DIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1733 posts, RR: 5 Posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3439 times:
ok, the other day I was at a pub I had never been to before and had more than my usual. I then decided to go to for a leak and went to the toilets.I opened one of the doors and found myself in a rather unusual pub toilet, no urinals but cubicles with WCs in them. So I went into one and peed. I came out , still wondering at why this pub had toilets like that. Then I looked on the door and found it was the ladies loo that I used!
Luckily, no lady was inside
So what is the silliest thing you have done when you have been drunk?
Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
Speedbirdie From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 909 posts, RR: 53 Reply 2, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3426 times:
HA! funny that, ive just walked home from town with a friend from a bar and we were just discussing that!
Mine would have to be when i lived alone and came home totally trashed one night. I recall sitting on the toilet having a pee, then half hour later waking up on the floor of the bathroom wondering what the hell happened.
So it seems i passed out and fell flat on my face for half an hour.
Thankfully i was alone as my underwear was still in 'going to the toilet' mode...
I think my friends one was either snogging a guy (hes a straight policeman) or waking up with a girl only to be told to leave ASAP as she heard her boyfriend come in the house...
Oh the joys of alcohol!
Searpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4343 posts, RR: 11 Reply 5, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 3406 times:
Ok, this was 20 years ago, and has happened once and once only, but after a particularly debauched night, I rolled over in bed, took one look at my bedmate, and with a straight face asked, "What happened to that handsome guy I left the bar with?" My 'friend' was not amused.
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
CastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3387 times:
Back in 1991, whilst at the first phase of a Bachelor Party for a Fraternity brother of mine, we were golfing. I wasn't yet hammered, but I had about 5-6 beers over the course of about 45 minutes, so I had a good start, you know?
Anyway, I pushed a drive right, and down a steep hill. The cart path was to the left, but I wanted to go after my ball, so I hammered right down the hill, the cart toppled over, throwing both me and my friend out. We were OK, but the cart righted itself and chugged merrily toward a water hazard.
Needless to say, I went in in my tighty-whities scavenging for clubs, etc. The club owner, a woman comes out about 10 minutes later, and I'm standing there in wet underwear.
"What the heck did you do that for?" she asked.
"Well, it's a little late for that question, now isn't it?" I replied.
Of course, I had to pay to to get the cart towed out of the hazard, and I got a nice little letter informing me that my presence would no longer be welcome at the course in the future.
AirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2192 posts, RR: 22 Reply 10, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3375 times:
I have been dancing with my best friends mother's sister. Yeah its pretty far out. It was the first time ever I was drunk. As far as I remember, I must have been 14.
Another really stupid thing (which I did on the same night) was that I walked right into a glass door.
And a third stupid thing is once I was on my way home from a party sitting in the back seat of a cab, I threw up in the cab. Poor cab driver! lol. Oh, and as I only had 40$ on me, he was not able to charge me a fine for throwing up in his cab as they usually do.
and a fourth thing was once I was heading for a party together with some friends (we had been drinking before we went), we all stopped to take a piss. Then a copcar saw us and pointed a huge flash light at us asking us to keep our anacondas inside our pants Luckily they were nice enough not to give us a ticket.
On my way home from a party sitting in the train at 4 am in the morning, i was so drunk and tired that I fell asleep and didn't wake up till the train reached the final trainstation 40 kilometers from where I live, and it was the last train that night so I had to take a cab home. You can only imagine how expensive that was for me
[Edited 2006-05-27 02:16:44]
I remember taking a detour through a cemetary on my way home one drunken evening, not realising that a 7ft wrought iron fence with large prongs had recently been erected at the other side. I scaled the fence and whilst sitting on the top (on the prongs) preparing to jump down, I felt a sudden sinking feeling as one of the prongs punctured my thigh. I managed to jump down and passed out soon after. I remember waking up in hospital in a lot of pain!
LO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2388 posts, RR: 24 Reply 12, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3362 times:
I live in Belgium for some 11 years now. Twice a year I go back to Poland to visit my brother, and now to visit my parents' grave.
2 years ago, after a week in Warsaw, I got smashed here in Belgium after arrival from Poland, and during the night, I woke up and peed into a wardrobe-closet thing, which in Antwerp is positioned exactly at the place where the bathroom at my appartment in Warsaw is.. I guess I was still half asleep and thought I was still in Warsaw... ( I wonder how cabin crew cope with all these changes everyday...)
Next morning, I couldn't look into my mother's eyes.
PS. I had to do the washing, too..
Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
N766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8034 posts, RR: 25 Reply 17, posted (7 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 3316 times:
If I could remember! People still tell me stories, "hey remember when you blah blah blah?" Wait, I did what?? I think falling over on the beach and getting totally destroyed by waves till I went back to my hotel sopping wet only to have a summersault competition and break the hotel table lamp is up there. Again, this is per my friend because all I remember is waking up with all my clothes soaking wet, the lamp busted, and the beds all the way against the walls.