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Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!  
User currently offlineLuxair From Suriname, joined Jan 2001, 851 posts, RR: 2
Posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3080 times:

Hahahahahaha, still LFMAO! What a nerd!

Here original Post from dutch newspaper Telegraaf of today!

Buitenland

vr 15 sep 2006, 12:44 | 182 reacties
Spoedoperatie nodig na seks met egel
AMSTERDAM - Het medisch personeel in Servië heeft de grote middelen moeten inzetten om de penis van de 35-jarige Zoran Nikolovic op te lappen. De man uit Belgrado volgde blind het advies van een tovenares: die maakte hem wijs dat seks met een egel de beste methode was om een erectie langer vol te houden.

Veel plezier beleefde gefrustreerde Zoran niet aan zijn bizarre vrijpartij. De ongelukkige belandde met hevige pijn en een geslachtsorgaan vol stekels op de spoeddienst. "Het dier is er zonder kleerscheuren vanaf gekomen, onze patiënt was er veel erger aan toe. Toch zijn we er in geslaagd zijn penis zo goed als mogelijk opnieuw klaar te stomen voor de dienst", gaf een woordvoerder van het ziekenhuis mee.


Bron: Het Laatste Nieuws

Maybe somebody else own a good translation program  Wink

Short Translation:

A man from Serbia, his name is Zoran Nikolovic 35 years old had sex with a Hedgehog!!! AuuuuuuuuuuuuA
Paramedics did a good job to repair his dick!
The guy did it after beeing advised by a wizard! The wizard told him that it would help when having erection problems hahahaha
So after sex he was hospitalized and paramedics repaired his dick! What a nerd!!!
Too stupid to be true!

Have fun & a gud weekend!


Marvin Lee Cooper
20 replies: All unread, jump to last
 
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3072 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
dutch newspaper

What a surprise.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3769 posts, RR: 13
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3065 times:

I don't know about this guy, but I make a habit of not placing my penis near anything with spikes.

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3065 times:

Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

User currently offlineYVRtoYYZ From Canada, joined Mar 2004, 658 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3016 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

 checkmark 

-YVRtoYYZ


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3013 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

That's why you wrap it in Sellotape first. Same with a hamster


User currently offlineTimology From Netherlands, joined Jan 2006, 216 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2949 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
Maybe somebody else own a good translation program

Emergency surgery needed after sex with hedgehog
AMSTERDAM - Paramedics in Serbia needed big stuff to repair Zoran Nikolovic (35)'s penis.
The man from Belgrade followed the advice of a witch blindly: she told him having sex with a hedgehog is the best method to keep a londer erection.

Frustrated Zoran didn't have alot of fun after his bizarre love making.
The unfortunate ended up with severe pain and a penis full of stings at the emergency service.
"The animal got away without any harm, our patient had a far more worst condition. Even though we succeeded to recover his penis for action", a spokesman of the hospital said.

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 1):
Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
dutch newspaper

What a surprise.

You should be killed  grumpy 



"Arm in arm we are the harmless sociopaths"
User currently offlineEWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 2948 times:

I do hope MYT332 makes a full recovery.

Lew Big grin


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2880 times:

Quoting Timology (Reply 6):
You should be killed

Nice, real nice.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineClogman From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2870 times:

Oh well.

At least he wasnt a dane  Wink
Thank God for that. That would have totally destroyed our reputation Big grin


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2868 times:



Mark Big grin


User currently offlineJoeKuboj From Serbia, joined Feb 2004, 164 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2848 times:

Jebo ti jeza u ledja May you fu*k a hedgehog

link

 Wink



It's not a bug, it's a feature.
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7408 posts, RR: 50
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2848 times:
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Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
What a nerd!

What a prick.



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User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21571 posts, RR: 55
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2809 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
The guy did it after beeing advised by a wizard! The wizard told him that it would help when having erection problems

This is why there aren't more wizards in the world - thank you Darwin.

-Mir



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User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3079 posts, RR: 20
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2806 times:

Was it a female hedgehog?

Signed
Flairport

So what is the condition of the hedgehog? Did it explode when he climaxed?

GS

[Edited 2006-09-15 23:35:00]


Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 53
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2793 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 12):
What a prick.

Damn beat me to it !! That was the first thing I thought when I read it !!.

 Smile



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User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2742 times:

Nothing surprises me anymore..some sick people out there.

User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2738 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):

So what is the condition of the hedgehog? Did it explode when he climaxed?



Quoting Timology (Reply 6):
"The animal got away without any harm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

The question still stands...


User currently offlineJean Leloup From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 2116 posts, RR: 19
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2711 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):

It's good to see someone taking over 9VSPO's sex-related postings job!

JL



Next flight.... who knows.
User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 12
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2625 times:

And gerbils went out of style already for the kinko set? Hard to keep up with all the latest trends. I guess I'm just an old fuddy duddy in that I shag real women and hotties at that! Watch out! Someday, hedgehogs and gerbils may unite and rise up against the rogue penis crowd and smite us all and take over the planet along with the cockaroaches.


I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!
User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 48
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2618 times:

Christ on a Cracker!!!

That must have been UGLY!




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