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When Osama Bin Laden Died  
User currently offlineDeltaDC9 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 2844 posts, RR: 4
Posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2401 times:

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by
George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How
dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This
is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and
snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James
Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden
wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"


Dont take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive - Bugs Bunny
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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12214 posts, RR: 35
Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2378 times:
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 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Message too short, so I'll laugh some more!



911, where is your emergency?
User currently offlineTheSunseeker From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 218 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2344 times:

made my day...
 bigthumbsup 
 biggrin 
 biggrin 
 bigthumbsup 



RSA: Dont drink and drive - take the train and get mugged
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2333 times:

Absolutely classic!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2304 times:

LOL, that's funny  Smile  thumbsup 

User currently offlineBoeinglover24 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 305 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2293 times:

Really Funny.........
I'm a Virginian myself born in Richmond now dwelling in the northern cities...



Uhhh What?
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (8 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2276 times:

Ya, that was good !!

 rotfl 



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineATCT From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 2265 posts, RR: 38
Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 months 22 hours ago) and read 2207 times:

Lol good stuff.

Now dont let this turn into a south will rise again post :P

-Proud Pennsylvanian and yank,
ATCT



"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
User currently offlineDAL767400ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 months 22 hours ago) and read 2204 times:

Brilliant


Absolutely brilliant .


User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3296 posts, RR: 30
Reply 9, posted (8 years 2 months 21 hours ago) and read 2182 times:

 bigmouth   bigthumbsup 

PS- I give it 10 more posts until this turns into a "Bash America / GWB" thread...



"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3495 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 months 21 hours ago) and read 2155 times:

That one goes straight to the email list.


Support the beer and soda can industry, recycle old airplanes!
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (8 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 2138 times:

 rotfl   rotfl 
LOL. Brilliant



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 2106 times:

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 9):
PS- I give it 10 more posts until this turns into a "Bash America / GWB" thread...

When Hiawatha and Red Jacket died, they were met at the Pearly Gates by George W. Bush, who slapped them both across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive! We may not have found your WMDs and to be quite honest, we don't really care whether you had them or not. The truth is, I'm the decider and I decide what you do or do not have when it is convenient for ME!"

Dick Cheney approached, booted them in their respective genitals and shouted, "You uhh wanted to end ummmm our ahhmmm liberties but you uhhh failed."

Don Rumsfeld followed, performed the Three Stooges double eye poke and shouted, "This is why I allow our government to provide for the common defense. Or whatever The Decider claims is the common defense at the time."

John Ashcroft was next, beat the duo with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to make someone else write the Patriot Act."

The beatings and thrashings continued as Condi Rice, Alberto Gonzales, Michael Brown and other patriotic Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorists. "Attaboy Brownie" could be heard in the background.

As they lay bleeding and in pain, Bill Clinton strolled by with the three sluttiest looking broads in town. After analyzaing the scene for a second, he said "Um, I think you want that dirty bearded guy over there in bed with Satan. These guys are Iroquois."



*ba dum bum*


User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 2 months 19 hours ago) and read 2066 times:

LMGDMFDRSEAO!!!!!!

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User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 14, posted (8 years 2 months 18 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

I'm not impressed....



Regards,
LO231



Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 15, posted (8 years 2 months 18 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Quoting DeltaDC9 (Thread starter):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


Fantastic Big grin



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineMrmeangenes From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 566 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 2 months 17 hours ago) and read 1997 times:

Hayowentha (who had long since resigned himself to being called "Hiawatha") was dozing peacefully near the doorway of his lodge,when he was awakened by a sudden commotion.

The aptly-named Sagowentha (He keeps them awake) had painted his face red and black-the colors of War-and was dancing around a warpole: calling loudly for all warriors to join him in battle.He had even donned his red British officer's jacket -(which, truth be known, had gotten somewhat funky over the centuries.)

Hayowentha, as designated representative of The Peacemaker,felt an obligation to investigate, and, sighing theatrically,rose to his feet and
hobbles over to see what his red-jacketed descendant was up to.

"Red Jacket," he called. " Why have you taken up the hatchet ? Why do you call the Nations to War ? Has someone opened another "Red Jacket Lodge" in Massachussetts ?"

" Worse than that,Grandfather !", Sagowentha responded. " Some dude who calls himself "Well Hung" has spoiled a perfectly good Osama joke by posting a pointless, Bush-bashing non-sequitur !!"

" Hai-eeee !", screamed Hayowentha. " You got any more of that war paint ?"



gene
User currently offlinePanAm330 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 2669 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (8 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 1958 times:

Quoting DeltaDC9 (Thread starter):
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Sounds awkwardly similar to Robin Williams' skit in his Live On Broadway performance.

"Where are are my bitches?"
"Not Virgins; 72 Virginians, you asshole!"
 rotfl 


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