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User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2595 times:

I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.

Any suggestions?

BAB devil 


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20785 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2589 times:

Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 25
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2589 times:

Streak...




Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 19
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2579 times:

you haven't been fired yet?

other than that i don't know...steal a 737?



This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2579 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow. Lol, that's one of my ring tones. Big grin

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 2):
Streak...

Duly noted...

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2579 times:

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 3):
other than that i don't know...steal a 737?

We don't get anything bigger than S340's regularly.  Sad Though, there is the random MD-80 or 732 charters to LAS.  scratchchin 

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 25
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2570 times:

You should organise a college Frat party...


Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2570 times:

go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers


This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2561 times:

You could always go to the bar! Always a safe bet  thumbsup 


Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2552 times:

Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 7):
go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers

Actually, that's one of my responsibilities.  bouncy  I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 6):
You should organise a college Frat party...

You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.  Wink

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 19
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2552 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. bouncy I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

sounds exactly like what my fiancee does. she's an airport ops agent at RSW



This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2552 times:

Just grab a plane and take it for a joy ride. Big grin


Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 25
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2533 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.

Make smells like that again and you'll recive your P45 before you know it...!

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.

I told you i'm genious...

Make some Diet Coke & Mentos rockets...



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2519 times:

Man, y'all type too fast. This is a thread, not chat. That being said, I have to walk around the terminal and secure all exits and entrances. I'll be back in forty-seven seconds.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2516 times:

Fornicate with a huffer-cart.



Hint:Find the button that says "suck" instead of "blow".


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2516 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Any suggestions?

Bab's....I don't think you need any of our suggestions.....your pretty good at coming up with things on your own...LOL

Phyllis  bouncy 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20785 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2506 times:

You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineAC773 From Canada, joined Nov 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2483 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Better yet, hire Westy to impersonate John Hinshaw: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol!"




Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20785 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2466 times:

Quoting AC773 (Reply 17):
Better yet, hire Westy

That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.  silly 



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2466 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 14):
Fornicate with a huffer-cart.

What in the hell is that?

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 14):
Hint:Find the button that says "suck" instead of "blow".

I have a feeling that one day I might come to work and find Aerowesty disguised as this huffer cart.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.

I would rather launch a crusade for the purpose of ending all avatars. I can't stand those things!

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineAircraft From France, joined Jan 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2460 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.

Go to the pilot shop and steal 40 ft. of flight line and a gallon of prop wash. That should keep you busy for a while.  Smile


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2460 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.  silly 

I don't know what on earth you're talking about!

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20785 posts, RR: 62
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2449 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 19):
I can't stand those things!

Neither can I. But these are fun. You can dress yourself up, put on silly hats, all sorts of things.

"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... "



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3085 posts, RR: 20
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2449 times:

A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Now figure that out..

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2441 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 23):
A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Some use the lascivious name of "Airstart".


25 BaylorAirBear : Is that like a gpu? BAB
26 Fumanchewd : Blows a high volume of air into large aircraft to spool the engines. Some don't have bleed start air because they are old or they are broke.
27 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Okay, gotcha now. Thanks. Guess what I just found! A zamboni!!!! I'ma have me a rodeo! BAB
28 Piercey : Where the hell did you find that?
29 Fumanchewd : A floor cleaning machine is great fun, if that's what you found. You can lower the brushes in patterns on floors to make large breasts or smiley face
30 BaylorAirBear : That's exactly what I found. It was just parked over in the corner. I drained the cleaning solution, and can now pop a wheelie! Just to keep you upda
31 Post contains images Fly727 : And you have posted already 10 times since then! Dude, I want your job. RM
32 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : It'll probably be available by 5 a.m. BAB
33 Post contains images ZOTAN : We'll I'll be avoiding your airport at night! Say ... you don't happen to have a bulldozer at that place do you?
34 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Oh, how I wish I did. I'd demolish some of the more antiquated structures out here, free of charge. BAB
35 AeroWesty : Are you going to do a trip report?
36 Post contains images Skidmarks : BAB, you don't have a job do you? You have more of a "to do" list interspersed with misbehaving and causing general mayhem while posting on A.net at t
37 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Update: I started my new job seven hours and fifty-seven minutes ago. I have ridden a zamboni, learned how to change the range on a radar scope, peele
38 Post contains images Cornish : You work 7 days a week and have no leave all year ?? What are you - an illegal immigrant ??
39 Post contains images HAWK21M : Lets see the Pics regds MEL
40 Doona : Well, what's wrong with that? The SAAB beats the 737 in all respects... *covering myself in flame retardant gel* Good old Swedish machine, that is...
41 TNboy : Kindly report to me at start of duty tomorrow. Dont bother wearing the uniform. Signed Your Supervisor
42 BaylorAirBear : I wish I was his supervisor. Signed TNboy's subconscience
43 FutureSDPDcop : So are you going back for day 2? I agree with whoever posted it earlier, TRIP REPORT!!!
44 Senorcarnival : All 2 of them?
45 Post contains images HAWK21M : Differentiate them well. regds MEL
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