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Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Luxair From Luxembourg, joined Jan 2001, 743 posts, RR: 2
Posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2278 times:

Hahahahahaha, still LFMAO! What a nerd!

Here original Post from dutch newspaper Telegraaf of today!

Buitenland

vr 15 sep 2006, 12:44 | 182 reacties
Spoedoperatie nodig na seks met egel
AMSTERDAM - Het medisch personeel in Servië heeft de grote middelen moeten inzetten om de penis van de 35-jarige Zoran Nikolovic op te lappen. De man uit Belgrado volgde blind het advies van een tovenares: die maakte hem wijs dat seks met een egel de beste methode was om een erectie langer vol te houden.

Veel plezier beleefde gefrustreerde Zoran niet aan zijn bizarre vrijpartij. De ongelukkige belandde met hevige pijn en een geslachtsorgaan vol stekels op de spoeddienst. "Het dier is er zonder kleerscheuren vanaf gekomen, onze patiënt was er veel erger aan toe. Toch zijn we er in geslaagd zijn penis zo goed als mogelijk opnieuw klaar te stomen voor de dienst", gaf een woordvoerder van het ziekenhuis mee.

Bron: Het Laatste Nieuws

Maybe somebody else own a good translation program Wink

Short Translation:

A man from Serbia, his name is Zoran Nikolovic 35 years old had sex with a Hedgehog!!! AuuuuuuuuuuuuA
Paramedics did a good job to repair his dick!
The guy did it after beeing advised by a wizard! The wizard told him that it would help when having erection problems hahahaha
So after sex he was hospitalized and paramedics repaired his dick! What a nerd!!!
Too stupid to be true!

Have fun & a gud weekend!

Markie Mark

20 replies: All unread, jump to last

Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33
Reply 1, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2270 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
dutch newspaper

What a surprise.

Harry

Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?

Doona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3706 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2263 times:

I don't know about this guy, but I make a habit of not placing my penis near anything with spikes.

Cheers
Mats

Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.

AndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2263 times:

Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

YVRtoYYZ From Canada, joined Mar 2004, 633 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2214 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

-YVRtoYYZ

Cosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2211 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

That's why you wrap it in Sellotape first. Same with a hamster

Timology From Netherlands, joined Jan 2006, 216 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 2147 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
Maybe somebody else own a good translation program

Emergency surgery needed after sex with hedgehog
AMSTERDAM - Paramedics in Serbia needed big stuff to repair Zoran Nikolovic (35)'s penis.
The man from Belgrade followed the advice of a witch blindly: she told him having sex with a hedgehog is the best method to keep a londer erection.

Frustrated Zoran didn't have alot of fun after his bizarre love making.
The unfortunate ended up with severe pain and a penis full of stings at the emergency service.
"The animal got away without any harm, our patient had a far more worst condition. Even though we succeeded to recover his penis for action", a spokesman of the hospital said.

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 1):
Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
dutch newspaper

What a surprise.

You should be killed grumpy

"Arm in arm we are the harmless sociopaths"

EWS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 2146 times:

I do hope MYT332 makes a full recovery.

Lew Big grin

Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33
Reply 8, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2078 times:

Quoting Timology (Reply 6):
You should be killed

Nice, real nice.

Harry

Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?

Clogman From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2068 times:

Oh well.

At least he wasnt a dane Wink

Thank God for that. That would have totally destroyed our reputation Big grin

AsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2066 times:

Mark

JoeKuboj From Serbia, joined Feb 2004, 163 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2046 times:

Jebo ti jeza u ledja May you fu*k a hedgehog

link

Wink

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7335 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2046 times:

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Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
What a nerd!

What a prick.

Made from jets!

Mir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 19686 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 2007 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
The guy did it after beeing advised by a wizard! The wizard told him that it would help when having erection problems

This is why there aren't more wizards in the world - thank you Darwin.

-Mir

7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day

Greasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3050 posts, RR: 22
Reply 14, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 2004 times:

Was it a female hedgehog?

Signed
Flairport

So what is the condition of the hedgehog? Did it explode when he climaxed?

GS

[Edited 2006-09-15 23:35:00]

Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"

Leezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1991 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 12):
What a prick.

Damn beat me to it !! That was the first thing I thought when I read it !!.

Smile

"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"

AirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1940 times:

Nothing surprises me anymore..some sick people out there.

AndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1936 times:

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):

So what is the condition of the hedgehog? Did it explode when he climaxed?

Quoting Timology (Reply 6):
"The animal got away without any harm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

The question still stands...

Jean Leloup From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 2106 posts, RR: 24
Reply 18, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1909 times:

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):

It's good to see someone taking over 9VSPO's sex-related postings job!

JL

Next flight.... who knows.

Zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4720 posts, RR: 13
Reply 19, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1823 times:

And gerbils went out of style already for the kinko set? Hard to keep up with all the latest trends. I guess I'm just an old fuddy duddy in that I shag real women and hotties at that! Watch out! Someday, hedgehogs and gerbils may unite and rise up against the rogue penis crowd and smite us all and take over the planet along with the cockaroaches.

I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!

KevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51
Reply 20, posted (6 years 8 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1816 times:

Christ on a Cracker!!!

That must have been UGLY!

474218, Carl, You will be missed.

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