god last time I ate beans environmental health set up an exclusion zone .......



That'll teach you
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2459 times:

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 16):
This is the way I see farting ....

Funny, I thought the cloud would be in the 2nd symbol though...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineEMBQA From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 9364 posts, RR: 11
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2459 times:

It's funny you mentioned this. Last night on Mythbusters they did this topic. Some pretty funny and interesting stuff.


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User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7653 posts, RR: 35
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2445 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 18):
Funny, I thought the cloud would be in the 2nd symbol though...

Speaking of which. Anyone ever try to see if a little (or large depending what you had for dinner) white puff of vapour comes out if you fart in the winter? Kinda like when you breathe.



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User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2434 times:

Quoting IBERIA747 (Reply 15):
even more if people are using lighters to produce explosions.

 flamed   bigthumbsup 

even better in a pitch black room !!!.

 Smile



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User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2430 times:

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9):
There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

That's extremely coarse and unlady-like. There is no decorum these days


User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4042 posts, RR: 53
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2422 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 22):
That's extremely coarse and unlady-like. There is no decorum these days

maybe, but it's still funny as f*ck !!

 Smile



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User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7653 posts, RR: 35
Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2415 times:

When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I was paranoid as hell. What would she think if I accidently farted in bed. Turns out she did the deed before me and I thought it was as funny as hell. (what can I say, I´m such a child!)


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25 Cosec59 : Nope. It's just plainly poor breeding
26 Kazzie : Alex just done a well big snappy fart...
27 Post contains images ACDC8 : You might wanna do some shopping tommorrow ....
29 Post contains images Leezyjet : Nah, it's being comfortable with oneself and having a sense of humour too.
30 Post contains images AirbusA346 : A Smelly 1 then. Tom.
31 CastleIsland : Just remember, when you smell a fart, molecules that are now in your body were in someone else's asshole just a few seconds before.
32 Cosec59 : Nope it's a sure sign of the rapid decline in the moral values of today's society
33 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Kaz, is there nothing you wont discuss on these boards? Lee
34 Post contains images CFCUQ : Q. Do you know why farts stink ? A. So that deaf people can enjoy them too !
35 Cxsjr : Taking this a step further, what do you call them in your country? By far my favourite is 'trump' - love it!; care to share some overseas terms folks?
36 IAH777 : I am a huge fan of the Dutch Oven and its cousin, the Detroit Oven. Dutch Oven: while you and your dearest are in bed, blow ass, pull the sheet over h
37 ACDC8 : Cutting the cheese! Make sure its a hot summer day and crank the heat! LOL! "Pardon me for being rude It was not me, it was my food It just popped up
38 Post contains images Kazzie : Nah, Ill even happily talk discuss your female purchase in Thialand
39 Speedbirdie : Or how Kaz just said THE funniest thing of 2006!! My Fav TV show comes on 'Question Time' and for those who are familiar with question time, its about
40 AirframeAS : A lead of mine (While I was at AS) was dubbed "The King of All farts." He even purposely farts loudly in supervisor meetings. The dude thought he was
41 Kazzie : Muppet.
42 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Kaz, get a life, and learn to spell too. I will happily discuss what I "got upto" in Thailand, and no, it wasn't "lady purchasing" as you so kindly p
43 Kazzie : Lee...... you need to saturate more.... go back the field that you came from! Peeled!
44 Post contains images Gkirk : Says the train stewardess
45 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Ok...... Boredom time north of the border is it?
46 Post contains images Kazzie : Normal day then
47 Post contains images Gkirk : Indeed. I'm so bored I'm even watching Big Brother
48 Kazzie : Now Tart and Ginger are debating themselves over question time!!! HA love it!
49 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Oh geez, that really sucks man. No pubs open this time of night? Lee
50 Speedbirdie : We are debating ourselves?? WTF? Oh and the bus stop is at the end of my road, buses run every 10 mins to LHR..
51 Kazzie : ITS GONNA THUNDER BITCH!
52 Post contains images Gkirk : No lightning?
53 Kazzie : Alex is currently having a Indian aftermath poo.... So funny....
54 Post contains images Gkirk : Too much info.... Slap him upside the head
55 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Not. Tooooo much i n f o Lee
56 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Yes please Lee
57 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Is that the cat? Let me remind you kaz, alex aint ginger
58 Post contains images Aloges : Thank God you fools don't even want to be European. I'd be embarrassed sharing my continent with you.
59 BR715-A1-30 : What if I can't hear or smell? Uh... Nachos? Supreme...??? We're still talking about smelly cheese right?[Edited 2006-05-19 00:22:26]
60 Post contains images Kazzie : he called you an ass lick.
61 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Fools? us? I think we should widen that stretch of water, and close the Channel Tunnel, just to be safe eh? Lee
62 BR715-A1-30 : A What? My you brits come up with THE most original names I will ever hear...
63 IAH777 : You can have Greenland. Denmark isn't using it.
64 MattRB : Rip it loud & rip it proud!
65 Aloges : Yup. You can pay for it with the money your fancy little rebate saves you. Shame about Kent and East Sussex, but I fathom sometimes you have to give
66 Post contains images BMIFlyer : No, you did Ass lick = Butt licker Cool, maybe i should ask starlionblue what he thinks Lee
67 Post contains images LO231 : Then you go to the stage of "skidmarks"... Couldn' resist, get it? Too long, holding, pffffffffffffffpfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr = skidmark. Regards, LO231 PS
68 Post contains images Boeingfanyyz : If it comes out, it comes out! The worst is when you're stuck in a hot sticky room after eating Chinese/Indian and then when you fart you get this wei
69 Post contains images BMIFlyer : They are both chav counties, we can dispose of those easily Nothing lost there Lee
70 Post contains images Aloges : Then you'd bloody well better have a go at it!
71 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Lighten up buddy Lee
72 Post contains images Aloges : Er... more? How? Oh it's those missing smilies again!
73 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Ah, i know someone who could do with a few of those Lee
74 Post contains images Aloges : And they come at a good price, too.
75 Kmh1956 : Dropping a rose.
76 Post contains images LO231 : Fart? Schijtje laten A step further? Remsporen = skidmarks.. Regards, LO231
77 Post contains images Jamie757 : Rgds.
78 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Haha serves him right Lee
79 ShyFlyer : One day, I hope to turn pro.
80 Post contains images Boeingfanyyz : Hey, I havent put that on the internet yet! How did you get your hands on that! "Let your gas be free, where ere you be" Cheers, Boeingfanyyz
81 Post contains links and images Jamie757 : I have a secret undercover source, this was you as well wasn't it? Click Here Rgds.
82 Post contains images Vaporlock : YooYoo, your dam funny!!! Wow, what a topic!!! LMAO....and no not FMAO...hehe I'll never forget that thread where the 2 girls were wearing those tigh
83 F9Animal : Hollllllllyyyyyy freaking hell! DAMN! LLLLMMMMMFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO! FUNNY VIDEO! WTF? YOU GUYS!!! Alright... Confession time!!! I was working the pit
84 Post contains images ABfemme : Word of warning - NEVER fart in a wetsuit !!
85 Post contains images AirbusA346 : Don't get it. Tom.
86 Post contains images JohnKrist : Hillarious topic Nothing beats a good chili/onion fart in a hot humid car, those cling to the interior for a good 30 minutes, lol. In Swedish: fis, wh
87 Post contains images Skidmarks : Think again small boy!!!!!!!! My wife might have something to say about that - and once she's had a go at you you'd never fart again - well, not as w
88 Christeljs : Kazzie, us girls shouldn't be talking about f*rting!
89 Post contains images RobertNL070 : What's f*rting? Try gaseous emissions then.
90 Post contains images Luv2fly :
91 TEBguy : Back when i had my Ford Explorer, i rewired the window lock switch so it locked out not just the rear windows, but the front passanger window control
92 Post contains images Christeljs : Think of what we're talking about. You probably knew it anyway
93 Nighthawk : "He who farts in church, sits in his own pew" - Confucious
94 Post contains images ABfemme : whoops!!...............
95 Post contains images BMIFlyer : *Thinks* I still come to the same conclusion Well, unless I fly to that little island you live on, then i'll probably never bump into your dear wife
96 Post contains images Skidmarks : Coward! Andy
97 Post contains images EWRCabincrew : To add to this... Some air crew refer to farting in the aisle as "crop dusting". When you eat a veg meal and you gotta let one go and the lavs are ful
98 Post contains images Nitrohelper : Is it true that women can't fart as loud as men because they won't keep their mouth closed long enough to build pressure? Beans ,Beans the musical fru
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