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State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted  
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 1 month 2 days ago) and read 1155 times:

So get this. I've got friends in low places that have queued me into a pretty sweet opportunity. Quarterly, the State of Utah does a re-validation for all of it's law enforcement on alcohol related procedures. So basically, every three months a group of cops have to come in and show that they can determine an inebriated individual, administer a breathalyzer correctly, roadside procedures, etc.

So later this month a UHP trooper will pick me up at around 10 in the morning. They'll feed me free booze until 2 or 3 pm, and then I get a free ride home from another kind trooper.

So I'm not only (selflessly) volunteering to provide a civic service, I get drunk FREE courtesy of the state! Ya gotta love it...  drunk 

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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days ago) and read 1147 times:

That's awesome..

Puke in the back of his/her cruiser



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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8724 posts, RR: 43
Reply 2, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days ago) and read 1147 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
I get drunk FREE courtesy of the state!

And it's in Utah of all places!  rotfl 



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User currently offlineRichardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 2 days ago) and read 1141 times:

arriving: DL1230 1300 10/1
departing: whenever I wake up...

see ya there!

 drunk  Richard
j/k



"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1114 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):
That's awesome..

Puke in the back of his/her cruiser

Nah.. I'd much rather stay on their good side. I wonder what kind of alcohol selection they will have for us?  scratchchin 

Previous participants seemed to stick to whiskey.. I just hope they have tequila!  bigthumbsup 


User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1112 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I wonder what kind of alcohol selection they will have for us?

Zima.

lots and lots of Zima.


User currently offlineCFCUQ From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 712 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1108 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I wonder what kind of alcohol

Who cares Steve ? Its a free piss-up !


User currently onlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12254 posts, RR: 35
Reply 7, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1101 times:
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Hehe, I got the same offer when St Paul was having an intox class. They had enough volunteers before I responded to the email though  Sad


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User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1080 times:

Quoting CFCUQ (Reply 6):
Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I wonder what kind of alcohol

Who cares Steve ? Its a free piss-up !

This is very true. You have to love the denim-wearing Canucks who put everything in perspective for ya.  Wink


User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3508 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1047 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
So later this month a UHP trooper will pick me up at around 10 in the morning. They'll feed me free booze until 2 or 3 pm, and then I get a free ride home from another kind trooper.

I'm truly envious.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):

Puke in the back of his/her cruiser

 checkmark 



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User currently offlineAirCop From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1044 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 2):
And it's in Utah of all places!

Being Utah they will include a Book of Mormon to read while you get drunk.


User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3508 posts, RR: 10
Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1041 times:

Quoting AirCop (Reply 10):
Being Utah they will include a Book of Mormon to read while you get drunk.

...and I thought that I was the only one who'd ever done this...



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 1 month 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1022 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 2):
And it's in Utah of all places!

No kidding . . .  laughing 

I checked in to the Marriott in SLC (the new one downtown) a few years back, went down to the lobby bar to have my before dinner 'appetizer' and found it quite baffling that one could order a drink, but not a double. One could however order a drink and a sidecar (extra shot).  crazy  Now, does that make any damn sense at all?


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