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Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?  
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 3560 times:

Not too shabby for a race car chick and I imagine she's mostly shaved. Still, would you deal with the post-race funk and cheese just to get a slice?

I'd have to throw up the caution flag on that one.



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User currently offlineNIKV69 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 3560 times:

She is mad hot! Though she would have to shower fo me to eat that ass.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 3555 times:

Quoting WellHung (Thread starter):
Still, would you deal with the post-race funk and cheese just to get a slice?

She's not that hot...


User currently onlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17501 posts, RR: 45
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 3547 times:

Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 1):
She is mad hot! Though she would have to shower fo me to eat that ass.

What are we "chowing"? Ass or other here?



E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 3541 times:

ROFLMAO!!!

I give this thread about 10 minutes...

My answer: If I get 1/2 her winnings and promotion pay for the event.. I'd eat the pie afterwards even if she had her monthly bill!!!


User currently offlineWaterpolodan From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1649 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3528 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
even if she had her monthly bill!!!

Oh good lord... that should be a stunt on fear factor


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3521 times:

Quoting Waterpolodan (Reply 5):

Oh good lord... that should be a stunt on fear factor

Oh if only they did an X-rated version....  cloudnine 


User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3505 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 2):
She's not that hot...

That'll win you some major points when wifey starts combing the forum for your latest posts. Maybe if she put on about 45 you'd find her more attractive?

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 3):
What are we "chowing"? Ass or other here?

Well, I was talking about the taco. But if Nik wants to up the ante and toss some salad, far be it from me to deny him.


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3505 times:

Quoting WellHung (Thread starter):



Quoting KROC (Reply 2):

KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality but you are okay with this entire topic.

You incredible hipocrite.

Ban me. I'd consider it an honor.

[Edited 2006-05-26 18:56:23]


Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3505 times:

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 8):
KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality.
You incredible hipocrite.

Ban me. I'd consider it an honor.



User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3494 times:

Quoting WellHung (Thread starter):
Still, would you deal with the post-race funk and cheese just to get a slice?

I'd have to throw up the caution flag on that one.

 vomit   vomit   vomit   vomit 


And people complain about the "gay" threads!  banghead 


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3489 times:

Quoting WellHung (Reply 7):
That'll win you some major points when wifey starts combing the forum for your latest posts. Maybe if she put on about 45 you'd find her more attractive?

That has nothing to do with it. "Wifey" isn't paranoid about things like that. Either way, I'm not going to chow down on a fish taco that has been baking and sweating for 4 or 5 hours without it being cleaned. Especially if its a bleeding snapper. Unlike TedAce, I have my limits...and they start at earning my red wings.  Wink

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 8):
KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality but you are okay with this entire topic.

You incredible hipocrite.

Ban me. I'd consider it an honor.



This topic is humerous. If your post was deleted for being Low Quality, then it was probably low quality in relation to the thread it was in.


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3466 times:

I have to say, this thread is a bit over the top, and coming from me, that's saying something. That said, gimme a bottle or two of wine and I'd mow it right then and there while she's still strapped in.

User currently offlineJCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 38
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3466 times:

Hell no, I wouldn't even stick it in her after a race. Do you know how hot those racing suits get? And what if it isn't shaved? Then its like a tropical rainforest down there, and who knows what kind of critters are lurking down there anyway.

I also agree with KROC, she isn't that hot. Good looking, yes. Hot, no. Besides, being a chick in racing, I bet she's been plowed more times than Pamela Anderson.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7780 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3460 times:

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 13):
Besides, being a chick in racing, I bet she's been plowed more times than Pamela Anderson.

Actually she's married, been so for a year and a half too.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3460 times:

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 14):
Actually she's married, been so for a year and a half too.

I bet she wasn't a virgin before hand though right? ...


User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3455 times:

Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it  wink .

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3455 times:

Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16):
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it

There's no doubt about that, but when you have the stipulation of hitting it after she was baking in one of those racing suits for 4 or 5 hours without a shower then it becomes a dicey proposition.  

[Edited 2006-05-26 19:23:47]

User currently offlineJCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 38
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3446 times:

Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16):
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it

Oh, I'd definitely hit it... I just wouldn't hit it until she took a shower and cleaned up after the race.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3435 times:

What type of chow are you referring to?





User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3423 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 11):
I have my limits...and they start at earning my red wings.

So much for MeatLoaf's "I would do anything for love"  Yeah sure

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 14):
Actually she's married, been so for a year and a half too.

 redflag  She got married this past winter in the off season. She was engaged this time last year.


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3413 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 20):
So much for MeatLoaf's "I would do anything for love"

I was never a fan of Meatloaf's.  Wink


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3408 times:

So she has been married for a little while? Why would anyone want roast beef that has been in the sun for a few hours?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3405 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 22):
So she has been married for a little while? Why would anyone want roast beef that has been in the sun for a few hours?

We've all had it before so whats the difference? Never met a guy who only tagged Virgins.  Wink


User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13596 posts, RR: 61
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3398 times:
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Quoting Waterpolodan (Reply 5):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
even if she had her monthly bill!!!

Oh good lord... that should be a stunt on fear factor

Hey, you have to earn your Red Wings at some point...  Wink



"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
25 SlamClick : It refers to a bone in the arm? Well am I ever getting an education into what represents quality here.
26 JCS17 : No. No you really don't. There are very few things I can think of that are more disgusting than screwing a chick during her period. You're able to cl
27 WellHung : I may or may not be speaking from experience when I say it's probably better that you aren't aware you're earning them. Shit, talk about common court
28 Post contains images AA61Hvy : Red spiderwebs
29 MaverickM11 : Yuck.
30 Post contains images Tom in NO : Such a guy would be the ultimate definition of the 'four F's' (find 'em, feel 'em, f--- 'em, and forget 'em) . Tom at MSY
31 AA61Hvy : It's a clean slate, no STD's and they will do whatever you tell em to. Plus they don't know if you're a stud or a freakin bum-cause they never did it
32 Andz : The word is humorous. And no it isn't.
33 JCS17 : Yeah, that's the downside to nailing 60 year old nuns.
34 Post contains images MaverickM11 : Works well on guys too
35 Post contains images Slider : You are cracked man! Damn straight, Tom! I'd hit it. My wife knows it. Hell, she'd do her, hehe... Danica is smoking. And she can drive. Too much hyp
36 SlamClick : Only if one intended the noun which names that bone. If you would pull you head out of KROC's ass long enough to read my post you would see that I sa
37 Post contains images AeroWesty : Does Danica know how to spell "hypocrite" correctly?
38 Post contains images WellHung : If indeed that was your original intention, which is quite suspect, the original word would have to be 'humerusous' in order for your comment to make
39 Post contains images AA61Hvy : My girlfriend just read this thread...Her thoughts: -Danica is pretty -JCS is a jerk with the way he posted -I'm (AA61hvy) an arrogant prick -WellHung
40 Post contains images Slider : But does she think Danica is hot?
41 AA61Hvy : Trust me, I've tried that angle at least 100 times...It aint happening
42 JCS17 : I'm going to be very unhappy when I see the next incarnation of this thread... "Would You Chow [insert WNBA player] post-playoff game"
43 Post contains images ZakHH : Oh, much worse comes to the mind...
44 Halls120 : Oh, I can. And yes, while sex at that time of the month can be messy, in my experience, if she initiates it, she is really in the mood. Which makes t
45 Post contains images Boeing Nut : Thanks You jerk, you just bought me a lot of time on the couch...
46 Post contains images ANCFlyer : And your eyesight is failing too . . . . obviously. She's hot . . . Pre-Race or Post-Race - I'd be on it. So what? Less than that, after last years I
47 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : No shit! No further comment. I don't find her to be that attractive, but I'd still hit it because, after all, chach is chach. As far as tongue-tappin
48 Post contains images TedTAce : Isn't that what you gave your neighbor after the elevator incident? Or was it "long" duck dong? Talk about hypocritical
49 BHMBAGLOCK : As long as it doesn't involve "Red Wings", I'm in. Sweaty or showered she looks pretty damn good to me. Of course there's probably more guys here who
50 Post contains images KFLLCFII : So the race is over...Where do I sign up?
51 Euclid : Reminds me of a story a guy I once worked with told me. He took a chick to see a movie at a drive-in, where they ended up in the back seat of the dar
52 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : No, no, not quite, my friend. Duck butter is not given. It is born of the woman. In ancient times it was used as a defense against unwanted advance b
53 Post contains images TedTAce : ROFLMAO, that's why you blabbed about your experience all over the net?!?!?
54 Post contains images KROC : Slamclick - Boo Hoo. If all you have is my misspelling, keep digging for something better. Apparently your old eyes as well as several others are fail
55 B777-700 : She really isn't that hot. She's above average, but everyone goes gaga over her cause shes the only chick in a male sport. We were just having this co
56 TedTAce : You OBVIOUSLY don't know the diference between IRL and NASCAR. While the mentalities are somewhat similar, the TYPICAL IQ on the IRL fan side is a go
57 Post contains images Falcon84 : Maybe it cuts down on wind resistance in the, uh, cockpit..... Whatever. I'd love to get to the finish line with her. She's gorgeous.
58 KROC : Apparently you are sharing ANCFlyers old ass eyes. You need to check my reply in post 54...
59 TedTAce : Now you are comming off as paranoind defensive. We know you think she's ok. so now that's esstablished: can those of us who think she's a wonder babe
60 KROC : No, Falcon quotes my reply in post 2 but ignores the very recent post 54. I'm just squaring him away. Nobody was stopping you in the first place...Ex
61 PROSA : If it's any consolation, the people who saw him probably figured he'd been on the losing end of a fight, not that he'd, well, you know.
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