KFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3262 posts, RR: 33 Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1667 times:
"Is that a cigar, Mr. President, or are you just happy to see me?!"
"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5 Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1648 times:
RB: "Mr. Clinton!"
BC: "Oh, sorry, Richard. The long hair threw me off. Damn these wandering hands!"
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Everyone shares a hearty laugh when Richard Branson announces the installation of humidors on VS aircraft.
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1625 times:
"And then we'll tell them that this is NOT about getting Hillary elected President and Bill made UN Secretary General. No kidding! All we have to go is give away a couple of stray billions and they will think we are humanitarians."
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
Ilikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 23 Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1609 times:
"Don't you just love having millions and millions of dollars to burn? I pity the poor folk, not!"
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Gore: See guys, I can do a great impression of The Penguin!
Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7335 posts, RR: 52 Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1504 times:
Branson: "Just got the new gums, so no more gingivitus"
Clinton: "Yeah, but if you really want the poontang, you gotta have teeth like mine"
Gore: "Well Bill, how do mine look? And I used enviromentally friendly toothpaste. It's an inconvenience, but it's good for the enviroment. I found it over the internet, which I invented BTW."
OR
Branson: "is there spinach in my teeth?"
Clinton: "I can't see any, is there pubic hair in mine?"
Gore: "I invented the internet"
Fumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1492 times:
President Clinton was always the amicable prankster and the visit by his good friend Sir Richard was no exception. The President and company enjoyed a hearty laugh at Bill's arranging to have Monica reenact the podium scene from Police Academy on Sir Richard.
Grateful for being given the attention, Branson swore to change the name of one of his heavies to "Lady in Blue".
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1483 times:
Go3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3266 posts, RR: 22 Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1464 times:
HPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1431 times:
Branson: "I'll tell ya, dear Albert, you wanna know what a real inconvient truth is? This f'n bloke right here wants to stick it in my bum! That's freaking inconvenient!"
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Things were going along very swimmingly and calmly until someone in the crowd asked what the three gentlemen on stage think about President Bush's enviornmental policy.
Usnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 55 Reply 19, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1405 times:
Ctbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 52 Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1247 times:
Another inconvenient truth: Richard Branson becomes the latest fashion victim to appear on What Not to Wear.
Charles, SJ
The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
28 FlyDeltaJets87: Branson: "How many times did you ask Florida to recount those votes, Al?" ******* Branson: "Why didn't Tennessee vote for you again, Al?" ******* Bran
29 LTU932: After a major accident involving a leak of laughing gas in the auditorium, Al Gore had to be rushed to the hospital because of ruptures in his face wh
30 AerospaceFan: "Hey, don't we look like a commercial for Grecian Formula?" http://www.grecian-formula.com/
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