Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
International Talk Like A Pirate Day  
User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 2068 times:

September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Aaarrrrr ye scurvy dogs, All threads t'day should be Pirate 'flavoured' or it'll be the plank for ye!

Run up the skull and cross bones me lads



72 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8467 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2057 times:

arrgh.. my long john is longer then yarrrs...

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2054 times:

Arrrr, Jim lad, Rodger the cabin boy ! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

Do you think the cabin boy will appreciate being rogered by Jim?  biggrin 

Robert  bouncy 



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 3):
Do you think the cabin boy will appreciate being rogered by Jim?

All these sailor types are rum, bum and baccy boys. He has to learn sometime Big grin

Ahoy there me hearties, avast behind!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineGLAGAZ From UK - Scotland, joined Feb 2004, 1983 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2042 times:

All ye A.netters should walk th' plank fer bein' such idiots. I think me parrot's gone to Davy Jones' locker.Thar she blows.Measure ye for yer chains. Swab the deck, matey or you'll kiss the gunner's daughter.

:S Taken from msn's new feature "mimic".

Gaz



Neutrality means that u don't really care cos the struggle goes on even when ur not there, blind and unaware
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

But what about Cornish? He talks like that every day.  Confused


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2032 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 6):
But what about Cornish? He talks like that every day.

I wondered when you'd arrive on the scene! Just can't resist can you! Big grin

And poor old Pirate Pat can't play, he's banned! Even if he is the Bosuns mate Big grin

Arrrrrrrrr, shiver me timbers, pieces of eight and other nautical terms. Heave ho  vomit  !

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineVH-KCT* From Australia, joined May 2001, 479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2026 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 6):
But what about Cornish? He talks like that every day.

Arrrr me scurvy scum. You not be a rrreal pirate if ye be talking like tha'. Scrub the decks and walk the plank, or I'll be sending ye straight to Blackbeard.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum  Smile



I am The Stig
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2023 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
Even if he is the Bosuns mate

Really? I had him down as the loblolly boy. Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2020 times:

Yarrr! Too bad I'm suffering from the Pirate's disease....SARRRS. More rum to heal me aches you sassy wench!


"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2008 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 9):
loblolly boy

   That puts him somewhere between the cabin boy and the ship's rat. You'll be in deep doo-doo when he gets back. Oooh arrrr!

[Edited 2006-09-19 12:45:11]

Edits: typos, bad hair day!

[Edited 2006-09-19 12:45:47]


Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2006 times:

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 11):
You'll be in deep doo-doo when he get back

Oh, I've already had a spectacularly grumpy email from him. Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1990 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
And poor old Pirate Pat can't play, he's banned! Even if he is the Bosuns mate

Haha, even his parrot has scurvy. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rather presumptuous '97 Margaux, just a hint of saddlesoap and a whoosh of gooseberry up the nose !

Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
Oh, I've already had a spectacularly grumpy email from him.

Local papers please copy.


User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1989 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
whoosh of gooseberry up the nose

Is that what blows your skirt up then? Gooseberries whooshing up your nose?  biggrin 



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 15, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1983 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
Haha, even his parrot has scurvy.

He's only got the parrot because he wanted "something nice and bright on the shoulder".

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rather presumptuous '97 Margaux, just a hint of saddlesoap and a whoosh of gooseberry up the nose !

Don't over do it. You've been banned from visiting the head in case you take the ship down with you. You joining was the first time a seaman was given the rating "Able ballast". Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1970 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
He's only got the parrot because he wanted "something nice and bright on the shoulder".

...and because Pe@rson kept falling off.

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
Don't over do it. You've been banned from visiting the head in case you take the ship down with you.

Excuse me, I am the powdered and bejewelled nobleman travelling on the King's business, captured at swordpoint, who says "Gadzooks - wascally piwates - unhand me, you unwashed scum !" and other sneering upper-class ripostes.


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1970 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):
unhand me, you unwashed scum !"

Careful. Cornish isn't used to flattery. He'll be taking you back to his cabin with talk like that.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1965 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 17):
He'll be taking you back to his cabin with talk like that.

No he won't. He just sent me a  grumpy  email too ! Tee hee !


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1965 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 17):
He'll be taking you back to his cabin with talk like that

He has a cabin? I thought he squatted in the Bilges? Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 19):
He has a cabin? I thought he squatted in the Bilges?

He was moved after that unfortunate episode when the sailors complained about there being a couple of inches in the well. The captain, misunderstanding entirely, tried to get them to pump ship, whereupon streams of what had once been pasty came flying out of the fire hoses. Nasty.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
Arrrr, Jim lad, Rodger the cabin boy

Great one old man
 duck 

Arrr me hartys. Shiver me timbers, Scrub the main deck, set the main sail. Pieces of eight

(I was wondering why the hell alex was talking like a pirate all day on msn, i thought he was just being nuts as normal lol)


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 20):
He was moved after that unfortunate episode when the sailors complained about there being a couple of inches in the well.

Oooh ooh, alert the Innuendo Police - cleanup in aisle 6 !


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1924 times:

Thtop it, you thilly goothes!

What? Oh...a regular pirate...

Yarr.


User currently offlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2777 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1907 times:

Hahahah! This was all started by one of my good friend's dad! Big grin Yes, here in the small town of Albany, OR for those who watched Wife Swap last night thats where I live, and I know all of them.  Wink

KPDX  Smile



View my aviation videos on Youtube by searching for zildjiandrummr12
25 Post contains images Banco : Piracy a major problem there, was it?
26 JGPH1A : Raids from the buccaneer-infested dry shoals of Ithaca were a common occurrence. During the early Jacobean period, the Royal Navy maintained a squadr
27 Post contains images Skidmarks : I always thought OR meant Oregon, which by my reckoning is about 3,000 miles from Ithaca and on the opposite side of the continent Incidentally, did a
28 SlamClick : If you're a pirate where are your bucaneers? "under me buccan hat!" RIMSHOT
29 JGPH1A : Oh - I thought he meant blah blah blah OR those who watched blah blah - silly US state codes, being like words. Anyway, I don't know any place names
30 Post contains images Banco : Although it must have been a bit of a bugger for the Royal Navy to have to haul their ships 30 miles inland to Albany. [Edited 2006-09-19 17:06:50]
31 JGPH1A : I know - that's why it's funny - you know, irony, whimsy, all those concepts you SHOULD be used to by now. Bit too subtle for you, eh ? Blimey, I try
32 Banco : Oh, indeed. Definite irony to put the whole plot on the opposite side of the continent to the place in question. Still, just minor detour really, tra
33 JGPH1A : Whoever heard of Albany, Oregon ? Why can't they have original place names in America, not just copy ones that have already been used. It would save
34 Post contains images Banco : True, but there was an itsy-bitsy clue in his post referring to Albany, Oregon. Obviously, you couldn't be expected to pick up on that. Especially fr
35 JGPH1A : I thought he was saying "or" ! Anyway, everyone knows places in Oregon have nerd names like Eugene or Dwayne. One time, that was ONE TIME ! Only a fe
36 Post contains links and images JoeKuboj : arrr how to talk like a pirate -> http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie...x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov
37 Post contains images Banco : An understandable error. Still, it didn't stop Hollywood beating a path to your door, did it? Just think of your contribution to cinema over the year
38 JGPH1A : Um - the Tower of London was built by William the Conqueror, so would, very likely, still have been there when Sherlock Holmes was around, fictitious
39 Post contains images Banco : Oh, so you DO know something! Just checking to see if you'd confuse that and Tower Bridge. Is it? Oh goody!
40 Post contains images RobertNL070 : At least somebody is finally learning where his place is Robert
41 JGPH1A : Yeerrrrsss - just checking to see if I'd spot your deliberate mistake, eh ? HAH ! How the mighty have fallen - get back to your Telegraph crossword (
42 Post contains images Alessandro : Pirateparty in Sweden is currently 10th biggest party 0,64% of the votes, no copyright, no big brother, no patent, free copy, join us....
43 Post contains images Banco : It seemed a reasonable tactic to a man who gets his geography round by a mere several thousand miles. I do regret not making it fractionally harder t
44 JGPH1A : I know my place. It's right at the top. Banco has cravenly confessed his heinous error and slunk off in shame and ignominy, as he richly deserves.
45 Cadet57 : Arrgh ya free on saturday miss? filler
46 RobertNL070 : I take it he has gone for a cuppa then.
47 Post contains images JGPH1A : and a sulk Round ? Did you mean "wrong" ? Typo's as well as gross inaccuracies ? Doing well today, matey ! I'd go back to bed if I were you.
48 Banco : I do no such thing. I merely set a test for you, deliberately low, based on your appalling ignorance in making a marginal error of a few thousand mil
49 Banco : "Round the wrong way". Obviously an error with the forum software. I do trust we are not to start picking up typos, old chap. Are you particularly an
50 Post contains images Skidmarks : He had an education? Knows all those big words 'cos he had to eat a dictionary! Anyway, he'd never make a Pirate, he'd sink the damn boat! Andy
51 Post contains images JGPH1A : Very very weak save, in fact no save at all - quite pitiable. I merely requested clarification of your glaring and amateurish error. You have provide
52 Banco : He didn't have to, but McDonalds hadn't yet reached the UK. Wiping out the whole of the Caribbean with the ensuing tidal wave no doubt...
53 JGPH1A : That's it, rope in your feeble-minded co-conspirators. I shall simply bask in the glow of my own innate and infinite superiority :-P
54 Post contains images RobertNL070 : Codswallop Robert
55 Banco : Won't be easy, what with blocking out the sun... Besides, given your extensive geographical expertise, you'll probably end up basking in Archangel in
56 JGPH1A : :-P Nope, still superior ! Try again.
57 Post contains images Skidmarks : :-P shows you havent yet mastered the task of actually going into the smiley list and producing S, not superior, my jolly jackass tar! Shiver me timb
58 Post contains images JGPH1A : I don't like the smiley - the tongue isn't rude enough. :-P is much more offensive. Ye lubberly son of a seacook ! Ten thousand blistering blue barna
59 Post contains images Banco : Or, for your purposes, long enough.
60 JGPH1A : Trust Banco to lower the tone ! Taking your duties as an ersatz-Cornish a little too seriously, are we ?
61 Banco : Oh, hark at Divine Brown over there. Is it even possible to be an ersatz Cornish? Surely it's dropped as far as it can go. Of the global population,
62 JGPH1A : Divine certainly, but not yet brown. I haven't been on holiday yet this year. Only with extreme difficulty and some fairly hideous wigs, I would imag
63 Banco : Oh no, I wouldn't even try. For one thing I'd have to ask to borrow some of your appalling cast-off underwear, a prospect too hideous for contemplati
64 JGPH1A : But you borrow Cornish's all the time - he was complaining the other day you borrowed one of his 47DDD wonderbras and he's not seen it for months. No
65 Post contains images Skidmarks : I suppose we could try it with several of us populating his oversized underwear. I mean, you must be able to get a small town in those knickers and t
66 Post contains images Banco : True, but who would be stupid enough to volunteer? Think of all the diseases yo'd pick up. Hmm. Where's Kirkie...
67 JGPH1A : Absolutely not - I'm not having that verminous toerag anywhere near my wispy delicates ! If you have to drag the Kirk-beast into it, use Andy's skivv
68 Post contains images Skidmarks : Made from several Vulcan brake parachutes and most of HMS Victory's old sails! Arrrrrrrrr, hoist the mainbrace, grab a tot o' grog!! Andy
69 JGPH1A : Now at last we know the reason for the permanent slightly pained expression on your mug ! Early Georgian naval undies - oh the horrors ! Stand by to
70 Post contains images Jpax : 'Yarrr' didn't go over very well with most teachers today. Neither did 'I have some buried treasure in these here pants' nor 'would ya mind if I fired
71 Dragon-wings : (in that high Seinfeld voice) But, I don't want to be a pirate! Remember the Puffy Shirt episode of Seinfeld?
72 Post contains links AeroWesty : Someone taking the meaning of this day too far: http://www.flickr.com/photos/radellaf/247644305/
Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day posted Mon Sep 19 2005 20:35:27 by Texan
Today Is Talk Like A Pirate Day posted Fri Sep 19 2003 15:35:55 by Matt D
Why Don´t Americans Like International Competiton? posted Wed Jul 12 2006 02:32:31 by Mir
I Feel Like An Idiot Because I Couldn't Talk To An Old Crush posted Tue Jul 4 2006 07:06:26 by DLKAPA
Happy International Workers' Day posted Mon May 1 2006 13:09:25 by Superfly
Happy Hot And Spicy Food International Day posted Mon Jan 16 2006 15:41:48 by Gkirk
For All Those On Here That Like To Talk S#it posted Wed Sep 21 2005 04:21:35 by AAFLT1871
Do You Type Like You Talk On IM's? posted Tue Apr 12 2005 06:52:19 by USAFHummer
Your Last Day Of College, What Was It Like? posted Tue Nov 9 2004 09:57:46 by 777ER
International Lawn Moe Day posted Sun Sep 21 2003 08:58:06 by CanadianNorth