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C130 Vs. F16  
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12242 posts, RR: 35
Posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 958 times:
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A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this."

The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back

On and said "What did you think about that?"

The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ??


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User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 947 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ??

I thought he was going to shut one down and thell the Viper to do the same...


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 935 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 1):
I thought he was going to shut one down and thell the Viper to do the same...

This would have been a little bit better.

Why isin't this in Mil/Space?


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 905 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Why isin't this in Mil/Space?

Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 832 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Why isin't this in Mil/Space?



Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

Look carefully... hehe.  Wink

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
poured a cup of coffee and took a piss

Good thing he didn't do it the other way around...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlinePlanespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3527 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 827 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

hahaha.

ohfiller



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 815 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
poured a cup of coffee and took a piss

Good thing he didn't do it the other way around...

Sigh, too early in the morning... what I meant to say was "good thing he wasn't combining the two."

Bad morning for jokes this...  Sad

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 813 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Why isin't this in Mil/Space?

Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

If I knew how to make my text really, really, really, really, really small, I would write PWNED in really, really, really, really, really small letters.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 812 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

New keyboard time...


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