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A Question For Nudists  
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 11 months 10 hours ago) and read 1327 times:

Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do?  Wow!

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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 10 hours ago) and read 1327 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
What do you do?

Try rise to the occasion and say hello.

Signed,
KaddyUK



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 10 hours ago) and read 1305 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do

Give that seagull some Alka-Seltza


User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 49
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 9 hours ago) and read 1280 times:

Simple flip over! Hide your shame.


You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39710 posts, RR: 75
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 8 hours ago) and read 1186 times:

Depending on how hot she it, people would understand why you have a woody.  Smile


Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 1150 times:

If you can't control it by seeing an attractive person and being at the nudist beach, you don't get enough at home. Or you're not mature enough and shouldn't be there at the first place...  Smile

Regards,
LO231

[Edited 2006-09-06 01:56:42]


Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 1133 times:

Quoting LO231 (Reply 5):
If you can't control it by seeing an attractive person and being at the nudist beach, you don't get enough at home. Or you're not mature enough and shouldn't be there at the first place...

That's what i was thinking.

So, 9VSPO, what do you do when you see the hottie?  Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7760 posts, RR: 16
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 1124 times:

You should be happy you can still get it up.

Signed,

The a.net old gits club  old 



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 7 hours ago) and read 1103 times:

I have bad dreams like this sometimes!  Wink Big grin

User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 49
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 1097 times:

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 7):
You should be happy you can still get it up.

Signed,

The a.net old gits club

Well considering this crowd be glad your old enough to be let in.



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20394 posts, RR: 62
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 1074 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
What do you do?

You could just run for the water.  Wink

Ever been to a nude beach?



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 1035 times:

Okay guys, speaking as a one half of a couple with 34 years experience of going to nude beaches, resorts and cruises.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 10):
You could just run for the water. Wink

 cheeky  Good answer,

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by

Just doesn't happen much, being nude is not sexually.
Being nude in the outdoors embraces the living and experiencing nature in themost natural way possible. (After weren't we born nude?) Relaxation, stress relief, positive body image and increasing self-esteem are just few of the reasons people choose the nudist lifestyle. For more information check out aanr.com, cruisenude. com are a couple of sites that I would recommend.
From my experience, once the lady of the relationship goes nude at a resort/cruise/ beach be aware she will want to continue to enjoy the lifestyle..


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39710 posts, RR: 75
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 1025 times:

AirCorp:

Thanks for the link. I found the 'Hidden Jewels Cruise' rather ironic.  Wink



http://www.cruisenude.com/maasdam/info.html



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 6 hours ago) and read 1021 times:

Do you suppose ANCFlyer will be on the Alaskan cruise??
Meanwhile in March, the bride and me will be enjoying the Thai cruise!!


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39710 posts, RR: 75
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 5 hours ago) and read 1016 times:

Quoting AirCop (Reply 13):
Do you suppose ANCFlyer will be on the Alaskan cruise??

Gosh I hope not!  vomit 
Besides, other members have been having dreams of ANCFlyer so I think he wants to hide as much as possible right now.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 5 hours ago) and read 986 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 14):
other members have been having dreams of ANCFlyer

those are called nightmares!


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20394 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 5 hours ago) and read 974 times:

Quoting AirCop (Reply 11):
Just doesn't happen much, being nude is not sexual

That's absolutely right, and I believe a common misconception from those who've never "taken the option", as a friend calls it. After about 10 minutes on a nude beach it becomes apparent there really isn't anything different from a regular beach other than the lack of garish swimwear.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineLonghornmaniac From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 3278 posts, RR: 45
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 4 hours ago) and read 958 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
AirCorp:

Thanks for the link. I found the 'Hidden Jewels Cruise' rather ironic.



http://www.cruisenude.com/maasdam/in....html

LOL it came as no surprise to me that the travel agency that sponsors that cruise is in no place other than my hometown of Austin TX. There's some.....strange people here.

Great town though!

Hook'em Horns!

Cheers,
Cameron


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 4 hours ago) and read 936 times:

Quoting AirCop (Reply 11):
being nude is not sexually

I would have said not sexy, but whatever. Point being that while it's kind of sexy to be naked with 5,000+ people you notice everyone behaving and you can't help but do your best to keep 'in line'. Now if it was 5,000 people having sex, i bet it would be impossible not to get excited.

Back in the day, when I was merely 20-40 pounds (ok I think I got through 60) overweight I used to go to Haulover a LOT. The first time I went was a week day and there wasn't much going on, so I didn't get naked. The next time I went it was a holiday weekend with over 5,000 naked people of all shapes and sizes. I felt MORE uncomfortable being dressed then being nude!!

Now I think there were all of two occasions in about 2 years of going to Haulover that I REALLY liked what I saw...the nice thing was there were plenty of UGLY chicks that I could change my gaze to so as to avert a 'crisis'.

Nude beaches are plenty of fun. While I know I could make friends on a nude beach, as most nudists are accepting of all body types, I am WAY too fat to go because of myself. Maybe that will change eventually, I hope it does considering my current marital situation. I need to meet someone who's got a sense of humor.


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 3 hours ago) and read 910 times:

Make an Approach  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13518 posts, RR: 62
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 873 times:
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Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do?

Look at your schlong and say, "Down, boy...DOWN!" and hope she laughs.  duck 



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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (7 years 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 873 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do?

Without getting up out of the chair, reach over and tap her on the shoulder with it.  Wink


User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 866 times:

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 19):
Make an Approach

Hell Yes!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 21):

Without getting up out of the chair, reach over and tap her on the shoulder with it

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 861 times:

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 2):
Give that seagull some Alka-Seltza

You should see what caffeine tablets (No-Doz) do to pigeons.

Mark


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