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Dating Rituals!  
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1060 times:

DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.





IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.



ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.



CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.



The POINT?

A

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

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User currently offlineAlias1024 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2760 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1049 times:

Pretty funny. So what about Hooters waitresses???

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.



It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes.
User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

Quoting Alias1024 (Reply 1):
Pretty funny. So what about Hooters waitresses???

She is Dutch, but a born again Christian....She is "cleaning up" Bummer...


User currently offlineN174UA From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 994 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1012 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 2):
but a born again Christian....She is "cleaning up" Bummer...

Oh man, you gotta put a stop to that, and fast....  biggrin 


User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12110 posts, RR: 48
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1008 times:
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Yeah tell us about your Hooters Babe!


You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 985 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

I should have this post deleted for this 'factually incorrect' statment... The Jewish biotches I dated NEVER gave head. I'll be happy to be proven wrong though  Wink


User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 973 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

So I asked my jewish friend if this was true.... his response...

marcus...is that a serious question?
"well, i'm not going to dignify that with an answer. but i will give you a response. it is, you are a fucking retard"


User currently offlineOHLHD From Finland, joined Dec 2004, 3962 posts, RR: 25
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 899 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Irish are the best! Big grin


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