Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (8 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 402 times:
A really good friend pulled a really fast one on me today. He texted me saying he got a new cell phone and wanted me to call him to make sure it works. The number turned out to be 'The Gay Hotline!'.
Well I really need to get him back!
Our ideas right now are:
1) Call his mom and tell her he got a girl pregnant!
2) Send a letter and label the envelope to make it look like it is from the 'STD clinic'
3) You can get blue die from the fish store, you put this in their drink or in Brownies, and it makes you pee blue! I am leaning towards this as the plan.
But I need some more ideas!!
Thanks!
Iain
174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 343 times:
IAIN! LISTEN TO ME FIRST! MAKE SURE IT DIDN'T SIGN YOU UP!
My friends and I called Mrs Cleo at her house. Her father was pretty ticked when the next phone bill was 150.00 usd because Mrs Cleo decided to sign us up for her club. We used no credit card either.
Heavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 323 times:
stop!
leave mom out of this...#1 borders on cruel.
what about finding a bunch of wild-assed internet chat boards (like gay foot fetish or scat or beastiality) and leaving a bunch of horny messages with instructions to email him......at HIS email address hehehe
RoyalDutch From United States, joined Mar 2001, 917 posts, RR: 4 Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 315 times:
Try sending him a forged letter form a girl that he likes (who desn't like him) saying that shes interested in a relationship...and then watch him get blown away when he responds.
Mls515 From United States, joined Jun 2000, 3053 posts, RR: 11 Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 300 times:
Here's an idea from The Avenger's Handbook:
The good cause
You could also give money in your mark's business name to every charity, religious group and political action possible. You could either give small amounts of money to groups that your mark is heavily against, or to groups that you know will come back later and harass him for more money.
OK, so send out small donations to a few annoying special interests that will bombard him with requests for more money now that they know "he" is interested and have his personal information.
TWFirst From Vatican City State (Holy See), joined Apr 2000, 6024 posts, RR: 57 Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 292 times:
You honestly expect us to believe this story???
Please.
After all, you're always one of the first to post in the gay-oriented threads here. Dude, there's no need to feel guilty about calling 'The Gay Hotline'. None of us would have even known if you hadn't posted it here. Just accept yourself and you'll be a lot happier. Perhaps you should call it back right now and meet an eager young buddy, ready to explore your most secret desires...
Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (8 years 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 286 times:
174thfwff - Thanks for your concern the phone number is just a recording gay love sotry (I think, I did not listen for too long). I guess I will just wait until the phone bill comes (in 3 months) if it costs more then $1.5 I will call up the company, as I have requested all 1-900 numbers banned!
TWFirst I think you wish I was gay, as you have a crush on me! Get it through your thick skull, I am straight.
After thinking about pranks here is where I stand on each.
1) I do not want to get his mother invovled. I think this option would be more trauma for her, then for him
2) I think is going to be my first prank. I am not sure what the label on the envelope will be, however it will certainly be gossip worthy, and highly amusing.
3) I have not ruled this out, but it will have to wait until he comes over, and getting him to eat/drink different stuff then me might make him think about bit. But maybe I will pee blue for an afternoon too!
Ikarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 3 Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 276 times:
Whistler: You #*$!@*#% Hope that some of those idiots who make practical jokes like that are caught and fired from their jobs and fined and if possible imprisoned.
Whistler From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (8 years 2 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 258 times:
Sure report me, but you will just end up looking like an idiot and wasting somebody's time because I haven't done anything illegal .
Lain, I was referring to all the anthrax scares going on in the US, wasn't really serious . If you do try something like that make sure you are close by when he gets it, so you can tell him its a joke before he calls the emergency services .
SophieMaltese From United States, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 4 Reply 15, posted (8 years 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 248 times:
Do pager numbers in your area all start with the same number combinations? I used to page people's pagers at random to a person's number that I wanted to mess with. It must drive you crazy after the first five people call and say, "Did you page me?"
Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (8 years 2 weeks ago) and read 221 times:
Well round one has been launched. I logged onto a feminine hygiene page, and he will be recieving a free sample in the next week or so. Hopefully the packaging will be a parcel, and labeled!
The war has only just begun!
Iain
ADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (8 years 2 weeks ago) and read 215 times:
In Australia a couple of yobs decided it would be funny to send a work collegue a letter with white powder in it . .the end result is that they are charged and could spend up to 10 years in jail.
Joona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 15 Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 209 times:
He texted me saying he got a new cell phone and wanted me to call him to make sure it works.
Obviously he didn't txt you from his new number. This is where it all went wrong, already in the beginning. Because that sounds suspicious. At least here, if you get a new number/phone/whatever they might send you a txt message and from THAT number. And to THAT number you will call..
It's like I send you a message from number 3483242323 and ask you to call my new number 4534593543534. When in fact, I should txt to you from the number 4534593543534. Then you would know that is really his number.
JetService From United States, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 18 Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 201 times:
Iainhol, if he lives with his parents, here's something you can do if you're willing to spend a little dough. Go buy the biggest, nastiest dildo you can find. Then package up and send to his house with an fake invoice with his name on it. But on the mailing address, address it to 'Homeowner' so his parents open it.
Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 192 times:
Jetservice, great idea, but he lives at Uni! However we could send the right size parcel (if you know what I mean), and label it so it looks like it is a dildo sent from a sex shop!
Iain
27 Turbolet: Dammit, I admire some ppl's cruel inventions . -turbolet
28 JetService: Iainhol, does the university mail go through a screening process. Wouldn't that be a hoot if THEY opened such a package. heh heh Of course, to do that
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