EMBQA From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 9432 posts, RR: 11 Posted (9 years 10 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1526 times:
So, Indy Racing League driver Danica Patrick is looking to get a ride in NASCAR. What...??? She can drive and last year I was pulling for her in the final laps of the Indy 500 but lets get a few years.....and wins under her belt.
WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 10 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1523 times:
I imagine this would give a whole new meaning to the 'Busch' series for some folks. Shit, if ANCFlyer would go downtown after the Indy 500, I could just imagine what he would do to her after Daytona. You could probably toss her in the East River, slather up the cooch with mayonnaise, toss in a beehive and an industrial-size canister of Ebola, suit her up, let her race and he would STILL be more than happy to clean up the whole mess.
Yes! The damn girl can't even win a race in the IRL but yet the sportscasters speak of her as the second coming of AJ Foyt, Rick Mears, and the Unser family all in one little flat chested package.
Second Indy500 in a row where she misjudges her gas tank, pits at the wrong time, and screws up without the win. I'm all for chicks in sports but for crying out loud why must we hear about how wonderful she is when in fact she hasn't done a amn thing yet other than drive fast.
She would still be more manly than Jeff Gordon.
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