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Just How Gay Is Football?  
User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 32
Posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2723 times:

The "Beautiful Game" . . . men kissing and hugging and swapping shirts . . . communal baths . . . poncey shorts . . . David Beckham wearing nail varnish . . . Players rolling round like prima donnas when they stub a toe . . . Football has to be the gayest sport!

Jesus . . . if I was 20 years younger I think I'd take it up!

[Edited 2006-06-23 02:42:30]

48 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2723 times:

Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
Football has to be the gayest sport

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This is going to be a fun thread.  Wink

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2710 times:

It is pretty gay. There are balls slapping off of guys heads, sometimes on their chins, and on their knees. The balls pretty much get slapped on every part of their bodies. Well, except the hands of course, as it would make the finish all too easy and quick. Smile

User currently offlineBAxMAN From St. Helena, joined May 2004, 671 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2702 times:

Baseball players running around the field in their cute, little pyjamas reeks of gayness.


I need to get laid
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2702 times:

It's as gay as baseball players smacking each other on the arse every 5 minutes. It's as gay as brick-house quarterbacks hugging and kissing after every touchdown.
It's as gay basketball players hugging and kissing and sharing each other's sweat during March Madness.


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20534 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2702 times:

They might as well call it what it is: teabagging!


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User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3301 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2695 times:

Football (a.k.a. American "soccer") is NOTHING compared to "American" football.

Nothing says "gay" like one guy pressing his hands on another guy's sack every 40 seconds...








"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2695 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
They might as well call it what it is: teabagging!

Would that be Earl Gay with lemon?


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20534 posts, RR: 62
Reply 8, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2672 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 7):
Would that be Earl Gay with lemon?

Stop puckering up, you cad!



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User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12094 posts, RR: 49
Reply 9, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2671 times:
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Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
poncey shorts . . .

OK being from the States could you explain please!



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 32
Reply 10, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2671 times:

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 9):
Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
poncey shorts . . .

OK being from the States could you explain please!

Em . . . would "Nancy boy" mean anything to you?


User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12094 posts, RR: 49
Reply 11, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2655 times:
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Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 10):
Em . . . would "Nancy boy" mean anything to you?

Yes I do know what than means, though I thought we were talking about shorts?



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 32
Reply 12, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2648 times:

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 11):
Yes I do know what than means, though I thought we were talking about shorts?

Yep, I was. "Ponce" is another word for "Nancy-boy", so for US a.netters, read "Nancy-boy shorts".


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20534 posts, RR: 62
Reply 13, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2642 times:

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 12):
"Nancy-boy shorts".

I think effeminate might translate better. Luv2fly might be too butch.  Wink



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User currently offlineCOEWR777 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 428 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2605 times:

Soccer is a panzi sport

American football is a real man sport if a foot fairy ( soccer) tried to play american football he would get killed


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2568 times:

Dear God, I'm off to 'whiners for some intelligent banter.

User currently offlineVH-KCT* From Australia, joined May 2001, 479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2561 times:

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
American football is a real man sport

That's a laugh. Men put on giant shoulder pads that would make any '80s pop starlet jealous, chest padding and helmets that would exceed standards for motorcycling. They then put on skin-tight licra pants, pull their socks up to just below thier knees over the top of their skin-tight licra pants, huddle together, and stick their posteriors skywards. Finally they prance around like little sissy-boys auditioning for a part in Swan Lake, change their entire teams every few minutes so the poor darlings can have a rest, and then they're branded as real men!

Yeah nice one.



I am The Stig
User currently offlinePl4nekr4zy From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 465 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2493 times:

Quoting VH-KCT* (Reply 16):
That's a laugh. Men put on giant shoulder pads that would make any '80s pop starlet jealous, chest padding and helmets that would exceed standards for motorcycling. They then put on skin-tight licra pants, pull their socks up to just below thier knees over the top of their skin-tight licra pants, huddle together, and stick their posteriors skywards. Finally they prance around like little sissy-boys auditioning for a part in Swan Lake, change their entire teams every few minutes so the poor darlings can have a rest, and then they're branded as real men!

Yeah nice one.

Spoken like a true flamer.

I bet you're a scrauny little puss that wouldn't last 30 seconds on a football field.

I agree with those who say football is a real man's sport. As for soccer? HA! Yeah, let all those skinny, long-haired Europeans run around and have their fun.

Soccer.... pfffft.



"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 32
Reply 18, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 2441 times:

You're all wrong: if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 2430 times:

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 18):
You're all wrong: if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

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No need for all that girly American padding in the proper game. The body preotection is built-in!
 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7092 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 2425 times:

Rugby Rugby Rugby Rugby!!!

Great sport Big grin


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 21, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 2400 times:

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
American football is a real man sport



Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 18):
You're all wrong: if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

Braybuddy just scored a touchdown there...

I don't care if American football or baseball are scientifically proven to be the most "straight" sports in the world, I'd still watch Football over that any way.

Oh, and why are we even discussing this, when we all know that Volleyball, synchronized swimming, diving, gymnastics, and figure skating are by far the most gay sporting events?  scratchchin 

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineTurkishWings From United States of America, joined May 2006, 1441 posts, RR: 8
Reply 22, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 2392 times:

Football is quite gay I think... I get double, triple orgasms every time I watch it... The men are gorgeous, they take off their shirts and their bodies are gorgeous, they keep kissing and hugging each other and when they are pissed off and they shout at each other.......Phewww  Wink

However, no sport is as gay as wrestling IMO..



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User currently offlineVH-KCT* From Australia, joined May 2001, 479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 2384 times:

Quoting Pl4nekr4zy (Reply 17):

You're watching the sport with all the prancing around and I'm the homosexual?  sarcastic 

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 18):
if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

Or Aussie Rules Football. Padding is for wimps.



I am The Stig
User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 32
Reply 24, posted (8 years 2 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 2353 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 21):
Volleyball, synchronized swimming, diving, gymnastics, and figure skating are by far the most gay sporting events?

Sports? I thought they were just hobbies . . .


25 Post contains images KaiGywer :
26 Braybuddy : You didn't come on a.net expecting to find anything INTELLIGENT, KaiGywer, now did you?
27 Post contains images QFA380 : Real men and AFL don't go together. They kick the ball away to their little friends before someone hurts them and when they catch the ball they get r
28 Darrenthe747 : or how about hurling? i love how we americans think we have such tough sports like american football and hockey yet everybody is always so padded up t
29 L410Turbolet : Pavel Nedved wearing hair-curlers...
30 Post contains images Solnabo : Micke//SWE
31 Post contains images TWFirst : Mmmmmm........ baseball players.... YUM! Spoken like a true dumbass American... it's PANSY... as in the flower. So, to translate COEWR777's Ameriblab
32 B777-700 : Go do a Yahoo search for 'soccer NFL kicker' and get back to us, dumbass. Stop embarrassing the USA.
33 Dougloid : You are among the truly sick, dude....heh heh heh. That was a three star performance. stuff your tripe back down the craphole it came from and get ba
34 Afay1 : So is it a double-stuff if not only is football gay, but the player actually is too?
35 Post contains images VHVXB : And its boring to watch too both NFL and league soccer. The soccer world cup is a different story
36 BartiniMan : ouch, thats a "touch-down" funniest thing I read all week.
37 Jalto27R : You seem aroused. Mike
38 VH-KCT* : You and Pl4nekr4zy seem like unintellignet machoistic fools who presume that anybody who is capable of constructing their communication with the use
39 AAden : lol nothing gayer than Olympic wrestling
40 MastaHanky : Not to mention some of the positions they play ... "Tight-End", "Wide Receiver", etc. Oh, and they're always saying things like "spike it in the end
41 Post contains images Darrenthe747 : this is probably one of the best responses i have ever read on a.net. my stomach hurts now from laughing so hard.
42 Trekster : You want a gay sport, try Aussie Rules football. The shorts they wear are TIGHT as hell, and VERY short, jeez, just lookin at pics on some aussie rule
43 FlyKev : This is what Ive been saying for years lol. Please... Theres no hitting or any form of violence! I need the violence. Rugby, American Football, Hocke
44 Post contains links and images ABfemme : http://www.funny-city.com/videos/gay_referee.shtml
45 Braybuddy : Nearly chucked up my breakfast laughing at that, ABfemme! Brilliant!
46 Scbriml : Dr Watson walks in to the room to see Holmes squirting lemon juice on his cock. "Good God Holmes! What on earth are you doing?" "A lemon entry my dea
47 Post contains images FUMANCHEWD : All sports are gay in a way. Football and wresting is high up on the list. I would have to say that the least gay sport out there is midget tossing. I
48 Post contains images Planesarecool : Wow, so it must be a great sport because of that.... why not just get a gun and do it quicker Why? Violence would only put people off taking up the s
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