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Trip Report - The Hoe's Get Wet  
User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1943 times:

Britain is in Mercy of oven heat at the moment.

Its to hot to stand up, to hot to sit down to hot to walk and to hot to make stuff....

After sitting on my Pc for 30 mins I could not bear it any longer, Fan going and windows open it was just to sticky and horrible, had to go outside and try and cool down with some water ( Screw you hose pipe ban!)

The Hoe signed on and seemed pretty down, She explained her friend let her down today after he needed to have a carpet fitted, We came up with the Idea to go swimming, I said there is a out door pool up here, It was sorted!

So about 1 Hour and 27 mins later, I get a call from he hoe to say she was lost... umm durr! At 1 hour 36 mins the Silver 206 also known as Tillie showed up!

I packed some things up, had a rocket lolly and we was on our way to Tesco to get some stuff...

I got myself a New Bikini! and some Sun spray stuff... Then we decided to hit Mc Grease for some light food and a BIG DRINK,

we gulped it down then headed for ze pool, we went in amongst many hyper kids (great) and changed into our kini's and headed outside and found a nice spot to sit, rubbing in some lotion and bitched about the many chavs around...

The life guards.... OH MY WORD... one word.. HELLO

so time for a dip!, I think the only words to describe the feeling of water was Arrrrggggghmmmmmmm

So a few dips, swims, Hand stands  Silly, imitating dance moves from fellow anetters we decided to hit more sun...

Soon enough we had been around chavs to long and decided to abandon ship... off to KFC for some chicken and coke.. then the bitch ate and went home

End of Story

Have a good one  Wink

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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1926 times:

What no pics??


Signed
99% of a.net  Wink



Lee


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74
Reply 2, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1891 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
Then we decided to hit Mc Grease



Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
we was on our way to Tesco



Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
off to KFC

How did you get wet again? Walking from the car to the entrance?  Wink

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
imitating dance moves from fellow anetters

I can do the Kazzie. It's drink drink drink, fish fish fish, fall over, fall over.

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
What no pics??


Hannah on the left there still trying to cover up her new hair style and Kaz on the right in her new costume.


One Life, Live it.
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1891 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
I got myself a New Bikini!

Pics?

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
Then we decided to hit Mc Grease for some light food.............................off to KFC for some chicken and coke

On second thoughts.............................  rotfl 

User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1884 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 2):
I can do the Kazzie. It's drink drink drink, fish fish fish, fall over, fall over

LMAO

We did the fish in water... They should do a club where u can groove to the choons in a pool  Silly

User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8357 posts, RR: 47
Reply 5, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 1862 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
we was on our way to Tesco to get some stuff.

like a true chavette...  duck   boxedin 

 Wink


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1805 times:

Ok, you're talking about Hannah in a bikini and getting wet...AND THERE'S NO PICS???

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62
Reply 7, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1760 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 6):
Ok, you're talking about Hannah in a bikini and getting wet...AND THERE'S NO PICS???

 rotfl 



Lee


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineKazzie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1754 times:

Pics..

Hoe at the wheel

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kazkaz/IMG_0749.jpg

Inside tillie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kazkaz/IMG_0750.jpg

Ekkk!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kazkaz/IMG_0754.jpg

Food
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kazkaz/IMG_0761.jpg

Hoe
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kazkaz/IMG_0760.jpg

And Bikiniiii!



























User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8357 posts, RR: 47
Reply 9, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1741 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 8):
Food
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kazkaz/IMG_0761.jpg

Where?  Wink


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62
Reply 10, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1716 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 8):
Hoe
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...0.jpg

Looking, er great, as usual  Wink



Lee


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3184 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1657 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 8):
Inside tillie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...0.jpg

Should 'Hoe' not be concentrating on the road rather than smiling for the camera?

Regarding the chavs... What do you expect? You probably would've been better off buying a paddling pool and filling it with water... oh sorry, would you like to borrow some of our water?  duck 




Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8357 posts, RR: 47
Reply 12, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1657 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 11):
Should 'Hoe' not be concentrating on the road rather than smiling for the camera?

You may have water where you live, but you sure as hell don't seem to have any traffic lights. Notice any motion blur in the background? I didn't either.  Wink


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1612 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 2):
Hannah on the left there still trying to cover up her new hair style and Kaz on the right in her new costume.

 rotfl 

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
Then we decided to hit Mc Grease for some light food.............................off to KFC for some chicken and coke

On second thoughts.............................

 checkmark   laughing 

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1590 times:

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
Britain is in Mercy of oven heat at the moment.

I think Denver just got a little hotter...

User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3321 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1565 times:

I guess old Ingrand doesn't believe in Air Conditioners? Just like they don't believe in Automatic transmissions.


Supported the beer and soda can industry, recycle old airplanes!
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34
Reply 16, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1541 times:

Kaz, you just got every non gay 13-15 year old very excited with this thread, be afraid, be very very afraid...

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 8):
And Bikiniiii!

clever  Wink


Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8320 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1528 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 12):
Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 11):
Should 'Hoe' not be concentrating on the road rather than smiling for the camera?

You may have water where you live

Lack of water makes you dillusional. Try coming and living in Canberra.

User currently offlineZkpilot From New Zealand, joined Mar 2006, 4739 posts, RR: 10
Reply 18, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1489 times:

so wheres the hoe in the bikini? :p

be nice to be warm in summer at the moment... its winter down here in New Zealand and its cold and raining  Sad
freezing my ass off actually! time to turn some heaters on! adios!


54 types. 38 countries. 24 airlines.
User currently offlineBradWray From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 650 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1442 times:

Good report, good pictures but The object's just seem to be under-exposed  Wink

Bradley!


Hamilton: English for 'Alonso's bitch' :D
User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3262 posts, RR: 33
Reply 20, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1392 times:

Quoting BradWray (Reply 19):
Good report, good pictures but The object's just seem to be under-exposed

Considering they've just plastered their pics on the internet for every horny (straight) a.net guy to see, they certainly won't have any problems with exposure...  Wink


"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1270 times:

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 20):
they certainly won't have any problems with exposure...

The only problem is that there wasn't enough exposure  devil 

Signed,
The Straight Guys of A.Net (All 7 of us!)

User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3184 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1246 times:

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 21):
The only problem is that there wasn't enough exposure

Signed,
The Straight Guys of A.Net (All 7 of us!)

Amen!


Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8320 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1236 times:

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 21):
The only problem is that there wasn't enough exposure

Yes the settings on the camera should have been adjusted. Perhaps the x-ray macro should have been used.

User currently offlineLucky727 From Canada, joined Sep 2003, 600 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1230 times:

AbFabWithBonusChavDotComSweetie ~ (lol)

...The 2nd pic was pure Thelma & Louise (?) Please post future adventures...

Lucky

(another heat wave sufferer/sympathizer ~)


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