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Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....  
User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1775 times:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,201689,00.html

Quote:
Bin Laden's voice — always quiet in his messages — sounded fatigued in the audio. He demanded President Bush release al-Zarqawi's body to his family and that Jordan allow him to be buried in his homeland, something Amman has said will never happen.

Al Qaeda's central leadership is believed to have differed with al-Zarqawi, criticizing his strategy of targeting Shiite civilians with suicide bombings in an attempt to spark a civil war in Iraq.

Bin Laden defended al-Zarqawi in the audiotape, saying he had "clear instructions" to focus on U.S.-led forces in Iraq but also was free to mount attacks on anyone who sided with the U.S.-led coalition "regardless of their sect or tribe."

However, bin Laden did not mention Shiites Muslims in particular, underlining the divisions with al-Zarqawi, who frequently railed against Shiites.

The Al Qaeda leader — perhaps inadvertently — also showed a lack of a direct hand in the fight in Iraq, said Diaa Rashwan, an Egyptian expert on militant groups.

In particular, bin Laden made no mention of al-Zarqawi's successor, or even the name of al-Zarqawi's organization, Al Qaeda in Iraq, Rashwan noted.

Instead, bin Laden said, "The banner has not fallen, it has only been passed from one lion to another."

Well, maybe we should release the body............
























......and bomb everyone who shows up at his funeral.  rotfl 




-NWA742

27 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently onlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21084 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

I absolutely think we should give up Zarqawi's body......





















In exchange for Osama's.....  biggrin 

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

I think it is a great idea. Tell Osama he can pick it up any time he wants. As long as he appears in person.

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1762 times:

I thought the body was marinating in pig guts and wouldn't be ready for barbecuing for another couple of weeks.

Mark


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1736 times:

I say give him to a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount him for display in the GW Bush library.


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5520 posts, RR: 19
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1736 times:

Quoting L-188 (Reply 4):
I say give him to a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount him for display in the GW Bush library.

I'm guessing that he would want OBL on the display as well


User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1725 times:

As long as Osama signs for it and we have a GPS tracker on the body I'm all for it.


Where are all of my respected members going?
User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 1673 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 5):
I'm guessing that he would want OBL on the display as well

Not enough left of OBL to put on display. Got this feeling that all those tapes supposedly from OBL are really computer generated stuff originating in Al Jazeera offices.



I wish I were flying
User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5520 posts, RR: 19
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 1664 times:

Quoting Jwenting (Reply 7):
Not enough left of OBL to put on display. Got this feeling that all those tapes supposedly from OBL are really computer generated stuff originating in Al Jazeera offices.

You really think?


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31568 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1647 times:

OBL is still Living.Are you sure.
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineWrighbrothers From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2005, 1875 posts, RR: 9
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1636 times:

Tell him, that we'll drop the body off from a B-52, as long as he gives us directions to his place Wink
Anyway, I though Osama was dead ?, their are conflicting reports though.

Wrighbrothers



Always stand up for what is right, even if it means standing alone..
User currently offlineAAden From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 834 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1594 times:

Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):

 checkmark 

Quoting Mir (Reply 1):

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Quoting L-188 (Reply 4):
I say give him to a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount him for display in the GW Bush library.


 checkmark 


User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1585 times:

Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):
Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

That would give me much more satisfaction than killing him right away.  Big grin



Crye me a river
User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5520 posts, RR: 19
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1580 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):
I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

That would give me much more satisfaction than killing him right away

HAHAHA
 rotfl 


User currently offlineKC135TopBoom From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 12060 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1577 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):
Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):
Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

That would give me much more satisfaction than killing him right away.

Nawwww, just kill him, at the hands of the families who lost someone on 9/11.

Then bury bin Laden and Al Zarqawi side by side, on a pig farm in Iowa.


User currently offlineB777-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1577 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 8):
Quoting Jwenting (Reply 7):
Not enough left of OBL to put on display. Got this feeling that all those tapes supposedly from OBL are really computer generated stuff originating in Al Jazeera offices.

You really think?

No...he obviously doesn't think...


User currently offlineLegoguy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 3311 posts, RR: 40
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1573 times:

Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):
He demanded President Bush release al-Zarqawi's body to his family and that Jordan allow him to be buried in his homeland

Hahahahahahahahaha is this a joke or something!?!?!? Does he serious expect that they would return him!?!?! Was he drunk when the message was recorded, hence he sounded fatigued! Big grin



Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?
User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 53
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1569 times:

Quoting KC135TopBoom (Reply 14):
Nawwww, just kill him, at the hands of the families who lost someone on 9/11.

That's why I'm not worried about someone killing him...I know you'll be right behind me loading up. Instead, I'll take the time to defecate on him in order for the bullet to pass so much easier. Big grin

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 16):
Does he serious expect that they would return him!?!?!

The thing is, he's probably setting up a new 'reason' to lash back out.



Crye me a river
User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1569 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):
I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

Don't forget to grind it in good with your shoe.



Where are all of my respected members going?
User currently offlinePPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 8873 posts, RR: 40
Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1565 times:

They should threat them to mutilate Zarqawi if another body shows up mutilated/beheaded by Al-Qaeda or an affiliate.

If they stop, the family gets the body back.



"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
User currently offlineAer Lingus From Ireland, joined Mar 2001, 524 posts, RR: 5
Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1521 times:

Where's Al Zarqawi's body and where is it kept anyway?
Is it left to rot there or is it frozen to preserve it or something?

 confused 



Winglets or Raked Wingtips?
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting Aer Lingus (Reply 20):
Where's Al Zarqawi's body and where is it kept anyway?

In a McDonald's meat freezer in Upstate NY  Wink



Go big or go home
User currently offlineAer Lingus From Ireland, joined Mar 2001, 524 posts, RR: 5
Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1511 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 21):
In a McDonald's meat freezer in Upstate NY

That reminds me of a Hongkong movie that I watched a couple of times before called The Untold Story 2.

 eyepopping 



Winglets or Raked Wingtips?
User currently offlineNitrohelper From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 469 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

I would trade the body for a video of Old SOB Laden holding a current issue of a newspaper (goat breeders daily ?) to prove he isn't pushing rocks in Tora Bora.
It would be nice to see his butt buddy from Egypt too!
Video cameras run on batteries, and can be carried by asses. (two & four legged)


User currently onlineLonghornmaniac From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 3243 posts, RR: 45
Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1498 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 2):
I think it is a great idea. Tell Osama he can pick it up any time he wants. As long as he appears in person.

 checkmark 

Precisely what I thoght when I first saw the thread title. If he wants it, tell him to come pick it up himself.

If he's really a good enough friend to say something like that, he'd be more than willing to give up his for al-Zarqawi's.

Wow, I think I just stumbled across a way to destroy all the insurgents.  biggrin 

Cheers,
Cameron


25 Liedetectors : Thats not a bad idea. I think we should dump the body off with a garbage truck full of garbage infront of the family's house and let them dig the bod
26 HAWK21M : Would the US seriously consider the GPS idea. Interesting. regds MEL
27 Falcon84 : Send a message back to Osama: You want him, come and get him.
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