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DeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 16
Posted (7 years 12 hours ago) and read 1680 times:

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1195569,00.html

It appears the engagement is now off and he has finally realized she a complete whack job. What a shame. I was really looking forward to seeing her big fake boobs on national TV again when she bolted the second time.

"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."

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KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 1, posted (7 years 12 hours ago) and read 1680 times:

I gotta wonder why it took dude so long to realize she was a whack job to begin with. Sane women cause enough problems.... Mix in being a lunatic as well, and that just spells disaster.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Nordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 hours ago) and read 1651 times:

It seems that now both Flairport and BradWray each have a chance at new happiness.

AerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 hours ago) and read 1648 times:

Can anyone say, "spinster"?

Just my opinion, of course.

By the way, when I first read about the fact that her fiance' wanted her back about a year ago, my private thought was, "What kind of masochism is this?"

[Edited 2006-05-19 17:08:11]

Maury From United States of America, joined May 2005, 532 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 hours ago) and read 1648 times:

I had no idea a woman could run for Miss Georgia Family Values in more than one year. Bets of luck, Jennifer!

AerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 hours ago) and read 1639 times:

Thinking about the whole deal, I hear strains of that great song,

"Hurts so good / Come on baby, make it hurt so good"

John Cougar Mellencamp, you had just the right words for everything!

[Edited 2006-05-19 17:14:03]

AsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 hours ago) and read 1619 times:

DOE !!!

Pope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 hours ago) and read 1615 times:

With as crazy as this chick is, you know that the sex just has to be freaky.

DeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 16
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 hours ago) and read 1599 times:

They claimed they were celibate (sic?) despite living together. They muttered something about how it made financial sense to have one house and such since they were going to have it one day anyways.

That said, with those bug eyes, fake boobs, and screwball mind I would say that once youget her in the sack she would definitely be a handful.

Quoting Maury (Reply 4):
I had no idea a woman could run for Miss Georgia Family Values in more than one year.

I know we don't agree on much but you made me laugh with that one.

"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."

AerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 hours ago) and read 1586 times:

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 8):
That said, with those bug eyes, fake boobs, and screwball mind I would say that once youget her in the sack she would definitely be a handful.

I could never get enough of those bug eyes. Big grin

I think that dating her would be like dating Betty Boop!

Smile

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7335 posts, RR: 52
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 hours ago) and read 1574 times:

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Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 9):
I could never get enough of those bug eyes.

EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made from jets!

AerospaceFan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 hours ago) and read 1572 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 10):
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argh! The glare!

Someone, please -- for the love of that which is holy -- get her some sunglasses!

Better still, get me some!

[Edited 2006-05-19 18:53:30]

LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12326 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

It's too bad someone like this couldn't have a tattoo on their forehead "WARNING: Crazy woman"....

DeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 hours ago) and read 1554 times:

I forgot her squeaky voice. Add that into the other qualities I listed earlier and you've got a freaky Betty Boop sex fiend in the bedroom.

"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."

Go3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3266 posts, RR: 22
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Hopefully she can sell her story, and fix those damn eyes of hers.

Yay Pudding!

Misbeehavin From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 914 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (7 years 4 hours ago) and read 1506 times:

I used to work in Duluth around the time she did her runner... And I've actually seen her. That picture doesn't do her any justice - she's skankier and freakier looking in real life.

KevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51
Reply 16, posted (7 years 3 hours ago) and read 1500 times:

Quoting Go3Team (Reply 14):
Hopefully she can sell her story, and fix those damn eyes of hers.

Someone should set her up with Greg Biffle. wideeyed

474218, Carl, You will be missed.

AsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 2 hours ago) and read 1486 times:

Quoting Misbeehavin (Reply 15):
I used to work in Duluth around the time she did her runner

And she never got hit by a car?

Mark

Bill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8320 posts, RR: 9
Reply 18, posted (7 years 1 hour ago) and read 1469 times:

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 9):
I could never get enough of those bug eyes.

They look fake. Perhaps she really has no eyes.

Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59
Reply 19, posted (7 years ago) and read 1454 times:

"Johnny you will take me back, you will take me back, Johnny you will take me back..."

Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers

Luv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 11957 posts, RR: 51
Reply 20, posted (7 years ago) and read 1444 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 12):
It's too bad someone like this couldn't have a tattoo on their forehead "WARNING: Crazy woman"....

Why tattoo the obvious! The bitch looks wacked.

You can cut the irony with a knife

KFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3262 posts, RR: 33
Reply 21, posted (7 years ago) and read 1444 times:

Just when I had almost forgotten about this bitch, you HAD to bring her up, didn't you? banghead

"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."

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