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The Insult Thread.  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2511 times:

You have to insult me without using swear words, look in the dictionary, search Wikipedia, find witty and amusing ways to rip the piss outta me.

Because you are all bits of fluff from inside a dinner-ladies bra.

Jafa39

55 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2510 times:

Yes, well you smell like the inside of Lance Armstrong's cod peice after riding into Paris.


Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2492 times:

Oh please, insulting you is about as difficult as finding a stain on an intern's blue dress. . .


"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
User currently offlineAircraft From France, joined Jan 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2486 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Because you are all bits of fluff from inside a dinner-ladies bra.

I was having a good day until I read that.

Your mother has no car insurance and your father owns a hammer!


User currently offlineAjd1992 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2469 times:

You are a kiwi.


User currently offlineN229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1972 posts, RR: 31
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2462 times:

Why would I want to participate in an insult thread started by some vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert?


It's people like you what cause unrest!
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2460 times:

Quoting N229NW (Reply 5):
Why would I want to participate in an insult thread started by some vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert?

"I came here for an arguement!"

"Oh, im sorry. This is abuse"  laughing 



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineMonorail From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 628 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2451 times:

Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!


Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs!
User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4287 posts, RR: 52
Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2444 times:

I thought about coming up with something witty but, honestly, you're not worth it.

Texan  Silly



"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 3 days ago) and read 2427 times:

Quoting Texan (Reply 8):
I thought about coming up with something witty but, honestly, you're not worth it.

Enjoy winter Pat! Muhahahahahaahahh. And yes, two feet is a small storm.



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 10, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2423 times:

The hair that is shaved off the back of a grown female Hezbollah-Israeli lovechild is not enough to complete a copy of the mop that is on your egg-shaped head.


"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineScintx From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 270 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2423 times:

You are no doubt depriving some village of its idiot.


Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation....We have assumed control.....We have assumed control......
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2413 times:

Jafa, you are like a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter, and come back for more. Big grin  Wink


Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2482 posts, RR: 24
Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2413 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):

New Zealand..... a province ruled by Australia Big grin  duck 


User currently offlineThepilot From Canada, joined Jan 2010, 5 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2389 times:

Jafa39, why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!!!


From YVR
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20822 posts, RR: 62
Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2385 times:

You write dodgy trip reports.


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5525 posts, RR: 18
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2368 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 13):
New Zealand..... a province ruled by Australia

LOL. We don't want New Zealand. Jafa if your a supporter of NZ rugby the All Blacks won't win the World cup next year


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8467 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2353 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 16):
LOL. We don't want New Zealand. Jafa if your a supporter of NZ rugby the All Blacks won't win the World cup next year

Lol of course they won't. I've never seen such a strong team choke so much as NZ do in the world cup.


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2333 times:

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 16):
LOL. We don't want New Zealand. Jafa if your a supporter of NZ rugby the All Blacks won't win the World cup next year



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 17):
Lol of course they won't. I've never seen such a strong team choke so much as NZ do in the world cup.

Swim between the flags boys...you're supposed to be insulting me, not crying over the latest NZ/OZ rugby result.


User currently offlineUnited767 From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 356 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2329 times:

"Swing like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with your mom and now it burns when I pee"  bigthumbsup 


I wish UA flew mainline to MYR, that way you wouldn't be stuck in a smelly Saturn for 12 hours.
User currently offlineVHVXB From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 5525 posts, RR: 18
Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2315 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 18):
Swim between the flags boys...you're supposed to be insulting me, not crying over the latest NZ/OZ rugby result.

LOL. I didn't mention anything about the rugby result even though I am disappointed they did lose but the Tri nations is the only thing they can win


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2315 times:

You're so ugly you could Trick or Treat by telephone.

User currently offlineScamp From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 533 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 2291 times:

I'l use my favorite. It's mind over matter...I don't mind 'cuz you don't matter.


If it pisses off the right, I'm all for it.
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7438 posts, RR: 50
Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2277 times:
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Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 6):
"I came here for an arguement!"





Made from jets!
User currently offlineMSPGUY From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 190 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2277 times:

the best part of you drippled down your mom's leg!!!!!!!!!


If it ain't broke, DON'T touch it!!!!
25 Post contains images KevinL1011 : Dear Mr.Jafa. ONLY 2 more issues of NAMBLA Connections remain. Don't miss out on future issues filled with excitement and gay adventures. YOUR NAMBLA
26 Oldman55 : I have no idea who you are and no desire to learn.
27 Bill142 : We invented the Pavlova you pill popping half bread kiwi.
28 9VSPO : When they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong bit.
29 Cosec59 : I was gonna take the piss out of you, but it seems nature got there first
30 Post contains images M180up : you are so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you to know what was your specie, if you flew you were a bat, if you jumped you were a frog
31 LTU932 : I've heard from someone who knows a guy who knows somebody at NZ that you have been banned from flying with them because you're too heavy at 92.5 kg.
32 Post contains links KevinL1011 : Hey Everybody! Jafa has TWO user names now. Any Gay Pilots Out There Care To Chat (by Swaguy27 Aug 26 2006 in Non Aviation)
33 Post contains images Express1 : jafa you remind me of jafa cakes, thay are very nice but thay dont last or stay around for long dave
34 NZ747 : You're so ugly, you have to fly to Wellington on a regular basis so you can stand next to Helen Clark and prove to the nation that you're only the sec
35 KevinL1011 : Oooooooh! THAT had to hurt.
36 Post contains images PipoA380 : Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Philippe (Customer service who for the first time insults a customer )
37 Post contains images Gkirk : Jafa39, you are American!
38 Jafa39 : Man that's harsh!!! I shall have go to bed and suck my thumb, whimpering and wiggling my feet.......
39 AzoresLover : Jafa, it's impossible to look at you and DISbelieve Darwin's Theory of Evolution!
40 Post contains images VHVXB :
41 Post contains images Cadet57 : Ohhhh, burn.. Ok. Ok. I'll give you that one... Very funny. So he really is a Kiwi.... You English kaaaaaniggit.
42 Speedbirdie : This thread is about as much use as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake..
43 Carmenlu15 : You are the living proof that even Nature makes terrible mistakes.
44 Saxdiva : In other words, the poster child for abortion.
45 Don81603 : You are 3 of the most idiotic people I have ever met. The best part of you ran down your mother's leg. You are the reason abortion is still legal You'
46 Post contains images Aloges : Jafa, you're a windmill - standing around useless unless someone's blowing you. Quite the sense of equilibrium on the bugger, isn't it?
47 Usnseallt82 : You are nothing more than a broken septic tank....full of poo and spewing in every direction, making the neighborhood quite unpleasant.
48 ZKSUJ : Would love to make a come back at you, but unfortunately its so true. Whats with you and aunty Helen, you seem to be talking about her heaps lately
49 VHVXB : LOL. At least you accept it
50 Post contains images Airdolomiti : You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right [Edited 2006-08-27 05:58:39]
51 Edelag : What's the difference you're their all time best seller!
52 Don81603 : I pondered posting this, since I don't want to raise the ire of the moderators, but, nothing ventured, nothing gained... "You're the load your mother
53 Gunships : You're about as sharp as a wet head of lettuce.
54 CastleIsland : You keep ice in your underwear drawer to keep the crabs fresh.
55 Bill142 : Sounds to me like someone is the illegitmate love child of Helen Clark and Keith Richards.
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