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A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24938 posts, RR: 56
Posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2078 times:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger

Nowhere in that article does it mention Scotland! Therefore one cannot call me a sheep shagger  Wink
Yorkshiremen such as EWS, BMIflyer and MYT332, however, are fair targets  Wink
 duck 


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2073 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Therefore one cannot call me a sheep shagger

They could have forgotten to put in some information  Wink  duck 



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4762 posts, RR: 30
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2072 times:

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 1):
They could have forgotten to put in some information

My guess is the article was written by Gkirk himself, so that's why  stirthepot 



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2059 times:

Kirkie, You could come out with an article that proves with evidence beyond reproach that there NEVER EVER was a Scott who shagged a sheep, and we'd STILL call you a sheep shagger!! You are stuck with it, live with it!!!

User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4762 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2056 times:

Ok, so I took the bother of opening the link...

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Nowhere in that article does it mention Scotland!

First paragraph:

"Sheep shagger (alternative spelling: sheepshagger) is a term normally aimed at people living in rural areas where populations of sheep are greater than those of the human residents, such as rural Scotland, Wales or New Zealand, or Draperstown (...)"

So there. Big grin



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2056 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Therefore one cannot call me a sheep shagger



 scratchchin 


 Wink  duck 

Patrick


User currently offlineThepilot From Canada, joined Jan 2010, 5 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2053 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):


 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



From YVR
User currently offlineAero145 From Iceland, joined Jan 2005, 3071 posts, RR: 18
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl 


-David


User currently offlineEmirates773ER From Pakistan, joined Jun 2005, 1450 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2035 times:

Apparently they are not only sheep shaggers but:

http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/802/



The Truth is Out There ---- Face It!!!!!
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2031 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2028 times:

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 4):

How did everyone miss reading that?

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2021 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21654 posts, RR: 55
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1989 times:

From the article:

In Scotland, sheep shagging is often referred to as "Gkirk-ing" which refers to a famous drunken resident once caught in the act several times.

Ain't Wikipedia grand?  rotfl 

I wonder how long that stays there.

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4762 posts, RR: 30
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1968 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):



Quoting Mir (Reply 12):
From the article:

In Scotland, sheep shagging is often referred to as "Gkirk-ing" which refers to a famous drunken resident once caught in the act several times.

Priceless!

Quoting Mir (Reply 12):
I wonder how long that stays there.

Saving it for the world to see:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/carmenlu15/humor/wiki.png

[Edited 2006-05-31 03:27:58]


Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1945 times:

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 13):
Saving it for the world to see:

 rotfl  priceless!!



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1938 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

Absolutely Brilliant!!!  goldmedal 

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13120 posts, RR: 12
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1935 times:

If you go to the 'history' tab, you can see the select the version with the reference to our favorite Scot on A-net in the definition of 'sheep shagger'.  biggrin  I get a little uneasy about Wikipedia for allowing such stunts and tend to be cautious in using them for reference.
I though we could no longer make fun of Gkirk and a possible affinity to sheep. I am quite sure he gets his share of the human ladies for sex. Now that he has a paying job, maybe he can afford to date them now and not just drink or be on a-net. My comments are not to make fun of Kirkkie, only to note how crazy it got there.
I am quite sure 'sheep shagging' has occured in most situations for millennium where the sheephearders have been with the sheep for a while, no other humans around and the need to satisfy their lust. I believe the saying in Kiwi land was "where men are men, women are women and sheep are nervous..."


User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1914 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

That's absolutely priceless. Big grin  duck 


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1895 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Yorkshiremen such as EWS, BMIflyer and MYT332, however, are fair targets

You my friend, better be able to run fast, because we are coming to get you  Wink

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Thanks for the laugh Patrick, really gave me a great start to the day Big grin



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2128 posts, RR: 21
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1883 times:

For fuck sake Kirkie - you left yourself (and the rest of Scotland) right open this time!

Everyone else in the world could see the direction this was heading right from the start! Why the hell couldn't you ?!?!  Yeah sure

Fool!  Silly



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3771 posts, RR: 13
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1874 times:

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 19):
Everyone else in the world could see the direction this was heading right from the start! Why the hell couldn't you ?!?!

Well, he was probably blinded by love for, um, Bessie.

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 19):
For fuck sake Kirkie - you left yourself (and the rest of Scotland) right open this time!

Everyone else in the world could see the direction this was heading right from the start! Why the hell couldn't you ?!?!

Fool!

And it even explains your restrictive attitude towards shaving, dear Mr. Gordonsmall...your lover wouldn't notice  Wink Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineLfutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3339 posts, RR: 27
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

why Kirkie couldn't see it, he was too busy occupying his title, sheep-shagger

[Edited 2006-05-31 17:11:00]


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User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4532 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1806 times:

Have never seen so many  rotfl  's in my life

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Robert



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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1798 times:

I'm not a yorkshirman you bafoon!




One Life, Live it.
25 Post contains images Kazzie : you cant beat em join em.... . . . . . . . . Funneh as hell though well done you German druggy
26 Post contains images RobertNL070 : Kirkie had a little lamb It ran into a pylon 10,000 volts shot up it's arse And turned it's wool to nylon Robert
27 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Lee
28 Mhodgson : If the source had been anywhere other than the easily editable and changeable Wikipedia, I may just have been convinced. I prefer Sabena332's update.
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