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User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5230 posts, RR: 32
Posted (8 years 12 months 3 hours ago) and read 5638 times:

Alas, it would appear that an employee for one of our clients is called "Mike Hunt".

The poor guy! Did his parents not like him or something?? LOL

Whats the funniest name you have came across?

That'll teach you
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User currently offlineStudentFlyer From Australia, joined Sep 2004, 688 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (8 years 12 months 3 hours ago) and read 5634 times:

I've heard someone's name as Richard Head... that's pretty funny i suppose. I don't know how people will eventually call him..

User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31775 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (8 years 12 months 3 hours ago) and read 5624 times:

Translates to Almost:- Drunk out cold in Hindi.

Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (8 years 12 months 3 hours ago) and read 5624 times:

Went to high school with a Jennifer Tull. I never met her (~5000 students), but word is she'd kick you 'tween the legs if you called her "Jenny."

Another unfortunate fellow was in band with me. Michael Crouch actually went by "Mike," though he'd over-pronounce his last name (KrOWch) to avoid giggles.

User currently offlineEGTESkyGod From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1712 posts, RR: 12
Reply 4, posted (8 years 12 months 2 hours ago) and read 5599 times:
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I know a guy called Mike Hunt, from a cricket club here in Devon. One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

My dad works with a guy called Jack Perrin, he (and his wife!) had a baby daughter, and fate had it that she be called "Leanne"....... Worcestershire sauce fans will know what i'm talking about!

I came, I saw, I Concorde! RIP Michael Jackson
User currently offlineBradWray From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 650 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (8 years 12 months 2 hours ago) and read 5587 times:

I had a teacher at school called Ms P.Ness. Use your imagination to find out what we really called her!

Thanks, Bradley! Big grin

Hamilton: English for 'Alonso's bitch' :D
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 67
Reply 6, posted (8 years 12 months 2 hours ago) and read 5581 times:

Famously, Bill Lear named his daughter Chanda.

Last I heard she insisted that it was Chandra but her parents both insisted that it was Chanda. Bill said he wanted to name a couple more kids 'Lava' and 'Cava' but that did not happen.

Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 12 months 1 hour ago) and read 5562 times:

I know a guy called Richard Nobles (We call him Dick No Balls)

Rgds --James--

You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 12 months 1 hour ago) and read 5558 times:

A lass down the road from me is called Julie Boner.. she got it hard at school  laughing 


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 49
Reply 9, posted (8 years 12 months 1 hour ago) and read 5547 times:

I think Skidmarks is pretty funny !!


I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 12 months 1 hour ago) and read 5547 times:

Neil Down

Mike Rotch

Pat McCrotch

Warren Peace

User currently offlineEastern L1011 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 127 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 5539 times:

There is a science professor at Ithaca College named Harry Mussel.

Eastern L1011

User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 5539 times:

I have had a few passengers with the following names

- U. Vagina
- Cha Ching
- Pratt
- Bogstrom


User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8503 posts, RR: 10
Reply 13, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 5535 times:
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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 5535 times:

Quoting Andz (Reply 13):

How long did it take you to search through your old photobucket files for that??!!
 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8503 posts, RR: 10
Reply 15, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 5525 times:
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not long, when I saw the thread title I had the other browser open already!

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineBoeinglover24 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 305 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (8 years 12 months ago) and read 5517 times:

On my freshman year my PE teacher's name was Candy Butts....lol

Uhhh What?
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11957 posts, RR: 43
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 5498 times:

My surname means Helmet. I've been reminded of that throughout my childhood, and beyond...


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 5483 times:

I've seen the names Justin Case and Justin Tyme pop up now and then. I often wonder if their parents where just oblivious or thought it would be "cute."

User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4553 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 5483 times:

My mother's gynaecologist was one Mr Butcher.


Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineTod From Denmark, joined Aug 2004, 1759 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 5466 times:

Until recently, the Boeing phone directory included Ralph Bucket and of course, a couple of Richard Head's.


User currently offlineUAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 5461 times:

Quoting StudentFlyer (Reply 1):
I've heard someone's name as Richard Head... that's pretty funny i suppose. I don't know how people will eventually call him..

Damn it! You beat me to it by 20 posts. We found someone in the phone book called Richard Head when I was younger.


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 5451 times:

I worked with a Theresa Green once. I currently work with a Patty Cake.

User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 5441 times:

I've worked with a couple of the years;
Derek Monster, his dads name was Harold.(Hairy Monster)
Micheal Dyck.


Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2651 posts, RR: 24
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 5438 times:

One of my elementary school was named Eske which means Box in danish just spelled a little different.

I have also heard of a guy named Chicken as his last name

Follow The Greens
25 Midwest717 : race car driver Dick Trickle, linebacker Dick Butkus and my favorite, a doctor here in Madison, Dr. Bonebreak.
26 MKEdude : I have a friend named Richard (who goes by Dick) whose full name when you use his middle name plus his confirmation name is Richard Peter William Daun
27 Post contains images TuRbUleNc3 : Had a passenger whos ticket instead of being Mr was Master. Surname was Bates. Heard it was rather amusing when announced over the PA for a final call
28 Post contains images Aero145 : That made my day! I'm really Master Davidsson, though my name is David and I'm Eliasson. And that's not funny IMO, I'm just so stupid to put this her
29 Boeing744 : Our school has a couple teachers with funny names. We have a math teacher named Mr. Skanks and a Librarian named Mrs. Peacock.
30 IAH777 : Sounds like quite a popular girl. It sounds like BS, but my father's proctologist was Dr. Butts. Doc Butts was related to the Texas supermarket famil
31 Tsaord : When I worked for Time Life I called someone who last name was "Fuckit" and he wasnt home so I said is there a "Mrs. Fuckit"
32 Alias1024 : I was just watching the news, and the spokesperson for the Orange County (FL) Sheriff's office was named Crystal Candy. There is a doctor in Daytona B
33 AirPacific747 : One of my previous teachers was named Early.. weird eh?
34 Georgetown : Just what I was going to say. "And Dick Trickle did not place..."
35 Maury : One of three pathologists in the Santa Clara County (CA) Coroner's Office is Dr. Christopher Happy. Yes. Your death certificate will be signed by Dr.
36 11Bravo : I went to school with a guy named Richard Head. He was a big dude and if you called him Dick, you were very likely to get your ass kicked.
37 Post contains images FXramper : My buddy told me he spoke with a wireless customer named Hung Long. Mr. Long wasn't happy with his wireless provider.
38 Andz : And the classic cricket commentary line.... The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey...."
39 Bill142 : Clearly she was a cock hopper or the "town bike"
40 Post contains images Jetmatt777 : How 'bout Magic Johnson LOL! -Matt
41 FlyboyOz : some people have their surname called Seaman
42 MKEdude : Come to think of it...does anyone know how they get "Dick" from Richard? I'm bracing myself for the non-constructive answers.
43 Gunsontheroof : Last weekend I saw a band who's drummer was named Bassamp. I shit ya'll not.
44 IAH777 : Just ask him. I'm sure he'll oblige.
45 Gunsontheroof : Well played. That actually made me laugh out loud.
46 EGTESkyGod : There was an article in the Sun last year or the year before about a couple, Mr and Mrs Peacock, who had their first son and called him Drew. They the
47 Nighthawk : The former england goalkeeper was David Seaman. That lead to some interesting commentry: "And seaman came flying out for that one" "Seaman is everywh
48 Post contains images Gordonsmall : Indeed! I still remember the newspaper stories when he wrote-off his car: "Seaman destroys £200,000 Ferrari! Couldn't they just wipe it off?"
49 Post contains images EGTESkyGod : There was a joke going around after the 2002 World Cup, when Brazil beat England 2-1 and Ronaldinho scored that outrageous free kick...... "Why do Bra
50 Tod : The R.H. at Boeing doesn't seem to think its all that funny either. I got a call from a galley paper cup dispenser vendor called the Nice Wonger Comp
51 Post contains images Andz : ahem....
52 AA777223ER : Here's a couple I've come across during my life... Muffy Bush Dick Rising (a friends dad) Jack Gough (rhymes with cough) the last name Scrobut (he leg
53 Kiwiandrew : a couple that stand out from my time as a travel agent were : Carrie Beehan ( and she was not booking a flight to Cuba or Jamaica ) and a sweet little
54 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Yeah, i bet Lee
55 TedTAce : A pretty good level 1 support engineer (based in Pune, India) for Symantec's Backup Exec product is named "Har Asees Deep".
56 Post contains images Don81603 : Come again? A few I went through school with were Harry Hands, Joe Longcanoe, Prodypto Sarbadhikari, and one East indian I work with now, and I kid y
57 Gocaps16 : A few surnames I've came across while in the military. Seamen Hiscock Greathouse (I dunno why, but it sounds funny) Whitehead Head I know a PO1 at wor
58 Duff44 : Here's some sports names: Hockey: Former goalie Ron Tugnutt Baseball: Late-1800's pitcher Jack Glasscock Seattle Mariners pitch J.J. Putz NCAA Footbal
59 EGTESkyGod : Sorry Andz, my bad.........!!
60 Miamiair : Dr. Harold Pussie, OB-GYN. "Just call me Harry." Many years ago, in the crank call era, we looked for Lipschitz. Would call and ask for Lipschitz, whe
61 Post contains images Mhodgson : Guy called Alastair Ness in my brothers year at school (A. Ness ). He also has a brother called Peter...
62 Post contains images TedTAce : You childish and stupid Miamians... Opps I just insulted myself
63 Xpat : I know someone called Richard Hor. Can't abbreviate his name in any way, poor guy.
64 SlamClick : There used to be an outdoor advertising company in San Francisco named "Hornkohler" which is really only funny in San Fran if you spoonerize it. Also,
65 Post contains images TurkishWings : I knew a girl called Cheryl HUNG "Oral" is oddly a popular first name in Turkey
66 AsstChiefMark : In the 1980's, there was a doctor at the University of Minnesota Hospital named Micheal Schmeer. His nickname, acquired in med school, was Papp. Dr. P
67 Nirmalmakadia : I know guys called Hardik & Sukdeep
68 Tod : I am not sure how he pronounces his first name, but I got a resume to review from Asa Packer. Tod Note to Asa if you are out there: No insult intended
69 Post contains images Fbgdavidson : Between my brother, myself and my parents we have either met or known: Roger Ramsbottom Cherri Pancake Wilhelm Wonka (went by the name Willy) Bernt Wu
70 Post contains images Jetmatt777 : Joe Cocker... He's a musician -Matt
71 GOCAPS16 : GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHENEY, and BILL CLINTON. hahahahahahaha Kevin
72 Dougloid : There's a baseball player with the last name spelled Pujol and the sports babe on our local teevee station insists on calling him Antonio Poo-hole.
73 Scbriml : A few from where I work: Bernt Bakken Dick Goolie Cactus Thomas
74 Post contains images GOCAPS16 : I think every americans knows who Albert Pujols is. Kevin
75 Thepilot : D'Brickashaw Ferguson. 4th selection in the NFL draft. Yeah, I know someone named Jenna Towles. Not a good name.
76 Himmat01 : I came across a guy called A D Mango and another called J Lund(which in Hindi means, long live the d**k)
77 EGTESkyGod : SOUTH EAST?!?!?!?! You havin a giraffe?! I fart in your general direction, us Devon boys are South West through and through!!! There's a nice pub cal
78 Post contains images Dougloid : I'd never heard of the guy before and I've been in the States a while-going on 58 years. Shows you how important baseball is to me-bunch of overpaid
79 Post contains links USAFHummer : http://utsports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/cooter_jimbob00.html As a northerner, I thought names like that were just fodder for comedians making fun
80 Post contains images Tod : A friend has the last name Schmit and his fiance first name is Katrina, so she goes by Kat. She is not looking forward to the resulting name change wh
81 SlamClick : ...and goes off to live in the brick Schmit house.
82 Post contains images Fbgdavidson : Oops, very embarassing Thinking south-west, typing south-east.
83 EGTESkyGod : No worries. Don't worry, I won't fart at you!!!
84 Post contains links CraigW : In a letter to Lor Pembrook from the British Ambassador in Moscow, an unfortunate name ......... in English at least! http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack
85 GLAGAZ : Theres an EZY management dude called Richard Holder isn't there? Gaz
86 JAGflyer : I have a business card from a girl name "Tanya Puppi" (pronounced Poopy). I crack up every time I have to ask for "Miss Poopy".
87 JAGflyer : Lord Pembroke? Archibald Clerk Herr? Reggie? I don't get it.
88 Post contains links and images Noelg : I like the name "Dick Holder", related to the industry too as he works in senior management at easyJet and is also on the Farnborough Aerospace Consor
89 Post contains images JohnKrist : There is a chinese man in Malmö called Tung Phung, which means heavy scrotum in Swedish Other funny names if you are a Swede is Brad Pitt, as Pitt me
90 CraigW : Read the 1st paragraph .........
91 Don81603 : Apparently, Joanie loves Chachi was popular in Korea (I think), as there, Chachi means penis.
92 Boeing744 : We have a dentist here named that too! There is also a local dentist named Dr. Crapo.
93 HPLASOps : Wow, I can't believe anyone mentioned this one yet, I thought this name was legendary. About 4 or 5 years ago on the Letterman show, Dave discovered t
94 Post contains images Planesarecool : On the note of baseball, isn't there a player called "Coco Crisp?"
95 Scanwing : There are over thousands of people in Norway named Snorre as first name. Snorre is a word for penis in swedish. There are over hundred people in Norwa
96 Post contains links and images Q330 : The Chief Minister of Delhi is named Sheila Dikshit. -Q
97 JAGflyer : There is a girl that my dad knows from (from a business he deals with) named "Candy Flash". When I saw the business card on his desk I thought he had
98 FRAspotter : Yeah, I don't think anybody made fun of his name in high school or college. Unless of course they WANTED to get their @ss kicked!!!
99 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : Yes, this is a real phone book entry as I have seen it personally. It was in the Calgary phone book a few years ago, I think it was actually listed u
100 Legoguy : There is someone in a friends school who is actually called Ben Dover. This is not a joke. I have seriously seen the name written in the programme at
101 YYZflyer : Natalie Isabelle Hoe is this girls name. Only works with her middle name. Her friends called her Natalie Isa Hoe, for short.
102 Post contains images Pawsleykat : What about; Amanda Hugginkiss, there really is a girl at my school called that I know everyone thinks it's a 'Simpsons' joke but there is, seriously l
103 AsstChiefMark : There's a local woman whose married name is Barb Weyer. Mark
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