KFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3262 posts, RR: 33 Reply 5, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3453 times:
Oh god, this can / will get very ugly...
"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
pilot kaz: but then again looking at a thread sam chui is pissed off with a bad motive rejection
pilot kaz: he didnt even spell motive right
pilot kaz: you have to laugh at that
Wilco737: http://www.airliners.net/addphotos/rejections/big/D-ABJB_upload.jpg <----- BADSOFT
pilot kaz: i see your motve on this you have focused on the throttles of the main and the displays for the background?
pilot kaz: *motive
MattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 11 Reply 21, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3284 times:
Quoting Jap (Reply 18): I WAS totally knackered I almost agreed to run around naked in my back yard to kill my 80 year old neighboor and take photos of it too!
But you didn't.. hence, you weren't totally
Quoting Jap (Reply 18): Wait... I remember this... maybe I wasn't knackered enough after all
Today is a new day, with new opportunities to try again!
[Edited 2006-07-17 18:50:41]
Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34 Reply 22, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3276 times:
whilst not chat, I had a thread here on the funniest civ-av quotes.
Boeing744 From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1769 posts, RR: 25 Reply 23, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 3234 times:
Well... here is a clip from the enlightening conversation going on now...
Mexicana757: Z what did I tell you about leaving your sausage laying around
Mexicana757: tsk tsk
atrude777: janni and sausages dont mix very well.
Boeing744: hello Chris #2
atrude777: she gets bad results.
xjramper: dammit...i did it again?
Mexicana757: yea
Mexicana757: or was that Alex sausage
usairways16BWI: umm...i hope those are the edible kind of sausage
Mexicana757: ??
xjramper: haha
Mexicana757: sis there a non-edible type?
UK_Dispatcher: god, i'm bored
Boeing744: oh god... look what you guys have started
usairways16BWI i dunno u tell me
firennice: ?
Mexicana757: you were asking
xjramper: its a sausage fest...twofold
Mexicana757: lol
jap: ........
xjramper: muhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
jap: HEY :O
jap :I'm no lesbian :P
xjramper: lol
firennice: excellent
usairways16BWI: what...afraid to say "penis"
atrude777: i was gonna say the non edible ones but the way janni bites
Mexicana757: xj do i need to smell your sausage?
atrude777: im scared.
xjramper: please dont
jap: I'd like to smell legoguy's sausage
atrude777: ..................
xjramper: ewww
Mexicana757: haha
jap: I bet he cooks a mean frankfurter :P
29 Piercey: RUN, LEGOGUY, RUN!!!!!! that is creapy, though...
30 Jap: I think I was just a teeny weeny bit drunk Legoguy, I'm sorry- I swear
31 Piercey: Isn't there a "Don't post while intoxicated rule" on a.net? Still creapy....
32 YYZflyer: Yeah, but I don't think there is a "don't be in the chat room while drunk" rule though.......
33 BMIFlyer: Heres one chat we had a few mins ago, over in a.net chat EWS gute nacht! WILCO737 nighty night! WILCO737 Gute Nacht Lew Garri767 night phil EWS :-P
34 EWS: Yep.. were a item now, internet only though! Lew
35 GLAGAZ: Woo i'm included.... lmao @: hoons90 breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ UsAirways16bwi oh no UsAirways16bwi any fatalities? hoons9
36 GLAGAZ: WTF why can't I post the usernames :@ Gaz
40 Gkirk: hoons90> GKirk is a nice guy Fiatstilojtd> Hoons are you insane...
41 Jap: hahaha, and the chat is getting funnier and funnier: BaylorAirBear: qhere the hell is amsterdam BaylorAirBear: denmark? Jap: Netherlands BaylorAirBear
42 Petertenthije: wrighbrothers "can I use use you micr wave to make some popcorn Phill ? WILCO737 I dont have a MW wrighbrothers , Frying pan ? Windowseat is everyone
43 Wrighbrothers: Oh yeah, that was from aggggggggges ago !, when Gary2880 was pretending to be a BA senior Manager, but he got beaten by the guy who knows all the fac
45 Piercey: xjramper> eating Mexicana757> what are you eating and may I have some? xjramper> pussyfish xjramper> and no...all mine xjramper> :P skidmarks> Cough!S
46 Jap: joekuboj> hi phil WILCO737> hi hoe joekuboj> :| WILCO737> *joe
47 Xjramper: Haha....that was great. It sounded great at the time, and, well, it was good. XJR
48 LooneyToon: oh man, this aeroyu guy cracks me up!! hoons90> breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ UsAirways16bwi> oh no UsAirways16bwi> any fatal
49 LOT767-300ER: Jorgos Tsambikakis! Holy shit mate! Long time no talk!
50 KaiGywer: SA006> guys...1Time DC-9 double engine failure on approach to Bloemfontein , emergency landing okees> SA006> no 1 hurt okees> :| SA006> just thought I
51 JoeKuboj: it was on purpose see reply #48[Edited 2006-07-28 15:41:58]
57 Thom@s: That's just down right scary... A medical sensation if ever I saw one... Thom@s
58 KaiGywer: kazzie> to be honest im hardly on anet much.... WILCO737> huh?! :D
59 Jap: kazzie> i dont have much agression at all WILCO737> huh?!
60 YooYoo: yooyoo> how do you land a 737? WILCO737> huh?! j/k
61 Jap: kazzie> count to 10 phil jap> "huh?!" :P WILCO737> why 10?! I can only count to 3! jap> ... that's it, I'm NOT flying LH ever again. jap> their pilots
62 Jap: AeroYu> Should it called Hail ??? WILCO737> huh?! jap> okay, Phil, the "huh?!" is getting funny :P WILCO737> huh?! why?
63 KaiGywer: WILCO737> WHAT IS THIS NOISE OUT THERE!!! SHUT UP!! DAMN texan> sorry
64 Garri767: Garri767> Count to five phil wilco737> 1 wilco737> 2 wilco737> 3 wilco737> ermmmmmmmmm 4? Garri767> :O petertenthije> getting close wilco737> and now
65 WILCO737: ok, guys, I only say: HUH?! And I wont count to 10 or 3... (because I cannot) WILCO737
67 Piercey: oldman55> graduate what kindergarden lolol COEWRNJ> yes
68 Thom@s: You mean... I must turning (more) into a geek, that's starting to become a bit funny... Thom@s
69 Jap: Jap> asperger syndrome? :P KFLLCFII> naw, I was thinking more like I'm-being-stalked-by-a-married-man-who-wants-me-to-show-him-my-t*ts syndrome Sulman
70 KFLLCFII: jap> my t*ts care? jap> *pokes them* no. THey don't KFLLCFII> good. then it's settled. KFLLCFII> no one gives a sh*t.[Edited 2006-07-29 15:37:05]
71 Jap: Why did I know this was gonna end up in this thread?
72 Xjramper: myt332: ok myt332: i'll get rid of somebody, for a lugh myt332: laugh? EWS: WindowSeat: Alex WindowSeat: biatch! WindowSeat: how are you? wrighbrother
76 Thom@s: Could go on for a while this... (I wonder if the birds receive royalties...) Thom@s
77 KFLLCFII: Oh lord...Please make it stop, for the love of god!!
78 KFLLCFII: skidmarks> Can we get away from Stretching and Horse please, my mind is getting to filth mode jap> *defilthes andy* skidmarks> Ooooooh, do it again! j
79 Cadet57: Oh my.... Jap i thought you were such a good girl
81 TPASXM787: lol how in the hell did i end up on this list
82 Jap: Garri767> IM dying over here! LOT767-300ER> ok Daleaholic> Bye Shannon
83 Fbgdavidson: wrighbrothers: MAN-JFK-MAN on BA is done by one aircraft daleaholic: BA go to JFK? Gotta love being misquoted slightly out of context! PJFlysFast: The
84 Kazzie: > alex i lay at the bottom of her... ho hum :-| > alex > alex ander alex > alex alex alex alex alex > alex > alex alexander g howartron i feel loved a
85 Continental: hoons90: breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ UsAirways16bwi: oh no UsAirways16bwi: any fatalities? hoons90: no UsAirways16bwi: ok a
89 Boeing744: LOT767-300ER> i just took one of those "do not need to wipe afterwards" shits LOT767-300ER> it was amazing Boeing744> thats really nice to know... YYZ
90 Piercey: UsAirways16bwi> *aims gun at oldman* UsAirways16bwi> *shoots oldman* oldman55> *ducks oldman55> pretty fast for old guy oldman55> misses and hits pier
91 KFLLCFII: Cadet57> exclusive my left nut Cadet57> oh sh*t Cadet57> whoops Cadet57> wrong im
93 Atrude777: KFLLCFII- Alright, I'm gonna hit the sack at midnight Cadet57- yea, im gonna be out like a boner in sweatpants soon too Goldenshield- What did the sac
94 KFLLCFII: Mexicana757> put your pants back on Okees okees> wait okees> howd you know i have them off? captaingomes> no waiting, just do it okees> i refuse! okee
95 Atrude777: atrude777: CADET COME HERE AND CHANGE THE TOPIC! atrude777: Jkw777:lmfao Jkw777:you total goon atrude777: to quote janni "CAPS!" Cadet57: whats wrong
97 Atrude777: trekster: alex, stop talkin bout ur ass Jetmatt777: lol atrude777: why trekster u know u want it Jetmatt777: lol trekster: thats not the point trekste
98 Atrude777: Jkw777: 13.. okay.. cool bra' Jetmatt777: ? Jetmatt777: I don't where a bra Jkw777: oh ffs Alex
99 KFLLCFII: BradWray> he got in a red car with a stranger thinking it was u Speedbirdie> no Brad, im a little too squishy for him! Speedbirdie> my housemate sed t
100 Atrude777: CastleIsland: Cadet is going to worship his god of porcelein, methinks Cadet57: ok, im retarded. i fell over taking a sock off atrude777: BWAHAHAHAHAH
101 KFLLCFII: atrude777> she is working tomorrow so im gonna go over to work and find her and study in the back atrude777> ya that was bad atrude777> "study in the
102 KFLLCFII: Daleaholic> my aunt said it gets real cold in winter
103 KFLLCFII: atrude777> i swallowed it by accident when i was drinking it and it just went into my mouth
105 KFLLCFII: Was that the face you made when you swallowed it by accident? [Edited 2006-08-28 02:01:03]
106 Atrude777: No..more like. -holy shit it went in my mouth. and then as the cold stuff hit my mouth and realized what it was...and then .. for realizing i couldn'
107 Xjramper: KFLLCFII> brb, gonna go take an Alex... Cadet57> hahahahah atrude777> HEY > if you arent back in 5 minutes > ill wait longer Cadet57> we'll know you d
108 Atrude777: piercey: twinkies boy has twinkies!!! piercey: :P okees: twinkies? KFLLCFII: alex has twinkles piercey: ohh, gimme :P atrude777: piercy atrude777: u d
109 Piercey: now why did you have to go and post that?
111 BaylorAirBear: gkirk> BaylorAirBear, you are a boiled lobster BaylorAirBear> gkirk, my friend, you are a painted popsickle stick gkirk> you canadian ramrod BaylorAir
112 KFLLCFII: Lurch> next doors students are at it again. They are like Rabbits BaylorAirBear> Lurch is jealous ;p Lurch> I just wish she wouldnt make so much Noise
113 Cadet57: atrude777- did jesus ever masturbate? atrude777- ................... cadet57-lmao atrude777- id like to retract that statement cadet57-yea, this is go
114 Daleaholic: KFLLCFII> damn...I'm gonna miss The Price Is Right :-/ KFLLCFII> bloody hurricane
115 Piercey: okees> i went to play some soccer at the park today.. which is under the flightpath of YUL... im playing all is going well.. then the BA777 passes ove
116 Cadet57: atrude777> hows my europeans doing?!?!? :-P Speedbirdie>ok *starts drawing love hearts* WILCO737> hi alex atrude777> hey phil ThePRGuy> alright Alex B
117 Piercey: okees> *hands over piercey his cheeseburger* okees> that will be 7.95 dollars piercey> yay! my cheeseburger :P piercey> uhh... Monopoly money count? o
118 Piercey: Later that night... piercey> coke sucks okees> GO PEPSI! piercey> pepsi! okees> oldman55> hey I DID like you Pieercey!!! oldman55> pepsi is sh!t pierc
119 Daleaholic: Jkw777> just fly and drink thats the one WILCO737> I can fly better when I am drunk Jkw777> confession? gocaps16> OOO express1> get the plane in the a
120 Myt332: < B747-437B > nice < B747-437B > very unique < B747-437B > and yes < B747-437B > a cobra < B747-437B > a snake < B747-437B > *hiss* < B747-437B > argh
121 Atrude777: KFLLCFII> ahh I love a good sneeze atrude777> i do to atrude777> i just love to sneeze atrude777> i set myself up atrude777> stand..... atrude777> aim
122 Atrude777: lfutia: what is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more... lfutia: shit i think my cat at some poptart lfutia: chocolate poptart nicksair: i per
123 Jap: ... I thought Wilco worked for LH, not BA? I am so not flying LH. Ever. Never...
125 Atrude777: Goldenshield: Yay! The Die Hard 2 like episode is on. atrude777: so when u die hard atrude777: do u have an erection when u die? British767: what chan
127 Lfutia: Cadet57: brd, im gonna go get some chips ahoy >alex wants his wang Cadet57: oh ffs atrude777: HAHA justin i just got some oreo cookies :-P atrude777:
128 Cadet57: Cough, yea, sorry. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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I almost agreed to run around naked in my back yard to kill my 80 year old neighboor and take photos of it too! 
Today is a new day, with new opportunities to try again! 
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