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What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?  
User currently offlineBDKLEZ From Ireland, joined Jun 2005, 1735 posts, RR: 10
Posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 4362 times:

I used to live in Amsterdam, and I'm led to believe from my mate, that one night I took a taxi from Amsterdam Central Station in a sad attempt to get home because I was stinking drunk!

When the driver asked where I lived, I'm told that my response was along the lines of....

"I'm not sure, but It has 6 in it somewhere!"

Needless to say, I ended up staying at my mate's house that night!

What's your  drunk  story?


Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again!
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User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4354 times:

How the hell am I supposed to know?  Wink

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 60
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4351 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 1):
How the hell am I supposed to know?

Nice one 

My story is, I was 16 and working for Tesco. We went to a nightclub for the work christmas bash, and i got so drunk i collapsed in the toilets, ending up in a heap on the floor.

It was my first time drinking, so what the hell 


I'm so much more well behaved nowadays  



Lee

[Edited 2006-05-25 00:27:49]


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4344 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 2):
i got so drunk i collapsed in the toilets, ending up in a heap on the floor

Isn't that you anytime you go out?  Wink

As for me, it may have been when I was out in Cuba. It was this all inclusive hotel and I drank so much local whiskey, vodka, rum, wine and beer in one night I was just totally gone. The last I remember is jumping into a pool fully dressed with two Canadian girls.

Actually nah, when I was in Bratislava. That has to be it. I remember 12 pints of Guinness and a bottle of whiskey near enough plus some other shit haha! Apparently I started a fight with two Americans on business as my beer they bought me was warm! Ryan Hemmings ended up dragging me outside into a cold, snowy street and saving me from destruction along with Glenn! Big grin

Thanks again! Sad



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4340 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Isn't that you anytime you go out?

Erm, no Big grin

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
The last I remember is jumping into a pool fully dressed with two Canadian girls.

LMAO 

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Actually nah, when I was in Bratislava. That has to be it. I remember 12 pints of Guinness and a bottle of whiskey near enough plus some other shit haha! Apparently I started a fight with two Americans on business as my beer they bought me was warm! Ryan Hemmings ended up dragging me outside into a cold, snowy street and saving me from destruction along with Glenn!

  


Lee

[Edited 2006-05-25 00:30:53]


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4340 times:

I woke up with a broken off toilet seat around my neck, dried shampoo in my hair, sharpie all over me, shoes missing, in a house I didn't recognize.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3204 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4327 times:

Only a few months ago.
Went to this birthday party and there was booze stocked up. Got pretty drunk and got a lift home off my friend who lives round the corner. I am told that I was saying "What the hell is chico doing at number one when he's rubbish?" and talkin about this girl who was cheating on her BF at the party. Needless to say the next time I saw my mate in school they just burst out laughing. I still haven't seen their dad yet, the one who drove me home  Silly

Good night though!



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 26
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4320 times:

My work christmas party last year. Free bar (we got given 10 free drinks vouchers, entitling us to a pint or a spirit/double and a mixer). I bought a pint before the vouchers were distributed, bought another with my voucher, followed this with 9 (really!) [b]double[b] whisky and cokes, as well as a glass of champagne. I staggered home and ended up being spectacularly ill; and got my first proper hangover.

I was probably dangerously close to doing some serious damage to myself that night!



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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4313 times:

I can share a good story from "the day after".

A friend and me flew to Greece approx. 10 years ago. In the first night we went out to some bars and thus we had a nice amount of drinks consumed, somehow we must have met two girls from England (I found that out on the next morning).

Apparently we went swimming with the girls after we left the bar, we lost our key for the hotel room on the beach and so we had to get into our room with a method that was obviously a bit too loud.

On the next morning I got woken up by the telephone, I raised my dead and saw the two girls laying between my friend and me, I had absolutely no friggin clue where we met them and what has happened at all. Eventually my friend answered the phone, he listened to the voice on the other end for approx. 30 seconds and said: "Hey, they want to kick us out here".

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Well, the hotel manager was a nice guy, we didn't have to pay for the door.  Wink

Patrick


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4313 times:

I've swam at at the River Walk in San Antonio, after closing the bar a Joe's. That would probably be the drunkest for me. Many times have I tried to surpass that feat. Alas, I suppose it isn't meant to be.

BAB drunk 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4529 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4313 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 8):
I raised my dead

Your dead what?

 bouncy 



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4309 times:

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 10):
Your dead what?

Typo, should be "my head". Sorry but typing is not easy currently because I am enjoying a certain green souvenir from your home county.  cheerful   Wink

Patrick


User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4529 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4297 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 11):
because I am enjoying a certain green souvenir from your home county.



Erwtensoep  confused 



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4292 times:

I got so drunk in September that I passed out and got alcohol poisoning...

1.) I passed out on my mums bed and was sick on it.
2.) I tripped over my mate who was sitting outside, then proceeded to walk around and shout "look at my boobies".
3.) I woke up wearing shorts and a thong.
4.) Overall, I got completely rat a*sed!

RossBaku  Silly


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4289 times:

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 12):
Erwtensoep

Exactly.  Wink

Patrick


User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3204 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 4273 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 8):
Well, the hotel manager was a nice guy, we didn't have to pay for the door

Nice one liner there!



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8434 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4261 times:

I don't know, I can't remember.

User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4249 times:

I was stationed at Ft. Hood . . . I went out with my partner his wife, and her sister. When I was coherent enough to realize my whereabouts I was in the old Airport Hilton Hotel at DFW. . .

That was way long ago (1978), I'm much smarter now.


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 31
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4244 times:

Quoting BDKLEZ (Thread starter):
What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

However much five zima's equal.


Signed,

Aa61hvy


 Wink



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4234 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
I went out with my partner

Do tell, Pep.  Wink


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