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User currently offlineJoeKuboj From Serbia, joined Feb 2004, 164 posts, RR: 13
Posted (8 years 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 3900 times:

Me and some other users, have collected some über funny quotes from a.net chat in the past few months...here's the link: http://anet.kobajagrande.com/




nhf  Wink


It's not a bug, it's a feature.
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User currently offlineJoge From Finland, joined Feb 2000, 1444 posts, RR: 40
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 3887 times:

Isn't that the very official A.net log?  yes 

 bigthumbsup 

-Joge



Bula!
User currently offlineJamieD From UK - England, joined Apr 2002, 613 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 3876 times:

Quoting Joge (Reply 1):
Isn't that the very official A.net log?

Of course.  Wink


User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 3965 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 3863 times:

Ahhhhh, some real gems there  Smile

you know i just realised BEG is an airport...
i thought you were telling me to beg


:D


User currently offlineJamieD From UK - England, joined Apr 2002, 613 posts, RR: 9
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3852 times:

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 3):
Ahhhhh, some real gems there  Smile

you know i just realised BEG is an airport...
i thought you were telling me to beg

Yeah, almost as bad as:


SA006> Stuggart - german town fool
SA006> town/city
AirKas1> STUTGART YOU BLOODY SOUTH AFRICAN WANKER!
AirKas1> *STUTTGART

 Wink


User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3296 posts, RR: 30
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3839 times:

Oh god, this can / will get very ugly...

 rotfl 



"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3834 times:

wow - bash.org for Anet!


No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3807 times:

Those are OLD though  Silly It's so much funnier when I'm around (and drunk)  Wink

User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3790 times:

Quoting Jap (Reply 7):
It's so much funnier when I'm around (and drunk)

Like last night.. but you left entirely too early (ie. when you were just getting knackered  Wink )



Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3785 times:

Crap, im in this , i need to read up  Wink



Garri767


User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 3965 posts, RR: 55
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3772 times:

Quoting JamieD (Reply 4):
Yeah, almost as bad as:


SA006> Stuggart - german town fool
SA006> town/city
AirKas1> STUTGART YOU BLOODY SOUTH AFRICAN WANKER!
AirKas1> *STUTTGART

I know, that part sucked bigtime Big grin


User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3769 times:

Im saved  Silly


Cheers Joe  Wink


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3763 times:

Quoting Joge (Reply 1):
-Joge

Are you still here!?  duck   Wink

Hmm, haven't even been in the chatroom for years myself...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJoge From Finland, joined Feb 2000, 1444 posts, RR: 40
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3756 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
Are you still here!?

Why of course.  Smile

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):

Hmm, haven't even been in the chatroom for years myself...

Don't worry, many haven't either. And it's so much more quiet these days. And the worst, no more aviation quizes!  cry 

-Joge



Bula!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3751 times:

Will attempt a comeback. (Nothing to do at work anyway due to poor weather and divertions...)

(Edit):Nope, couldn't connect... Oh well.

Thom@s

[Edited 2006-07-17 15:20:56]

[Edited 2006-07-17 15:21:19]


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 3965 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3751 times:

Just when you think

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 11):
Im saved

I come along and do this:

pilot kaz: but then again looking at a thread sam chui is pissed off with a bad motive rejection Big grin
pilot kaz: he didnt even spell motive right Big grin
pilot kaz: you have to laugh at that Big grin
Wilco737: http://www.airliners.net/addphotos/rejections/big/D-ABJB_upload.jpg <----- BADSOFT
pilot kaz: i see your motve on this you have focused on the throttles of the main and the displays for the background?
pilot kaz: *motive



LMFAO  rotfl 


User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 3965 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3742 times:

Quoting Joge (Reply 13):
no more aviation quizes!

Those were the days.....  Smile


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3742 times:

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 15):

Nice one...  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3727 times:

Quoting MattRB (Reply 8):
Like last night.. but you left entirely too early (ie. when you were just getting knackered Wink )

I WAS totally knackered  crazy  I almost agreed to run around naked in my back yard to kill my 80 year old neighboor and take photos of it too!  Silly

Wait... I remember this... maybe I wasn't knackered enough after all  scratchchin 


User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3716 times:

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 15):

n00b


User currently offlineGarri767 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3679 times:

just submitted a quote  Wink for "screening"




Garri767


User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 21, posted (8 years 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3670 times:

Quoting Jap (Reply 18):
I WAS totally knackered I almost agreed to run around naked in my back yard to kill my 80 year old neighboor and take photos of it too!

But you didn't.. hence, you weren't totally  Silly

Quoting Jap (Reply 18):
Wait... I remember this... maybe I wasn't knackered enough after all

   Today is a new day, with new opportunities to try again!   

[Edited 2006-07-17 18:50:41]


Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 31
Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3662 times:

whilst not chat, I had a thread here on the funniest civ-av quotes.

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/1194048



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineBoeing744 From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1829 posts, RR: 23
Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3620 times:

Well... here is a clip from the enlightening conversation going on now...



Mexicana757: Z what did I tell you about leaving your sausage laying around
Mexicana757: tsk tsk
atrude777: janni and sausages dont mix very well.
Boeing744: hello Chris #2
atrude777: she gets bad results.
xjramper: dammit...i did it again?
Mexicana757: yea
Mexicana757: or was that Alex sausage
usairways16BWI: umm...i hope those are the edible kind of sausage
Mexicana757: ??
xjramper: haha
Mexicana757: sis there a non-edible type?
UK_Dispatcher: god, i'm bored
Boeing744: oh god... look what you guys have started
usairways16BWI i dunno u tell me
firennice: ?
Mexicana757: you were asking
xjramper: its a sausage fest...twofold
Mexicana757: lol
jap: ........
xjramper: muhahahahahahahahahahahahahah


User currently offlineBoeing744 From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1829 posts, RR: 23
Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3620 times:

Quoting Boeing744 (Reply 23):

And it continues...


jap: HEY :O
jap :I'm no lesbian :P
xjramper: lol
firennice: excellent
usairways16BWI: what...afraid to say "penis"
atrude777: i was gonna say the non edible ones but the way janni bites
Mexicana757: xj do i need to smell your sausage?
atrude777: im scared.
xjramper: please dont
jap: I'd like to smell legoguy's sausage Big grin
atrude777: ..................
xjramper: ewww
Mexicana757: haha
jap: I bet he cooks a mean frankfurter :P


25 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Oh Please! Enough Lee
26 Post contains images Jetmatt777 : Oh crap Im wanna the bashed users! -Matt
27 Aeroyu : ANYBODY STILL ALIVE ???!!!
28 Post contains images Jap : WHAT THE H*LL?!
29 Piercey : RUN, LEGOGUY, RUN!!!!!! that is creapy, though...
30 Post contains images Jap : I think I was just a teeny weeny bit drunk Legoguy, I'm sorry- I swear
31 Post contains images Piercey : Isn't there a "Don't post while intoxicated rule" on a.net? Still creapy....
32 Post contains images YYZflyer : Yeah, but I don't think there is a "don't be in the chat room while drunk" rule though.......
33 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Heres one chat we had a few mins ago, over in a.net chat   EWS gute nacht! WILCO737 nighty night! WILCO737 Gute Nacht Lew Garri767 night phil EWS :-P
34 Post contains images EWS : Yep.. were a item now, internet only though! Lew
35 GLAGAZ : Woo i'm included.... lmao @: hoons90 breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ UsAirways16bwi oh no UsAirways16bwi any fatalities? hoons9
36 GLAGAZ : WTF why can't I post the usernames :@ Gaz
37 Post contains images EWS : N00b! Lew
38 Post contains images GLAGAZ : :P Gaz
39 Post contains images JoeKuboj : just remove one "
40 Post contains images Gkirk : hoons90> GKirk is a nice guy Fiatstilojtd> Hoons are you insane...
41 Post contains images Jap : hahaha, and the chat is getting funnier and funnier: BaylorAirBear: qhere the hell is amsterdam BaylorAirBear: denmark? Jap: Netherlands BaylorAirBear
42 Post contains images Petertenthije : wrighbrothers "can I use use you micr wave to make some popcorn Phill ? WILCO737 I dont have a MW wrighbrothers , Frying pan ? Windowseat is everyone
43 Post contains images Wrighbrothers : Oh yeah, that was from aggggggggges ago !, when Gary2880 was pretending to be a BA senior Manager, but he got beaten by the guy who knows all the fac
44 Petertenthije : Told you it was old.
45 Piercey : xjramper> eating Mexicana757> what are you eating and may I have some? xjramper> pussyfish xjramper> and no...all mine xjramper> :P skidmarks> Cough!S
46 Post contains images Jap : joekuboj> hi phil WILCO737> hi hoe joekuboj> :| WILCO737> *joe
47 Post contains images Xjramper : Haha....that was great. It sounded great at the time, and, well, it was good. XJR
48 LooneyToon : oh man, this aeroyu guy cracks me up!! hoons90> breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ UsAirways16bwi> oh no UsAirways16bwi> any fatal
49 LOT767-300ER : Jorgos Tsambikakis! Holy shit mate! Long time no talk!
50 Post contains images KaiGywer : SA006> guys...1Time DC-9 double engine failure on approach to Bloemfontein , emergency landing okees> SA006> no 1 hurt okees> :| SA006> just thought I
51 Post contains images JoeKuboj : it was on purpose see reply #48[Edited 2006-07-28 15:41:58]
52 Post contains images JamieD : I don't think it was coincidence.
53 Post contains images KaiGywer : Suuuure it was
54 Post contains images Jap : ah, lovely WTF moment skyman> phil what a fast 737? okees> pays well? skyman> yes okees> interesting WILCO737> huh?!
55 Post contains images KaiGywer : jap> guess what? I'm having kittens soon
56 Post contains images Jap : Dale might kill you for that
57 Post contains images Thom@s : That's just down right scary... A medical sensation if ever I saw one... Thom@s
58 KaiGywer : kazzie> to be honest im hardly on anet much.... WILCO737> huh?! :D
59 Post contains images Jap : kazzie> i dont have much agression at all WILCO737> huh?!
60 Post contains images YooYoo : yooyoo> how do you land a 737? WILCO737> huh?! j/k
61 Jap : kazzie> count to 10 phil jap> "huh?!" :P WILCO737> why 10?! I can only count to 3! jap> ... that's it, I'm NOT flying LH ever again. jap> their pilots
62 Post contains images Jap : AeroYu> Should it called Hail ??? WILCO737> huh?! jap> okay, Phil, the "huh?!" is getting funny :P WILCO737> huh?! why?
63 KaiGywer : WILCO737> WHAT IS THIS NOISE OUT THERE!!! SHUT UP!! DAMN texan> sorry
64 Garri767 : Garri767> Count to five phil wilco737> 1 wilco737> 2 wilco737> 3 wilco737> ermmmmmmmmm 4? Garri767> :O petertenthije> getting close wilco737> and now
65 Post contains images WILCO737 : ok, guys, I only say: HUH?! And I wont count to 10 or 3... (because I cannot) WILCO737
66 KFLLCFII : o rly?
67 Piercey : oldman55> graduate what kindergarden lolol COEWRNJ> yes
68 Post contains images Thom@s : You mean... I must turning (more) into a geek, that's starting to become a bit funny... Thom@s
69 Post contains images Jap : Jap> asperger syndrome? :P KFLLCFII> naw, I was thinking more like I'm-being-stalked-by-a-married-man-who-wants-me-to-show-him-my-t*ts syndrome Sulman
70 KFLLCFII : jap> my t*ts care? jap> *pokes them* no. THey don't KFLLCFII> good. then it's settled. KFLLCFII> no one gives a sh*t.[Edited 2006-07-29 15:37:05]
71 Post contains images Jap : Why did I know this was gonna end up in this thread?
72 Post contains images Xjramper : myt332: ok myt332: i'll get rid of somebody, for a lugh myt332: laugh? EWS: WindowSeat: Alex WindowSeat: biatch! WindowSeat: how are you? wrighbrother
73 Post contains images Wrighbrothers : Wrighty
74 Post contains images Thom@s : Thom@s
75 Post contains images Wrighbrothers : Ali
76 Thom@s : Could go on for a while this... (I wonder if the birds receive royalties...) Thom@s
77 KFLLCFII : Oh lord...Please make it stop, for the love of god!!
78 KFLLCFII : skidmarks> Can we get away from Stretching and Horse please, my mind is getting to filth mode jap> *defilthes andy* skidmarks> Ooooooh, do it again! j
79 Post contains images Cadet57 : Oh my.... Jap i thought you were such a good girl
80 Post contains images Jap : I don't know what's become of me
81 TPASXM787 : lol how in the hell did i end up on this list
82 Post contains images Jap : Garri767> IM dying over here! LOT767-300ER> ok Daleaholic> Bye Shannon
83 Post contains images Fbgdavidson : wrighbrothers: MAN-JFK-MAN on BA is done by one aircraft daleaholic: BA go to JFK? Gotta love being misquoted slightly out of context! PJFlysFast: The
84 Post contains images Kazzie : > alex i lay at the bottom of her... ho hum :-| > alex > alex ander alex > alex alex alex alex alex > alex > alex alexander g howartron i feel loved a
85 Continental : hoons90: breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ UsAirways16bwi: oh no UsAirways16bwi: any fatalities? hoons90: no UsAirways16bwi: ok a
86 Post contains images KaiGywer : Yeah, but why did you post it again?
87 Jap : Huh?
88 Post contains images Continental : Whatever!!
89 Boeing744 : LOT767-300ER> i just took one of those "do not need to wipe afterwards" shits LOT767-300ER> it was amazing Boeing744> thats really nice to know... YYZ
90 Post contains images Piercey : UsAirways16bwi> *aims gun at oldman* UsAirways16bwi> *shoots oldman* oldman55> *ducks oldman55> pretty fast for old guy oldman55> misses and hits pier
91 KFLLCFII : Cadet57> exclusive my left nut Cadet57> oh sh*t Cadet57> whoops Cadet57> wrong im
92 Post contains images Cadet57 : I hate you
93 Atrude777 : KFLLCFII- Alright, I'm gonna hit the sack at midnight Cadet57- yea, im gonna be out like a boner in sweatpants soon too Goldenshield- What did the sac
94 KFLLCFII : Mexicana757> put your pants back on Okees okees> wait okees> howd you know i have them off? captaingomes> no waiting, just do it okees> i refuse! okee
95 Post contains images Atrude777 : atrude777: CADET COME HERE AND CHANGE THE TOPIC! atrude777: Jkw777:lmfao Jkw777:you total goon atrude777: to quote janni "CAPS!" Cadet57: whats wrong
96 Post contains images Cadet57 : Yet you posted it anyways
97 Post contains images Atrude777 : trekster: alex, stop talkin bout ur ass Jetmatt777: lol atrude777: why trekster u know u want it Jetmatt777: lol trekster: thats not the point trekste
98 Atrude777 : Jkw777: 13.. okay.. cool bra' Jetmatt777: ? Jetmatt777: I don't where a bra Jkw777: oh ffs Alex
99 KFLLCFII : BradWray> he got in a red car with a stranger thinking it was u Speedbirdie> no Brad, im a little too squishy for him! Speedbirdie> my housemate sed t
100 Post contains images Atrude777 : CastleIsland: Cadet is going to worship his god of porcelein, methinks Cadet57: ok, im retarded. i fell over taking a sock off atrude777: BWAHAHAHAHAH
101 KFLLCFII : atrude777> she is working tomorrow so im gonna go over to work and find her and study in the back atrude777> ya that was bad atrude777> "study in the
102 KFLLCFII : Daleaholic> my aunt said it gets real cold in winter
103 KFLLCFII : atrude777> i swallowed it by accident when i was drinking it and it just went into my mouth
104 Post contains images Atrude777 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
105 Post contains images KFLLCFII : Was that the face you made when you swallowed it by accident?   [Edited 2006-08-28 02:01:03]
106 Post contains images Atrude777 : No..more like. -holy shit it went in my mouth. and then as the cold stuff hit my mouth and realized what it was...and then .. for realizing i couldn'
107 Post contains images Xjramper : KFLLCFII> brb, gonna go take an Alex... Cadet57> hahahahah atrude777> HEY > if you arent back in 5 minutes > ill wait longer Cadet57> we'll know you d
108 Post contains images Atrude777 : piercey: twinkies boy has twinkies!!! piercey: :P okees: twinkies? KFLLCFII: alex has twinkles piercey: ohh, gimme :P atrude777: piercy atrude777: u d
109 Piercey : now why did you have to go and post that?
110 Post contains images Atrude777 : muwahahahah
111 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : gkirk> BaylorAirBear, you are a boiled lobster BaylorAirBear> gkirk, my friend, you are a painted popsickle stick gkirk> you canadian ramrod BaylorAir
112 Post contains images KFLLCFII : Lurch> next doors students are at it again. They are like Rabbits BaylorAirBear> Lurch is jealous ;p Lurch> I just wish she wouldnt make so much Noise
113 Cadet57 : atrude777- did jesus ever masturbate? atrude777- ................... cadet57-lmao atrude777- id like to retract that statement cadet57-yea, this is go
114 Post contains images Daleaholic : KFLLCFII> damn...I'm gonna miss The Price Is Right :-/ KFLLCFII> bloody hurricane
115 Piercey : okees> i went to play some soccer at the park today.. which is under the flightpath of YUL... im playing all is going well.. then the BA777 passes ove
116 Post contains images Cadet57 : atrude777> hows my europeans doing?!?!? :-P Speedbirdie>ok *starts drawing love hearts* WILCO737> hi alex atrude777> hey phil ThePRGuy> alright Alex B
117 Post contains images Piercey : okees> *hands over piercey his cheeseburger* okees> that will be 7.95 dollars piercey> yay! my cheeseburger :P piercey> uhh... Monopoly money count? o
118 Post contains images Piercey : Later that night... piercey> coke sucks okees> GO PEPSI! piercey> pepsi! okees> oldman55> hey I DID like you Pieercey!!! oldman55> pepsi is sh!t pierc
119 Post contains images Daleaholic : Jkw777> just fly and drink thats the one WILCO737> I can fly better when I am drunk Jkw777> confession? gocaps16> OOO express1> get the plane in the a
120 Myt332 : < B747-437B > nice < B747-437B > very unique < B747-437B > and yes < B747-437B > a cobra < B747-437B > a snake < B747-437B > *hiss* < B747-437B > argh
121 Post contains images Atrude777 : KFLLCFII> ahh I love a good sneeze atrude777> i do to atrude777> i just love to sneeze atrude777> i set myself up atrude777> stand..... atrude777> aim
122 Post contains images Atrude777 : lfutia: what is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more... lfutia: shit i think my cat at some poptart lfutia: chocolate poptart nicksair: i per
123 Post contains images Jap : ... I thought Wilco worked for LH, not BA? I am so not flying LH. Ever. Never...
124 Post contains images Legoguy :
125 Atrude777 : Goldenshield: Yay! The Die Hard 2 like episode is on. atrude777: so when u die hard atrude777: do u have an erection when u die? British767: what chan
126 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : *BANG*
127 Post contains images Lfutia : Cadet57: brd, im gonna go get some chips ahoy >alex wants his wang Cadet57: oh ffs atrude777: HAHA justin i just got some oreo cookies :-P atrude777:
128 Cadet57 : Cough, yea, sorry. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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