Stitch From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 26718 posts, RR: 83 Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 2111 times:
Samuel M. Jackson pimping it on "The Daily Show" last night was a riot.
I admit I am surprised they didn't release this straight to video. With the Internet buzz, every video store in America would have needed 10 copies on the shelf to meet demand and if the studio priced it as a rental ($100 per copy), that would have been billions.
I imagine it won't last a week in the theatres, and the reviews will be so bad even the folks who want to see it will be disuaded if they don't go opening night.
STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8979 posts, RR: 27 Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2076 times:
I even wonder what this movie is about.
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ThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2070 times:
As many already know, many a.netters are in the middle of filming:
"Gkirk on a Plane" - "A deadly mix of a 2tonne pallet of Tennant's Lager and an unmanned aircraft. Watch as the TERROR is unleashed...."
Dragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3920 posts, RR: 0 Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2054 times:
The snakes in the trailers that I've seen look so fake!
PSA53 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3004 posts, RR: 4 Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2050 times:
Quoting Stitch (Reply 1): I imagine it won't last a week in the theatres, and the reviews will be so bad even the folks who want to see it will be disuaded if they don't go opening night
Yeah.It's been slammed dunk by the critic's pretty good.I wait for it on
satellite TV.
Btriple7 From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1139 posts, RR: 9 Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 2032 times:
Well...the title is kind of...cool. I think. Right?
Look at it this way: If it wasn't for movies like this, all the good movies wouldn't look so good. What a minute. Yes they would. Scratch my last statement.
Vikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 8220 posts, RR: 28 Reply 9, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 2003 times:
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Quoting STLGph (Reply 2): I even wonder what this movie is about.
Dude! It's about snakes on a plane! What's to wonder?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure even the production company et al know it's not exactly a quality flick. But you have to admit they did a pretty damn good job of getting the word out there.
I'll probably see it on video. How can you not see a movie with that title???
~Vik
"Two and a Half Men" was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
ATAIndy From United States of America, joined May 2004, 579 posts, RR: 4 Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1960 times:
Quoting B797 (Thread starter): The #1 part is how do so many snakes get on an airplane?
I'm sure if you watch the movie, you'll probably find out
Quoting STLGph (Reply 2): I even wonder what this movie is about.
Umm, snakes... on a plane.
Quoting Dragon-wings (Reply 5): The snakes in the trailers that I've seen look so fake!
Well, some of them are real, either that or David Letterman lied to me.
I don't see why most people here put the movie down so much. The movie isn't supposed to be serious. Its a comedy thriller. Personally I'm going to see it.
Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7421 posts, RR: 65 Reply 11, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1950 times:
The question is which would do WORSE in a theater:
Snakes on a Plane
or the sequel,
Anetters and the Religious Right on a plane.
Only Mel Gibson knows for sure.
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STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8979 posts, RR: 27 Reply 12, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1949 times:
MesaMXORD From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1931 times:
I finnally saw a real trailer. Samuel L Jackson is protecting a key witness on a flight to a trial and apparently the people that want the witness put mutha snakes on Samuel L Jacksons Mutha plane.
Vikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 8220 posts, RR: 28 Reply 14, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1927 times:
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Quoting STLGph (Reply 12):
Mmmhmmm. Now how are you all so sure?
Was Trainspotting about trains?
Did The Naked Gun have anything to do with guns and clothing?
At what part during the movie Caddyshack was there anything to do with a Caddyshack?
And did anybody actually take part in an act that involved Romancing the Stone?
EXACTLY!
I am too tired to come up with counter-examples; therefore I concede.
My illusions about this movie are shattered.
~Vik
"Two and a Half Men" was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8979 posts, RR: 27 Reply 15, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1900 times:
Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 14): I am too tired to come up with counter-examples; therefore I concede.
I'd like to fly out to Los Angeles and personally take you to see this movie.
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Soku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 10 Reply 16, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1900 times:
Well I speak for myself and two other good friends. WE CAN NOT WAIT FOR SNAKES ON A PLANE. Already have plans all weekend long, but definately gonna be in theaters for it Sunday or early next week.
Snakes on a mutha fuckin plane...it's gonna be classic.
Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51 Reply 17, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 1890 times:
I'm ready to watch this mutha f*ckin movie this weekend. Bring the mutha f*ckin' snakes on!
HPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1867 times:
Quoting STLGph (Reply 12): At what part during the movie Caddyshack was there anything to do with a Caddyshack?
Actually, the main plot of that movie (if you want to claim there was one) was centered around Danny Noonan, a caddy who worked at the caddyshack of Bushwood CC. The famous fight scene with Danny and DeNunzio where Danny's little brother interfered, leading to Bill Murray's brother coming in and stopping the fight. The caddyshack, where Danny and his g/f snuck behind to have sex - that caddyshack.
STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8979 posts, RR: 27 Reply 19, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1825 times:
it appears that would be the "caddyshack," however, in the script, the buildings are noted as Concession Stand, and Barn. there's never any mention in the script of an actual "caddyshack"
bit of trivia for you!
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Aloha73G From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2303 posts, RR: 5 Reply 20, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1811 times:
Whats funny is that the flight in the movie originates in HAWAI'I....
.....There are NO snakes in Hawai'i!!! So how did they get on a plans from Hawai'i!!!!
P.S. I HATE snakes.....have the phobia.
-Aloha!
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Vikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 8220 posts, RR: 28 Reply 21, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1794 times:
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Quoting STLGph (Reply 15): I'd like to fly out to Los Angeles and personally take you to see this movie.
Aaaand you just reminded me that I should update my profile, as I'm no longer in Los Angeles.
I think I'll wait for the DVD anyway...I don't wanna see this move enough to break my boycott of movie theaters.
~Vik
"Two and a Half Men" was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
DAL767400ER From Germany, joined Feb 2005, 5721 posts, RR: 50 Reply 22, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1779 times:
Quoting Aloha73G (Reply 20): Whats funny is that the flight in the movie originates in HAWAI'I....
.....There are NO snakes in Hawai'i!!! So how did they get on a plans from Hawai'i!!!!
Well, many decades ago there were no snakes on Guam either, and these days the island is infested with Brown Tree Snakes (don't you love Animal Planet ).
Quoting MesaMXORD (Reply 13): Man that reminds me of Chappelles show:
"Drink My beer, It'll get you drunk!"
Or in reference to the snakes on the plane, "Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell" .
DavestanKSAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1678 posts, RR: 15 Reply 23, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1734 times:
29 HPLASOps: Perhaps the authour of the script didn't need to use that particular term, but since there was a "shack" where the caddies hung out until they got th
30 Dan2002: +2000 "I'm sick and tired of these muthafucking snakes on this muthafucking plane"
31 Charlib52: What's really funny is that I was walking home from work today and there was a LINE at the Cinerama in Downtown SEA. They proudly had signs and everyt
32 SW733: Listened to Maxim Radio the other day when all the London terror stuff was occuring, one of the hosts said "what the hell is going on with the planes
33 L-188: Actually I heard they are looking at George Lucas to direct the Sequal and it will be titled "Revenge of the Mongoose" Seriously, I haven't seen the
34 STLGph: there's still no Caddyshack in Caddyshack. Even Harold Ramis has commented on this.
35 AC773: YES YES YES!!!!!!! I've just seen it and I have to say.....TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!! I lost count of the aviation inaccuracies (there were so many), and fo
36 HPLASOps: Does anyone else know why this particular issue is being debated? I know hundreds of people who have seen that movie, and never once has there been a
37 KPDX: Looks plain retarded, not gonna spend a cent to see that movie. KPDX
38 Trekster: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Was an amazing film. Scary, funny, weird. GREAT FLICK. Even jumped once or twice lol Getting it on DVD defo
39 YooYoo: This movie has attained cult status even before being released. The promotional crew deserve kudos. I heard a film critic this morning say he was actu
40 Trekster: yoyo, GO SEE IT AT THE MOVIES Its amazing
41 YooYoo: how much is it to see a movie over there? here?...i can rent almost 3 movies for the entire family to watch for the price of 1 ticket to the theatre.
42 Trekster: It is.. I got prem seating at the odeon and it was £7 each GO SEE IT, I ORDER U
43 YooYoo: Quoting Trekster (Reply 42): GO SEE IT, I ORDER U you're such a demanding fellow. i am free tomorrow as the wife is heading out for the day, WITH THE
44 9VSPO: I have just got back from seeing this movie and all I can say is, it is absolutely hilarious. I would even stick my neck out here and say it's as good
45 Trekster: vspo, the first class section on the upperdeck was 2 4 2 and im sure it was as big as the main cabin lol AMAZING FILM
46 9VSPO: Julianna Margulies looks really good in it too (must be the uniform). Not seen her since she was in ER! And the other stewardess wasn't bad either.
47 Trekster: Julianna Margulies is amazing. I jumped up and pointed when i saw her. Great girl. Now the guy above was hot, as was the gay/not gay steward who fried
48 9VSPO: What about the couple having sex in the toilet? Would you really take ALL your clothes off? But if anyone is planning to go...keep an eye out for the
49 Trekster: Pretty big. that thing is bleedin massive. The sex scene is funny lol, though, ummm guys, you wont like the guy going to the toilet bit, all teh guys
50 YooYoo: been on that ship and it's foyer was nice and big nope, lift up the dress, whip out the "snake" and pitter padder get at her !!
51 VSLover: i am surprised at the number of positive reviews this movie is getting. they clearly did something right as it is being promoted by a number of critic
52 9VSPO: Critics aren't always right. I like to judge a film for myself.
53 VSLover: they can get me to the theater though...not in this case though--you know, becuase of the snakes and all!
54 9VSPO: It's a movie! They don't come out the screen and attack the viewers LOL.
56 9VSPO: And your wife said "I'm not used to seeing a snake bigger than 3 inches!"
57 Itsjustme: She's been in a couple 'Sopranos" episodes this season. Scantily clad!
58 Jalto27R: http://snakesonapirate.ytmnd.com/ Pretty much want to see it just for those five seconds. Mike
59 Myt332: I was with Trekster watching it today. Thinking about it the snakes attacked every part of the human sex. The penis, the nipples, the ass and you see
60 Trekster: Yes, alex did have his feet off the floor for most of the film, and we both cringed, i jumped a few times. ACE movie.
62 Mhodgson: I read a revier of it in one of the broadsheet newspapers (not normally a paper that would give a good review to a film like this!), and they said it
63 StrasserB: Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdmISKRU7us
64 William: Since I am not going to see the film,two questions. How do they kill the snakes? How do they land the plane (You just know both pilots got it)?
66 PSA53: Guess what? "Snakes On A Plane" won the weekend box receipts,but it was overall a horrible box-office weekend. Snakes did 15.3m which includes Thursda
67 ATAIndy: Totally agree, it was great and better than I thought it would be. Then I advise that you don't go and see it. The sequel should be "spiders on a tra
68 Raffik: I saw it last night and it was great fun! Did anyone notice that it's a 747-400 from the outside, but inside it's a -200! Check out the spiral stair c
69 LH526: Woha! They serve german Water ... the (in)famous brand Gerolsteiner is used on board .. quite funny for a Hawaii flight by Pacific airline. (I Know c
70 Itsjustme: I got the same impression. He (Samuel) seems to be really enjoying life right now. Who can blame him, eh?
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