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Man Too Short To Go To Prison  
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1867 times:

Ok more proof USA legal system is FLAWED!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-05-25-man-prison_x.htm

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User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1858 times:

You do the crime, you do the time.

Quote:
"I truly hope that my bet on you being OK out in society is not misplaced."

My money's on him becoming a repeat offender. That's a rather risque way to label her judgement, me thinks.

Quote:
Cecava also ordered Thompson to get rid of his pornography.

Now that's just too far!

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1849 times:

That is Bull#$%^... Just because he is 5' 1" doesn't mean he shouldn't be subject to the same punishments as others.

User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1847 times:

"You are a sex offender, and you did it to a child," she said.

Which means he deserves whatever he would have gotten in prison.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1847 times:

They may as well send him to a juvenile detention center where he will "fit in."  sarcastic 

BAB

I'm not sure which way to go with the "fit in" joke yet.



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineHodges From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 138 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1800 times:

Why send him to juvey hall? That place would be like heaven for him.


Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

Quoting Hodges (Reply 5):
Why send him to juvey hall? That place would be like heaven for him.

May I be the first to introduce you to Sarcastic Smiley... sarcastic  He can often be found in posts enhanced by his namesake.

BAB Wink <---That's Wink Smiley



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBobster2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1775 times:

The mug shot shows that he's almost 5' 2". With high heels and/or lifts he'd be 5' 5" easy. That's tall enough for prison.

User currently offlineSATX From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 2840 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1775 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Ok more proof USA legal system is FLAWED!

Although it sounds crazy on the surface, in all honesty this little blurb is far too short to be "proof" of anything.



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User currently offlineJCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1766 times:

Wouldn't being that short be an advantage in the prison showers? Not that I have any experience in prison showers...


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1760 times:

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Not that I have any experience in prison showers...

LOL - Most people wouldn't need to make that qualification. . .

I can see it now - just like in front of the Tilt-a-Whirl at the countyr fair, courthouses will now have a sign out front that says "You must be this high to go to jail"  sarcastic 



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User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1754 times:

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Not that I have any experience in prison showers...

I Frequent prison showers, infact, i even run a massage parlour with a "theme room" being a Prison Shower...

Signed By
JCS17



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1751 times:

Quoting SATX (Reply 8):
Although it sounds crazy on the surface, in all honesty this little blurb is far too short to be "proof" of anything.

 laughing 

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 10):
courthouses will now have a sign out front that says "You must be this high to go to jail"

 rotfl 

Maybe they can get him one of those cells with the 1/2 door and he only uses the bottom half . . . won't hurt his feelings that way.

Ridiculous Judgement . . . .


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1751 times:

Here's a picture of the perv if anyone is interested:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525062shorty1.html?link=rssfeed

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1744 times:

Problem is he's too tall to stand-up and too short to kneel.  Wink

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1728 times:

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Wouldn't being that short be an advantage in the prison showers?

Would get "bumped" on the neck a lot...

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Not that I have any experience in prison showers...

Of course not...  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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