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Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!  
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4028 times:

Came across this a while ago.

WTF? That thing is hugely huge and nasty looking. Perhaps that is a result of her required premarital probing. Whatever the case may be, she can certainly afford a nicer belly button than that monstrocity.


BAB yuck 


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3983 times:

hmm, if she dropped her keks I certainly wouldn't be worried about her belly button Big grin !! And opened her blouse up a tad!!

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3981 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
hmm, if she dropped her keks I certainly wouldn't be worried about her belly button Big grin !! And opened her blouse up a tad!!

Errr.... old perv  Wink


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3971 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
hmm, if she dropped her keks I certainly wouldn't be worried about her belly button !! And opened her blouse up a tad!!

"...and cleaned my false teeth."

Thom@s  Wink



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3951 times:

Quoting Christa (Reply 2):
Errr.... old perv

Your point being?

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3941 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 4):
Your point being?

Don't talk back now old man  box  Wink

Regards,
Chris


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 3941 times:

To be honest though, I was expecting something much worse from the thread title...  scared 

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3931 times:

Quoting Christa (Reply 5):
Don't talk back now old man

Yoof of today, no respect like wot when I was a kid !  talktothehand 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3922 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
Yoof of today, no respect like wot when I was a kid !

Indeed. So in all seriousness, tell us young fellas what it was like when you were younger. Like... was it scary when they invented the railway?

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineChristeljs From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 533 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3913 times:

I am still looking at the photo, not finding a single thing wrong with that belly button! It's perfectly normal looking.  scratchchin 


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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3913 times:

Quoting Christeljs (Reply 9):
I am still looking at the photo, not finding a single thing wrong with that belly button! It's perfectly normal looking.

Maybe slightly bigger than average, but nothing "wrong" with it really.

Wouldn't kick her out of bed...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3907 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
Like... was it scary when they invented the railway?

Oh yes, the railway. I remember that. Nasty, smelly steam engines! Big grin

Keep pushing it Thomas, I'll get to Norway one day!!  box 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3907 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Keep pushing it Thomas, I'll get to Norway one day!!

I'll show you our wonderful facilities for elderly, and some nice ponds where you can feed the ducks...  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAviation From Australia, joined Dec 2004, 1143 posts, RR: 21
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3898 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
That thing is hugely huge and nasty looking

Yeh not too great,
But really, she doesnt really look any good at all in that pic...


Cheers,
Aaron



Signed, Aaron Nicoli - Trans World Airlines Collector
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3893 times:

Quoting Aviation (Reply 13):
But really, she doesnt really look any good at all in that pic...

Are we looking at the same picture...?  drool   Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineBHMNONREV From Australia, joined Aug 2003, 1383 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3883 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
I'll show you our wonderful facilities for elderly, and some nice ponds where you can feed the ducks...

No respect for us old coots, the nerve...  old 

And back OT, I find myself focused upon other "attributes" besides her navel...


User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 3855 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
Yoof of today, no respect like wot when I was a kid !

Were there that many dinosaurs around?


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 3840 times:

Quoting Christa (Reply 16):
Were there that many dinosaurs around?

There still are dinosaurs - they're just disguised as Yoof!!  tongue 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 3814 times:

Quoting Christeljs (Reply 9):
I am still looking at the photo, not finding a single thing wrong with that belly button! It's perfectly normal looking.

That belly button is the model Geiger used to create the creature popping out in Alien.



User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 3805 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 17):
There still are dinosaurs - they're just disguised as Yoof!!

Rharrrrr!?


User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3740 times:

the bellybutton is normal... it's not even BIGGER than normal, it's just an "outie"  scratchchin  I can't see anything wrong with it either- there're probably worse things wrong with your bodies  devil 

Kidding...  Wink


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3730 times:

Who cares if it's a good or bad belly button? She's been with that nutcase Tom Cruise, so she's soiled goods I'm afraid.

User currently offlineFrontiercpt From Australia, joined Jun 2004, 973 posts, RR: 8
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 3684 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
I'll get to Norway one day!!

Ya, you and what army?


User currently offlineBradWray From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 650 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 3676 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
That thing is hugely huge and nasty looking

Big version: Width: 260 Height: 288 File size: 31kb



Hamilton: English for 'Alonso's bitch' :D
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 3610 times:

Quoting Jap (Reply 20):
the bellybutton is normal... it's not even BIGGER than normal, it's just an "outie"  scratchchin  I can't see anything wrong with it either- there're probably worse things wrong with your bodies  devil 

Said belly button's diameter looks to be about 1/10 the width of her waist. It's disproportionate. If tits and ass need be proportional to be appropriate and attractive, then the navel should fit the bill as well.

It does look like an outie, but one that never came out. It appears that it's being held in some sort of belly button purgatory, not allowed to protrude, not allowed to descend.

Nonetheless, imagine the lint that comes outta that thing!


BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
25 Halls120 : Man, you are one picky person. Who gives a flying fu*k about a slightly enlarged belly button when it is attached to the package in the photo?
26 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Jap, your right....there is nothing wrong with that belly button!!! It is only slightly an "outie"... Hell, check this one out.....ewwwwww...disgusti
27 Handcuffs : I thew up in my own mouth when I saw that disgusting thing, that looks like it doubles into his arsehole. BBBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
28 Post contains images Thom@s : Must resist... temptation.. of pointing out.... who that statement... came from... Argh! She's famous? Thom@s
29 Nkops : Isn't that the scene from Spaceballs..... "Oh no, not again"
30 IFEMaster : Yes. That there carrier of the belly button is none other than Katie Holmes.
31 Post contains images Thom@s : Ah... I've heared the name. You could show me pictures of the 10 most famous celebrities, and I probably couldn't name any of them. Thom@s
32 Post contains images Vaporlock : Handcuffs..... dam your funny!!!! It has to be one of the worst I've ever seen...LOL Phyllis
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