TedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 3810 times:
Rig it so it turns on (with the sub horn) every time you kiss a girl in your apt. I know it won't get much use, but it should make for a priceless expression on her face when that starts to flash and the horn goes off.
BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 3804 times:
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4): Rig it so it turns on (with the sub horn) every time you kiss a girl in your apt. I know it won't get much use, but it should make for a priceless expression on her face when that starts to flash and the horn goes off.
11Bravo From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1725 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 3765 times:
Mount it by the front door next to the dive klaxon. When unwanted salesmen, Seventh-day Adventists, or that obnoxous guy from down the street come to your door....blast 'em. Sort of a reverse doorbell.
You need a gas powered generator to power all of these. I'd suggest getting one with wheels. Drag the generator, beacon and dive horn to the nearest busy street coner. Hold up a cardboard sign and beg for money with the horn going full blast and the beacon rotating.
Or you could buy two of these beacons, along with an 'OVERSIZE LOAD' sticker. Great for transporting your date to the local All-You Can-Eat buffet.
TuRbUleNc3 From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 519 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 3699 times:
Quoting MIAspotter (Reply 13): Put it on the roof of your car, then switch it on a few minutes before starting your engine to alert the neighbours
Good trick to keep the girlfriend away, never approach an aircraft while the light is on, so the car idea is a good one. All you'll have to do once you've put it on your car is shout 'Starting up' before you turn the ignition, and away you go.
Lowrider From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 3220 posts, RR: 10
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 3646 times:
If you have a dog, hang it from the ceiling and watch him chase the illuminated spot from wall to wall. I achieved a similar effect with a flashlight, a ceiling fan set on low, and some string. Cheap entertainment at its best.