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User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2468 times:

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1195569,00.html

It appears the engagement is now off and he has finally realized she a complete whack job. What a shame. I was really looking forward to seeing her big fake boobs on national TV again when she bolted the second time.


"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 2468 times:

I gotta wonder why it took dude so long to realize she was a whack job to begin with. Sane women cause enough problems.... Mix in being a lunatic as well, and that just spells disaster.

User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2439 times:

It seems that now both Flairport and BradWray each have a chance at new happiness.

User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2436 times:

Can anyone say, "spinster"?

 

Just my opinion, of course.

By the way, when I first read about the fact that her fiance' wanted her back about a year ago, my private thought was, "What kind of masochism is this?"

[Edited 2006-05-19 17:08:11]

User currently offlineMaury From United States of America, joined May 2005, 532 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2436 times:

I had no idea a woman could run for Miss Georgia Family Values in more than one year. Bets of luck, Jennifer!

User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2427 times:

Thinking about the whole deal, I hear strains of that great song,

"Hurts so good / Come on baby, make it hurt so good"

John Cougar Mellencamp, you had just the right words for everything!

 

[Edited 2006-05-19 17:14:03]

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2407 times:

DOE !!!





User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2403 times:

With as crazy as this chick is, you know that the sex just has to be freaky.

User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2387 times:

They claimed they were celibate (sic?) despite living together. They muttered something about how it made financial sense to have one house and such since they were going to have it one day anyways.

That said, with those bug eyes, fake boobs, and screwball mind I would say that once youget her in the sack she would definitely be a handful.

Quoting Maury (Reply 4):
I had no idea a woman could run for Miss Georgia Family Values in more than one year.

I know we don't agree on much but you made me laugh with that one.



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 2374 times:

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 8):
That said, with those bug eyes, fake boobs, and screwball mind I would say that once youget her in the sack she would definitely be a handful.

I could never get enough of those bug eyes.  Big grin I think that dating her would be like dating Betty Boop!

 Smile


User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7414 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2362 times:
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Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 9):
I could never get enough of those bug eyes.


EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Made from jets!
User currently offlineAerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2360 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 10):
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argh! The glare!

Someone, please -- for the love of that which is holy -- get her some sunglasses!

Better still, get me some!

 

[Edited 2006-05-19 18:53:30]

User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13140 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2351 times:

It's too bad someone like this couldn't have a tattoo on their forehead "WARNING: Crazy woman"....

User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2342 times:

I forgot her squeaky voice. Add that into the other qualities I listed earlier and you've got a freaky Betty Boop sex fiend in the bedroom.


"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3267 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2307 times:

Hopefully she can sell her story, and fix those damn eyes of hers.


Yay Pudding!
User currently offlineMisbeehavin From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 914 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2294 times:

I used to work in Duluth around the time she did her runner... And I've actually seen her. That picture doesn't do her any justice - she's skankier and freakier looking in real life.

User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 16, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2288 times:

Quoting Go3Team (Reply 14):
Hopefully she can sell her story, and fix those damn eyes of hers.

Someone should set her up with Greg Biffle.  wideeyed 



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2274 times:

Quoting Misbeehavin (Reply 15):
I used to work in Duluth around the time she did her runner

And she never got hit by a car?



Mark


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8459 posts, RR: 8
Reply 18, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2257 times:

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 9):
I could never get enough of those bug eyes.

They look fake. Perhaps she really has no eyes.


User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2242 times:



"Johnny you will take me back, you will take me back, Johnny you will take me back..."



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12119 posts, RR: 49
Reply 20, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2232 times:
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Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 12):
It's too bad someone like this couldn't have a tattoo on their forehead "WARNING: Crazy woman"....

Why tattoo the obvious! The bitch looks wacked.



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3303 posts, RR: 30
Reply 21, posted (8 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2232 times:

Just when I had almost forgotten about this bitch, you HAD to bring her up, didn't you?  banghead 


"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
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