BDKLEZ From Ireland, joined Jun 2005, 1735 posts, RR: 16 Posted (7 years 18 hours ago) and read 3286 times:
I used to live in Amsterdam, and I'm led to believe from my mate, that one night I took a taxi from Amsterdam Central Station in a sad attempt to get home because I was stinking drunk!
When the driver asked where I lived, I'm told that my response was along the lines of....
"I'm not sure, but It has 6 in it somewhere!"
Needless to say, I ended up staying at my mate's house that night!
What's your story?
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My story is, I was 16 and working for Tesco. We went to a nightclub for the work christmas bash, and i got so drunk i collapsed in the toilets, ending up in a heap on the floor.
Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Reply 3, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3268 times:
Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 2): i got so drunk i collapsed in the toilets, ending up in a heap on the floor
Isn't that you anytime you go out?
As for me, it may have been when I was out in Cuba. It was this all inclusive hotel and I drank so much local whiskey, vodka, rum, wine and beer in one night I was just totally gone. The last I remember is jumping into a pool fully dressed with two Canadian girls.
Actually nah, when I was in Bratislava. That has to be it. I remember 12 pints of Guinness and a bottle of whiskey near enough plus some other shit haha! Apparently I started a fight with two Americans on business as my beer they bought me was warm! Ryan Hemmings ended up dragging me outside into a cold, snowy street and saving me from destruction along with Glenn!
BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62 Reply 4, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3264 times:
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3): Isn't that you anytime you go out?
Erm, no
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3): The last I remember is jumping into a pool fully dressed with two Canadian girls.
LMAO
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3): Actually nah, when I was in Bratislava. That has to be it. I remember 12 pints of Guinness and a bottle of whiskey near enough plus some other shit haha! Apparently I started a fight with two Americans on business as my beer they bought me was warm! Ryan Hemmings ended up dragging me outside into a cold, snowy street and saving me from destruction along with Glenn!
Daleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3184 posts, RR: 15 Reply 6, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3251 times:
Only a few months ago.
Went to this birthday party and there was booze stocked up. Got pretty drunk and got a lift home off my friend who lives round the corner. I am told that I was saying "What the hell is chico doing at number one when he's rubbish?" and talkin about this girl who was cheating on her BF at the party. Needless to say the next time I saw my mate in school they just burst out laughing. I still haven't seen their dad yet, the one who drove me home
Good night though!
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Mhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 29 Reply 7, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3244 times:
My work christmas party last year. Free bar (we got given 10 free drinks vouchers, entitling us to a pint or a spirit/double and a mixer). I bought a pint before the vouchers were distributed, bought another with my voucher, followed this with 9 (really!) [b]double[b] whisky and cokes, as well as a glass of champagne. I staggered home and ended up being spectacularly ill; and got my first proper hangover.
I was probably dangerously close to doing some serious damage to myself that night!
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Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3237 times:
I can share a good story from "the day after".
A friend and me flew to Greece approx. 10 years ago. In the first night we went out to some bars and thus we had a nice amount of drinks consumed, somehow we must have met two girls from England (I found that out on the next morning).
Apparently we went swimming with the girls after we left the bar, we lost our key for the hotel room on the beach and so we had to get into our room with a method that was obviously a bit too loud.
On the next morning I got woken up by the telephone, I raised my dead and saw the two girls laying between my friend and me, I had absolutely no friggin clue where we met them and what has happened at all. Eventually my friend answered the phone, he listened to the voice on the other end for approx. 30 seconds and said: "Hey, they want to kick us out here".
Well, the hotel manager was a nice guy, we didn't have to pay for the door.
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 9, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3237 times:
I've swam at at the River Walk in San Antonio, after closing the bar a Joe's. That would probably be the drunkest for me. Many times have I tried to surpass that feat. Alas, I suppose it isn't meant to be.
Rossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1 Reply 13, posted (7 years 17 hours ago) and read 3216 times:
I got so drunk in September that I passed out and got alcohol poisoning...
1.) I passed out on my mums bed and was sick on it.
2.) I tripped over my mate who was sitting outside, then proceeded to walk around and shout "look at my boobies".
3.) I woke up wearing shorts and a thong.
4.) Overall, I got completely rat a*sed!
ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (7 years 13 hours ago) and read 3173 times:
I was stationed at Ft. Hood . . . I went out with my partner his wife, and her sister. When I was coherent enough to realize my whereabouts I was in the old Airport Hilton Hotel at DFW. . .
That was way long ago (1978), I'm much smarter now.
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