BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1920 times:
I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18871 posts, RR: 64 Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1914 times:
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.
Kaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 28 Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1914 times:
Streak...
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
TPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 22 Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1904 times:
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 4, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1904 times:
Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1): Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.
Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow. Lol, that's one of my ring tones.
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1904 times:
Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 3): other than that i don't know...steal a 737?
We don't get anything bigger than S340's regularly. Though, there is the random MD-80 or 732 charters to LAS.
Kaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 28 Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1895 times:
You should organise a college Frat party...
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
TPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 22 Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1895 times:
go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 9, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1877 times:
Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.
Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 7): go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers
Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.
Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 6): You should organise a college Frat party...
You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.
TPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 22 Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1877 times:
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9): Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. bouncy I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.
sounds exactly like what my fiancee does. she's an airport ops agent at RSW
Kaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 28 Reply 12, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1858 times:
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9): Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.
Make smells like that again and you'll recive your P45 before you know it...!
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9): You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.
I told you i'm genious...
Make some Diet Coke & Mentos rockets...
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 13, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1844 times:
Man, y'all type too fast. This is a thread, not chat. That being said, I have to walk around the terminal and secure all exits and entrances. I'll be back in forty-seven seconds.
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18871 posts, RR: 64 Reply 16, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1831 times:
You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.
AC773 From Canada, joined Nov 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 3 Reply 17, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1808 times:
Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1): Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.
Better yet, hire Westy to impersonate John Hinshaw: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol!"
Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18871 posts, RR: 64 Reply 18, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1791 times:
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 19, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1791 times:
Aircraft From France, joined Jan 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 20, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1785 times:
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter): I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.
Go to the pilot shop and steal 40 ft. of flight line and a gallon of prop wash. That should keep you busy for a while.
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 21, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1785 times:
Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18): That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18871 posts, RR: 64 Reply 22, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1774 times:
26 Fumanchewd: Blows a high volume of air into large aircraft to spool the engines. Some don't have bleed start air because they are old or they are broke.
27 BaylorAirBear: Okay, gotcha now. Thanks. Guess what I just found! A zamboni!!!! I'ma have me a rodeo! BAB
29 Fumanchewd: A floor cleaning machine is great fun, if that's what you found. You can lower the brushes in patterns on floors to make large breasts or smiley face
30 BaylorAirBear: That's exactly what I found. It was just parked over in the corner. I drained the cleaning solution, and can now pop a wheelie! Just to keep you upda
31 Fly727: And you have posted already 10 times since then! Dude, I want your job. RM
32 BaylorAirBear: It'll probably be available by 5 a.m. BAB
33 ZOTAN: We'll I'll be avoiding your airport at night! Say ... you don't happen to have a bulldozer at that place do you?
34 BaylorAirBear: Oh, how I wish I did. I'd demolish some of the more antiquated structures out here, free of charge. BAB
36 Skidmarks: BAB, you don't have a job do you? You have more of a "to do" list interspersed with misbehaving and causing general mayhem while posting on A.net at t
37 BaylorAirBear: Update: I started my new job seven hours and fifty-seven minutes ago. I have ridden a zamboni, learned how to change the range on a radar scope, peele
38 Cornish: You work 7 days a week and have no leave all year ?? What are you - an illegal immigrant ??
40 Doona: Well, what's wrong with that? The SAAB beats the 737 in all respects... *covering myself in flame retardant gel* Good old Swedish machine, that is...
41 TNboy: Kindly report to me at start of duty tomorrow. Dont bother wearing the uniform. Signed Your Supervisor
42 BaylorAirBear: I wish I was his supervisor. Signed TNboy's subconscience
43 FutureSDPDcop: So are you going back for day 2? I agree with whoever posted it earlier, TRIP REPORT!!!
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Though, there is the random MD-80 or 732 charters to LAS. 
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I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.
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