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User currently offlineLubcha132 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1140 times:

post your corny/cheesy jokes here  Big thumbs up

Josh

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User currently offlineAmerican_4275 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1125 times:

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
 Sleepy


User currently offlineHubris From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1119 times:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.


User currently offlineIhadapheo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1123 times:

Lubcha132 ... This topic is "aMAZEing".. I bet the replies will "pop" up soon ........

User currently offlineJj From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1111 times:


Small child to his dada:

Dada... do we the children enjoy the childhood, as adults like you, enjoy adultery???


User currently offlineLubcha132 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1103 times:

ihadapheo L O L! took me a second but that was great  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineJetguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1101 times:

Q. What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?
A. An Amish drive by shooting.

Did you hear about the guy who was half Japanese and half Amish? Every December 7th he attacked Pearl Yoder...

You did say corney jokes didn't you?


User currently offlineRen41 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1065 times:

Two pretzels are walking down the street, and one is assaulted. Big thumbs up

~~®en41~~


User currently offlineLehpron From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1057 times:

What goes "click, click, click, I don't get it"?

-Ray Charles working a Rubix Cube.

What do Tupperware or Rubbermaid containers and walruses have in common?

- they both have tight seals. Big grin



User currently offlineSxmarbury33 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1051 times:

A family of tomatos are walking down the street and the little one is having troble keeping up. The father tomato goes back to the little tomato smashes him and says catch up.

User currently offlineAirplanenut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (14 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1045 times:

I am not schizophrenic anymore, are we?

Jeremy


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