SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 69 Reply 6, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2014 times:
"And then we'll tell them that this is NOT about getting Hillary elected President and Bill made UN Secretary General. No kidding! All we have to go is give away a couple of stray billions and they will think we are humanitarians."
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7365 posts, RR: 51 Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1893 times:
Branson: "Just got the new gums, so no more gingivitus"
Clinton: "Yeah, but if you really want the poontang, you gotta have teeth like mine"
Gore: "Well Bill, how do mine look? And I used enviromentally friendly toothpaste. It's an inconvenience, but it's good for the enviroment. I found it over the internet, which I invented BTW."
Branson: "is there spinach in my teeth?"
Clinton: "I can't see any, is there pubic hair in mine?"
Gore: "I invented the internet"
Fumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1881 times:
President Clinton was always the amicable prankster and the visit by his good friend Sir Richard was no exception. The President and company enjoyed a hearty laugh at Bill's arranging to have Monica reenact the podium scene from Police Academy on Sir Richard.
Grateful for being given the attention, Branson swore to change the name of one of his heavies to "Lady in Blue".