TT737FO From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 472 posts, RR: 9 Reply 13, posted (12 years 3 weeks ago) and read 990 times:
(1). Go to the "powder room" in groups.
Ladies rooms all seem to have this nice little foyer with cushioned stools and fancy mirrors. Haven't been in one in a while, but the upscale ones probably have fax machines and internet access. We men are all on to what you really do in there.
Men have other names for the necessary room--i.e. the shitter, crapper, john, head. Have you ever seen a woman go in there with the sports page under her arm?
(2). What's up with ordering salads on the first date?
Yes, this one is irony. You know that she's either got half a dozen HoHos hiding in her purse (for that trip to the necessary room) and/or the Domino's number ingrained in her head--if things don't work out, you'll get your token peck on the cheek and the 16 inch cheese and sausage will be there in thirty minutes after you're gone.
The credit cards are neatly arranged (for show only) in those conspicuous pockets on the side. Open it up, and God only knows what is in the black hole. Even though she swears up and down she put whatever it is in there, she can never find whatever it is, because it's hidden under whatever it is.
(4). Whistles on their key chains.
Usually their key chain makes it all the way to the bottom of the purse. It takes 30 minutes to find the keys to do such important things as unlock the car or unlock the front door. Imagine if she actually had a real emergency and had to blow the whistle.
(5). Candles around the bathtub.
I dunno about this one. I never take baths. Why???
Here are some things that I have never see a woman do(besides taking the newspaper to the bathroom):
(1). I have yet to see a biker chick drive with her man on the back. There's this old saying about HOG riders that the woman who rides the bike is also riding her man. I see a lot of women who ride solo. I have seen two women riding together. I have yet to see the unthinkable though.
174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 902 times:
Man you guys got it rough!
My girlfriend is awesome. She never yells, and we get along so well...
Actualy I am going to a New York Rangers game soon, just him,his daughter (my girlfriend), and me...I wonder if he will talk to us about "stuff". Oh well, I can't wait!