Dc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3139 times:
Yes it is hard to belive, but the HOOTERS girl I have been dateing these past few weeks is still a virgin! I could not believe it my self!. She has agreed to give it up this Wednesday afternoon. This Wendesday I will pick her up, we will drive to DFW and board AA66 to ORD, and this will be her FIRST EVER time on an airplane.! She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777. I figured her first time should be with a big one.
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas. She is very scared about her first flight. Hopefully she wont chicken out. If she does, we have a problem.
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3138 times:
I had a first time flyer sit directly behind me on my SLC-EWR flight. Miserable.
9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3130 times:
Make sure you keep an eye on those 2 huge engines and watch for wierd noises coming from her undercarriage. Make sure you don't land too early and make sure your seat is in the upright position at all times.
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 9, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 3049 times:
Flight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3292 posts, RR: 7 Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 3033 times:
Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 11, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 3033 times:
Quoting Flight152 (Reply 10): Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?
Well, we've been waiting for updates since word came of his first drunken encounter with her.
Flight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3292 posts, RR: 7 Reply 13, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2996 times:
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?
MD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8418 posts, RR: 13 Reply 14, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2987 times:
Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13): Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?
Aircraft From France, joined Jan 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 15, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2987 times:
Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter): Yes it is hard to belive, but the HOOTERS girl I have been dateing these past few weeks is still a virgin! I could not believe it my self!. She has agreed to give it up this Wednesday afternoon. This Wendesday I will pick her up, we will drive to DFW and board AA66 to ORD, and this will be her FIRST EVER time on an airplane.! She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777. I figured her first time should be with a big one.
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas.
Dc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2975 times:
Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13): Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?
Flight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3292 posts, RR: 7 Reply 17, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2958 times:
Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.
Dc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2950 times:
Quoting Aircraft (Reply 15): Why don't you induct her into the mile high club?
Believe it or not we have not reached that level in our *dateing*. I doubt it will. We are at different stages in life and we will continue to go out, it will not likely go beyond that. She has made mistakes in her life, she has had a hard time. She wants to take things very slow for a considerble amount of time. She is a single mom paying her own way, she is going to school, and trying to improve her life. She does not really want to get into a long term commited relationship right now which could alter her plans of graduating from college.
Vikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 8228 posts, RR: 28 Reply 19, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2950 times:
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Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13): Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?
Dude, you missed the boat on that one, huh?
Anyway, good luck with the cherry poppin.
~Vik
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Continental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5476 posts, RR: 21 Reply 20, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2927 times:
RichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 21, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2927 times:
Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17): Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.
This goes with the other thread about how baby feeding is sex.
TNNH From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 219 posts, RR: 0 Reply 23, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2821 times:
i think all of you people need serious psychiatric help.
ANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3233 posts, RR: 14 Reply 24, posted (6 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2730 times:
Wow. I'm really surprised how many people had his joke go right over their heads! HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOING TO HAVE SEX, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT OFFENDED!!!!!!! HE'S TAKING HER AIRPLANE VIRGINITY!!!!!
Good luck with it, man, and don't forget to protect yourself. Do it safely. There will be a rubber between or under your seats depending on where you are sitting.
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25 RichPhitzwell: Just imagine, her virgin flight on a virgin ac and taking her virginity all at the same time. but who would have such powers, who could possibly pull
26 LOT767-300ER: Oh wow I cant believe you missed that!
28 NeilYYZ: Just an amazingly stupid term. It's like when I took my girlfriend fishing for the first time, did I take her Fishing Virginity? Shit no, I just took
30 Tercer: Mile high Club Before landing Briefing: Fly the ILS 27L, If you do go missed approach ATC vectors to the ILS back course on 09R
31 AA61Hvy: Looks like she was already cleared for lift off...
32 NeilYYZ: No, just sitting in a Bass Tracker drinking some beers and enjoying the outdoors, fly fishing involves standing in a river, and it's hard to keep a c
33 Tom in NO: In more ways than one, my friend.....in more ways than one ..... Tom at MSY
35 Roadrunner165: I don't see why some people are making such a stink about the title and content of this thread, I thought the 'play on words' use for the title was fu
36 Jap: I get the title and I think it's funny... What's even funnier is that you HAVE to point out in EVERY DAMN THREAD/POST YOU MAKE ABOUT HER that she's a
37 CO7e7: Dc10s4ever, NICE!! Now that's classy! Have fun -Zaki
38 Usair320: LOL. pretty much had me rolling out of my chai on that one.
39 VinnieWinnie: Wow never left Texas never been on a plane that sounds a bit weird then again we should consider ourselves lucky to be able to travel! Good luck to he
40 Jap: 1) don't know. 2) No Look at the shirt- it says Hooters MELBOURNE- that's an Aussie hooters girl (who has a penis)
41 VinnieWinnie: Lol silly me! Just that i saw her in the 2 recent threats and therefore started to wonder! But yeah should have had a closer look + for dumb people l
42 BaylorAirBear: Dude, you better take some pics. Even a crappy cell phone pic will do, but we're not getting taken for a ride any longer without concrete evidence. BA
44 ORFflyer: So do most folks, me included. Only a few folks didn't get it.... probably because they don't get "it".... I don't think so, and like I mentioned abo
45 Aerotik: Will all you offended poster boys and gals just GET A SENSE OF HUMOR already. If you want, you can say the occasion is a Neo-flight and be done with a
46 TWFirst: It seems to have gotten your attention... you claim to be offended by the title, yet you opened the thread. Methinks you doth protest too much... pro
47 Leezyjet: Has she remembered to apply for a passport ? She might think that you are taking her "overseas" if you fly over lake Michigan !!!. I don't understand
48 Kieron747: Well he's got a tough choice there. I'm sure he'll be pining to sit by the window, yet he will obviously want to allow her to see the view. Tough cal
49 BaylorAirBear: DC10s, do you actually call her Hooters Girl? BAB
50 EA CO AS: Yes, he identifies all his dates by their occupation. So far he's dated "Olive Garden Hostess Girl," "Wal-Mart Cashier Girl," and "Petsmart Adoption
51 AA61Hvy: Don't forget "Spit Ball Scraper person at the movies girl" or "Bearded Lady in Barnum and Bailey's Circus Girl."
52 BowflexBrennan: Am I the only one who noticed this here? He said she was a virgin, but he also said she was a mother. If your lying, that's alright, because a MILF i
53 ANITIX87: Wow! You didn't read this very well, did you? We've been griping for like 5 days about how he's taking her AIRPLANE virginity, not her SEXUAL virgini
54 LTU932: I didn't, and I actually thought for a second he was going to join the Mile High Club with her. Finally, I get to post this:
55 Carmenlu15: I don't know which is funnier, the thread starter or the sense of humor (or lack thereof) of some people here...
56 BaylorAirBear: It is now Thursday. Time for the t/r! BAB
57 Thorben: Why do you always claim to be the "best in the world" in everything when most of you haven't seen anything of the world???
58 Dc10s4ever: Have not gone. I am soooooo sick. I have not been out of bed since Tues AM. I have a fever of 103 since Tuesday I cant even keep a glass of water dow
59 BaylorAirBear: Dude, I assure you, the whole of A.net is severely disappointed in you. BAB
60 Kieron747: RE: AA Kicks KIX! Dc10s4ever 2006-08-09 05:40:44 RE: AA Kicks KIX! Dc10s4ever 2006-08-09 00:07:32 RE: AA Kicks KIX! Dc10s4ever 2006-08-08 22:03:49 RE
61 Aaron747: Only because it needs to be reiterated again...if you're posting this kind of stuff in this forum, it ain't happening.
62 Luxair: I think there is a huge lack of humor here an A.net! Comments like:Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17): Then why is the title of the thread only mention that
63 Dc10s4ever: My bed is 15 feet from my computer, yes I did get out of bed to go throw up a few times. It was a figure of speech dumb ass! Yes I did stop by the co
64 AA61Hvy: If you have a fever for as long as you say you did, you better go to the doctor. Eventually a chronic fever can cause brain damage.....
65 BaylorAirBear: Or worse, delirium, causing you to say things like BAB
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