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Ever Changed A Diaper?  
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8770 posts, RR: 42
Posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 916 times:

Have you?  Wink

Some of the weird threads going on at the moment gave me a flashback to my internships in hospitals, and that in turn made me ask this silly question.

I have - loads of them, messy, not-so-messy and disgusting ones.


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
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User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 915 times:

Just the thought of it makes me wretch.

Hell, I even have trouble cleaning my cats' litter box.


User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 903 times:

No, that is why god put women on this earth.

User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3087 posts, RR: 20
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 895 times:

Many times....That is what happens when you are 18 years older than your siblings...

I said i would never change a diaper....I learned very fast that changing a diaper and geting it over fast is MUCH better than suffering quietly with the smell eminating from the bottom...

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 890 times:

Yes.

Friends kids, not mine.

And, when I was working as a camp counselor, on one of our disabled kids. Lactose intolerant. After he had had milk.

After that lovely experience, anything my future kids will throw at me (hopefully not literally) seems like a walk in the park.



Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
User currently offlineBeefer From United States of America, joined Jun 2003, 390 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 months 1 day ago) and read 867 times:

I have a 3 year old and a 6 month old, so yeah I've changed a few diapers.

It's really not too bad once you get used to it.


User currently offlineReins485 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 136 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 863 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 2):
No, that is why god put women on this earth.

Agreed  sarcastic 


User currently offlineAGM100 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 5407 posts, RR: 17
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 857 times:

With 3 kids I estimated that I changed about 3-4 diapers per night for approx 1 year each. Thats a few alright, but I am glad that I will never have to do that again.


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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 856 times:

Thousands of them over the past 28 years.

Mark


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 22 hours ago) and read 852 times:

2 kids, and average income... yeah, I think so.

User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 months 22 hours ago) and read 849 times:

Oh yes . . . . .






User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 months 22 hours ago) and read 845 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
Oh yes . . . . .

Hell, you're gettin' close to having them changed for you.  old 


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 months 22 hours ago) and read 842 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 11):
Hell, you're gettin' close to having them changed for you.

Not quite yet, hero.  irked 

 wink 



User currently offlineAircraft From France, joined Jan 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 months 22 hours ago) and read 839 times:

I change my own diaper quite often. Perhaps once a week or so.

User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 16 hours ago) and read 817 times:

Many times. And with the second kid - my son - learned quickly to stand out of the line of fire when taking off the diaper.....

User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2482 posts, RR: 24
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 months 16 hours ago) and read 812 times:

Quoting Aircraft (Reply 13):

Wow I'm way too lazy for that. I change my diaper approximately once a year around christmas time. I have to spoil myself a little during christmas you know


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 months 16 hours ago) and read 812 times:

Yep, sure have.

I have been pissed on and shit on while doing it as well. Lovely  Wink

I admit i have gaged a few times but one must do ones duty. Comes with the job.



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 months 15 hours ago) and read 804 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 14):
Many times. And with the second kid - my son - learned quickly to stand out of the line of fire when taking off the diaper.....

 rotfl 

I gave the nickname Miss Turd to my daughter when she was about 6 months old. I know, not a very pretty nick name . . .

There is a tale however . . .

As I have just changed her wet diaper, and I've properly powdered her bum and I'm slipping a fresh diaper under her she shat . . . and this was a Boone and Crocket load I'm tellin' you . . . baby shit green . . . right up my right arm . . . all over the bassinette . . . sheets . . . blanket . . . and she was giggling the whole time . . .

The name kinda stuck for a little while.

One day, she was about 4, maybe a bit older, and I called for her . . ."C'mere Miss Turd". She quite matter of factly walked up in front of me, put her little hands on her little hips, gave me the appropriate degree of 'stink eye' and proclaimed, "I'm not a turd, I'm a girl".

Miranda =  irked 

Dad =  Wow!

That was the end of that nickname.  laughing 


User currently offline777 From Italy, joined Sep 2005, 515 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 months 15 hours ago) and read 794 times:

I do this job on a daily basis (I have a son that is 15 months old)... I would say that I'm quite experienced now!!!

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 14):
learned quickly to stand out of the line of fire when taking off the diaper.....

Yes, me too....That's a pure matter of survival...!!!

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 16):
I have been pissed on and shit on while doing it as well. Lovely

I've been pissed on a couple of times when my son was around 4-6 months old... anyway it was funny

This is a picture of the guilty!!!



User currently offlineFlyingbabydoc From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 15 hours ago) and read 786 times:

Quoting Aloges (Thread starter):
I have - loads of them, messy, not-so-messy and disgusting ones.

Add to that all the colostomy bags, nasogastric tubes and other drainages that you will still have to change when you progress further in medicine... then it starts to be disgusting.

Thank God I only have to deal with children's diapers... When you see what the nurses have go through to change adult's diapers you grow a whole new respect for them...right ABfemme?

Alex


User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6848 posts, RR: 11
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 months 12 hours ago) and read 770 times:

Yep, plenty. Still do for our daughter when my wife's had her fill for the day. We're trying to get our daughter to indicate when she needs to go rather than have the aroma follow her around... she can say "I poo" after the fact, sometimes...


wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 months 12 hours ago) and read 763 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 14):
my son - learned quickly to stand out of the line of fire when taking off the diaper.....

Changed my two daughter's many times.....never had the issue you had  wink  ...

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8770 posts, RR: 42
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 months 12 hours ago) and read 754 times:

Quoting 777 (Reply 18):
This is a picture of the guilty!!!

Thanks for that picture.

Quoting Flyingbabydoc (Reply 19):
When you see what the nurses have go through to change adult's diapers you grow a whole new respect for them...

In a way, yes... unless you've done an internship here.

[Edited 2006-06-30 18:26:08]


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 months 12 hours ago) and read 748 times:

Quoting Flyingbabydoc (Reply 19):
Add to that all the colostomy bags

I have trouble changing those. It usually takes a couple of hours to psych myself up. When I finally do it, half of the time I either get gaggy and have to step out for a minute. I never thought anything could smell so bad!

Mark


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8770 posts, RR: 42
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 12 hours ago) and read 747 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 23):
When I finally do it, half of the time I either get gaggy and have to step out for a minute.

Stool samples are great, too...  yuck 



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
25 Post contains images AsstChiefMark : Especially when it looks like this:
26 Post contains images Aloges : Well if it smelled just a little more like that and less like what it is it wouldn't be that bad... Anyway, what I found most interesting was the sto
27 AsstChiefMark : How about when someone has a lower GI bleed? That's a smell you never forget. Mark
28 Halls120 : Had a similar experience with my daughter. We were at a post-lamaze class gathering with all the new arrivals. As we got up to leave, my sweet daught
29 TedTAce : The only reason she's alive today huh?
30 Post contains images Halls120 : partially....being in a room of new moms, losing my temper wasn't exactly an option. besides, it's given me lots of material over the years when my d
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