JAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3675 posts, RR: 4 Posted (8 years 9 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7789 times:
We've got a thread for South Park, now how about one for Family Guy.
I really like Family Guy even if it isn't the funniest show. Each episode has it's funny moments and it's unfunny moments. My favourite episodes is when the Griffins move to the south to escape from the guy trying to kill Chris. Stewie and his redneck band (the Cowtones) sing this song: http://stewiegoingbanjo.ytmnd.com/ . The first time I heard that I was nearly crying in laughter.
American Dad on the other hand, doesn't phase me. I haven't managed to get into that.
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YeahitsK From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 7678 times:
Quoting JAGflyer (Thread starter): My favourite episodes is when the Griffins move to the south to escape from the guy trying to kill Chris.
Although it enforces a stereotype I know not to be true, I really laughed hard at that episode- the scene from the school where the kids are talking about the pig in their class that keeps wrecking the curve on exams. Too funny. It is a great show, although I've missed most of the new episodes from this season and look forward to seeing them in syndication.
United767 From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 356 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 7670 times:
Family Guy is the replacement for the Simpsons, and is much funnier. Don't get me wrong, the Simpsons are still a funny show and will always be one of my all time favorites, but lately it has been lame. Now if we are talking Simpsons 10 years ago then.....Well anyway, Family Guy rocks!
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SKYSERVICE_330 From Canada, joined Sep 2000, 1445 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 7645 times:
I love it!
I own all the seasons on DVD and watch them constantly. I thought the movie was awesome too.
Chris Griffin: Mom! Look at me!
[jumps in pool]
Chris Griffin: How was that?
Lois Griffin: Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.
Chris Griffin: You were in the Olympics?
Lois Griffin: No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.
Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!
Tricia Takanawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one.
Tricia Takanawa: Thank you, Mayor West.
Diane Simmons: In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period.
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been.
Dragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 4008 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 7628 times:
(Brian is shown behind the White House next to a tree with a treehouse in it. George Bush is in the treehouse.)
Brian: President Bush?
George Bush: Go away!
Brian: Sir, we need you to come down!
George Bush: I'm reading "Super Fudge!"
Brian: Sir, there's a natural disater going on!
George Bush: Don't make me do stuff...
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois! (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around! Oh you can't hear me now? I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch!
Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.
Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.
JAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3675 posts, RR: 4
Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 7586 times:
Peter (after coming home drunk): Oh, Lois thank God it's you! The last few houses I went to were very rude.
Lois: Okay here we go, "What color is a firetruck?" Peter: Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm..okay..uhh..all right..firetruck..firetruck firetruck firetruck firetruck. What color are those red firetrucks? Uhh..Oh god I can picture them now...all red and everything.
...and because this is A.net
British Mother: Queue up, children. Here are the tickets, miss.These are all ours. Thank you. Stewie Griffin: Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five Spam and eggs, a baby's arm holding an apple.
Flight Attendant: Hot towel sir? Stewie:Yes please. (pulls down pants and shows bottom.
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A330Fan1 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 856 posts, RR: 10
Reply 24, posted (8 years 9 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 7452 times:
family guy is great. it involves a smart sense of humor that is lost on most other shows. I feel that recently the simpsons has followed suit in terms of the type of ridiculous occurrences that occur in the show, as in family guy. probably my 2 favorite shows.
: LOL, thanks CO7e7! That just about sums it up eh.
: Thanks to Clogman... I Love Family guy! *Joe falls off boat* Joe: Hellpppp Pregnant Woman: He cant even swim! Peter: Oh C'mon he aint even Kicking, Ki
: This is definatly one of my favorite quotes Peter (to Lois): Lois, The Drunken Clam has been taken over by a bunch of limey tea suckin British basta
: "My DAughter would Absolutly LOOOOOVE YOU" "Hey there paper boy, you like Popsicles, I got a whooole freeza full of Popsicles down in the cella." VER
: The greatest cartoon ever created. Period! I love it!
: 1) Stewie 2) Peter 3) Brian 4) Lois 5) Meg 6) Chris I agree completely!!! It's incredibly hilarious. Seth MacFarlane is too smart, guys please watch h