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Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!  
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3409 times:

Just wondering how many people thought the title was "Lebanese Army Attacks Israel."

Anyone take the bait?

BAB Big grin


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineRolfen From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 1807 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3393 times:

no


Higly unlikely event. It'll probably go like that:
12:20 : "Lebanese Army Attacks Israel"
12:30 : "Israel Retaliates against lebanese army"
12:50 : "Lebanese officials urge the world to stop massacre of lebanese army"

[Edited 2006-07-18 11:22:23]


rolf
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3393 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Anyone take the bait?

Fraid not... misleading title though, and no story once having opened the thread. I'm disappointed.

Was at least hoping for a story like "Lesbian organisation travels to Israel to fight for the Hizbopalluba."

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineLY7E7 From Israel, joined Jun 2004, 2248 posts, RR: 19
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3387 times:

I surrender!




 Smile



2 things are endless: ignorance and space
User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3503 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3387 times:

Lesbians and Lebanon? This conflict requires waaaayyyy too much annunciation...


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User currently offlineAlessandro From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3374 times:

As food for thought, IDF has an unit for homo- and transsexual soldiers.

User currently offlineLY7E7 From Israel, joined Jun 2004, 2248 posts, RR: 19
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3370 times:

Quoting Alessandro (Reply 5):
As food for thought, IDF has an unit for homo- and transsexual soldiers.

Are you sure?

AFAIK the policy is dont ask dont tell.



2 things are endless: ignorance and space
User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8079 posts, RR: 54
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3370 times:

Sorry to be a prude but I don't think this is a joking matter. People are being killed and a beautiful city that only recently rose from the ashes of the last war is being destroyed.


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User currently offlineJacobin777 From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 14968 posts, RR: 60
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3349 times:

Quoting Cedarjet (Reply 7):
Sorry to be a prude but I don't think this is a joking matter. People are being killed and a beautiful city that only recently rose from the ashes of the last war is being destroyed.

Bit of a disgusting comment..and certainly not needed given the current situation...



"Up the Irons!"
User currently offlineWindshear From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 2330 posts, RR: 11
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3349 times:

I read Lesbian army Big grin

Boaz.



"If you believe breaking is possible, believe in fixing also"-Rebbe Nachman
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3318 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 2):
Was at least hoping for a story like "Lesbian organisation travels to Israel to fight for the Hizbopalluba."

It's 5 a.m. Gimme a break!  Wink

Next time, my amazingly hilarious thread will be dedicated to Thomas, and will not dissapoint at all, I promise.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3314 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 10):
Next time, my amazingly hilarious thread will be dedicated to Thomas, and will not dissapoint at all, I promise.

Now that I am looking forward to.

PS! If you need help on selecting a topic for the thread, you're allowed to use the word lesbian in as many threads as you like...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineEK156 From United Arab Emirates, joined May 2005, 765 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3307 times:

You guys really have no heart

Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3290 times:

Quoting EK156 (Reply 12):
You guys really have no heart

Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....

You never know. Lesbians may be, at this very moment, entering Israel through secret channels, poised for an attack.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offline4xRuv From Israel, joined Dec 2003, 388 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3277 times:

Quoting LY7E7 (Reply 6):
AFAIK the policy is dont ask dont tell.

No, that's the policy in the US army.
In Israel it's more: So you're gay, so what?


User currently offlineBravo45 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2165 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3263 times:

I wonder if your mind would have come up with this same 'creativity' had the balance of power and the number of casualties been opposite of what they are right now. And had those cheering here right now been feeling the same way.

User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8702 posts, RR: 43
Reply 16, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3263 times:



 duck 



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User currently offlineWindshear From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 2330 posts, RR: 11
Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3252 times:

Quoting 4xRuv (Reply 14):
No, that's the policy in the US army.
In Israel it's more: So you're gay, so what?

So true  Smile

Boaz.



"If you believe breaking is possible, believe in fixing also"-Rebbe Nachman
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 18, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3215 times:

Quoting Bravo45 (Reply 15):
I wonder if your mind would have come up with this same 'creativity' had the balance of power and the number of casualties been opposite of what they are right now. And had those cheering here right now been feeling the same way.

Yes, I would have, and yes, we would be. In fact, I would prefer it had your suggested circumstances prevailed.

Even for my mind, it would have been incredibly difficult for me twist the word Israel into something sexual, and, after doing just that, I would have revelled in my masterpiece.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineMandala499 From Indonesia, joined Aug 2001, 6834 posts, RR: 75
Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3208 times:

Didn't pick up the bait... I thought a bunch of lesbian militants have entered Beirut Port and moved south!

Dunno if that's more foolish...

Mandala499



When losing situational awareness, pray Cumulus Granitus isn't nearby !
User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3203 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 13):
Quoting EK156 (Reply 12):
You guys really have no heart

Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....

You never know. Lesbians may be, at this very moment, entering Israel through secret channels, poised for an attack.

BAB

 rotfl 

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 18):
Yes, I would have, and yes, we would be. In fact, I would prefer it had your suggested circumstances prevailed.

Even for my mind, it would have been incredibly difficult for me twist the word Israel into something sexual, and, after doing just that, I would have revelled in my masterpiece.

We're waiting!!!


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3185 times:

Quoting Mandala499 (Reply 19):
I thought a bunch of lesbian militants have entered Beirut Port and moved south!

I like your style.

It reminds me of the time Lesbian militants made landfall in Western Australia. They soon found themselves up to their necks in Australia's unforgiving bush.

BAB








edited for spelling

[Edited 2006-07-18 14:16:35]


I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 3133 times:

Please refer to them by their chosen name: Lezbollah.

User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 3114 times:

Good job they are not from Holland or Israel might retaliate by bombing their dykes.....


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineBHMNONREV From Australia, joined Aug 2003, 1368 posts, RR: 4
Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 3092 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 22):
Please refer to them by their chosen name: Lezbollah.

Or, if you prefer you may refer to them in the military designation: Tactical Women's Assault Team, or TWAT for short... Big grin


25 IAH777 : May God help us if they join up with the Clandestine Lesbian Insurgent Team (CLIT). Of course, the biggest threat of all lies in the formation of a l
26 Post contains images Windshear : Me gets it ha ha, he he, huhu Boaz.
27 Xwizard : Guilty as charged - but in my defence I have been drinking!! Some may say that this is more likely the the alternate!!!
28 BaylorAirBear : If I've gotten one, I've gotten them all! BBC is reporting that Lezbollah has met firm resistance by the aforementioned gay Israeli unit Frontline Ar
29 Post contains images Birdwatching : Aaaawwww I want my 3 minutes back that I wasted by reading this thread. And I anticipated pictures (or even a video) of a whole army of lesbian hottie
30 Mandala499 : Tasteless as it may be, at least this gives a break from the seriousness of war... Mandala499
31 Srbmod : Was it the Militia Etheridge?
32 Tbar220 : Funny thread, but huh?? So you would prefer 200 dead Israelis and 30 dead Lebanese? No offense, but shouldn't you prefer nobody dead?
33 Pbottenb : Aloges, once again you show me why you are on my rr list...
34 Pulkovokiwi : I am sure the Israelis will take it lying down.
35 FSPilot747 : I was kind of prefering 0 dead Lebanese. I don't care how many Israeli soldiers die in Lebanon. They're the ones who decided to come on in and kill c
36 RJpieces : Judging by responses on A.net, I think most Americans are happy that Israel is destroying a terrorist organization that is an enemy of the United Sta
37 FSPilot747 : Typical ignorant remark. I don't support suicide bombers or any sort of terrorism and violence against civilians people (though the use of the term c
38 Post contains images Lehpron : How come we can use the word 'lesbian' for our enjoyment, but if we use the word 'gay' or other nicknames, we offend those members that happen to be?
39 Post contains images QR332 : Here's a more likely scenerio: 12:20: Reports that Lebanon is putting its entire air force into an attack against Israel. 12:30: Reports that 4 helic
40 Mandala499 : Glad to see QR332 and Rolfen still got a sense of humour in all this... Mandala499
41 FSPilot747 : Actually let me amend that. The relentless Israeli lobby that harasses our public workers in the Congress and Senate has made it our problem.
42 RJpieces : Yes, because the eight AIPAC lobbyists are to blame for EVERYTHING that is happening in the Middle East. Get real.
43 Wrighbrothers : I saw lesbian, though I admit I needed to double check ! People make jokes about WW2, the Holocaust, 9/11 etc, million of people have died due to thes
44 Pbottenb : How do you know what one tastes like?
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