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Thought A Felony Was Bad, Try Homicide...  
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8685 posts, RR: 43
Posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1310 times:

OMG OMG OMG I can't believe what happened.

So this morning, I was on my way to work. I always use that little shortcut to get to my office, never had a problem so far. BTW, I own a company that does testing of composite structures for Boeing; we're the ones who discovered those bubbles on the 787.*

Anyway, once I'm almost through the entire alley I hear that strange noise. I slow down, and there it is again... it totally freaks me out. I turn around slowly and see a really big shadow moving in my direction really fast. I always carry one of my firearms, today the Browning Centerfire Hi-Power Mark III*, and I train at the firing range every week so my aim is pretty good.

Well, that shadow being the definition of a threat, I pull immediately and fire the entire load of bullets into the f***er... just to be safe. After things have settled and the small stupid-ass Cypriot officer has arrested me, I realise what the fuss is all about. I killed a friend of his! OMG!!!






















* No, you need not wonder why I'm posting these details in a situation full of emotional stress.

PS, you don't want to image-google "donut".

[Edited 2006-07-17 14:12:36]


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
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User currently offlineManuCH From Switzerland, joined Jun 2005, 3011 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1303 times:
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I hope the officer wasn't wearing a $4000 dress - otherwise you'll be in biiig biiig trouble! Hire a lawyer just to make sure

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

-Manuel



Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself
User currently offlineAviationMaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2479 posts, RR: 34
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1303 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8685 posts, RR: 43
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1288 times:

Great. I post a joke and the only people laughing are Swiss.  grumpy 


 Wink



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User currently offlineManuCH From Switzerland, joined Jun 2005, 3011 posts, RR: 47
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1279 times:
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Quoting Aloges (Reply 3):
Great. I post a joke and the only people laughing are Swiss.

Awww come on... probably the others are working  Smile (OK, I'm also supposed to be working, but that's a different story)

-Manuel



Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself
User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 1):
I hope the officer wasn't wearing a $4000 dress - otherwise you'll be in biiig biiig trouble! Hire a lawyer just to make sure

Yeah but no Greeks in this one but Cypriot even better. lol
that Was great Aloges  rotfl 


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

You bastard! You'll hang if there's any justice in this world!  grumpy 

My sincerest condolences go out to the deceased's family. I will take them in and give them shelter if needed.


User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1270 times:

 rotfl 

That's one big donut. I can see why you had to use the entire clip.


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8685 posts, RR: 43
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 6):
I will take them in and give them shelter if needed.

 rotfl 



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1250 times:

Well, I hope you didn't perforate the coffee cup as well. If no then you might avoid the needle. But paying for college for his Munchkins will remind you of this horrible crime for the rest of your life.

Hollow points?



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1227 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 3):
Great. I post a joke and the only people laughing are Swiss.

Must be that German humour phenomenon...  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8685 posts, RR: 43
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

Shit... things are really going bad now! A family member of the victim had a heart attack after hearing the news, they took him to the



immediately but it was too late... so now they've accused me of Negligence of Icing and False Application of a Bite to a Pastry as well. And I can do bugger all about it.  cry 



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

Does it make me some sort of savage to admit this thread is making me hungry?  biting 

User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1123 times:

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 12):
Does it make me some sort of savage to admit this thread is making me hungry

go buy a donut Wink



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8685 posts, RR: 43
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1114 times:

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 12):
Does it make me some sort of savage to admit this thread is making me hungry?

Necrophilia?  duck 



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
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