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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2882 times:

Siesta at my work as you may notice...

So, it appears that cleaning personnel working on offshore installations in Norway get paid just a little more than those on dry land.

The average cleaner working offshore earned about £50 000 last year. (And we are talking about washing floors, dusting shelves, and putting new toilet paper in place.)

Worth considering for the unemployed, eh?  Smile

Thom@s


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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User currently offlineSukhoi From Sweden, joined May 2006, 373 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2802 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
Worth considering for the unemployed, eh?

I´m not unemployed but I would defentily sign up for that kind of job if it was possible! Do you have a link that they are searching for cleaners or is just something you heard on the radio? I think this kind of work is diffucuilt to get,but a lot of Swedes work on the oil rigs in Norway cleaners chefs etc. Sign me up!

Regards Sukhoi


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2797 times:

Sounds about as glamorous as collecting rain at ROC....ahem


Go big or go home
User currently offlineSukhoi From Sweden, joined May 2006, 373 posts, RR: 8
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2784 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):
Sounds about as glamorous as collecting rain at ROC....ahem

Working at any job in Norway, you earn a lot more than in Sweden. Swedes are after the Pakistanis the largest immigrants to Norway!

Sukhoi


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2692 times:

Quoting Sukhoi (Reply 1):
a lot of Swedes work on the oil rigs in Norway cleaners chefs etc.

Swedish chefs? No surprise...


Quoting Sukhoi (Reply 3):
Swedes are after the Pakistanis the largest immigrants to Norway!

Coming over here with your cheap furniture, and long lasting cars... bah!  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13744 posts, RR: 19
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2692 times:

A good idea would be a Carola concert on a Norwegian oil rig




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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2645 times:

Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 5):
A good idea would be a Carola concert on a Norwegian oil rig

We can build a tiny offshore installation just for her, transport her out to sea, and leave her there.

Now THAT sounds like a good idea.

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSukhoi From Sweden, joined May 2006, 373 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 2633 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 6):

And she don´t have to bring her wind machine with her, plenty of winds at the Nordic Sea!


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 2632 times:

Quoting Sukhoi (Reply 7):
plenty of winds at the Nordic Sea!

If we're really lucky it may blow her out into the atlantic and beyond...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13744 posts, RR: 19
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2604 times:

I still don't understand what you have against her. Beautiful woman, great singer, fantastic songs.

Maybe you'd prefer Magnus Carlsson?



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12118 posts, RR: 49
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2585 times:
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Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 9):
I still don't understand what you have against her. Beautiful woman, great singer, fantastic songs.

Question is, would she make a good wife?



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3771 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2578 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):

Holy cow, what is the Swedish Chef doing in a "Save the Children"-ad?

Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 9):
I still don't understand what you have against her. Beautiful woman, great singer, fantastic songs.

She's talented, I'll give her that. But she's a religious nut who says that I can be "cured"...  banghead 

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineMuddydwagon From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 657 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2570 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
If we're really lucky it may blow her out into the atlantic and beyond...

I could not agree with you more !!!



But I would not mind being out on a Norwegian oil rig with Lena Philipsson




User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 2557 times:

yeah I heard about these jobs.
How about that:
I met a sweedish minesweeper who works in lebanon.
He earns over 10 000 $ / month. I think he said like 20 000 but I dont remember very well (too much beer?). It's over 10 000 for sure.
And it's not like living on an oil rig... he spends his free time in beirut...
Only problem... his job is a bit... uh... dangerous.



rolf
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2525 times:

Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 9):
I still don't understand what you have against her. Beautiful woman, great singer, fantastic songs.

Doona pretty much said it. She's "too religious" and her view on homosexuals seems stupid... (Doesn't offend me personally as I don't swing that way, but it is a foolish thing for her to say.) Plus I think her music in general sucks.

Quoting Doona (Reply 11):
Holy cow, what is the Swedish Chef doing in a "Save the Children"-ad?

Well spotted. Dunno the background to that story, but maybe he's feeding the children?

Quoting Muddydwagon (Reply 12):
But I would not mind being out on a Norwegian oil rig with Lena Philipsson

Not knowing who she is, and simply based on the picture of her... neither would I.  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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