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The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....  
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2364 times:

And how the mighty do fall.

Well to those who are un-initiated, and it seems like a few of you from the replies from the many Dear.......threads, this is Non-Av at it's silliest. This happens about 2-3 times a year, but oh dear, this time it seems to have gotten more out of hand then usual. I know I'm not innocent, but at least I didn't start: Dear Penis........................... (by Jetjack74 Sep 19 2006 in Non Aviation) many thanks again to that thread starter for what will be PLENTY of ammunition for the next year until this  redflag  starts again.

Now if you are scared, relax, and breathe deep. We are having fun, and a lot of laughs. The world is a touch further from a nuclear holocaust because of this stress relief. At least this isn't as bad as when Israel invaded Lebanon and there was an "earth ending development" thread every 30 seconds that threatened whatever peace and harmony MIGHT exist in the cyberspace we all know and love as Airliners.net.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled "Friday's stupid thread", and all the "facts" that make Civil Aviation civilized.

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User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2364 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
but at least I didn't start: Dear Penis........................... (by Jetjack74 Sep 19 2006 in Non Aviation)

I knew you would find a way to squeeze that in somewhere.  Big grin



Crye me a river
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2359 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 1):

I knew you would find a way to squeeze that in somewhere.

As long as I'm not squeezing it into jetjack vomit  who cares?


User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2347 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
As long as I'm not squeezing it into jetjack who cares?

Christ...  headache 





 rotfl 



Crye me a river
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2286 times:

Dammit I missed the Dear penis thread (now deleted). Anyone know what went on in it?

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2263 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 4):
Dammit I missed the Dear penis thread (now deleted). Anyone know what went on in it?

Start another one and find out! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Start another one and find out!

It's probably just get deleted. *sigh*

Anyway, this thread could get interesting. TedTAce has fired the first salvo at the good ship JetJoke.

How will he respond?

Also,

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
for what will be PLENTY of ammunition

What's the ammunition Ted, please tell!

 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 6):
What's the ammunition Ted, please tell!

The 'Ammunition' is the fact that Joe Ladies Joke started a thread about dick, when he could have been creative (and come off more hetero) and started the ....cat.... thread like I did  Wink


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2183 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 4):
Anyone know what went on in it?

Any popcorn kernel references, for example?


User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2180 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 8):
Any popcorn kernel references, for example?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Please John I don't want any more reminding of that little factoid of yours!  Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7407 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2081 times:
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Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
many thanks again to that thread starter for what will be PLENTY of ammunition for the next year until this starts again.

So your saying you actually exert energy into it? So i'm worth the time. That's really cool Wink

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
As long as I'm not squeezing it into jetjack who cares?

Well, since your wife left you, your squeezing it into something filled with hot air, just don't pop it.

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 7):
The 'Ammunition' is the fact that Joe Ladies Joke started a thread about dick, when he could have been creative (and come off more hetero) and started the ....cat.... thread like I did

I was going to write some clever manifesto about it, but the song was it's narrative. Plus I was too tired. It was really a funny song and cartoon. I'm trying to find it again since I mistakenly deleted it.

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 6):
How will he respond?

I actually enjoy the attention. It's funny and I think Ted deepdown inside likes me. No one would really go that far and exert that much energy into something unless they had some sort of respect for. But since he's not getting any, I assume he's got spare time. Hell, his dog is getting more than he is.



Made from jets!
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2054 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 10):
Hell, his dog is getting more than he is.

Tsk, Tsk, tsk...... I guess you missed the pu$$y thread.. it had a picture of my cat... I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be.. I mean if you are going to like pu$$y, you should really like pu$$y: but there I go thinking weird again.

Yeap, JJ: I do have it out for you, and in some ways you do command my respect. It's fun to have an 'enemy'. One of these days we should do drinks at one of the more masculine meets, prefferably where I can watch some pu$$y.... besides yours..


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2049 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be..

All due respect for what you are goin' through, Ted, but real men like dogs.

The pussy we like has no claws, and smells worse than a cat. But we put up with it.


User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 12):
The pussy we like has no claws, and smells worse than a cat.

I had this girl in back in Paris once, and she had a...........ahh, nevermind.  Big grin



Crye me a river
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7407 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2042 times:
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Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
Tsk, Tsk, tsk...... I guess you missed the pu$$y thread.. it had a picture of my cat... I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be.. I mean if you are going to like pu$$y, you should really like pu$$y: but there I go thinking weird again.

You know, we're not so different after all. Meet Killer. He likes to eat.


Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
Yeap, JJ: I do have it out for you, and in some ways you do command my respect. It's fun to have an 'enemy'. One of these days we should do drinks at one of the more masculine meets, prefferably where I can watch some pu$$y.... besides yours..

 rotfl  That's why I respect you Ted. I admire that sledgehammer wit of yours. You never let up. Name the time and place, first round is on me, you grab the beers. Wink



Made from jets!
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7407 posts, RR: 50
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2042 times:
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Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 13):
I had this girl in back in Paris once, and she had a

Crotchrot?



Made from jets!
User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2039 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 15):
Crotchrot?

Well, the guy said something about claws........reminded me of this tattoo she had.

I'll leave the rest open for the imagination.  hyper 



Crye me a river
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2021 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 12):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be..

All due respect for what you are goin' through, Ted, but real men like dogs.

Nah, how about both. Got a cat and a dog. Look like the sweetest things, but the cat is a proven rodent killer and the dog will scare the beejeezus out of a racoon, and has killed plenty before.

Real men have pets that can kill little critters.


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2015 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 17):
Real men have pets that can kill little critters.

Well, my dog has killed a cougar, so I say real men have pets that can kill wild beasts!

BAB yes 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2004 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 18):
my dog has killed a cougar

If it was helped along by some kind of firearm, it doesnt count!  grumpy 

Now, if he did it all himself, all hail BABs BAD DOG!


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 5 days ago) and read 1985 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 17):
Real men have pets that can kill little critters

BS! REAL men don't have pets, they have lean, mean, killing machines who condescend to live in the same place as they do! Big grin

Which is why I have 2 cats! Big grin

And it's about time you got another woman Father Ted. You're getting ornery! And probably horny, but I refuse to discuss that!! Big grin  duck 

Andy  old   stirthepot 



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