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Silliest Thing You Have Done When Drunk  
User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1823 posts, RR: 4
Posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 3837 times:

ok, the other day I was at a pub I had never been to before and had more than my usual. I then decided to go to for a leak and went to the toilets.I opened one of the doors and found myself in a rather unusual pub toilet, no urinals but cubicles with WCs in them. So I went into one and peed. I came out , still wondering at why this pub had toilets like that. Then I looked on the door and found it was the ladies loo that I used!
Luckily, no lady was inside  Wink

So what is the silliest thing you have done when you have been drunk?


Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
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User currently offlineJCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 3831 times:

I've mistaken a dorm washing machine for a garbage can.

Don't ask me how, I was drunk.

[Edited 2006-05-27 01:25:14]


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User currently offlineSpeedbirdie From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 929 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3824 times:

HA! funny that, ive just walked home from town with a friend from a bar and we were just discussing that!
Mine would have to be when i lived alone and came home totally trashed one night. I recall sitting on the toilet having a pee, then half hour later waking up on the floor of the bathroom wondering what the hell happened.
So it seems i passed out and fell flat on my face for half an hour.
Thankfully i was alone as my underwear was still in 'going to the toilet' mode...
I think my friends one was either snogging a guy (hes a straight policeman) or waking up with a girl only to be told to leave ASAP as she heard her boyfriend come in the house...
Oh the joys of alcohol!



Never give up..
User currently offlineJamie757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3810 times:

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 2):
she heard her boyfriend come in the house...

Was he with another woman then?

 Wink

Rgds.


User currently offlineSpeedbirdie From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 929 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3804 times:

Quoting Jamie757 (Reply 3):

was who with another woman then????



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User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3804 times:

Ok, this was 20 years ago, and has happened once and once only, but after a particularly debauched night, I rolled over in bed, took one look at my bedmate, and with a straight face asked, "What happened to that handsome guy I left the bar with?" My 'friend' was not amused.


"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
User currently offlineSATX From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 2840 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3788 times:

Karaoke. Need I say more?


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User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3785 times:

Back in 1991, whilst at the first phase of a Bachelor Party for a Fraternity brother of mine, we were golfing. I wasn't yet hammered, but I had about 5-6 beers over the course of about 45 minutes, so I had a good start, you know?

Anyway, I pushed a drive right, and down a steep hill. The cart path was to the left, but I wanted to go after my ball, so I hammered right down the hill, the cart toppled over, throwing both me and my friend out. We were OK, but the cart righted itself and chugged merrily toward a water hazard.

Needless to say, I went in in my tighty-whities scavenging for clubs, etc. The club owner, a woman comes out about 10 minutes later, and I'm standing there in wet underwear.

"What the heck did you do that for?" she asked.

"Well, it's a little late for that question, now isn't it?" I replied.

Of course, I had to pay to to get the cart towed out of the hazard, and I got a nice little letter informing me that my presence would no longer be welcome at the course in the future.


User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3781 times:

Silliest thing I've done when I was drunk? Her name was Ellie.


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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3775 times:

Fell down the stairs (in front of the cops) when the cops were stopping the party at my house


Go big or go home
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2484 posts, RR: 24
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3773 times:

I have been dancing with my best friends mother's sister. Yeah its pretty far out. It was the first time ever I was drunk. As far as I remember, I must have been 14.

Another really stupid thing (which I did on the same night) was that I walked right into a glass door.

And a third stupid thing is once I was on my way home from a party sitting in the back seat of a cab, I threw up in the cab. Poor cab driver! lol. Oh, and as I only had 40$ on me, he was not able to charge me a fine for throwing up in his cab as they usually do.

edit:
and a fourth thing was once I was heading for a party together with some friends (we had been drinking before we went), we all stopped to take a piss. Then a copcar saw us and pointed a huge flash light at us asking us to keep our anacondas inside our pants Luckily they were nice enough not to give us a ticket.

edit again:
5th story:
On my way home from a party sitting in the train at 4 am in the morning, i was so drunk and tired that I fell asleep and didn't wake up till the train reached the final trainstation 40 kilometers from where I live, and it was the last train that night so I had to take a cab home. You can only imagine how expensive that was for me Big grin
[Edited 2006-05-27 02:16:44]

[Edited 2006-05-27 02:19:22]

User currently offlineJamie757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3773 times:

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 4):
was who with another woman then????

My lame attempt at a joke!

 Smile

I remember taking a detour through a cemetary on my way home one drunken evening, not realising that a 7ft wrought iron fence with large prongs had recently been erected at the other side. I scaled the fence and whilst sitting on the top (on the prongs) preparing to jump down, I felt a sudden sinking feeling as one of the prongs punctured my thigh. I managed to jump down and passed out soon after. I remember waking up in hospital in a lot of pain!

 blush 

Rgds.


User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 22
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 3760 times:

I live in Belgium for some 11 years now. Twice a year I go back to Poland to visit my brother, and now to visit my parents' grave.

2 years ago, after a week in Warsaw, I got smashed here in Belgium after arrival from Poland, and during the night, I woke up and peed into a wardrobe-closet thing, which in Antwerp is positioned exactly at the place where the bathroom at my appartment in Warsaw is.. I guess I was still half asleep and thought I was still in Warsaw... ( I wonder how cabin crew cope with all these changes everyday...)

Next morning, I couldn't look into my mother's eyes.

PS. I had to do the washing, too..

Regards,
LO231



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User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3738 times:

Tripped over my friend. Outside. While then proceeding to lie on the ground and shouting "look at my boobies".

Possibly changing into a thong in front of everyone, although I can't remember whether it was in front of everyone.

The list goes on...

RossBaku  Silly


User currently offlineAviationmaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3735 times:

Calling home while being totally wasted... and my sister putting me on loudspeaker  irked 

User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3735 times:

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 2):

Hmm, Getting drunk with Hannah might be quite an adventure... Try playing Dance Dance Revolution when you're smashed.... LMAO!!!


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11719 posts, RR: 60
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3729 times:

Going into the toilets, sitting down, and then waking up a long time after closing!  Embarrassment

Dan Smile



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User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8378 posts, RR: 23
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3714 times:

If I could remember!  silly  People still tell me stories, "hey remember when you blah blah blah?" Wait, I did what?? I think falling over on the beach and getting totally destroyed by waves till I went back to my hotel sopping wet only to have a summersault competition and break the hotel table lamp is up there. Again, this is per my friend because all I remember is waking up with all my clothes soaking wet, the lamp busted, and the beds all the way against the walls.


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User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3711 times:

My friends asked me to run in front of the car and I did.
Also kissed a guy
 boggled   banghead   ashamed 

Yuck, never again



rolf
User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5702 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3691 times:

prolly pretending to be drunk.

i looked like an asshole doing so and prolly lost alot of respect doing that.

needless to say iv never BEEN drunk  Silly

Alex



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User currently offlineLuisde8cd From Pitcairn Islands, joined Aug 2004, 2575 posts, RR: 31
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3673 times:

had sex with a girl in the beach in Punta Cana, Domincan Republic. Next morning, she was ugly :S:S

Saludos desde Caracas,
Luis


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8467 posts, RR: 8
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3661 times:

My ex-girlfriend. Said no to her when I was sober, should have said no when I was drunk. Perhaps I could have saved myself all the heartache.

Also danced really stupidly at the work christmas party


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3652 times:

Quoting Luisde8cd (Reply 20):
Next morning, she was ugly

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, pal, but she was ugly the night before, too.   

Silliest thing I did while intoxicated: Streaked around the dorms for a cigarette.

[Edited 2006-05-27 09:01:50]

User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8469 posts, RR: 10
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3648 times:
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I fell off a bar stool leaning back trying to kiss a woman... landed flat on my back with my beer in my hand, giggling, didn't spill a drop!


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User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3622 times:

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 18):
Also kissed a guy

Just for the record he was the one trying to kiss me  Smile



rolf
25 Post contains images Gordonsmall : I spent 15 minutes having sex ....... ..... then spent the next 2 hours apologising to the farmer. Signed, GKirk.
26 Canuckpaxguy : I lived in a frat house in my last year at university, and a girl once did the same thing, except she thought the washing machine was a toilet. She w
27 Post contains images Christeljs :
28 Rolfen : You had sex with the farmer?
29 Post contains links and images ABfemme : Stood talking to a hat/coat stand for ten minutes (or so I'm told) at a party - I was well wasted
30 Post contains images Aero145 : That made my day! However, I do not understand why most people here are making fun of Graham Kirk.... -David PS: Answering first post; I've never bee
31 Post contains images YYZflyer : He's talking about a sheep
32 ClassicLover : Walked past random couples in the bar and said to the attractive one, "You can do soooo much better than him!" and then continued on my way. Had a nig
33 Post contains images Christeljs : I have never been so drunk I can't totally remember what I did, but I onced danced on the table sort of naked (Sort of)
34 YWG : I had my way with an American girl on a massage table on a beach in Punta Cana in the middle of the night. I've thrown up 4 times in my sleep over my
35 Post contains images RobertNL070 : You can't afford to get drunk in Iceland Robert
36 Aero145 : Haha. Well, this is kind of true, but, I can afford it, but I don't want it. However, EVERYTHING is EXTREMELY expensive here. Let's take Canon EOS 350
37 AirPacific747 : It is also because Iceland is a smaller market, so less units is being shipped = higher price.
38 Aero145 : Well, I know that. But, it's not only this which pumps the price up. It's people who want much money!
39 Post contains images Sabena332 : That's really incredible! When you find a special fare on FI you could fly to JFK, buy the EOS 350 body in NYC and fly back to KEF. I bet that would
40 Post contains images RJ100 : Me and a buddy once got wasted and then took the last train home. In the train station (it was 2:30 in the morning) there was a cleaner with on e of t
41 Post contains images Aero145 : Hi Patrick. This is funny! Hehe. Well, I think that's even true! Regards, David
42 Boeing744 : Stupidest thing I have done while drunk is stopped drinking... Signed, GKirk
43 PureKiwi : Thye stupidist thing I have done when I was drunk would of been about 2 weeks ago when I have only been in Taiwan for 1 week and I decided I would rid
44 FSPilot747 : I never understood how that could possibly happen. Until it ALMOST happened to me. Talk about good friends to keep you out of trouble!
45 Rolfen : I think we have a winner here, but hey, who can compete with a russian when it comes to alcohol? I was walking a drunk friend to my car. He stopped a
46 BaylorAirBear : I'm wel. you no adn furthermor a,nett and ther weere these boobiess and titses. OH!!! then scarletc came over and was lik eboobs and i Was like 'yeah"
47 Post contains images Brendan03 : lol... Not sure I should post this... but Alcohol was involved so it was okay... Me and a Female friend of mine were both very drunk one night (She li
48 Usnseallt82 : Piss without taking the normal precautions.....like unzipping your pants.
49 Hodges : Back in the summer of 2004 I was an exchange student in Germany with lots of my friends from my german class. We spent the first 3 days in Munich seei
50 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : I've been tipsy, and burnt my jeans with a deoderant flamethrower. Those things are so fun Tom
51 Texan : Cowboy hat, suit jacket, no pants, country music blasting, a microphone, and a table. Yes, there are pictures, no I will not post them. My former room
52 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : And you say you're not gay. BAB
53 Post contains images LSPA : oh god, being a member of a fraternity i'd have hundreds of storeis of getting drunk with my friends A friend and I tried making popcorn once with a c
54 Post contains images LO231 : He doesn' say it, but he knows it and he acts it. Regards, LO231
55 Jetflyer : Not a lot really as I don't drin generally but once I used the female bathroom in a swiss chalet, NO I did not misread the german because the door was
56 Kazzie : I dont know... to be honest... I have no idea haha
57 Post contains images Cxsjr : About 10 years ago, when I lived down south, I took the late train home from Waterloo to Surbiton one evening. I was completely hammered and decided i
58 Post contains images Texan : Honey, I thought we were both keeping it a secret...you know that "Don't ask don't tell" policy at your work Texan
59 VSLover : sex in the bathroom. not because its slutty but really because the bathrooms are so dirty in public places.
60 LOT767-300ER : Tried breaking into a Police car in Palatine, IL 4 years ago......but before I knew it my friends dragged me away in time before I hurled the 1kg ston
61 Post contains images Canuckpaxguy : Ahem, question was "SILLIEST" thing you've done while drunk, not "sluttiest". G
62 Post contains images KFLLCFII : Oh christ...My 21st birthday "celebration" with my buddies (how cliché, right? ) So I started off the evening with like 3 or 4 Coronas at the local w
63 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : I have to call bullshit on this one. Stones in America are weighed in ounces and pounds, not kilograms. Furthermore, I find it highly unlikely that y
64 LOT767-300ER : Huh? What the hell are you talking about? I dont understand feet/yards/miles/ounces/pounds/short tons like you yanks do. Sorry, but I learned my syst
65 Post contains images Fly727 : I posted in Airlinesr.net at 3:43 AM. Yes, I'm drunk right now. RM
66 Post contains images YWG : Why just the other night my friend had a house party just down the road from me. Not only did I beer bong 26 ounces of rum in an hour, black out aroun
67 Post contains images Rolfen : I think he was kidding
68 Post contains images KFLLCFII :
69 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Come now, friend, of course I'm joking! There must be some ingenius sense of truth that emanates from within my posts. No matter how hard I try to be
70 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : That's all you ever seem to do Tom
71 KaiGywer : The first time I was really drunk, was when my parents left for Barbados. They left me and my step brother alone for two weeks. Well, this was during
72 Post contains images Wingscrubber : I've been reading through this thread trying to remember my own drunken escapades, some I shall choose to omit as they're perhaps slightly controversi
73 Kaddyuk : I think i'll visit Punta Cana in the VERY near future! The Most Embarrasing thing i've ever done whilst drunk? There are FAR too many occourances (Pe
74 Post contains images Gordonsmall : Your story was believable up until that point .......
75 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Eww Haha nice one! My ex Sarah could tell you all a few things about my drunken habits However I shall not comment Lee
76 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : I cant tell joke from truth when im drunk...and now I shall pass out @ 3:11am after 12 Becks.
77 Post contains images Skyman : Almost broke my nose when running full speed through a glass door which I thought was open. It wasn't. Those doors should be banned. Big party from wo
78 Post contains images Jetmatt777 : David don't lie. Iv'e heard about you sneaking into the bar at midnight. Once, When I opened my fridge to get a drink I saw some lemonade in a jar so
79 AR385 : I once, drunk, picked up a stripper at "Treasures" in Houston. Next morning in bed...well, alcohol makeup and lightning make a huge difference. Now t
80 YOWza : I have passed out under a hedge on my neighbour's lawn. I have punched a glass window. I have pushed a cop out of my way on the street. (nice guy took
81 Post contains images Skidmarks : Still pissed I see My worst thing has to be being talked into singing "Stairway to Heaven" at a karaoke in Las Vegas, Shit, those Yanks take their ka
82 Post contains images YWG : LOL I absolutely love this thread...it just brings me back to those all inclusive spring break resorts and every weekend in University. As I found out
83 4holer : Well let's just say that not EVERYTHING that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. We divorced 8 years later.
84 Post contains images BR715-A1-30 : And now, to be continued ME WHEN DRUNK...
85 RCS763AV : I puked in the middle of my neighbor´s first communion party.....
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