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Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?  
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2078 times:

Me? I pinched one off in my sister's closet when I was little beause she was being an uber-b*tch.

How 'bout y'all?

BAB wave 


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineAC773 From Canada, joined Nov 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2067 times:

I had just spent a week in Ireland last year and was driving to the airport at Cork around 4:30 in the morning. About 40 minutes into the drive, "it" struck (if you know what I mean). Well, I had to pull over rather quickly and ended up squatting behind a hedge a little ways off a country road. Lucky for me I had some paper towels and hand sanitizer with me.

Oh, and if you're a farmer in county Cork and stepped in a big pile last year, I'm really sorry.  Wink

-AC773



Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
User currently offlineGVWOW From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 168 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2049 times:

how about the bathtub (age 2). I wouldn't be surprised if this thread doesn't last long; enjoy it while it lasts!  Wink

User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

I took one in the tub, as well, when I was around two. I figured that pretty much standard among the babies.

When I was about ten, I had to take one at the river. When I assumed the position, I parked my rear right on an electric fence. OUCH!

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2032 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 3):
an electric fence

Somebody should have upped the voltage.

A construction site for me, and no, not in a porta-potty. Right there in what was to become the living room right on the cement foundation. Just seemed to be thing thing to do at the time.

I also (unfortunately) witnessed someone pinching a loaf @ Haulover beach in Miami. You should have seen the crowd around the water clearing out as the 'floater' drifted down the beach (EEEWWWW)


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2023 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
I also (unfortunately) witnessed someone pinching a loaf @ Haulover beach in Miami. You should have seen the crowd around the water clearing out as the 'floater' drifted down the beach

That reminds, lol. We were on the lake with one of Ted's kin, this really nasty fat guy. He had to lay a log, and you don't go in just for that. So, he got in the water and did the deed while hanging on to the boat. Mind you he was wearing a gigantigous t-shirt.

The turd had floated up into his shirt, swear to Yahweh, and when we pulled him out of the water, it vaccum sealed the turd to his back! Needless to say, Pale Face, as he is called, got a few gratuitous slaps on the back. Of course, you can't have doo-doo in the boat, so after a few minutes we informed him of his ass leech.

BAB rotfl 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2022 times:

In the geographic center of Matagorda Bay whilst fishing. Thankfully, it was just me and the guys, so they just faced the other way and laughed. I had to drop trou, hold on to the wheelhouse and stick my pasty-white arse as far out as I could, and drop logs. Knowing our sensitive bowels, we thought ahead and brought TP.

I've quite nearly soiled my car many times trying to make it to the house for "home field advantage." Several of those trips involved much bargaining with God, traffic code violations and a "photo finish" ending.


User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

I pooped in the delta out in the east bay when I was about 11. Was out on the boat skiing and had to go, some i dropped some kids off at the pool, or the delta in this case.

User currently offlineLfutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3305 posts, RR: 28
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1987 times:
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outside in the yard of someone else's home when they werent home... in a forest preserve... in the snow (caution. melts snow). ive also done it in a plastic bag and when i was done, i threw it in the road and watched it get run over many many times and laughed my ass off.

Leo



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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1983 times:

Quoting Lfutia (Reply 8):
ive also done it in a plastic bag and when i was done, i threw it in the road and watched it get run over many many times and laughed my ass off.

You're a serial killer, aren't you?  scratchchin 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1979 times:

I lead such a dull life.


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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1965 times:

My mate Duncan did one in a birdwatcher's crash helmet.

User currently offlineStlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9235 posts, RR: 26
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1936 times:

Am I the only one here with the guts to take the title question seriously?


Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1920 times:

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 12):
Am I the only one here with the guts to take the title question seriously?

By all means, enlighten us.

We're all ears.  listen   listen   listen   listen   listen   listen   listen   listen 

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1896 times:

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 12):
Am I the only one here with the guts to take the title question seriously?

Wait, wait! I know this one. Didn't you hang some doo-doo from your ears? Yeah, I know it was you. Now where did I hear that?

BAB scratchchin 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineFlynlr From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 223 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1886 times:

im not telling.
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. ok lets just say after a bad trip to taco bell.


the shorts got tossed into a dumpster.



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User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1856 times:

Quoting Flynlr (Reply 15):

the shorts got tossed into a dumpster.

When I was about twelve, I was terribly ill. The squirts accompanied my sickness. One day I had a rather lengthy sneezing feet. With every sneeze, another pair of drawers bit the dust.

Quoting Flynlr (Reply 15):
the shorts got tossed into a dumpster.

What a waste! Sad

Signed by,
Lfutia

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineTurkishWings From United States of America, joined May 2006, 1436 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1827 times:

Into the urinals of our dormitory's toilet on my graduation day of high school...


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User currently offlineDAL767400ER From Germany, joined Feb 2005, 5721 posts, RR: 46
Reply 18, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1817 times:

The bushes beside a Greek freeway. I was on a school trip and for almost the whole time had been suffering from severe stomach problems, but always managed to find a potty. But then, on the last day in the bus on the way to airport, I just had to get out because my stomach hurting like hell and I had to doo something. Thankfully, it was still early in the morning and pretty much all of my classmates were sleeping in the bus  Wink .

User currently offlineBA757 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 2832 posts, RR: 15
Reply 19, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1796 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
I also (unfortunately) witnessed someone pinching a loaf @ Haulover beach in Miami. You should have seen the crowd around the water clearing out as the 'floater' drifted down the beach (EEEWWWW)

Sounds like Kevin & Perry Go Large to me...

Adam


User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3266 posts, RR: 17
Reply 20, posted (7 years 10 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1780 times:

I have unfortunately seen the aftermath of a few well placed bombs. One of my personal best was doing it in the back of a shipping container. I couldn't make it anywhere else, and this was the most private. I witnessed someone once placing a bag of something into a box of chicken sitting on the dock. It was to be shipped to somewhere across the seas - Russia? I asked the guy what he put in the box, and it ended up being a turd he just birthed. I imagine whoever opened that box had a suprise. I think the whole load was "fouled".


Yay Pudding!
User currently offlineBaylorairbear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 21, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1670 times:

I'm taking a grunt right now. I'm in the last stall in the men's room at DEN across from gate A34. I'm gonna leave you all a present.  Wink I'm liking the wi-fi, though I think $7.95 is a bit steep.

BAB silly 

Oooo, how 'bout an A.net scavenger hunt?



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 22, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1663 times:

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 21):
I'm taking a grunt right now. I'm in the last stall in the men's room at DEN across from gate A34.

Thanks for the info. DEN Security is en route and shall be escorting you to the probing room very soon. Look for the fellows in Tyvek suits and respirators.


User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16228 posts, RR: 57
Reply 23, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1655 times:

A few years ago while running here on a Toronto city street in daylight.

I do alot of long distance running and one day I went out for a run with a <100% feel-good stomach. I had a spontaneous *event* in my white running lycra (thank God I was wearing running shorts over top). It oozed out the bottom of my form-fitting once-white lycra and down my legs to my ankles as I ran home. I took off my t-shirt to clean up my legs which really did not help, as now I had to run with a soiled t-shirt in my hand. The worst part was the warm squishy feeling as I ran home in those very tight once-white form-fitting lycra.

Getting home presented another problem as I had to somehow make it up to my condo unit with s**t running down my legs, a soiled butt, and a soiled t-shirt. I'm sure I was very fragrant.

Realistically, no one likely noticed what happened. Although I felt exposed.



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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1646 times:

Quoting Yyz717 (Reply 23):
A few years ago while running here on a Toronto city street in daylight.

I do alot of long distance running and one day I went out for a run with a <100% feel-good stomach. I had a spontaneous *event* in my white running lycra (thank God I was wearing running shorts over top). It oozed out the bottom of my form-fitting once-white lycra and down my legs to my ankles as I ran home. I took off my t-shirt to clean up my legs which really did not help, as now I had to run with a soiled t-shirt in my hand. The worst part was the warm squishy feeling as I ran home in those very tight once-white form-fitting lycra.

Getting home presented another problem as I had to somehow make it up to my condo unit with s**t running down my legs, a soiled butt, and a soiled t-shirt. I'm sure I was very fragrant.

Realistically, no one likely noticed what happened. Although I felt exposed

That is sooooo funny!!


25 Post contains images EmiratesA345 : I'm sure people would have noticed the shit stain on the back of your "once-white" shorts, don't you think? Mark
26 BR715-A1-30 : HEY!!! How about a courtesy flush over there?
27 Yyz717 : That crossed my mind at the time! All in all, a very earthy experience.
28 Post contains images AirbusA346 : BAB you start some strange threads Tom.
29 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Into a hole in the ground, deep inside a forest, at 2am. I was on military exercise at the time, and it was 'SOP' Lee
30 Boeinglover24 : I took a crapper in my pants in the middle of class once (third grade) and I also have taken a wee wee in the pool at King's Dominion (amusement park)
31 GOCAPS16 : and the water is still yellow. When I did my 6 months in 2004, I was working in test cell on the very aft part of the aircraft carrier. It's 1am when
32 Post contains images AirbusA346 : 'SOP' = Tom.
33 AndesSMF : Standard Operating Procedure
34 PDXflyer31 : In a trench that I dug with my ice axe, many times while spending a month straight backpacking in Alaska. The best ones? At cruising altitude of cours
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