TedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (7 years 4 months 2 days ago) and read 3993 times:
I wanted to title this thread "Am I weird or what?", but I knew it would just draw WAYYYY to many obvious responses.
If you saw the movie by Spike Lee called "School Daze" you'll remember there was a very catchy song called 'Doing the butt', which I thought was funny, and somewhat morbidly catchy.
Now with all difference to Westy, et al on the pink team; I think doing the butt is quite a natural thing for the guys (on the pink team) to do. Makes tons of sense, kinda gross, but the mechanics are understood.
Now here is the problem. I know of a lot of guys who are hetro, who love to (clearing throat) sing that song while they are with their wives. I DON'T effing get this!! One of the reasons my wife is bailing on me is because while I can barely stand to be behind her during normal coitus, I HATE chasing for pennies.
WTF Is up with STRAIGHT guys and the penny love? Ok, your woman had 3 kids naturally and the doc did a lousy job sewing her up, ok, fine, I get that.. but what a I missing (besides the smell)??
Braybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5480 posts, RR: 34 Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3967 times:
Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter): I know of a lot of guys who are hetro, who love to (clearing throat) sing that song while they are with their wives. I DON'T effing get this!!
From what my straight friends tell me, it's either curiosity and the fun of trying something new, or it's tighter and they prefer that.
And not all gays do it either. Some do, some don't. Heterosexuals seem to think that's all homosexual guys want to do. Not true.
And you also have otherwise straight guys who go looking for gay guys to give them something their wives or girlfriend can't. They're not interested in anything else and will not recipocate in any way and are not interested in men's bodies. Except for one part, that is. I know two such guys, both married and who would be considered "men's men". They want the one thing and then leave.
People are curious and want to experiment. Some do and like it, others don't and never know what they're missing!
IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5 Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3950 times:
I have a couple of breeder colleagues who enjoy back-door spelunking and address it as a great victory if they can achieve it. They especially tout a technique they call the "donkey punch," which, I gather, involves a sharp blow to the lumbar with a fist at the "Yahtzee!" stage.
While I think its screamingly funny, I can't even begin to imagine applying "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), much less my own sigmoidoscopy.
YooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6055 posts, RR: 51 Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3947 times:
Curiosity for me. Wife let me give it a go after a few years of asking, but alas, it didn't work. I won't repeat her words here. Lets just say it didn't fit.....and no, i'm not blowing my own horn here.
Never tried again.
I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 32 Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3932 times:
Ive wondered about it. But never had the balls, so to speak, to ask the little lady... Then again I have a gay friend and he's said the only reason men get pleasure from it is becasue it has somethin to do with the prostate or some such thing. Maybe I'll ask her sometime...
Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
ThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3932 times:
Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 5): the only reason men get pleasure from it is becasue it has somethin to do with the prostate or some such thing
I've been told that there is a pleasure "button" if you like up "there" which is the second way of gaining an orgasm.
Saying that, I have never understood any attraction in it for a man and woman as a couple. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'......
Jap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3732 times:
I find it funny that some guys are so terrified to seem gay that they just don't want to do this- done properly, this isn't disgusting and not messy at all, so I can't find any explanation for being "terrified" of doing this other than the fear of being perceived as gay- which is kind of cute in an un-informed kind of way.
Guys prefer it because it's A LOT tighter (however, if the girl "trains" the right muscles, the other hole could become right as tight), and should, apparently, give better (and completely different from vaginal) orgasms for the girl. IF done properly- with no lubrication and if the woman can't relax, it WILL hurt. But it's not impossible.
Personally, I haven't tried this at all, and I have a lot of problems relaxing during "the act" so I doubt I ever will. The past guys I've been this have told me from the start that they wouldn't even consider doing this (without me even requesting it) and I KNOW it's because they think it's gay and are afraid of being perceived as such
Some funny stuff here! Personally I've never had the urge to break down the back door, it's an exit not an entrance IMO. I can see that there's a certain time of the month when the tradesman's might seem like a good idea but there are other options!
IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5 Reply 21, posted (7 years 4 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3642 times:
Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 20): Even funnier are the number of straight guys who want to do "the butt thing" without anyone finding out about it.
I know who you are.
Why, is your PM box full?
Personally, there's nothing about the dookie chute that piques my interest. Other than my daily constitutional, I can't say I give the ol' Hershey Highway a second thought. I've never breached the subject with the wife, but I'm sure it would be met with a "WTF? Are you crazy? Absolutely not! Get off me!"
True story, this guy I knew in Houston (but I only ever knew him from this hotel we both used to stay at in Hollywood years ago--don't ask ), kept a perpetual ad running in the local swingers rag, saying he was a single male looking for couples. He said he'd get 3 or 4 calls a week where the guys would say they'd want to come by to "try him out" before bringing the wife by.
He said he never saw the wives, but a few of the guys would call again for another free trial. ::wink:: ::wink:: ::nudge:: ::nudge::