Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8358 posts, RR: 47 Posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1048 times:
OMG OMG OMG I can't believe what happened.
So this morning, I was on my way to work. I always use that little shortcut to get to my office, never had a problem so far. BTW, I own a company that does testing of composite structures for Boeing; we're the ones who discovered those bubbles on the 787.*
Anyway, once I'm almost through the entire alley I hear that strange noise. I slow down, and there it is again... it totally freaks me out. I turn around slowly and see a really big shadow moving in my direction really fast. I always carry one of my firearms, today the Browning Centerfire Hi-Power Mark III*, and I train at the firing range every week so my aim is pretty good.
Well, that shadow being the definition of a threat, I pull immediately and fire the entire load of bullets into the f***er... just to be safe. After things have settled and the small stupid-ass Cypriot officer has arrested me, I realise what the fuss is all about. I killed a friend of his! OMG!!!
* No, you need not wonder why I'm posting these details in a situation full of emotional stress.
PS, you don't want to image-google "donut".
[Edited 2006-07-17 14:12:36]
Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
AviationMaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2464 posts, RR: 38 Reply 2, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1041 times:
VHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5517 posts, RR: 20 Reply 5, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1017 times:
Quoting ManuCH (Reply 1): I hope the officer wasn't wearing a $4000 dress - otherwise you'll be in biiig biiig trouble! Hire a lawyer just to make sure
Yeah but no Greeks in this one but Cypriot even better. lol
that Was great Aloges
IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5 Reply 6, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1017 times:
You bastard! You'll hang if there's any justice in this world!
My sincerest condolences go out to the deceased's family. I will take them in and give them shelter if needed.
BHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5 Reply 9, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 988 times:
Well, I hope you didn't perforate the coffee cup as well. If no then you might avoid the needle. But paying for college for his Munchkins will remind you of this horrible crime for the rest of your life.
Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8358 posts, RR: 47 Reply 11, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 882 times:
Shit... things are really going bad now! A family member of the victim had a heart attack after hearing the news, they took him to the
immediately but it was too late... so now they've accused me of Negligence of Icing and False Application of a Bite to a Pastry as well. And I can do bugger all about it.
Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
Saxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 46 Reply 12, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 867 times:
Does it make me some sort of savage to admit this thread is making me hungry?
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