Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8773 posts, RR: 42 Posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1392 times:
OMG OMG OMG I can't believe what happened.
So this morning, I was on my way to work. I always use that little shortcut to get to my office, never had a problem so far. BTW, I own a company that does testing of composite structures for Boeing; we're the ones who discovered those bubbles on the 787.*
Anyway, once I'm almost through the entire alley I hear that strange noise. I slow down, and there it is again... it totally freaks me out. I turn around slowly and see a really big shadow moving in my direction really fast. I always carry one of my firearms, today the Browning Centerfire Hi-Power Mark III*, and I train at the firing range every week so my aim is pretty good.
Well, that shadow being the definition of a threat, I pull immediately and fire the entire load of bullets into the f***er... just to be safe. After things have settled and the small stupid-ass Cypriot officer has arrested me, I realise what the fuss is all about. I killed a friend of his! OMG!!!
* No, you need not wonder why I'm posting these details in a situation full of emotional stress.
PS, you don't want to image-google "donut".
[Edited 2006-07-17 14:12:36]
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BHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (8 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1332 times:
Well, I hope you didn't perforate the coffee cup as well. If no then you might avoid the needle. But paying for college for his Munchkins will remind you of this horrible crime for the rest of your life.