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GKirk Goes To London This Weekend....oh Dear  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 2768 times:

Righty ho, it seems that I shall be popping down to London this weekend with Nighthawk and MYT332.
As you know, I'm a fierce Scotsman  Wink so I'll be looking for a few Scottish pubs in the Londres area. Anyone know of any?
Or do I have to go around kicking the hell out of all the Cockney bastards?  Wink
 duck 


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 2768 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Righty ho, it seems that I shall be popping down to London this weekend with Nighthawk and MYT332

God help us  Wink Big grin




Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 2756 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Or do I have to go around kicking the hell out of all the Cockney bastards?

Judging by that video of you meeting BMIFlyer, you'll just keep quiet and hide in the corner  Wink


User currently offlineViv From Ireland, joined May 2005, 3142 posts, RR: 28
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 2753 times:

If you move from Scotland to England, you will thereby raise the average I.Q. in both of those places.


Nikon D700, Nikkor 80-400, Fuji X Pro 1, Fujinon 35 f/1.4, Fujinon 18 f/2
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2729 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 2):
Judging by that video of you meeting BMIFlyer, you'll just keep quiet and hide in the corner

Nicely put Big grin



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2724 times:

Gkirk's coming to London ???



Thank god I'm in Vienna and Budapest this weekend  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2718 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Or do I have to go around kicking the hell out of all the Cockney bastards?

Yes, you do! It's a ruddy good plan too!



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineSpeedbirdie From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 917 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2707 times:

Erm, was no one going to tell me?


Never give up..
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2704 times:

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 7):
Erm, was no one going to tell me?

Thought Alex or Gavin would have told you?



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineExpress1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2701 times:

GKIRK

all the Scottish pubs in london knew in advanced that your on your way to London,they have put up a big notice in advance that they will be closeing on the day of your arrival due to a possible over crowding due to popular demand  crowded   crowded   crowded   crowded   crowded   crowded 

dave


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2691 times:

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 7):
Erm, was no one going to tell me?

I wasnt going to tell you cause I thought it might put you off coming...... plus youve been in bed all morning anyway!



That'll teach you
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2683 times:

Keep the bastard and put him in the Tower with the rest of the traitors!!  devil 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineSpeedbirdie From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 917 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2680 times:

No, Alex or Gavin didnt tell me!
Oh well.. I shall not be attending anyway to be honest and thats nothing to do with you Kirkie..  Smile
Enjoy the wankathon *cough* I mean the sites of London....  Wink



Never give up..
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2680 times:

Quoting Viv (Reply 3):
If you move from Scotland to England, you will thereby raise the average I.Q. in both of those places

shouldnt that be lower the I.Q in both places?

EDIT: My 2,000th post... Wooo!

[Edited 2006-08-09 12:53:22]


That'll teach you
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2652 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Keep the bastard and put him in the Tower with the rest of the traitors!!

no thank you. We don't want that environmental timebomb locked up in the middle of London.

I say we deport him.

(I hear the Democratic Republic of Congo is nice this time of year) Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineViv From Ireland, joined May 2005, 3142 posts, RR: 28
Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2646 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 13):
shouldnt that be lower the I.Q in both places?

No. Think about it ...



Nikon D700, Nikkor 80-400, Fuji X Pro 1, Fujinon 35 f/1.4, Fujinon 18 f/2
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2646 times:

Ah, well. At least the South African, Australian and Kiwi communities in London will have someone to outwit for once...


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2640 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 16):
Ah, well. At least the South African, Australian and Kiwi communities in London will have someone to outwit for once...

 snooty 



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4532 posts, RR: 9
Reply 18, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2636 times:

Have just scorched a path from the Home Counties to Dover (M40, M25, M26, M20). I couldn't get out of the region fast enough. Am now safely ensconced in my Dutch haven *pant* *pant* Had to cross some 50 km of France in the process, but everything has a downside  Wink

 bouncy 



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2636 times:

looks like the trip is cancelled now.... everyone has pulled out since gkirk announced he was going!

[Edited 2006-08-09 13:20:57]


That'll teach you
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2627 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 19):
GKirk has a higher than average I.Q in both england and scotland?

Are you really that thick?  Yeah sure
I have a higher IQ than English folk, whilst my IQ drags the Scottish average down.
I.E. Scottish people have a higher IQ than English people.



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineViv From Ireland, joined May 2005, 3142 posts, RR: 28
Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2627 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 20):
have a higher IQ than English folk, whilst my IQ drags the Scottish average down.
I.E. Scottish people have a higher IQ than English people.

Bingo!



Nikon D700, Nikkor 80-400, Fuji X Pro 1, Fujinon 35 f/1.4, Fujinon 18 f/2
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2596 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 20):
Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 19):
GKirk has a higher than average I.Q in both england and scotland?

Are you really that thick?
I have a higher IQ than English folk, whilst my IQ drags the Scottish average down.
I.E. Scottish people have a higher IQ than English people.

The fact that you've all ended up debating in such detail that incredibly old joke tends to suggest that this might not entirely be accurate...



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2592 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
The fact that you've all ended up debating in such detail that incredibly old joke tends to suggest that this might not entirely be accurate...

Hopefully they'll spend so long to actually talk it through, they'll forget they were supposed to be coming down to London at all  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2579 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
Hopefully they'll spend so long to actually talk it through, they'll forget they were supposed to be coming down to London at all

He'll get lost there, with luck, and arrested as a vagrant. Deported to Afghanistan and then he's gone for good! Big grin

Now, who's god should I start praying to.....................  stirthepot 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
25 Post contains images Gkirk : Christ, have you not dropped dead yet you git?
26 Post contains images Skidmarks : Nope. Still here to annoy the shit out of you! Andy and still alive!
27 Post contains images Gkirk : Not for long
28 Kazzie : Argh your going, and you to Gav...
29 Speedbirdie : Kaz, sort that sentence out.. it made no frigging sense at all..
30 Post contains images Express1 : if your saying that you got a higher IQ than us English folk,then come over and we will put you through a lier detecter. dave
31 Post contains images Gkirk : Would that be Lie Detector?
32 Post contains images Skidmarks : No, wot dave sed! Andy
33 Post contains images AA61Hvy : I can only pray that MYT332 doctors a video and puts in some throw up noises again..
34 AeroWesty : So Scotland has finally run out of ale?
35 Post contains images Myt332 : No need to doctor the video this time. After 2 pints of mild Kirkie will be puking all over the place. God help me.
36 Post contains images Skidmarks : Too late for that old son! Andy
37 Myt332 : I know you're old and all that but surely you're not God? I'd say son of Doubting Thomas at the oldest..
38 Post contains images Skidmarks : And your just an oik!! And if I say I'm God, you better believe it! Andy
39 Post contains images Express1 : we do like gkirk really!!! dave
40 Post contains images Cornish : We do ????!!!!
41 Post contains images Thom@s : Punishment has come a long way since when you grew up you know... Pff, just because of that long white beard... Since when? Thom@s
42 JGPH1A : That would in line with the provisions of the Vagrancy and Loitering (Scots) Act of 1751, as amended Item 19: Itinerant and drunken spavined Picts Sc
43 Post contains images ThePRGuy : I'm part Scot However, I'm not a drunk....Am I not a true Scot?
44 Myt332 : Do you wear a skirt?
45 ThePRGuy : Thats a negative, I'm more used to work clothes, I don't want to be a laughing stock...
46 Post contains images JGPH1A : Cornish wears a skirt as HIS work clothes - mind you, he is a laughing stock, it's true. It's a leather mini (say no more !).
47 Banco : The only reason you know that is because it's the one you sold him when the diet of burgers finally meant that you couldn't squeeze into it any more.
48 LTBEWR : This is all London needs, Gkirk in town and the copy busting up a huge terror plot at the same time. I hope he wasn't planning to fly to London, he mi
49 Post contains images Thom@s : Quote: "How do you keep the locals off the booze long enough to pass the test?" -Prince Phillip, when visiting a driving school in Scotland. Thom@s
50 Post contains images Gkirk : Hell with that, I was never planning on going to London
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