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Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?  
User currently offlineF.pier From Italy, joined Aug 2000, 1429 posts, RR: 14
Posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1513 times:

When I was younger it happened often.
I remember that once I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test. I had to go to the blackboard and... I hope she didn't realize.... but who cares now?

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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1509 times:

Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.  Sad

User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom (England), joined Jul 2003, 8936 posts, RR: 51
Reply 2, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1506 times:
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Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl 

I think I'm married to your wife as well! wink 


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User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1491 times:

Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal  Sad

User currently offlineOD720 From Lebanon, joined Feb 2003, 1897 posts, RR: 48
Reply 4, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1483 times:

Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 7305 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1454 times:

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


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User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom (England), joined Feb 2001, 12377 posts, RR: 52
Reply 6, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1383 times:

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

LMAO!!! Quite!

User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 23
Reply 7, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1360 times:

Untimely? Never. Infact, if it wasn't for Viagra, we'd never get one at all.

Signed,

A.net  grumpy  old  Gits Club


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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 27809 posts, RR: 61
Reply 8, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1357 times:

Depends on what Im looking at  Smile
regds
MEL


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User currently offlineVaporlock From Canada, joined May 2001, 3627 posts, RR: 73
Reply 9, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1293 times:

Dam you guys are funny!!!  rotfl   rotfl 

Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Phyllis  bouncy 


Life is a bitch sometimes....Smile, laugh, play~~enjoy every moment~~life is too short!!
User currently offlinePhotopilot From Cuba, joined Jul 2002, 1693 posts, RR: 18
Reply 10, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.  Big grin

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From United Kingdom (England), joined Feb 2004, 8170 posts, RR: 71
Reply 11, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1278 times:

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



Lee


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineBoeinglover24 From United States, joined Apr 2006, 294 posts, RR: 7
Reply 12, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1243 times:

A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......


Uhhh What?
User currently offlineKiwiandrew From Mauritius, joined Jun 2005, 5533 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1227 times:
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Quoting Boeinglover24 (Reply 13):
A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......

hmmm , interesting fetish - but it probably deserves a thread all of its own 

[Edited 2006-05-27 18:27:07]


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User currently offlineTrav110 From United States, joined Jun 2005, 402 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1173 times:

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 3):
Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal

what an inconsiderate bastard!

User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 7029 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

As Vice magazine said, "Since the invention of Viagra, the only excuse for not getting an erection is stupidity."


Yes! Senator Obama. We are ready to believe again.
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 8
Reply 16, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1031 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!!

Sure you do. It's just not as obvious without a tight shirt.

User currently offlineFalcon84 From United States, joined Sep 2004, 15017 posts, RR: 82
Reply 17, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 966 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Classic.

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.  Big grin

I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

I had to sit in that chair for 20 freaking minutes, so I could reagain some, uh...dignity.  Big grin


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User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States, joined Sep 2001, 5834 posts, RR: 74
Reply 18, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 956 times:

... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008

Signed
S............


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User currently offlineLTU932 From Mexico, joined Jan 2006, 12265 posts, RR: 58
Reply 19, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 926 times:
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Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

It's embarrassing for me to confess, but I've had them way too many times than I've wanted.  banghead 

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.

Yes, indeed. I know way too many who are "Guilty as charged", especially at work.  Wink


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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 914 times:

Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

User currently offlineLonghornmaniac From United States, joined Jun 2005, 2051 posts, RR: 51
Reply 21, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 905 times:
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Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 22):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  LMAO!

Cheers,
Cameron


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User currently offlineJutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 886 times:

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

Got any pics? Of Miss Ohio ofcourse.

User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States, joined May 2004, 3980 posts, RR: 14
Reply 23, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 871 times:

Cmon...you are not a man if you haven't had an unwanted woody!


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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 8
Reply 24, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 855 times:

The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.

User currently offlineSATX From United States, joined Apr 2005, 2836 posts, RR: 10
Reply 25, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 808 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 20):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.


If you really want more of the same, then by all means keep voting for the Grand Oil Party.
26 Post contains images ANCFlyer:
27 LTU932: Who's S............? Now I'm a bit confused.
28 Post contains images BaylorAirBear: There is no such thing as an untimely erection! I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene. Now, could someone please point me to tonigh
29 Scbriml: Too much information alert! [whoop, whoop, whoop]
30 Post contains images TupolevTu154: So true! Couldn't have put it better myself I always dread one in PE classes Tom
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