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It's The Biotch's 40th...what To Do...  
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3006 times:

So by now most of you know the wife and I are past the one way tire spikes getting onto the on ramp of the divorce highway. Today is her 40th Birthday, and this morning she packed herself a bag and told me not to wait up for her as she will be celebrating her 40th by banging her boyfriend at some hotel in the greater MCO area.

I will have the kids to myself for the evening so here are my choices:
A) Pretend it's a normal evening without mommy (something they are getting used to).
B) Have dinner at home then go out to a movie with the kids.
C) Have a nice evening out (even though she threw a roast in the crockpot on her way out).
B) Throw a birthday dinner for mommy with just me and the kids but lots of decorations that will be left for momma to discover when she comes draging home @ O dark hundred tomorrow.
1) With tasteful decorations the kids will enjoy
2) With spiteful decorations about being 40 and 'over the hill' and whatnot.
3) Leave a cake with 40 candles burned all the way down.

Your suggestions are greatly appreciated  Smile

PS: If you see this one around Orlando Tonight tell her I said "Happy Birthday"


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User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20487 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3000 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
B) Have dinner at home then go out to a movie with the kids.

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User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3000 times:

B sounds like a good option if the roast is cooked well enough.

C sounds like a better option overall (combined with option D2) if you want to spite the biotch  Wink

Of course, if you're still in the same house, you'll have to deal with the fallout (if any) of enacting CD2..

Up to you.



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User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2984 times:

Ted,

When I first opened this thread I thought that maybe it might contain nice things about your wife and her celebrating her 40th birthday, but my god did I piss my loons reading the intro!!

Ironically it's an ex's birthday today, but we're on good terms so I don't feel that bad towards her right now!  Wink Anyways...

Enjoy dinner at home, then take the kids out to the movies. It'll be really good! Then leave a 40th cake with candles burned all the way down, just for show.  Smile

Or;

If you want to be a real c*nt... Pawn the kids off with a babysitter/nanny. Go meet up with some pals to get shit faced drunk, then bring home some random chick and bang her rotten. Big grin

Regards,
Justin

PS: Even though we've never really spoken, I hope things work out for you guys and that it doesn't fu*k you over for good.


User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2984 times:

I say have dinner at home and do something with the kids. After they have gone to bed, you can put up some taseful decorations and a cake with burnt candles for her to find when she comes home.


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User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20487 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2969 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
this morning she packed herself a bag and told me not to wait up for her as she will be celebrating her 40th by banging her boyfriend at some hotel in the greater MCO area.

Hmm, it just occurred to me. Do we know where BAB is tonight?  scratchchin 



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User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2969 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
C) Have a nice evening out (even though she threw a roast in the crockpot on her way out).



Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
3) Leave a cake with 40 candles burned all the way down.

I'd go for both of the above. Having gone through the same thing 8 years ago, I feel your pain. Which will soon turn to joy, once the ____ ____ is out of your life.

If you have time, I'd also consider ordering one of those on site storage pods, placing all her crap in the pod, and changing the locks to the house.

Just a thought.


User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2959 times:

I thought the thread read: Biotech's 40th. I was thinking, what the hell is Biotech? Never saw this spelling of the word.

 Smile



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User currently offlineAGM100 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 5407 posts, RR: 16
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2959 times:

TedAce, man I have been exactly where you are @. God It makes me feel like shit all over again when I read your post..(thanks ). I am now divorced from the Bitch , and my kids are older. But I remember how absolutly FUBAR it was. I feel bad for you man. But it will get better with time.

Take the kids and do something fun with them, give them alot hugs and just be Dad. Dont know if its the right thing, but it is what I would do.

Goodluck , man stay strong



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2947 times:

I'd go with B.

Kids are always more important.



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User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2947 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 6):
If you have time, I'd also consider ordering one of those on site storage pods, placing all her crap in the pod, and changing the locks to the house.

I had a room mate who kicked her boyfriend out of the house by trashing his room and then throwing all his stuff out on the front lawn. He was at work and came home to find the "surprise". That was not a fun day as I had to help him pick up his stuff and move him out that night.



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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2947 times:

Why on earth are you still married? This woman is certainly not setting any sort of good example for your children, whereas you appear to be taking the high road.

My advice....cut your losses and get a divorce. It'll be hard on the kids at first but in the long run they'll end up in a much healthier atmosphere than the one they're in now. Try not to say anything against their mother (that's the hardest thing to do...trust me) They'll only end up resenting you. Keep the relationship as cordial as you can stand with mother.....the kids will figure it out sooner or later.

There's bound to be someone out there who is more worthy of you.



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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2947 times:

How about beat off in your room and feel sorry for yourself the whole night?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineCoal From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 2016 posts, RR: 9
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2936 times:

[Shamless-self-plug]It's my 22nd bday today.

Happy bday Coal[/Shameless-self-plug]

Coal



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User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20487 posts, RR: 62
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2936 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 12):
How about beat off in your room and feel sorry for yourself the whole night?

I think the general idea is for him to do something different tonight.



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2925 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 12):
How about beat off in your room and feel sorry for yourself the whole night?

he does that the other days of the year  Wink



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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2917 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 14):
I think the general idea is for him to do something different tonight.

Haha touche!



Go big or go home
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2900 times:

I vote for B - you've got to take the high road for the kids.

I'm sorry you have to go through this crap.



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2865 times:

So I post this thread, have a few laughs, then get ready to pick up the kids with te intention of bringing them to an empty house so they can make their cards for her and she can have at LEAST one nice thing from this day that will actually mean something. But Low-and-behold who comes home early after finally being approved for a 1/2 day off? Oy Freaking FEH!! At least she decided to take a nap, the kids are doing her cards, and she will be gone by 5:30 this evening.. Too bad I don't want to go to jail for assulting her; or else the door would be hitting her SQARELY in the ass on her way out.

PS I had the day off so I could take care of daycare issues... ORIGIANLLY I had this day off so we could take her sky diving, but the best laid plans and all that.. at least she will be getting some tonight  Yeah sure


User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20487 posts, RR: 62
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2858 times:

This isn't doing a lot to convince me about the sanctity of marriage, you realize.  Wink


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User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2854 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 14):
Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 12):
How about beat off in your room and feel sorry for yourself the whole night?

I think the general idea is for him to do something different tonight.

 rotfl  I shouldn't laugh, but that WAS funny.

I have a colleague whose wife just walked out on him and their three kids. She didn't even bother to see each kid off to college.

Years from now your _____'s conduct will come back to haunt her.


User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4681 posts, RR: 47
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2834 times:

Option B

Then in time, find yourself a nice woman, or a skank if need be, and enjoy.



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2786 times:

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 21):
or a skank

 no 
I have spent the last 10 years getting really fat and used to not using condoms. While a good drunk skank MIGHT give me the time of day, there is no way I'm going back to condom land if I can help it ad thats were the skanks hide out. I figure I'm going to spend AT LEAST a year getting myself in better shape (pounding rosy and her 5 sisters) and meeting some women and getting to know them VERY well before it comes intimate. I'm not looking for another wife, but if I can find a good partner that will be cool; whatever happens when it happens is cool.

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 20):
but that WAS funny.

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I ended up just short of ignoring her for the short time she was here, I heard her whining about not having a cake, but I figure that's revenge enough for now. If she wanted cake she should have bothered to have dinner with her family.

Nacho Libre was cool and the kids really liked it. Now to see how hellish the weekend goes. She's still calling me "Teddy Bear' though I have asked her to stop twice. I guess it's time for a drinky poo, some serious posting, maybe a little partypoker.net then worry about the rest in the morning.


User currently offlineJamieD From UK - England, joined Apr 2002, 613 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2772 times:

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 3):
Pawn the kids off with a babysitter/nanny. Go meet up with some pals to get shit faced drunk, then bring home some random chick and bang her rotten.

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We have a winner.


User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2768 times:

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 3):
Ironically it's an ex's birthday today

Is she 40 as well?  duck 



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
25 FlyingTexan : . . . Does your pending divorce have anything to do with your copious time spent online? (not only this site, but a similar, parody one as well) . . .
26 Post contains links TedTAce : Nope, you need to read this one: http://airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/1336527
27 Post contains images AeroWesty : Mmm, drinky poo. What a good idea. I think tonight it'll be cranberry 'n' peach schapps.
28 TedTAce : FYI the biotch came home @ 0630 after spending the night with her lover talking about she's not going to be seeing him again (even though they work to
29 VinnieWinnie : It looks like you really wanna let the world know that your wife is a slapper... Not sure she really likes it. Since you are posting this I'm sure she
30 Post contains images Jkw777 : Wahoo! No just half of 40! LOL! Cheers, Justin
31 Post contains images TedTAce : If she knew about that picture she would shite herself!!! My girl is 4, about to turn 5, she doesn't really get it. My boy 7 about to turn 8, is not
32 VinnieWinnie : No wonder lol do U reckon she'll ever find out? Nice comparison it might even make them more resistent than the average Joe! At least you and your wi
33 TedTAce : NO. no one at her work would likely be an a.nutter, even if there were; they know what's going on and that she is getting her just deserts here. No p
34 Flyingbabydoc : I am sorry to hear about your story. Seems that this road to divorce has some muddy potholes. I think it is not my place to tell you anything regardi
35 Saxdiva : Ted, stick to your guns, get full physical custody of your kids, and put your energies into being a dad and getting back in shape. Look at it this way
36 Slider : I'm almost speechless. All this sympathy for a guy who's posting pics of his wife online and trashing her. Talk about airing dirty laundry.... Good lu
37 TedTAce : Thank you Thank you Thank you You kind of have a point here. But considering the other alternatives that husbands choose in this position, venting ab
38 Post contains images Halls120 : Given the facts as we know them, Ted deserves all our sympathy and more. Yes, I'm biased, because I've been through the same thing he's going through
39 Flyingbabydoc : My respect to you. I am sure your 22 y.o. will be able to figure it out by himself about his mother, but at least he will not have the feeling that i
40 Halls120 : Two months ago I got a call from my son. He was livid, telling me the latest outrage he had suffered at the hands of his Mom. I pointed out that he s
41 Post contains images Flyingbabydoc : Possibly. And the good thing is, you are not involved. If something like this would happen to me, as a son, and one of my parents would start feeling
42 GuitrThree : With all due respect, I'm not so sure this statement doesn't apply to both sides...
43 Halls120 : Oh, of course. He needs to find it out for himself....
44 Post contains images TedTAce : I'm sorry but men ARE stupid. Notice the difference in verbiage?
45 Post contains images VinnieWinnie : Suppose man are stupid to marry woman in the first place.
46 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : I'm sorry Ted, I don't feel that I know you well enough to participate in this thread. Frankly, that offends me, as I have now been excluded. BAB
47 Post contains images TedTAce : I think you need this one too:
48 Slider : And this is also true, sir. Id much rather you vent here in whatever manner you choose than choose some other self-destructive outlet or another outl
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