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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5584 times:

Inspired by the funny street names, city names, etc. threads.

Has anybody come across some badly worded Church signs?


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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7508 posts, RR: 49
Reply 1, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5575 times:
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Quoting Superfly (Thread starter):
Has anybody come across some badly worded Church signs?

Here's a tacky one.



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 2, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5565 times:

Jetjack74:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



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User currently offlineOlegShv From Sweden, joined Mar 2006, 683 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 5512 times:

http://www.crummychurchsigns.com/hallofshame.htm

User currently offlineVirgin747 From Canada, joined Oct 1999, 327 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 5485 times:

this one in the church courtyard.....

http://www.members.shaw.ca/pambalin/Picture%20028.jpg


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 5, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 5457 times:

Virgin747:
Man this stuff is hillarious!  rotfl 



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User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8957 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 5432 times:











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User currently offlineBushpilot From South Africa, joined Jul 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 5424 times:

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 6):

Very Good!!! He will get a kick out of that one.

A real one that was around my town for awhile said:
Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non Smoking?
As a smoker, I thought this was worth a chuckle.


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3754 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5378 times:




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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 9, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5367 times:

Now wait a minute. What's with this Church sign generator?
That's cheating because those aren't real signs.



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User currently offlineQXatFAT From Israel, joined Feb 2006, 2408 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5362 times:

Now I dont know if you guys will find this funny or not but it goes against what the church believes about God. God being all present (everywhere).

A church in the town I live in tried to say something sweet for mothers day:

God cant be everywhere all the time, thats why He made mothers.

Now what the heck? It made a lot of Christians angry and people just honk when the person was putting it up. I thought it was funny and I am a very devouted Christian. lol



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 11, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 5357 times:

Quoting QXatFAT (Reply 10):
God cant be everywhere all the time, thats why He made mothers.

How do they know that God is a man?  duck 



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User currently offlineSprout5199 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1866 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (9 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5308 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
How do they know that God is a man?

according to my exwife, "If God was a woman, she would have made cum taste like chocolate". 'Nuff said.

Dan in Jupiter


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