IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5 Reply 3, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 3942 times:
Went to high school with a Jennifer Tull. I never met her (~5000 students), but word is she'd kick you 'tween the legs if you called her "Jenny."
Another unfortunate fellow was in band with me. Michael Crouch actually went by "Mike," though he'd over-pronounce his last name (KrOWch) to avoid giggles.
EGTESkyGod From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1686 posts, RR: 14 Reply 4, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 3917 times:
I know a guy called Mike Hunt, from a cricket club here in Devon. One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
My dad works with a guy called Jack Perrin, he (and his wife!) had a baby daughter, and fate had it that she be called "Leanne"....... Worcestershire sauce fans will know what i'm talking about!
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 6, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 3899 times:
Famously, Bill Lear named his daughter Chanda.
Last I heard she insisted that it was Chandra but her parents both insisted that it was Chanda. Bill said he wanted to name a couple more kids 'Lava' and 'Cava' but that did not happen.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
Eastern L1011 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 127 posts, RR: 2 Reply 11, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 3857 times:
There is a science professor at Ithaca College named Harry Mussel.
Boeinglover24 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 304 posts, RR: 5 Reply 16, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 3835 times:
On my freshman year my PE teacher's name was Candy Butts....lol
ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3801 times:
I've seen the names Justin Case and Justin Tyme pop up now and then. I often wonder if their parents where just oblivious or thought it would be "cute."
UAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 21, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3779 times:
Quoting StudentFlyer (Reply 1): I've heard someone's name as Richard Head... that's pretty funny i suppose. I don't know how people will eventually call him..
Damn it! You beat me to it by 20 posts. We found someone in the phone book called Richard Head when I was younger.
AirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2091 posts, RR: 23 Reply 24, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 3756 times:
One of my elementary school was named Eske which means Box in danish just spelled a little different.
I have also heard of a guy named Chicken as his last name
25 Midwest717: race car driver Dick Trickle, linebacker Dick Butkus and my favorite, a doctor here in Madison, Dr. Bonebreak.
26 MKEdude: I have a friend named Richard (who goes by Dick) whose full name when you use his middle name plus his confirmation name is Richard Peter William Daun
27 TuRbUleNc3: Had a passenger whos ticket instead of being Mr was Master. Surname was Bates. Heard it was rather amusing when announced over the PA for a final call
28 Aero145: That made my day! I'm really Master Davidsson, though my name is David and I'm Eliasson. And that's not funny IMO, I'm just so stupid to put this her
29 Boeing744: Our school has a couple teachers with funny names. We have a math teacher named Mr. Skanks and a Librarian named Mrs. Peacock.
30 IAH777: Sounds like quite a popular girl. It sounds like BS, but my father's proctologist was Dr. Butts. Doc Butts was related to the Texas supermarket famil
31 Tsaord: When I worked for Time Life I called someone who last name was "Fuckit" and he wasnt home so I said is there a "Mrs. Fuckit"
32 Alias1024: I was just watching the news, and the spokesperson for the Orange County (FL) Sheriff's office was named Crystal Candy. There is a doctor in Daytona B
33 AirPacific747: One of my previous teachers was named Early.. weird eh?
34 Georgetown: Just what I was going to say. "And Dick Trickle did not place..."
35 Maury: One of three pathologists in the Santa Clara County (CA) Coroner's Office is Dr. Christopher Happy. Yes. Your death certificate will be signed by Dr.
36 11Bravo: I went to school with a guy named Richard Head. He was a big dude and if you called him Dick, you were very likely to get your ass kicked.
37 FXramper: My buddy told me he spoke with a wireless customer named Hung Long. Mr. Long wasn't happy with his wireless provider.
38 Andz: And the classic cricket commentary line.... The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey...."
39 Bill142: Clearly she was a cock hopper or the "town bike"
45 Gunsontheroof: Well played. That actually made me laugh out loud.
46 EGTESkyGod: There was an article in the Sun last year or the year before about a couple, Mr and Mrs Peacock, who had their first son and called him Drew. They the
47 Nighthawk: The former england goalkeeper was David Seaman. That lead to some interesting commentry: "And seaman came flying out for that one" "Seaman is everywh
48 Gordonsmall: Indeed! I still remember the newspaper stories when he wrote-off his car: "Seaman destroys £200,000 Ferrari! Couldn't they just wipe it off?"
49 EGTESkyGod: There was a joke going around after the 2002 World Cup, when Brazil beat England 2-1 and Ronaldinho scored that outrageous free kick...... "Why do Bra
50 Tod: The R.H. at Boeing doesn't seem to think its all that funny either. I got a call from a galley paper cup dispenser vendor called the Nice Wonger Comp
52 AA777223ER: Here's a couple I've come across during my life... Muffy Bush Dick Rising (a friends dad) Jack Gough (rhymes with cough) the last name Scrobut (he leg
53 Kiwiandrew: a couple that stand out from my time as a travel agent were : Carrie Beehan ( and she was not booking a flight to Cuba or Jamaica ) and a sweet little
55 TedTAce: A pretty good level 1 support engineer (based in Pune, India) for Symantec's Backup Exec product is named "Har Asees Deep".
56 Don81603: Come again? A few I went through school with were Harry Hands, Joe Longcanoe, Prodypto Sarbadhikari, and one East indian I work with now, and I kid y
57 Gocaps16: A few surnames I've came across while in the military. Seamen Hiscock Greathouse (I dunno why, but it sounds funny) Whitehead Head I know a PO1 at wor
58 Duff44: Here's some sports names: Hockey: Former goalie Ron Tugnutt Baseball: Late-1800's pitcher Jack Glasscock Seattle Mariners pitch J.J. Putz NCAA Footbal
60 Miamiair: Dr. Harold Pussie, OB-GYN. "Just call me Harry." Many years ago, in the crank call era, we looked for Lipschitz. Would call and ask for Lipschitz, whe
61 Mhodgson: Guy called Alastair Ness in my brothers year at school (A. Ness ). He also has a brother called Peter...
62 TedTAce: You childish and stupid Miamians... Opps I just insulted myself
63 Xpat: I know someone called Richard Hor. Can't abbreviate his name in any way, poor guy.
64 SlamClick: There used to be an outdoor advertising company in San Francisco named "Hornkohler" which is really only funny in San Fran if you spoonerize it. Also,
65 TurkishWings: I knew a girl called Cheryl HUNG "Oral" is oddly a popular first name in Turkey
66 AsstChiefMark: In the 1980's, there was a doctor at the University of Minnesota Hospital named Micheal Schmeer. His nickname, acquired in med school, was Papp. Dr. P
67 Nirmalmakadia: I know guys called Hardik & Sukdeep
68 Tod: I am not sure how he pronounces his first name, but I got a resume to review from Asa Packer. Tod Note to Asa if you are out there: No insult intended
69 Fbgdavidson: Between my brother, myself and my parents we have either met or known: Roger Ramsbottom Cherri Pancake Wilhelm Wonka (went by the name Willy) Bernt Wu
70 Jetmatt777: Joe Cocker... He's a musician -Matt
71 GOCAPS16: GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHENEY, and BILL CLINTON. hahahahahahaha Kevin
72 Dougloid: There's a baseball player with the last name spelled Pujol and the sports babe on our local teevee station insists on calling him Antonio Poo-hole.
73 Scbriml: A few from where I work: Bernt Bakken Dick Goolie Cactus Thomas
74 GOCAPS16: I think every americans knows who Albert Pujols is. Kevin
75 Thepilot: D'Brickashaw Ferguson. 4th selection in the NFL draft. Yeah, I know someone named Jenna Towles. Not a good name.
76 Himmat01: I came across a guy called A D Mango and another called J Lund(which in Hindi means, long live the d**k)
77 EGTESkyGod: SOUTH EAST?!?!?!?! You havin a giraffe?! I fart in your general direction, us Devon boys are South West through and through!!! There's a nice pub cal
78 Dougloid: I'd never heard of the guy before and I've been in the States a while-going on 58 years. Shows you how important baseball is to me-bunch of overpaid
79 USAFHummer: http://utsports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/cooter_jimbob00.html As a northerner, I thought names like that were just fodder for comedians making fun
80 Tod: A friend has the last name Schmit and his fiance first name is Katrina, so she goes by Kat. She is not looking forward to the resulting name change wh
81 SlamClick: ...and goes off to live in the brick Schmit house.
82 Fbgdavidson: Oops, very embarassing Thinking south-west, typing south-east.
83 EGTESkyGod: No worries. Don't worry, I won't fart at you!!!
84 CraigW: In a letter to Lor Pembrook from the British Ambassador in Moscow, an unfortunate name ......... in English at least! http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack
85 GLAGAZ: Theres an EZY management dude called Richard Holder isn't there? Gaz
86 JAGflyer: I have a business card from a girl name "Tanya Puppi" (pronounced Poopy). I crack up every time I have to ask for "Miss Poopy".
87 JAGflyer: Lord Pembroke? Archibald Clerk Herr? Reggie? I don't get it.
88 Noelg: I like the name "Dick Holder", related to the industry too as he works in senior management at easyJet and is also on the Farnborough Aerospace Consor
89 JohnKrist: There is a chinese man in Malmö called Tung Phung, which means heavy scrotum in Swedish Other funny names if you are a Swede is Brad Pitt, as Pitt me
91 Don81603: Apparently, Joanie loves Chachi was popular in Korea (I think), as there, Chachi means penis.
92 Boeing744: We have a dentist here named that too! There is also a local dentist named Dr. Crapo.
93 HPLASOps: Wow, I can't believe anyone mentioned this one yet, I thought this name was legendary. About 4 or 5 years ago on the Letterman show, Dave discovered t
94 Planesarecool: On the note of baseball, isn't there a player called "Coco Crisp?"
95 Scanwing: There are over thousands of people in Norway named Snorre as first name. Snorre is a word for penis in swedish. There are over hundred people in Norwa
96 Q330: The Chief Minister of Delhi is named Sheila Dikshit. -Q
97 JAGflyer: There is a girl that my dad knows from (from a business he deals with) named "Candy Flash". When I saw the business card on his desk I thought he had
98 FRAspotter: Yeah, I don't think anybody made fun of his name in high school or college. Unless of course they WANTED to get their @ss kicked!!!
99 Ilikeyyc: Yes, this is a real phone book entry as I have seen it personally. It was in the Calgary phone book a few years ago, I think it was actually listed u
100 Legoguy: There is someone in a friends school who is actually called Ben Dover. This is not a joke. I have seriously seen the name written in the programme at
101 YYZflyer: Natalie Isabelle Hoe is this girls name. Only works with her middle name. Her friends called her Natalie Isa Hoe, for short.
102 Pawsleykat: What about; Amanda Hugginkiss, there really is a girl at my school called that I know everyone thinks it's a 'Simpsons' joke but there is, seriously l
103 AsstChiefMark: There's a local woman whose married name is Barb Weyer. Mark
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