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User currently offlineCathay Pacific From Australia, joined May 2000, 1864 posts, RR: 1
Posted (13 years 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

well, we have a 'All men do it' post, how about one for the ladies????


cathay pacific, now you're really flying
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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (13 years 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1207 times:
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User currently offlineCathay Pacific From Australia, joined May 2000, 1864 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1200 times:

most women nag


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User currently offlineHubris From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1194 times:

pee sitting down?

User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1193 times:

confuse me

User currently offlineRealHigh From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1022 posts, RR: 15
Reply 5, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1205 times:

Don't kid yourselves guys! we play with ourselves too! Big grin

User currently offlineILS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1194 times:

Unwanted thoughts RealHigh.

User currently offlineHubris From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

we play with ourselves too!

Can we see some proof...Post a picture or two?  Big grin

 Big grin


User currently offlineRealHigh From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1022 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1189 times:

You guys minds are in the gutter!

I was reffering to our Barbie dolls. Big grin


User currently offlineILS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1177 times:

I would like to see a pic of 2 barbies screwing.

User currently offlineHubris From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1177 times:

You guys minds are in the gutter!

I was reffering to our Barbie dolls.



I get it! Women are bunch of tease!  Big grin
 Big grin


User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16335 posts, RR: 56
Reply 11, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1173 times:

Alot of women use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineRealHigh From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1022 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (13 years 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1177 times:

Hubris, that is exactly what I was saying!
You see, we can be complicated too! Big grin
I doubt you have a problem with that.  Smile

Hubris is the man you guys should ask for advice with the ladies!  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineTT737FO From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 472 posts, RR: 8
Reply 13, posted (13 years 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1148 times:

(1). Go to the "powder room" in groups.

Ladies rooms all seem to have this nice little foyer with cushioned stools and fancy mirrors. Haven't been in one in a while, but the upscale ones probably have fax machines and internet access. We men are all on to what you really do in there.

Men have other names for the necessary room--i.e. the shitter, crapper, john, head. Have you ever seen a woman go in there with the sports page under her arm?

(2). What's up with ordering salads on the first date?

Yes, this one is irony. You know that she's either got half a dozen HoHos hiding in her purse (for that trip to the necessary room) and/or the Domino's number ingrained in her head--if things don't work out, you'll get your token peck on the cheek and the 16 inch cheese and sausage will be there in thirty minutes after you're gone.

(3). Purses.

The credit cards are neatly arranged (for show only) in those conspicuous pockets on the side. Open it up, and God only knows what is in the black hole. Even though she swears up and down she put whatever it is in there, she can never find whatever it is, because it's hidden under whatever it is.

(4). Whistles on their key chains.

Usually their key chain makes it all the way to the bottom of the purse. It takes 30 minutes to find the keys to do such important things as unlock the car or unlock the front door. Imagine if she actually had a real emergency and had to blow the whistle.

(5). Candles around the bathtub.

I dunno about this one. I never take baths. Why???

------------------------------------------------------

Here are some things that I have never see a woman do(besides taking the newspaper to the bathroom):

(1). I have yet to see a biker chick drive with her man on the back. There's this old saying about HOG riders that the woman who rides the bike is also riding her man. I see a lot of women who ride solo. I have seen two women riding together. I have yet to see the unthinkable though.

(2). Cook on a grill.

(3). Down a boilermaker.






User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (13 years 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1115 times:

Just call me 'It'
Iain
PS If you are confused refer to the topic.


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 15, posted (13 years 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1105 times:

They assume they're aways right and when they ask you a question, they ignore your answer.

Like this in a store:

Girl- "How does this look on me?"
Guy- "It looks nice."
Girl- "Really?"
Guy- "Yeah, it's cool."
Girl- "..I'll go change."
Guy-  Confused



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineAviatsiya From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (13 years 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

Alot of women use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.

They are women!! They don't need a reason to be bitchy.........do they RealHigh?  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (13 years 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1082 times:

All women Bitch. Usually non-stop.

User currently offlineAviatsiya From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (13 years 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1074 times:

All women Bitch. Usually non-stop

Not as bad as men.....and that is a FACT!!


User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (13 years 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1060 times:

Man you guys got it rough!
My girlfriend is awesome. She never yells, and we get along so well...
Actualy I am going to a New York Rangers game soon, just him,his daughter (my girlfriend), and me...I wonder if he will talk to us about "stuff". Oh well, I can't wait!

-Peace In-
174th


User currently offlineAC_A340 From Canada, joined Sep 1999, 2251 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (13 years 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1061 times:

Guy's complain a lot, women act bitchy.

User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 21, posted (13 years 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1054 times:
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TT737FO- I got one for you! She downs biolermakers with ease. Great girl!

Let face it though, they amaze us.



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User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (13 years 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1053 times:

All women unknowingly (or knowingly) seduce you and make you think that they love you, then at the worst possible moment, rip your heart out, and smile while they do it.  Sad

User currently offlineAC_A340 From Canada, joined Sep 1999, 2251 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1017 times:

I agree Aloha.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1022 times:

Avia...You never met my ex-wife.

25 Post contains images Boeing757fan : Deutch?????????
26 TT737FO : "TT737FO- I got one for you! She downs biolermakers with ease. Great girl!" Sounds like the one for me! Got her phone number???
27 Turbolet : All women try to look good. At least 99.9%. Which is a good thing, too. I wish all women highlighted their hair!!! All women I have asked have turned
28 IrishFlyer : I Agree with KROC!!! ~IrishFlyer~
29 Post contains images VirginLover : First off, if you had PMS you'd be bitching too We always go to the bathroom in groups cause we were always drilled to go everywhere in pairs, besides
30 Post contains images Strickerje : you guys are confusing as hell too! Well that's good to know! (It's some consolation, anyway)
31 Post contains images Bryan Becker : Take forever in public bathrooms(hint hint).......Takes a little while to pull out those little pieces of tiolet papper to cover the seat so they don'
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