That'll win you some major points when wifey starts combing the forum for your latest posts. Maybe if she put on about 45 you'd find her more attractive?
Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 3): What are we "chowing"? Ass or other here?
Well, I was talking about the taco. But if Nik wants to up the ante and toss some salad, far be it from me to deny him.
KROC From United States, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 99 Reply 11, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1442 times:
Quoting WellHung (Reply 7): That'll win you some major points when wifey starts combing the forum for your latest posts. Maybe if she put on about 45 you'd find her more attractive?
That has nothing to do with it. "Wifey" isn't paranoid about things like that. Either way, I'm not going to chow down on a fish taco that has been baking and sweating for 4 or 5 hours without it being cleaned. Especially if its a bleeding snapper. Unlike TedAce, I have my limits...and they start at earning my red wings.
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 8): KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality but you are okay with this entire topic.
You incredible hipocrite.
Ban me. I'd consider it an honor.
This topic is humerous. If your post was deleted for being Low Quality, then it was probably low quality in relation to the thread it was in.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
CastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 12, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1419 times:
I have to say, this thread is a bit over the top, and coming from me, that's saying something. That said, gimme a bottle or two of wine and I'd mow it right then and there while she's still strapped in.
JCS17 From United States, joined Jun 2001, 7590 posts, RR: 52 Reply 13, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1419 times:
Hell no, I wouldn't even stick it in her after a race. Do you know how hot those racing suits get? And what if it isn't shaved? Then its like a tropical rainforest down there, and who knows what kind of critters are lurking down there anyway.
I also agree with KROC, she isn't that hot. Good looking, yes. Hot, no. Besides, being a chick in racing, I bet she's been plowed more times than Pamela Anderson.
Tom in NO From United States, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 55 Reply 16, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1408 times:
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it .
Tom at MSY
"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
KROC From United States, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 99 Reply 17, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1408 times:
Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16): Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it
There's no doubt about that, but when you have the stipulation of hitting it after she was baking in one of those racing suits for 4 or 5 hours without a shower then it becomes a dicey proposition.
[Edited 2006-05-26 19:23:47]
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
JCS17 From United States, joined Jun 2001, 7590 posts, RR: 52 Reply 18, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1399 times:
Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16): Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it
Oh, I'd definitely hit it... I just wouldn't hit it until she took a shower and cleaned up after the race.
It refers to a bone in the arm? Well am I ever getting an education into what represents quality here.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
26 JCS17: No. No you really don't. There are very few things I can think of that are more disgusting than screwing a chick during her period. You're able to cl
27 WellHung: I may or may not be speaking from experience when I say it's probably better that you aren't aware you're earning them. Shit, talk about common court
30 Tom in NO: Such a guy would be the ultimate definition of the 'four F's' (find 'em, feel 'em, f--- 'em, and forget 'em) . Tom at MSY
31 AA61Hvy: It's a clean slate, no STD's and they will do whatever you tell em to. Plus they don't know if you're a stud or a freakin bum-cause they never did it
35 Slider: You are cracked man! Damn straight, Tom! I'd hit it. My wife knows it. Hell, she'd do her, hehe... Danica is smoking. And she can drive. Too much hyp
36 SlamClick: Only if one intended the noun which names that bone. If you would pull you head out of KROC's ass long enough to read my post you would see that I sa
37 AeroWesty: Does Danica know how to spell "hypocrite" correctly?
38 WellHung: If indeed that was your original intention, which is quite suspect, the original word would have to be 'humerusous' in order for your comment to make
39 AA61Hvy: My girlfriend just read this thread...Her thoughts: -Danica is pretty -JCS is a jerk with the way he posted -I'm (AA61hvy) an arrogant prick -WellHung
44 Halls120: Oh, I can. And yes, while sex at that time of the month can be messy, in my experience, if she initiates it, she is really in the mood. Which makes t
45 Boeing Nut: Thanks You jerk, you just bought me a lot of time on the couch...
46 ANCFlyer: And your eyesight is failing too . . . . obviously. She's hot . . . Pre-Race or Post-Race - I'd be on it. So what? Less than that, after last years I
47 BaylorAirBear: No shit! No further comment. I don't find her to be that attractive, but I'd still hit it because, after all, chach is chach. As far as tongue-tappin
48 TedTAce: Isn't that what you gave your neighbor after the elevator incident? Or was it "long" duck dong? Talk about hypocritical
49 BHMBAGLOCK: As long as it doesn't involve "Red Wings", I'm in. Sweaty or showered she looks pretty damn good to me. Of course there's probably more guys here who
50 KFLLCFII: So the race is over...Where do I sign up?
51 Euclid: Reminds me of a story a guy I once worked with told me. He took a chick to see a movie at a drive-in, where they ended up in the back seat of the dar
52 BaylorAirBear: No, no, not quite, my friend. Duck butter is not given. It is born of the woman. In ancient times it was used as a defense against unwanted advance b
53 TedTAce: ROFLMAO, that's why you blabbed about your experience all over the net?!?!?
54 KROC: Slamclick - Boo Hoo. If all you have is my misspelling, keep digging for something better. Apparently your old eyes as well as several others are fail
55 B777-700: She really isn't that hot. She's above average, but everyone goes gaga over her cause shes the only chick in a male sport. We were just having this co
56 TedTAce: You OBVIOUSLY don't know the diference between IRL and NASCAR. While the mentalities are somewhat similar, the TYPICAL IQ on the IRL fan side is a go
57 Falcon84: Maybe it cuts down on wind resistance in the, uh, cockpit..... Whatever. I'd love to get to the finish line with her. She's gorgeous.
58 KROC: Apparently you are sharing ANCFlyers old ass eyes. You need to check my reply in post 54...
59 TedTAce: Now you are comming off as paranoind defensive. We know you think she's ok. so now that's esstablished: can those of us who think she's a wonder babe
60 KROC: No, Falcon quotes my reply in post 2 but ignores the very recent post 54. I'm just squaring him away. Nobody was stopping you in the first place...Ex
61 PROSA: If it's any consolation, the people who saw him probably figured he'd been on the losing end of a fight, not that he'd, well, you know.
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