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A Christmas Poem For Osama  
User currently offlineOverlord From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Posted (13 years 5 months 9 hours ago) and read 1008 times:


'Twas the night before Payback and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying, he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.

He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy Boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.

And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close, to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.

They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a Whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile.

I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show.

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User currently offlineVgnAtl747 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 1521 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (13 years 5 months 9 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Thats good... did you write it?

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User currently offlineCcrlR From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 2249 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (13 years 5 months 8 hours ago) and read 991 times:
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That's really good how long did it take for you to write it?

"He was right, it is a screaming metal deathtrap!"-Cosmo (from the Fairly Oddparents)
User currently offlineAmerican_4275 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1076 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (13 years 5 months 8 hours ago) and read 981 times:

That's good!

I've got a poem for him too.
Mr. Osama
You thought you could scare us
Kiss my ass

Insightful, i know.
 Big thumbs up

User currently offlineOverlord From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (13 years 5 months 5 hours ago) and read 964 times:

Unfortunately, I can't take credit for writing it. I got it in an email from a friend. I'm not that talented.  Big grin

User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6028 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (13 years 5 months 5 hours ago) and read 960 times:

American_4275, was that some holidayOsama haiku from you. LOL

Hey we had tourist guy posts so I guess Osama haiku "might" work

Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineLeftseat86 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 5 months 5 hours ago) and read 955 times:

I hate Osama
cowardly man with no balls
soon we will get him...

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Nice Overlord!
P.S.I like Beirut.

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