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User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 918 times:

post your corny/cheesy jokes here  Big thumbs up

Josh

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User currently offlineAmerican_4275 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1076 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 903 times:

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
 Sleepy


User currently offlineHubris From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 897 times:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.


User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 901 times:

Lubcha132 ... This topic is "aMAZEing".. I bet the replies will "pop" up soon ........


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineJj From Algeria, joined Jun 2001, 1227 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 889 times:


Small child to his dada:

Dada... do we the children enjoy the childhood, as adults like you, enjoy adultery???


User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 881 times:

ihadapheo L O L! took me a second but that was great  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineJetguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 879 times:

Q. What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?
A. An Amish drive by shooting.

Did you hear about the guy who was half Japanese and half Amish? Every December 7th he attacked Pearl Yoder...

You did say corney jokes didn't you?


User currently offlineRen41 From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1524 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 843 times:

Two pretzels are walking down the street, and one is assaulted. Big thumbs up

~~®en41~~


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 835 times:

What goes "click, click, click, I don't get it"?

-Ray Charles working a Rubix Cube.

What do Tupperware or Rubbermaid containers and walruses have in common?

- they both have tight seals. Big grin




The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineSxmarbury33 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 445 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week ago) and read 829 times:

A family of tomatos are walking down the street and the little one is having troble keeping up. The father tomato goes back to the little tomato smashes him and says catch up.

User currently offlineAirplanenut From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week ago) and read 823 times:

I am not schizophrenic anymore, are we?

Jeremy



Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...
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