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Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?  
User currently offlineF.pier From Italy, joined Aug 2000, 1524 posts, RR: 9
Posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 5145 times:

When I was younger it happened often.
I remember that once I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test. I had to go to the blackboard and... I hope she didn't realize.... but who cares now?

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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 5141 times:

Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.  Sad

User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12566 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 5138 times:
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Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl 

I think I'm married to your wife as well! wink 



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User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 5123 times:

Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal  Sad

User currently offlineOD720 From Lebanon, joined Feb 2003, 1925 posts, RR: 32
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 5115 times:

Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 5086 times:

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 5015 times:

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

LMAO!!! Quite!


User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 4992 times:

Untimely? Never. Infact, if it wasn't for Viagra, we'd never get one at all.

Signed,

A.net  grumpy  old  Gits Club



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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 4989 times:

Depends on what Im looking at  Smile
regds
MEL



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User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 4925 times:

Dam you guys are funny!!!  rotfl   rotfl 

Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Phyllis  bouncy 


User currently offlinePhotopilot From Canada, joined Jul 2002, 2737 posts, RR: 18
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 4914 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.  Big grin


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 4910 times:

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



Lee



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User currently offlineBoeinglover24 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 305 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 4875 times:

A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......


Uhhh What?
User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8565 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 4859 times:
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Quoting Boeinglover24 (Reply 13):
A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......

hmmm , interesting fetish - but it probably deserves a thread all of its own 

[Edited 2006-05-27 18:27:07]


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User currently offlineTrav110 From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 536 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 4805 times:

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 3):
Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal

what an inconsiderate bastard!


User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8114 posts, RR: 54
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 4776 times:

As Vice magazine said, "Since the invention of Viagra, the only excuse for not getting an erection is stupidity."


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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 4663 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!!

Sure you do. It's just not as obvious without a tight shirt.


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 4598 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Classic.

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.  Big grin

I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

I had to sit in that chair for 20 freaking minutes, so I could reagain some, uh...dignity.  Big grin


User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 4588 times:

... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008

Signed
S............



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User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 4558 times:

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

It's embarrassing for me to confess, but I've had them way too many times than I've wanted.  banghead 

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.

Yes, indeed. I know way too many who are "Guilty as charged", especially at work.  Wink


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 4546 times:

Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av


User currently offlineLonghornmaniac From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 3297 posts, RR: 44
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 4537 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 22):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  LMAO!

Cheers,
Cameron


User currently offlineJutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4518 times:

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

Got any pics? Of Miss Ohio ofcourse.


User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4124 posts, RR: 8
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4503 times:

Cmon...you are not a man if you haven't had an unwanted woody!


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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4487 times:

The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.

25 SATX : Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams e
26 Post contains images ANCFlyer :
27 LTU932 : Who's S............? Now I'm a bit confused.
28 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : There is no such thing as an untimely erection! I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene. Now, could someone please point me to tonigh
29 Scbriml : Too much information alert! [whoop, whoop, whoop]
30 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : So true! Couldn't have put it better myself I always dread one in PE classes Tom
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