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The Never Ending Ugly Car Thread  
User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 12
Posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 13349 times:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Here are some of my nominations for Fugly Duckling cars made today. In no particular order


  • Suzuki Aero wagon; the rear looks like a baboon's ass especially in light colored cars!


  • Dodge Charger; It looks fat, bulbous and like the stylist was high from sniffing glue. Amazingly, the Chrysler 300 which is the same platform is growing on me. Has a pimp-mobile/Tony Saprono look to it. But the Charger!



  • Mazda qx or whatever 7; back to the future circa Japanese wagons circa 1976!



    Zoom zoom puke! that rear side quarter window hales back to an era I'd like to forget, the early 1970s. At least the exploding Pinto wagons came with fake wood trim!

  • 2007 Escalade, GMC Denali etc: Whats the point? Fat ugly and rounded. If I'm going to tool around in something that gets 7 mpg. at least let it be a seat of the pants roadster/sports coupe!
    http://www.groundforce.com/escalade/Escalade%20Big/2007%20Escalade%20001.jpg

  • 2006 Nissan Quest; At least most minivans are just boring This thing is a fugly family cruiser!




I'll think of more not to worry!


I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!
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User currently offlineAndrewUber From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2528 posts, RR: 40
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 13343 times:

Don't forget the Pontiac Asstruck:
Big version: Width: 400 Height: 300 File size: 26kb


 vomit 



I'd rather shoot BAD_MOTIVE
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 13336 times:

Not only is it ugly as hell, everyone I know who drives one is a massive tool.


Looks like my little brother designed it with Legos.


Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineMEABeirut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 13311 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 2):
everyone I know who drives one is a massive tool.

Until you have met me.  Wink

Oh, and it is not "ugly" it is revolutionary. What piece of art do you drive?

-Tim


User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 13306 times:

I strongly disagree on the Charger and the new Yukon/Escalade, I like both.

Quoting MEABeirut (Reply 3):
Until you have met me.

Oh, and it is not "ugly" it is revolutionary. What piece of art do you drive?

It looks like a shoebox on wheels.

Revolutionary? Dude have you looked at a Ford Model T? Shit looks the same.

Your interests include DDR...so his "tool" comment was quite appropriate  Wink

Some more:


Buick Rendezvous

http://www.dieselstation.com/wallpapers/Toyota-FJCruiser/Toyota-FJCruiser-002.jpg

That looks like shit. Complete crap.

http://autoblog.it/uploads/toyota_yaris_2_2006_rear.jpg

Toyota Yaris



Nissan Micra

http://www.sfondideldesktop.com/Images-Cars/Renault/Megane/Renault-Megane-0001/Renault-Megane-0001.jpg

Renault Megane - F'ed up back. What the hell is that? An Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme from 1991?



Fiat Multipla....*sigh*



Renault Kangoo



Citroen Berlingo...nice brush guard you imbecils.



Ford Ka



Peugeot Partner. Dude needs a F-150.

http://www.caradisiac.com/media/images/le_mag/mag251/honda-civic-2.jpg

Euro spec Civic.. that dont fly with me. Rice waiting to be tuned.



Peugeot 107. Gag me with a spoon



Subaru B9 Tribeca...that is a freaking Soviet made front from the 1970s.



Mercedes A Class



Mercedes R Class....Jesus allmighty what is that.



Lancia Thesis

http://www.bmwworld.com/pics/5er/13788_1024.jpg

Any BMW or Mercedes that is a wagon. That should not be allowed.



Nissan Sentra SE-R



Chevy Aveo



Honda Ridgeline..I hate that car.



Subaru Baja

http://www.dieselstation.com/wallpapers/Scion-Xa/Scion-Xa-016.jpg

Scion xA


User currently offlineRammstein From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 13286 times:



'Nuff said.


User currently offlineDiesel1 From UK - Wales, joined Mar 2001, 1637 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 13271 times:

Gorgeous...
http://www.madle.org/disb1.jpgStutz Diplomatica
Tatra T603



I don't like signatures...
User currently offlineWingscrubber From UK - England, joined Sep 2001, 848 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 13262 times:

Dodge ram has an ugly face

PT cruiser has ugly face and a big ass.



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User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 13259 times:

Thius has to be a contender for worst of the lot - the Ssangyong Rodius




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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 13231 times:

Quoting MEABeirut (Reply 3):
Oh, and it is not "ugly" it is revolutionary.

I believe the term you were looking for was "fad."  Wink

And if you really want to see the POS I drive, search for one of the recent "Post Your Car Pic" threads.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3207 posts, RR: 13
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 13214 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 8):

Definately, pretty much the whole range of their cars could be a contender!



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 13209 times:

Quoting Zippyjet (Thread starter):
Suzuki Aero wagon

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Quoting Zippyjet (Thread starter):
Dodge Charger;

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Quoting AndrewUber (Reply 1):

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Quoting Newark777 (Reply 2):

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Nissan Micra

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Megane

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Multipla

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Kangoo

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Berlingo

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Ka

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Partner

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Civic

Haven't Decided yet.

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
107

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Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
B9 Tribeca

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Quoting Rammstein (Reply 5):

What's wrong with you that nice  Wink

Quoting Cornish (Reply 8):

That idea for the horrible car is of Top Gear.  Smile

Tom.



Tom Walker '086' First Officer of a A318/A319 for Air Lambert - Hours Flown: 17 hour 05 minutes (last updated 24/12/05).
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3207 posts, RR: 13
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 13191 times:

Quoting AirbusA346 (Reply 11):
That idea for the horrible car is of Top Gear.

I very much doubt it, I have seen those before. That is the winner IMO.



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineUPS707 From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 360 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 13172 times:

I think Lincoln has a few new winning entries coming:

2007 Navigator


Lincoln MKS


Lincoln MKX



User currently offlineAirbusA346 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2004, 7437 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 13165 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 12):
I very much doubt it, I have seen those before.

It has been mentioned before on Top Gear though  Smile

Tom.



Tom Walker '086' First Officer of a A318/A319 for Air Lambert - Hours Flown: 17 hour 05 minutes (last updated 24/12/05).
User currently offlineFSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 12
Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 13157 times:

most new cars.








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User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 13155 times:



No way, that looks hot. A bit Acura TSX/Euro Spec Accord like.


User currently offlineDimoko From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 307 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 13145 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 2):
Not only is it ugly as hell, everyone I know who drives one is a massive tool.

i also drive one, and i am not a massive tool.

once you get inside of one you will understand. the interior is HUGE!!!



"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." -- Douglas Adams
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 13138 times:

The 2006 Corvette Z06  vomit  vomit I hate the back window and headlights so much
http://www.autoviaggiando.com/archivio/2005/12/23-chevrolet-corvette-z06-2006/corvette%20-%20z06%20-%20large%20-%2010.jpg



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User currently offlineLhrmaccoll From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 13130 times:

Noones put in the ugliest car of all time!
The Citroen Ami-8

Front....


Back....


User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 13068 times:

Quoting Lhrmaccoll (Reply 19):
Noones put in the ugliest car of all time!
The Citroen Ami-8

That one is soFUGLY I cracked up it is almost ugly cute.

Some more picks of the bottom of the design litter pan!

  • Nissan Pathfinder
    http://newvehicleimages.mjmi.com/NISSAN/2006_PATHFINDER_SUPER%20BLACK.jpg
    Compare this gas hogging puker to the 1959 Rambler station wagon and those ugly Trailways Eagle busses from the 60s and 70s.





    Inverted backwards window treatments don't do it for me: Almost as bad as plumpers in bikinis!  vomit 

    But wait! I'll have more soon....



I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7642 posts, RR: 35
Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 13057 times:

Way too many to list here, already saw many in the posts above, so I'll just add a couple more:

Citroen Picasso
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/alizee340/CitroenPicasso_999.jpg
Ford Street Ka

Chevy Impala

(Sorry LOT767 ....  Wink )



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User currently offlineGuitrThree From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2045 posts, RR: 8
Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 13049 times:

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 21):
Chevy Impala

(Sorry LOT767 .... )

Ohhhh..

Everybody here better be installing the mother of all firewalls, because when Lot sees this one, everyone's going to feel the fallout..

Really, ACDC8, the Chevy Impala, and its twin the Caprice, are some of the best iron the USA has ever made (at least the 94-96 years, that is). You must not have ever driven one... About 6 seconds into the zero to 60 time, the feeling you get will make you forget whatever you hated about the looks of the Chevy B Body...

But I must take a step back to the thread starter...
what is wrong with the Dodge Charger? You must not have seen one in Black and White Police paint....



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User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7642 posts, RR: 35
Reply 23, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 13046 times:

Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 22):
Everybody here better be installing the mother of all firewalls, because when Lot sees this one, everyone's going to feel the fallout..

I already stocked the bomb shelter for that one ...  Big grin

Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 22):
Really, ACDC8, the Chevy Impala, and its twin the Caprice, are some of the best iron the USA has ever made (at least the 94-96 years, that is). You must not have ever driven one... About 6 seconds into the zero to 60 time, the feeling you get will make you forget whatever you hated about the looks of the Chevy B Body...

That may very well be, but on looks alone, sorry ..... blah! Of course, we can't forget the third sister in the fleet, the Buick Roadmaster, especially the wagon ..... yikes!



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User currently offlineGuitrThree From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2045 posts, RR: 8
Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 month 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 13046 times:

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 23):
Buick Roadmaster, especially the wagon

Hey now, there's NEVER anything wrong with a good old Woody...



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25 Post contains images ACDC8 : Ok, ok! You're right, the 'ol woody is one nice lookin' car .... The Austin Mini Woody that is ....
26 Post contains images GuitrThree : Nooooo.. THIS is a really Woody.... LT1 Engine Third Seat Wood-grain Opera Window Hood Ornament Buick Ride..... WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? THIS is ONE SWE
27 Post contains images ACDC8 : Style and taste perhaps?
28 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : Honestly. I will come over there, take your Canadian ass out of that sh*thole basement your sitting with those 3 inch trifocals, take you outside and
29 Post contains images ACDC8 : Just don't come and pick me up with your sorry excuse for a, well, whatever the heck that thing is you call a car! If you need a rental, I'll hook yo
30 Halcyon : Actually looks like a litter pan. Fantastically fugly.
31 Post contains links and images LOT767-300ER : You make me drive a Yaris again (I already had to drive one last month) I will make you drive these: It must piss you off knowing someone has 2x more
32 Post contains images ACDC8 : A Fiat and a Trabi .... SWEET!!!!!!! Now those are real cars! Don't forget, you also got 8x the weight! By the way, wasn't the term SS used in nautic
33 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : 8x the weight and 8x the speed. Lets see your car do 11.9 in a quarter mile. I like ships, and I like Super Sport. Son thats a Fiat 126p "Maluch" the
34 Post contains images JJJ : Apart from Nissan Quest, Toolbox Scion, Fiat Multipla, Rodius, Megane and that Pontiac whatever. Any SW Jaguar. WTF!? New Toledo. And his father - Ren
35 LOT767-300ER : One has to admit, some American cars might be bland (ie Impala) but Europeans put out some real shit car sculpting that is way beyond dumb. (See Vel
36 JJJ : There is a race currently going on to find the sleekest and most 'modern', 'sporty' and whatever cool name you may find design. Sometimes, people go
37 Post contains images 777 : Hi folks, I would add this two jewels: Fiat Duna (it's so ugly that we have a special "fans club" here in Italy) Opel Corsa 4 sedan (even worst than t
38 Post contains images L410Turbolet : Ferdinand Porsche must be spinning in his grave. Daewoo Tacuma Hyundai Matrix It's hard to believe that both cars were designed by Pininfarina. What
39 LOT767-300ER : Which is why that car is a failure, and Lancia has failed. Because of crap like that. Look at it, it looks like a larva or some maggot.
40 JJJ : Actually Lancia is a healthy and profitable line within the Fiat group.
41 Post contains links and images Vivek0072 : Sometimes its not only the car, but even the colour, ans some cars look ugly in particular angles as well. eg the Maserati Quattroporte's front in sid
42 LOT767-300ER : Which had to bail them out when they went almost bye bye (of the same reasons) in the 70s.
43 Post contains images AGM100 : Would not be complete without a offering from AMC and Lamorghini
44 Srbmod : Pretty much everything Cadillac has put out since they introduced their Art & Science styling that officially started with the 2003 Cadillac CTS. Plus
45 Post contains images Trav110 : Aston Martin Lagonda (what the hell were they thinking with this one?!   and the Chevy Uplander
46 Post contains images FlyKev : Ok heres a couple from the 'chav' world. Kev.
47 Post contains links LOT767-300ER : I suggest you check out this great site developed against every fucktard that drives a ricer and click on the galleries. http://www.anti-rice.com/
48 AC777LR : I think the same guy was also responsible for the 300 and Magnum if I am not mistaken. I really like the Dodge Charger, its a nice car and all, has l
49 ANITIX87 : I, personally, like it. It looks like a toaster on wheels, haha. Obviously, because EVERY car you listed I think looks really cool (except the Aero).
50 Post contains images Newark777 : If you like driving around in a toaster, all the more power to you. Harry
51 Post contains links and images LOT767-300ER : I know but this mentality dont fly in the USA. Every wagon here is damned. Except for the Magnum...which really only half looks like a wagon. So do I
52 Post contains links and images Zippyjet : Some additional Fuglie ducklings on wheels: Nissan Maxima: Current generation has that ugly rear quarter window and is a popular ride in the "hood!" S
53 Post contains images ACDC8 : Give me some numbers on a stock SS and then we'll talk, otherwise, i'll do some mods on the 'stang and watch you ...... ! The Fiat is a Trabi????????
54 LOT767-300ER : You can use google to pull them myself. I have a Lingenfelter outfit with furtherly redone suspension and transmission work. No, the first one is a M
55 Post contains images ACDC8 : Stock Impala SS (1994, thats about your year, right?): 0-60 = 7.1 sec 1/4 mile = 15.4 sec Stock 2000 Mustang GT: 0-60 = 5.5 sec 1/4 mile = 14.1 sec S
56 LOT767-300ER : #1 Mine is a 96' #2 Stop getting high on NOS-> #3 Those wouldnt be simple mods #4 I never said my car was stock, therefore I dont know what you are a
57 JJJ : Very much the same can be said on most brands on the Big 3.
58 LOT767-300ER : Yes of course, European brands that is for the most part.
59 Post contains images ACDC8 : Sorry, my mistake. 1996 stock Impala SS: 0-60 = 7.3 sec 1/4 mile = 15.6 sec Can't help it, makes me laugh. Few mods on the intake, exhaust and tranny
60 Post contains images MEABeirut : Got a problem with DDR? (most people with inadequate motor skills do... ) It is actually quite popular where I live. This is what sold me! The interi
61 SmithAir747 : Actually, I love all the station wagons mentioned in this thread! (The Buick Roadmaster, the Rambler wagon, the Aston Martin Lagonda, BMW, Mercedes, e
62 GuitrThree : Then I suggest finding a 1972 Chrysler Town and Country with the Wood Grain and 440ci Engine... Absoultly THE best wagon ever...[Edited 2006-07-29 00
63 Post contains images Zippyjet : I would like to see Ford revive the Country Squire wagon. Update it's looks so it doesn't have that stale Crown Victoria design that has overstayed i
64 Post contains images SmithAir747 : Actually, my family had a Chrysler Town & Country wagon--it wasn't a 1972, but the smaller 1978. When I was a child, my huge family (we 10 kids & 2 p
65 Post contains images Zippyjet : This Fuglie ovoid devoid of style car looks like Mason Reese, round, and homley at best. Car stylists who hate their jobs and the men/women that love
66 Post contains images Okelleynyc : You don't know craptacular until you've met the 1947 Crosley pickup truck. Beauty only a blind mother could love. [Edited 2006-07-29 01:43:52]
67 Zippyjet : LOL! That '47 Crosley is right up there with some of the shit off the line today and in these pictures. I'm waiting for someone like Daewoo or even M
68 Lhrmaccoll : Jesus, a trabant
69 Post contains images Zippyjet : We have three very similar cars; 3 very ugly cars, why would anyone want to copy this design?
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