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I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!  
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3759 times:

Yes it is hard to belive, but the HOOTERS girl I have been dateing these past few weeks is still a virgin! I could not believe it my self!. She has agreed to give it up this Wednesday afternoon. This Wendesday I will pick her up, we will drive to DFW and board AA66 to ORD, and this will be her FIRST EVER time on an airplane.! She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777. I figured her first time should be with a big one.
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas. She is very scared about her first flight. Hopefully she wont chicken out. If she does, we have a problem.

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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3758 times:

I had a first time flyer sit directly behind me on my SLC-EWR flight. Miserable.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3750 times:

Make sure you keep an eye on those 2 huge engines and watch for wierd noises coming from her undercarriage. Make sure you don't land too early and make sure your seat is in the upright position at all times.  Wink

User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3739 times:

Whoop! We are all proud of you. Is this your first time with a virgin? You know they get attached, she may even want be with you on every flight.  bigthumbsup 

User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8768 posts, RR: 42
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3739 times:

Whoop Whoop! Windshear! Windshear! Whoop Whoop!


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3727 times:

Are you leaving the kids behind? That's a bit mean LOL.  Silly

User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3701 times:

Im speechless..  rotf 

Lew


User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3689 times:




Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3677 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 5):
Are you leaving the kids behind? That's a bit mean LOL

No the kids are not comming. It is a quickie day trip. Return on AA67


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3669 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 8):
It is a quickie

Hooters girls are good at those.  Wink

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineFlight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3413 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3653 times:

Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?

User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3653 times:

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 10):
Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?

Well, we've been waiting for updates since word came of his first drunken encounter with her.  Wink

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3628 times:

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 10):
Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?

It is an aviation web site, and this will be her first airplane ride! That is the point.


User currently offlineFlight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3413 posts, RR: 6
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3616 times:

Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8508 posts, RR: 12
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3607 times:

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13):
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

Because it's more fun that way.


User currently offlineAircraft From France, joined Jan 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3607 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Yes it is hard to belive, but the HOOTERS girl I have been dateing these past few weeks is still a virgin! I could not believe it my self!. She has agreed to give it up this Wednesday afternoon. This Wendesday I will pick her up, we will drive to DFW and board AA66 to ORD, and this will be her FIRST EVER time on an airplane.! She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777. I figured her first time should be with a big one.
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas.

Why don't you induct her into the mile high club?

I'd like to see the trip report on that one.  Big grin


User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3595 times:

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13):
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

It is her airplane virginity

[Edited 2006-08-06 20:20:42]

User currently offlineFlight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3413 posts, RR: 6
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3578 times:

Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.

User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3570 times:

Quoting Aircraft (Reply 15):
Why don't you induct her into the mile high club?

Believe it or not we have not reached that level in our *dateing*. I doubt it will. We are at different stages in life and we will continue to go out, it will not likely go beyond that. She has made mistakes in her life, she has had a hard time. She wants to take things very slow for a considerble amount of time. She is a single mom paying her own way, she is going to school, and trying to improve her life. She does not really want to get into a long term commited relationship right now which could alter her plans of graduating from college.


User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10346 posts, RR: 26
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3570 times:

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13):
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

Dude, you missed the boat on that one, huh?  rotfl 

Anyway, good luck with the cherry poppin.

~Vik



How can I be an admiral without my cap??!
User currently offlineContinental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5522 posts, RR: 17
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3547 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 16):
It is her airplane virginity

Take pictures of you sitting next to her on the plane!


User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 3547 times:

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17):
Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.

This goes with the other thread about how baby feeding is sex.  banghead 


User currently offlineNWDC10 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 3456 times:

Pretty sick thread. You should have titled it in a more "Respectable Way". "Pride Comes Before A Fall". Robert NWDC10

User currently offlineTNNH From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 219 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 3441 times:

i think all of you people need serious psychiatric help.

TNNH


User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3309 posts, RR: 13
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 3350 times:
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Wow. I'm really surprised how many people had his joke go right over their heads! HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOING TO HAVE SEX, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT OFFENDED!!!!!!! HE'S TAKING HER AIRPLANE VIRGINITY!!!!!

Good luck with it, man, and don't forget to protect yourself. Do it safely. There will be a rubber between or under your seats depending on where you are sitting.

TIS



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25 RichPhitzwell : Just imagine, her virgin flight on a virgin ac and taking her virginity all at the same time. but who would have such powers, who could possibly pull
26 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : Oh wow I cant believe you missed that!
27 RichPhitzwell : oh forgot one...on virgin airlines
28 NeilYYZ : Just an amazingly stupid term. It's like when I took my girlfriend fishing for the first time, did I take her Fishing Virginity? Shit no, I just took
29 Pulkovokiwi : Was it fly fishing by any chance?
30 Post contains images Tercer : Mile high Club Before landing Briefing: Fly the ILS 27L, If you do go missed approach ATC vectors to the ILS back course on 09R
31 Post contains images AA61Hvy : Looks like she was already cleared for lift off...
32 NeilYYZ : No, just sitting in a Bass Tracker drinking some beers and enjoying the outdoors, fly fishing involves standing in a river, and it's hard to keep a c
33 Post contains images Tom in NO : In more ways than one, my friend.....in more ways than one ..... Tom at MSY
34 Post contains images Kieron747 : Kieron747
35 Roadrunner165 : I don't see why some people are making such a stink about the title and content of this thread, I thought the 'play on words' use for the title was fu
36 Post contains images Jap : I get the title and I think it's funny... What's even funnier is that you HAVE to point out in EVERY DAMN THREAD/POST YOU MAKE ABOUT HER that she's a
37 CO7e7 : Dc10s4ever, NICE!! Now that's classy! Have fun -Zaki
38 Usair320 : LOL. pretty much had me rolling out of my chai on that one.
39 Post contains images VinnieWinnie : Wow never left Texas never been on a plane that sounds a bit weird then again we should consider ourselves lucky to be able to travel! Good luck to he
40 Post contains images Jap : 1) don't know. 2) No Look at the shirt- it says Hooters MELBOURNE- that's an Aussie hooters girl (who has a penis)
41 Post contains images VinnieWinnie : Lol silly me! Just that i saw her in the 2 recent threats and therefore started to wonder! But yeah should have had a closer look + for dumb people l
42 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Dude, you better take some pics. Even a crappy cell phone pic will do, but we're not getting taken for a ride any longer without concrete evidence. BA
43 F9Animal : Whoop, Whoop, Terrain, Terrain! Whoop, Whoop, Pull Out, Pull Out! vibrator, stick shaker!!!!!!!!!! Stall, Stall, Stall, Stall!!!! 50, 40, 30, 20, 10..
44 Post contains images ORFflyer : So do most folks, me included. Only a few folks didn't get it.... probably because they don't get "it".... I don't think so, and like I mentioned abo
45 Aerotik : Will all you offended poster boys and gals just GET A SENSE OF HUMOR already. If you want, you can say the occasion is a Neo-flight and be done with a
46 TWFirst : It seems to have gotten your attention... you claim to be offended by the title, yet you opened the thread. Methinks you doth protest too much... pro
47 Post contains images Leezyjet : Has she remembered to apply for a passport ? She might think that you are taking her "overseas" if you fly over lake Michigan !!!. I don't understand
48 Post contains images Kieron747 : Well he's got a tough choice there. I'm sure he'll be pining to sit by the window, yet he will obviously want to allow her to see the view. Tough cal
49 BaylorAirBear : DC10s, do you actually call her Hooters Girl? BAB
50 Post contains images EA CO AS : Yes, he identifies all his dates by their occupation. So far he's dated "Olive Garden Hostess Girl," "Wal-Mart Cashier Girl," and "Petsmart Adoption
51 AA61Hvy : Don't forget "Spit Ball Scraper person at the movies girl" or "Bearded Lady in Barnum and Bailey's Circus Girl."
52 Post contains images BowflexBrennan : Am I the only one who noticed this here? He said she was a virgin, but he also said she was a mother. If your lying, that's alright, because a MILF i
53 ANITIX87 : Wow! You didn't read this very well, did you? We've been griping for like 5 days about how he's taking her AIRPLANE virginity, not her SEXUAL virgini
54 Post contains images LTU932 : I didn't, and I actually thought for a second he was going to join the Mile High Club with her. Finally, I get to post this:
55 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : I don't know which is funnier, the thread starter or the sense of humor (or lack thereof) of some people here...
56 BaylorAirBear : It is now Thursday. Time for the t/r! BAB
57 Thorben : Why do you always claim to be the "best in the world" in everything when most of you haven't seen anything of the world???
58 Dc10s4ever : Have not gone. I am soooooo sick. I have not been out of bed since Tues AM. I have a fever of 103 since Tuesday I cant even keep a glass of water dow
59 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Dude, I assure you, the whole of A.net is severely disappointed in you. BAB
60 Kieron747 : RE: AA Kicks KIX! Dc10s4ever 2006-08-09 05:40:44 RE: AA Kicks KIX! Dc10s4ever 2006-08-09 00:07:32 RE: AA Kicks KIX! Dc10s4ever 2006-08-08 22:03:49 RE
61 Aaron747 : Only because it needs to be reiterated again...if you're posting this kind of stuff in this forum, it ain't happening.
62 Post contains images Luxair : I think there is a huge lack of humor here an A.net! Comments like:Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17): Then why is the title of the thread only mention that
63 Dc10s4ever : My bed is 15 feet from my computer, yes I did get out of bed to go throw up a few times. It was a figure of speech dumb ass! Yes I did stop by the co
64 AA61Hvy : If you have a fever for as long as you say you did, you better go to the doctor. Eventually a chronic fever can cause brain damage.....
65 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Or worse, delirium, causing you to say things like BAB
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