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And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To  
User currently offlineTercer From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 142 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 3272 times:

The bright side is that if this scares her straight she will have the funniest story to tell in the future!

Quoting NewsNet5.com 11:14 a.m. EDT July 31, 2006:
Waitress Shown Own License When Asking For ID
WESTLAKE, Ohio -- A waitress who asked a woman to show proof of age upon ordering a drink was shown her own license, police said.

 hissyfit 

The Rest of the Story



 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


It's politically sensitive, but it's going to happen.
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User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6740 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 3249 times:

Or maybe this one...

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/9601292/detail.html

Has marijuana plant stolen, recovers it and takes it to police to report it.



wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlineBR076 From Netherlands, joined May 2005, 1086 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 3233 times:

And the winner is  Smile

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/07/26/criminal.mind.reut/index.html



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User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12569 posts, RR: 46
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 3216 times:
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Quoting BR076 (Reply 2):



Quote:
"I think it's fair to say we were not dealing with a great criminal mind here," U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie said in a statement.

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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 3189 times:

My favorite is an oldie but goodie. Anybody else remember a late night show from 10-15 years back called "America's Dumbest Criminals"? This one idiot got caught on a trooper's dash camera with the following after a simple stop for speeding:

Trooper: "Sir, can I have your license and registration please"?

Idiot: "That coke in the trunk isn't mine."

Trooper: "Please step out of the car and may I have the keys to your trunk."

Paraphrased from memory but that's the gist of it. How stupid can you be.

Close second was the guy who used the reflection off the glass of a security camera enclosure to comb his hair 30 seconds before holding up a 7-11.



Where are all of my respected members going?
User currently offlineDamirc From Slovenia, joined Feb 2004, 726 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 3172 times:

Boy George is not the sharpest tool in the shed (but a tool nonetheless  Wink) either ...

http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/nationa...10/07/Arts/boy_george20051008.html

Pop star Boy George was arrested in New York Friday for suspicion of possessing cocaine after he called police to report a burglary at his Manhattan apartment, police said.

D.


User currently offlineCO7e7 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2849 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 3156 times:

Well, it looks like we have a bunch of stupid criminals... so how about we vote on the #1 spot?  Wink

User currently offlineAislepathLight From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 562 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3099 times:

Any Cleveland folks who listen to WMJI (Majic 105.7) have knuckle heads in the news. One of my favorites is this guy, who steals a dodge from a dealer parking lot around noon, and runs away. The car is actually one of the employee's cars, who call the police. Over at the police station, there is a shift change going on, so you have a large number of officers in the back lot. The guy who stole the car decides to take a short cut, but goes into the police lot, past the police only sign. All the officers have to do is escort him from the car directly in to the station.

You gotta hear that from Lanagan and Malone... They are the best!



"We have slain a large dragon, but we now live in a jungle filled with a bewildering variety of poisonous snakes."
User currently offlinePiercey From Sweden, joined Nov 2005, 2233 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3094 times:

Quoting AislepathLight (Reply 7):
Any Cleveland folks who listen to WMJI (Majic 105.7) have knuckle heads in the news. One of my favorites is this guy, who steals a dodge from a dealer parking lot around noon, and runs away. The car is actually one of the employee's cars, who call the police. Over at the police station, there is a shift change going on, so you have a large number of officers in the back lot. The guy who stole the car decides to take a short cut, but goes into the police lot, past the police only sign. All the officers have to do is escort him from the car directly in to the station.

Right here is Strongsville, that was priceless.



Well I believe it all is coming to an end. Oh well, I guess we are gonna pretend.
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