F.pier From Italy, joined Aug 2000, 1517 posts, RR: 11 Posted (7 years 7 hours ago) and read 3768 times:
When I was younger it happened often.
I remember that once I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test. I had to go to the blackboard and... I hope she didn't realize.... but who cares now?
Boeinglover24 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 304 posts, RR: 5 Reply 12, posted (6 years 12 months 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 3498 times:
A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......
Falcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (6 years 12 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3221 times:
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1): Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.
Classic.
Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9): Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha
Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.
I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.
I had to sit in that chair for 20 freaking minutes, so I could reagain some, uh...dignity.
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 18, posted (6 years 12 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3211 times:
... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008
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Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
Longhornmaniac From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 3094 posts, RR: 48 Reply 21, posted (6 years 12 months 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3160 times:
Jutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (6 years 12 months 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3141 times:
Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19): I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.
IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5 Reply 24, posted (6 years 12 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3110 times:
The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.
25 SATX: Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams e
27 LTU932: Who's S............? Now I'm a bit confused.
28 BaylorAirBear: There is no such thing as an untimely erection! I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene. Now, could someone please point me to tonigh
29 Scbriml: Too much information alert! [whoop, whoop, whoop]
30 TupolevTu154: So true! Couldn't have put it better myself I always dread one in PE classes Tom
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