F.pier From Italy, joined Aug 2000, 1429 posts, RR: 14 Posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago) and read 1513 times:
When I was younger it happened often.
I remember that once I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test. I had to go to the blackboard and... I hope she didn't realize.... but who cares now?
EGGD From United Kingdom (England), joined Feb 2001, 12377 posts, RR: 52 Reply 6, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1383 times:
Quoting OD720 (Reply 4): Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.
BMIFlyer From United Kingdom (England), joined Feb 2004, 8170 posts, RR: 71 Reply 11, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1278 times:
Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10): Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.
Boeinglover24 From United States, joined Apr 2006, 294 posts, RR: 7 Reply 12, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1243 times:
A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......
Falcon84 From United States, joined Sep 2004, 15017 posts, RR: 82 Reply 17, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 966 times:
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1): Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.
Classic.
Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9): Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha
Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.
I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.
I had to sit in that chair for 20 freaking minutes, so I could reagain some, uh...dignity.
Longhornmaniac From United States, joined Jun 2005, 2051 posts, RR: 51 Reply 21, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 905 times:
Jutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 886 times:
Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19): I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.
IAH777 From United States, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 8 Reply 24, posted (3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 855 times:
The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.
Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.
If you really want more of the same, then by all means keep voting for the Grand Oil Party.
27 LTU932: Who's S............? Now I'm a bit confused.
28 BaylorAirBear: There is no such thing as an untimely erection! I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene. Now, could someone please point me to tonigh
29 Scbriml: Too much information alert! [whoop, whoop, whoop]
30 TupolevTu154: So true! Couldn't have put it better myself I always dread one in PE classes Tom
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