Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4724 posts, RR: 13 Posted (6 years 10 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 11001 times:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Here are some of my nominations for Fugly Duckling cars made today. In no particular order
Suzuki Aero wagon; the rear looks like a baboon's ass especially in light colored cars!
Dodge Charger; It looks fat, bulbous and like the stylist was high from sniffing glue. Amazingly, the Chrysler 300 which is the same platform is growing on me. Has a pimp-mobile/Tony Saprono look to it. But the Charger!
Mazda qx or whatever 7; back to the future circa Japanese wagons circa 1976!
Zoom zoom puke! that rear side quarter window hales back to an era I'd like to forget, the early 1970s. At least the exploding Pinto wagons came with fake wood trim!
2007 Escalade, GMC Denali etc: Whats the point? Fat ugly and rounded. If I'm going to tool around in something that gets 7 mpg. at least let it be a seat of the pants roadster/sports coupe!
2006 Nissan Quest; At least most minivans are just boring This thing is a fugly family cruiser!
AndrewUber From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2528 posts, RR: 44 Reply 1, posted (6 years 10 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 10995 times:
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 2, posted (6 years 10 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 10988 times:
Not only is it ugly as hell, everyone I know who drives one is a massive tool.
Looks like my little brother designed it with Legos.
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 9, posted (6 years 10 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 10883 times:
Quoting MEABeirut (Reply 3): Oh, and it is not "ugly" it is revolutionary.
I believe the term you were looking for was "fad."
And if you really want to see the POS I drive, search for one of the recent "Post Your Car Pic" threads.
FSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 14 Reply 15, posted (6 years 10 months 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 10809 times:
Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4724 posts, RR: 13 Reply 20, posted (6 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 10720 times:
Quoting Lhrmaccoll (Reply 19): Noones put in the ugliest car of all time!
The Citroen Ami-8
That one is soFUGLY I cracked up it is almost ugly cute.
Some more picks of the bottom of the design litter pan!
Nissan Pathfinder
Compare this gas hogging puker to the 1959 Rambler station wagon and those ugly Trailways Eagle busses from the 60s and 70s.
Inverted backwards window treatments don't do it for me: Almost as bad as plumpers in bikinis!
GuitrThree From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 1988 posts, RR: 9 Reply 22, posted (6 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 10701 times:
Everybody here better be installing the mother of all firewalls, because when Lot sees this one, everyone's going to feel the fallout..
Really, ACDC8, the Chevy Impala, and its twin the Caprice, are some of the best iron the USA has ever made (at least the 94-96 years, that is). You must not have ever driven one... About 6 seconds into the zero to 60 time, the feeling you get will make you forget whatever you hated about the looks of the Chevy B Body...
But I must take a step back to the thread starter...
what is wrong with the Dodge Charger? You must not have seen one in Black and White Police paint....
Did you know Taylor Swift has a STAR to BNA named after her? No, I'm not kidding.
ACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7598 posts, RR: 40 Reply 23, posted (6 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 10698 times:
Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 22): Everybody here better be installing the mother of all firewalls, because when Lot sees this one, everyone's going to feel the fallout..
I already stocked the bomb shelter for that one ...
Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 22): Really, ACDC8, the Chevy Impala, and its twin the Caprice, are some of the best iron the USA has ever made (at least the 94-96 years, that is). You must not have ever driven one... About 6 seconds into the zero to 60 time, the feeling you get will make you forget whatever you hated about the looks of the Chevy B Body...
That may very well be, but on looks alone, sorry ..... blah! Of course, we can't forget the third sister in the fleet, the Buick Roadmaster, especially the wagon ..... yikes!
GuitrThree From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 1988 posts, RR: 9 Reply 24, posted (6 years 10 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 10698 times:
Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 23): Buick Roadmaster, especially the wagon
Hey now, there's NEVER anything wrong with a good old Woody...
Did you know Taylor Swift has a STAR to BNA named after her? No, I'm not kidding.
25 ACDC8: Ok, ok! You're right, the 'ol woody is one nice lookin' car .... The Austin Mini Woody that is ....
26 GuitrThree: Nooooo.. THIS is a really Woody.... LT1 Engine Third Seat Wood-grain Opera Window Hood Ornament Buick Ride..... WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? THIS is ONE SWE
28 LOT767-300ER: Honestly. I will come over there, take your Canadian ass out of that sh*thole basement your sitting with those 3 inch trifocals, take you outside and
29 ACDC8: Just don't come and pick me up with your sorry excuse for a, well, whatever the heck that thing is you call a car! If you need a rental, I'll hook yo
30 Halcyon: Actually looks like a litter pan. Fantastically fugly.
31 LOT767-300ER: You make me drive a Yaris again (I already had to drive one last month) I will make you drive these: It must piss you off knowing someone has 2x more
32 ACDC8: A Fiat and a Trabi .... SWEET!!!!!!! Now those are real cars! Don't forget, you also got 8x the weight! By the way, wasn't the term SS used in nautic
33 LOT767-300ER: 8x the weight and 8x the speed. Lets see your car do 11.9 in a quarter mile. I like ships, and I like Super Sport. Son thats a Fiat 126p "Maluch" the
34 JJJ: Apart from Nissan Quest, Toolbox Scion, Fiat Multipla, Rodius, Megane and that Pontiac whatever. Any SW Jaguar. WTF!? New Toledo. And his father - Ren
35 LOT767-300ER: One has to admit, some American cars might be bland (ie Impala) but Europeans put out some real shit car sculpting that is way beyond dumb. (See Vel
36 JJJ: There is a race currently going on to find the sleekest and most 'modern', 'sporty' and whatever cool name you may find design. Sometimes, people go
37 777: Hi folks, I would add this two jewels: Fiat Duna (it's so ugly that we have a special "fans club" here in Italy) Opel Corsa 4 sedan (even worst than t
38 L410Turbolet: Ferdinand Porsche must be spinning in his grave. Daewoo Tacuma Hyundai Matrix It's hard to believe that both cars were designed by Pininfarina. What
39 LOT767-300ER: Which is why that car is a failure, and Lancia has failed. Because of crap like that. Look at it, it looks like a larva or some maggot.
40 JJJ: Actually Lancia is a healthy and profitable line within the Fiat group.
41 Vivek0072: Sometimes its not only the car, but even the colour, ans some cars look ugly in particular angles as well. eg the Maserati Quattroporte's front in sid
42 LOT767-300ER: Which had to bail them out when they went almost bye bye (of the same reasons) in the 70s.
43 AGM100: Would not be complete without a offering from AMC and Lamorghini
44 Srbmod: Pretty much everything Cadillac has put out since they introduced their Art & Science styling that officially started with the 2003 Cadillac CTS. Plus
45 Trav110: Aston Martin Lagonda (what the hell were they thinking with this one?! and the Chevy Uplander
46 FlyKev: Ok heres a couple from the 'chav' world. Kev.
47 LOT767-300ER: I suggest you check out this great site developed against every fucktard that drives a ricer and click on the galleries. http://www.anti-rice.com/
48 AC777LR: I think the same guy was also responsible for the 300 and Magnum if I am not mistaken. I really like the Dodge Charger, its a nice car and all, has l
49 ANITIX87: I, personally, like it. It looks like a toaster on wheels, haha. Obviously, because EVERY car you listed I think looks really cool (except the Aero).
50 Newark777: If you like driving around in a toaster, all the more power to you. Harry
51 LOT767-300ER: I know but this mentality dont fly in the USA. Every wagon here is damned. Except for the Magnum...which really only half looks like a wagon. So do I
52 Zippyjet: Some additional Fuglie ducklings on wheels: Nissan Maxima: Current generation has that ugly rear quarter window and is a popular ride in the "hood!" S
53 ACDC8: Give me some numbers on a stock SS and then we'll talk, otherwise, i'll do some mods on the 'stang and watch you ...... ! The Fiat is a Trabi????????
54 LOT767-300ER: You can use google to pull them myself. I have a Lingenfelter outfit with furtherly redone suspension and transmission work. No, the first one is a M
55 ACDC8: Stock Impala SS (1994, thats about your year, right?): 0-60 = 7.1 sec 1/4 mile = 15.4 sec Stock 2000 Mustang GT: 0-60 = 5.5 sec 1/4 mile = 14.1 sec S
56 LOT767-300ER: #1 Mine is a 96' #2 Stop getting high on NOS-> #3 Those wouldnt be simple mods #4 I never said my car was stock, therefore I dont know what you are a
57 JJJ: Very much the same can be said on most brands on the Big 3.
58 LOT767-300ER: Yes of course, European brands that is for the most part.
59 ACDC8: Sorry, my mistake. 1996 stock Impala SS: 0-60 = 7.3 sec 1/4 mile = 15.6 sec Can't help it, makes me laugh. Few mods on the intake, exhaust and tranny
60 MEABeirut: Got a problem with DDR? (most people with inadequate motor skills do... ) It is actually quite popular where I live. This is what sold me! The interi
61 SmithAir747: Actually, I love all the station wagons mentioned in this thread! (The Buick Roadmaster, the Rambler wagon, the Aston Martin Lagonda, BMW, Mercedes, e
62 GuitrThree: Then I suggest finding a 1972 Chrysler Town and Country with the Wood Grain and 440ci Engine... Absoultly THE best wagon ever...[Edited 2006-07-29 00
63 Zippyjet: I would like to see Ford revive the Country Squire wagon. Update it's looks so it doesn't have that stale Crown Victoria design that has overstayed i
64 SmithAir747: Actually, my family had a Chrysler Town & Country wagon--it wasn't a 1972, but the smaller 1978. When I was a child, my huge family (we 10 kids & 2 p
65 Zippyjet: This Fuglie ovoid devoid of style car looks like Mason Reese, round, and homley at best. Car stylists who hate their jobs and the men/women that love
66 Okelleynyc: You don't know craptacular until you've met the 1947 Crosley pickup truck. Beauty only a blind mother could love. [Edited 2006-07-29 01:43:52]
67 Zippyjet: LOL! That '47 Crosley is right up there with some of the shit off the line today and in these pictures. I'm waiting for someone like Daewoo or even M
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