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I'm Above Average, Are You?  
User currently offlineDLPMMM From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 3592 posts, RR: 10
Posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

The average person passes gas 14 times each day.

Proof once again that I am clearly above average, just like my Mommy always told me.  goldmedal 

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User currently offline808TWA From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 701 posts, RR: 19
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 998 times:

I pass gas stations at least 14 times a day


Love is in the air, so practice safe flying
User currently offlineBradWray From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 650 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 953 times:

I am well under average! I pass gas about 7 times a day!

I think its becouse I dont drink fizzy drinks  Smile

Thanks, Bradley!



Hamilton: English for 'Alonso's bitch' :D
User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 880 times:

Daily here (on the plane we call it crop dusting)...I think it's a guy thing.


You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineEasternSon From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 668 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 879 times:

I can't tell you exactly how many times a day, you'd have to ask my fiance. I'm asleep for some of them.


"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6203 posts, RR: 30
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 846 times:
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You can't tell. It's a reflex. It's like knowing how many erections you had a day, the average male will have about seven, and never realize it. Same with gas.


MGGS
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 839 times:

Quoting AR385 (Reply 5):
You can't tell. It's a reflex. It's like knowing how many erections you had a day, the average male will have about seven, and never realize it. Same with gas.

it goes hand in ass, i guess.  Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
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