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Doin' The Butt!  
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 4201 times:

I wanted to title this thread "Am I weird or what?", but I knew it would just draw WAYYYY to many obvious responses.


If you saw the movie by Spike Lee called "School Daze" you'll remember there was a very catchy song called 'Doing the butt', which I thought was funny, and somewhat morbidly catchy.

Now with all difference to Westy, et al on the pink team; I think doing the butt is quite a natural thing for the guys (on the pink team) to do. Makes tons of sense, kinda gross, but the mechanics are understood.

Now here is the problem. I know of a lot of guys who are hetro, who love to (clearing throat) sing that song while they are with their wives. I DON'T effing get this!! One of the reasons my wife is bailing on me is because while I can barely stand to be behind her during normal coitus, I HATE chasing for pennies.

WTF Is up with STRAIGHT guys and the penny love? Ok, your woman had 3 kids naturally and the doc did a lousy job sewing her up, ok, fine, I get that.. but what a I missing (besides the smell)??

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User currently onlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5678 posts, RR: 32
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 4175 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
I know of a lot of guys who are hetro, who love to (clearing throat) sing that song while they are with their wives. I DON'T effing get this!!

From what my straight friends tell me, it's either curiosity and the fun of trying something new, or it's tighter and they prefer that.

And not all gays do it either. Some do, some don't. Heterosexuals seem to think that's all homosexual guys want to do. Not true.

And you also have otherwise straight guys who go looking for gay guys to give them something their wives or girlfriend can't. They're not interested in anything else and will not recipocate in any way and are not interested in men's bodies. Except for one part, that is. I know two such guys, both married and who would be considered "men's men". They want the one thing and then leave.

People are curious and want to experiment. Some do and like it, others don't and never know what they're missing!


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4158 times:

I have a couple of breeder colleagues who enjoy back-door spelunking and address it as a great victory if they can achieve it. They especially tout a technique they call the "donkey punch," which, I gather, involves a sharp blow to the lumbar with a fist at the "Yahtzee!" stage.

While I think its screamingly funny, I can't even begin to imagine applying "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), much less my own sigmoidoscopy.


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4155 times:

Curiosity for me. Wife let me give it a go after a few years of asking, but alas, it didn't work. I won't repeat her words here. Lets just say it didn't fit.....and no, i'm not blowing my own horn here.  blush 

Never tried again.



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4145 times:

I've heard BAB keeps a bottle of "VCR Head Cleaner" in his truck, which has developed a peculiar locker room fragrance.  scratchchin   butthead 

User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4140 times:

Ive wondered about it. But never had the balls, so to speak, to ask the little lady... Then again I have a gay friend and he's said the only reason men get pleasure from it is becasue it has somethin to do with the prostate or some such thing. Maybe I'll ask her sometime...  blush 


Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4140 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 5):
the only reason men get pleasure from it is becasue it has somethin to do with the prostate or some such thing

I've been told that there is a pleasure "button" if you like up "there" which is the second way of gaining an orgasm.
Apparently....
Saying that, I have never understood any attraction in it for a man and woman as a couple. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'......
Thanks
PR

[Edited 2006-08-15 03:15:46]

User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4116 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 5):
Maybe I'll ask her sometime...

I would think her having a prostate would initiate a whole other line of questioning.


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4113 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 7):
I would think her having a prostate would initiate a whole other line of questioning.

lol. Nooo. I ment discussing the whole anal thing. not her having a *shudders* prostate. God, christmas would be akward. *remebers scene from Ace Ventura where they discover she is really a he*  vomit 



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4094 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
One of the reasons my wife is bailing on me

You're saying one of the reasons your wife is leaving you is because you won't throw it in the pooper?!? Ted, buddy, ol' pal, give her my number. I love poking the brown eye.

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineCoal From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 2017 posts, RR: 9
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4094 times:

Does anal sex lead to hemmorroids?

What other colon diseases does it lead to?

Coal



Nxt Flts: VA SYD-CBR-SYD | VA SYD-OOL-SYD | JQ SYD-MEL | VA MEL-CBR-SYD | DL SYD-LAX-ATL-MIA | B6 FLL-DCA-BOS | DL BOS-L
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20513 posts, RR: 62
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4085 times:

Ted, you NEED this CD.  Wink

http://www.jeff-stryker.com/pooper3.html

(Link safe for work as long as you don't have the sound turned on.)



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4063 times:



User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20513 posts, RR: 62
Reply 13, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4053 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 12):

 rotfl 



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 4023 times:

That "Passage" is a one way system... DOWN AND OUT!

But then again, i've heard when the river runs red, take the dirt path...



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineCoal From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 2017 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 3971 times:

Don't some fish swim upstream?

Coal



Nxt Flts: VA SYD-CBR-SYD | VA SYD-OOL-SYD | JQ SYD-MEL | VA MEL-CBR-SYD | DL SYD-LAX-ATL-MIA | B6 FLL-DCA-BOS | DL BOS-L
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 3940 times:

I find it funny that some guys are so terrified to seem gay that they just don't want to do this- done properly, this isn't disgusting and not messy at all, so I can't find any explanation for being "terrified" of doing this other than the fear of being perceived as gay- which is kind of cute in an un-informed kind of way.  Wink

Guys prefer it because it's A LOT tighter (however, if the girl "trains" the right muscles, the other hole could become right as tight), and should, apparently, give better (and completely different from vaginal) orgasms for the girl. IF done properly- with no lubrication and if the woman can't relax, it WILL hurt. But it's not impossible.

Personally, I haven't tried this at all, and I have a lot of problems relaxing during "the act" so I doubt I ever will. The past guys I've been this have told me from the start that they wouldn't even consider doing this (without me even requesting it) and I KNOW it's because they think it's gay and are afraid of being perceived as such  Wink


User currently onlineIndy From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 4548 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3919 times:

Wow. Just wow. Do I need add anything else? lol


Indy = Indianapolis and not Independence Air
User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2290 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3905 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
on the pink team



Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
chasing for pennies



Quoting IAH777 (Reply 2):
back-door spelunking



Quoting IAH777 (Reply 2):
"The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink),



Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
poking the brown eye.



Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 14):
when the river runs red, take the dirt path...

Some funny stuff here! Personally I've never had the urge to break down the back door, it's an exit not an entrance IMO. I can see that there's a certain time of the month when the tradesman's might seem like a good idea but there are other options!

BF



Fortune favours the brave
User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 19, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3893 times:

I haven't enjoyed said pleasures, not because I'm a breeder but because I DON'T WANT TO SEE MR. HAPPY (even if wrapped in a raincoat) COVERED IN POO AFTER THE FACT!


"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20513 posts, RR: 62
Reply 20, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3885 times:

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 19):
I DON'T WANT TO SEE MR. HAPPY (even if wrapped in a raincoat) COVERED IN POO AFTER THE FACT!

There's only poo if you're doing it wrong.

Quoting Jap (Reply 16):
I find it funny that some guys are so terrified to seem gay that they just don't want to do this

Even funnier are the number of straight guys who want to do "the butt thing" without anyone finding out about it.

I know who you are.  Wink



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days ago) and read 3850 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 20):
Even funnier are the number of straight guys who want to do "the butt thing" without anyone finding out about it.

I know who you are.

Why, is your PM box full?  scratchchin 

Personally, there's nothing about the dookie chute that piques my interest. Other than my daily constitutional, I can't say I give the ol' Hershey Highway a second thought. I've never breached the subject with the wife, but I'm sure it would be met with a "WTF? Are you crazy? Absolutely not! Get off me!"  laughing 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20513 posts, RR: 62
Reply 22, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days ago) and read 3842 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 21):
Why, is your PM box full?

 ziplip 

True story, this guy I knew in Houston (but I only ever knew him from this hotel we both used to stay at in Hollywood years ago--don't ask  Wink ), kept a perpetual ad running in the local swingers rag, saying he was a single male looking for couples. He said he'd get 3 or 4 calls a week where the guys would say they'd want to come by to "try him out" before bringing the wife by.

He said he never saw the wives, but a few of the guys would call again for another free trial. ::wink:: ::wink:: ::nudge:: ::nudge::



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineBHMNONREV From Australia, joined Aug 2003, 1368 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (8 years 1 week 3 days ago) and read 3840 times:

Quoting Indy (Reply 17):
Wow. Just wow. Do I need add anything else?

Nope, I think it has pretty much been covered here. The non-av forum has pretty much gone down the crapper..(pun very much intended).

First we have the UK jerk-fest, now we're "Doin' the Butt"..  eek 

Just where exactly do we go from here??


User currently offlineDAL767400ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 3793 times:

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 23):
Just where exactly do we go from here??

At worst, probably member showcasing photos of them "doing the butt"  vomit  yuck .


25 Fumanchewd : I have had gf's stick their finger up the Ho Feel In Trail while being given a BJ. To say the least, I wrote my congressman to tell him that sodomy ha
26 Post contains images We're Nuts : Oh man, that was good.
27 Post contains images YooYoo : Say NO more !! DP's?
28 Fokker Lover : I thought for sure that the title was just a tease and was really about cooking pork butts, but holy crap it's the real deal. Your woman is really lea
29 Post contains images Skidmarks : I'm a little bit against this as this is how my stepdaughter was raped. Fine if you agree, but literally a pain in the ass if you don't. And not somet
30 CO7e7 : All of the above are true! interesting... I did my X-Girlfriend in the rooter once... she actually liked it.. she was a freak anyway.... -Zaki
31 IAH777 : ...scribbling furiously in my notepad for future reference...
32 Kaddyuk : I wonder how many alternate phrases we can come up with for anal sex... Hahaha!
33 YooYoo : popping the balloon knot
34 Post contains images Cadet57 : Riding the Hershey Highway Movin the car up the old dirt road... I could continue
35 TWFirst : I haven't read this thread, but I will offer that my best friend (female) loves getting in the back door, and her boyfriend thinks it's hot and loves
36 Post contains images BHMNONREV : Just when I thought it could not happen, we reach new levels of depravity.. Butt speak for A-netters..
37 Charlienorth : All this talk of "doin' it with the wife",isn't this something we all did with the skank we met before the wife,we all knew the one,we thought 'this i
38 Greasespot : And in the cases when they did not and were not so careful....well the skank got a new name... the wife....while the guy also got a new name....Daddy
39 Post contains images Skidmarks : Don't you fell SOOOOOOOOO much better now? Andy
40 IFEMaster : Dude, whiskey tango foxtrot? I couldn't believe my luck when my missus suggested it... Drilling for marmite (one for the Brits in the thread) Scrapin
41 Emirates773ER : You did a chick recently and your wife was pleased about it? Thats one hell of a wife!
42 Post contains images Fokker Lover : The wife was pleased because she got to take her turn on the same chick. Some of us are EXTREMELY lucky.    And don't get me wrong about standards.
43 AeroWesty : Man, this is becoming just like Oprah, only without Tom Cruise leaping onto the couch.
44 Post contains images Cadet57 : You rang Westy?
45 Post contains images IAH777 : But the Adam's apple and five o'clock shadow were OK, right?
46 CastleIsland : As I posted a few years back, my first "up the bum" experience was back in 1989 or so, with a girlfriend who loved popcorn. Damn, but I spent a while
47 IAH777 : Thanks for that. It will take months of therapy to get that image scraped from my mind's eye.
48 Greasespot : Just post Westy's pussy and it will be gone.... GS
49 F9Animal : Gotta love it...... Then make her lick it!!! ROFL!!!!! Then give her a sloppy kiss.
50 IAH777 : Y'know, without stool-pushing, an authentic Dirty Sanchez would not be possible.
51 Scamp : Depending on the aesthetic quality of those involved, I don't know that that would be a bad thing. Knock yourself out. No, no, no...ya gotta lick it,
52 AeroWesty : Why, we all need to get a little now and then. No one's being OTT, and my pussy's only been mentioned once! ::pet::
53 Post contains images Birdwatching : Read the thread starter again, it's a thread about singing a song while being with your wives. Nothing wrong with that. Soren
54 IAH777 : Huh?!? What did I miss?!? Is there a thread containing something even vaguely vulgar I need to recommend be deleted? Signed, Airlinelover
55 Post contains images YooYoo : Thanks, thanks for bringing that up again. I'm off to curl up under my desk (again) for a few hours until it's safe to come out. And it's movie night
56 Post contains images Kieron747 : My ex girlfriend was into it. Especially when the decorators were in. I had no problem at all, in fact considered myself quite lucky. I've got stomach
57 Post contains images Gkirk : One of the funniest threads in ages Brown Love Pooper Scooper
58 Post contains links Cosec59 : http://my.break.com/Media/View.aspx?...ontentID=141742&ChannelName=movies
59 Post contains images LTU932 : Wow, just wow. Personally, when it comes to get together with a woman, I'm a bit more conservative. I'm not someone who likes to do "fancy stuff".
60 Post contains images YooYoo : It's not like you're wearing a suit and tie. That's just weird !!   Edit: Typo Thanks to the person older than Webster and Cambridge combined [Edite
61 Post contains images Skidmarks : How do you know what he wears? And weird is spelled "weird" Andy
62 Post contains images CO7e7 : If you consider anal sex "fancy stuff", then what do you call a 4some?
63 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Very Fancy Stuff?? Lee
64 Post contains images LTU932 : Too much, unless it's three girls and me in the middle.
65 Post contains images CO7e7 : That's what i'm talking about
66 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Isn't 2 girls enough?? Lee
67 Post contains images LTU932 : Three maximum. Two are ideal, but if I'd like to go overkill, I'll go with three girls.
68 YooYoo : I know what everybody is wearing. Now go put some clothes on !!
69 Post contains images LTU932 : OK, so what am I wearing?
70 Post contains images Skidmarks : I NEVER go to the office without clothes!! So, obviously a slack day for YOU today! Andy
71 Post contains images YooYoo : Big time !! I'm so freakin' bored. Want to go for a pint?....you obviously have the time as well. Lets put it this way.... I've already called the fa
72 Scamp : and it's a lovely one, I'm sure. Read my post again, I didn't say there was anything WRONG. Not a thing. Go back to sleep. the WHAT has WHAT???!!!???
73 Post contains images LTU932 : Wrong Answer... You quoted a signed by. Signed bys are meant for fun. Maybe he meant, that the cake was taken?
74 Post contains images Skidmarks : Dammit, I wish!!!! Andy
75 Post contains images Cadet57 : A buffet
76 Post contains images Kieron747 : The cake, biscuit, piss, all means the same! Kieron 747
77 Sprout5199 : The first time I did it to my ex-wife, she wasn't really into it. BUT after that she LOVED IT(no preggo, different feeling, little kinky/dirty), she w
78 Turbo7x7 : From what I've experienced, there's like a cultural obsession with the "bunda" in Brazil and it's quite a common practice in that country. I have to a
79 Scamp : speaking as someone who is gay and has a prostate, they don't know what they're missing!
80 TedTAce : I have to say... I am VERY pleased how this thread turned out. While I'm still on the divorce highway you guys have come up with some great stuff... B
81 Post contains images LTU932 :
82 Post contains images Halls120 : just got done eating a bag of microwave popcorn. Sure am glad I waited until I finished to open this thread!
83 Post contains images CastleIsland : Great. So piss and cake are the same thing to you lot. I can't wait to send you some "birthday piss." The good news being, if you can screw yourself
84 Halls120 : I think we've established the fact in another thread that I don't quite have he equipment to accmplish that....
85 AAFLT1871 :
86 Post contains images TedTAce : Absolutely Positively Effing Brilliant!!!!!!
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